Monday, November 26th 2012

There Will Be A Sequel To Life-Size

In 2000, The Wonderful World of Disney aired a doll movie that was more terrifying than Talking Tina and Child's Play combined and that doll movie was called Life-Size. In Life-Size, a young faced Lindsay Lohan plays a girl who uses magic to try to bring her mother back from the dead, but ends up giving life to the plastic doll her dad's new piece gave her. It was Mannequin for little girls and gay boys, and it was the greatest thing both Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan have ever done.

Ty Ty knows Life-Size is the best thing she's contributed to the world, because she's coming back for more. Entertainment Weekly says that Ty Ty will executive produce and star in a sequel for the Disney Channel.

No word yet if Life-Size 2 will star Elizabeth Taylor's #1 enemy Lindsay Lohan, but it better. How can you do a sequel to Life-Size without LiLo? My guess is that LiLo's character grew up to become a major mess and was reunited with her Eve doll after breaking into her dad's storage unit to look for stuff to sell for drug money. Then LiLo's character realizes that the Eve doll was discontinued years ago and is probably worth a lot. So she trades her Eve doll in for a bump. What I'm saying is that I really hope Life-Size 2 takes place in a crack house.

And it better have a full-length version of this masterpiece in it:

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by justincase on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 11:04pm.

I think she likes the attention but not the work (#liz&dick) or the people she works for. It's not easy being a hooker.

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justincase's picture

This is Lindsay Lohan as a cute little child actor who looks awkward in yet another Disney scenario. I think she likes the attention but not the work (#liz&dick) or the people she works for. It's not easy being a hooker.

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 6:23pm.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 5:28pm.

I know the scary shot you are talking about. She looked like an alien/human hybrid
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Yup this one

http://damngina.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tyra-banks-1.jpg
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....ooooohhhh kiddies...Count Floyd says verrry scarrrryyyy!!!....

...I thought that sh*zzle was photoshopped until I googled images for 'Tyra Banks chin' and now I think that alien pic is for reelz...

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Juniperjump's picture

Why have I never heard of this?? Is it cuz iz old?

TOPANGA's picture

My old ass def remembers this movie. It was a guilty pleasure for me, this and all of the other campy Disney Channel movies from the late 90s and early 2000s. There was one with Justin Timberlake too, where he dated 2 girls who had switched places or something. One was a model, the other a nerd. Katherine Heigle was in one too lol.
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WithinReason...'s picture

Didn't see this masterpiece either but little Lilo had some moves, lol

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Emeriesan's picture

Ha! A good soul has uplaoded it on YouTube and I'm watching that mess right now. Ty Ty seems to be a mock-up of her Top Model persona. And lohan... oh well.

I'm just hoping that Tyra won't be given free reign with this because we all know she will include some of her Modelland crap and half the film will be shots of her working her weave.

misslainey's picture

Oh lord, my daughter loved this movie. Can't even believe that's Lohan.

fauve's picture

Yow... you can really see her father's features in her face in the main pic. Now she just looks like an older version of her mother.

Bizzarelife's picture

Maybe Ty Ty can wear this in the movie:

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/aline/tyra-banks-smiles-her-eyes-bold-bondage...

Then, this film can be rebranded as a horror picture!

WWJDFAKB's picture

I sadly remember catching this part while channel surfing, I thought I was unknowingly on some bad shit.

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Cookie-Slore's picture

YASSSSS!!! I'm going to have that stupid song stuck in my head for a week, but it's worth it! I always found myself watching this when it came on...just so gloriously camp. Although watching the dude who played the dad in the movie dance in this music video was one of the saddest things I've ever seen. That was a man in need of a check in ways I don't like to think about.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 5:28pm.

I know the scary shot you are talking about. She looked like an alien/human hybrid
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Yup this one

http://damngina.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tyra-banks-1.jpg

Suzy Farkis's picture

I just looked at a slideshow of LL photos that were dated, and interestingly, she still looked innocent and fresh-faced in April 2004 at the Mean Girls premiere, then in August of the same year standing with Wilmer V she suddenly looked like a truck stop hooker. Michael Lohan was right, it IS everyone else's fault!!

Can you imagine her and Tyra doing a movie now, how awesomely horrible they would be to each other?

i loooooooooved this movie when i was younger!!! of course they have to mess with even the most trivial of my childhood memories....

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 5:28pm.
The ET shot of Tara the other day was pretty scary but in general I do find her to be quite pretty.

I think I know the scary shot you are talking about. She looked like an alien/human hybrid. But yeah, when she's made up, she's gorgeous (albeit batshit cray).

Bigbendy's picture

Now this is how to do camp! Go TyTy.

Bigbendy's picture

You have to love TyTy. She just keeps cranking it out. Somebody must be watching her.

Gardening Girl's picture

What's that smell?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I mean, I didn't hate this film.

Whamo's picture

The ET shot of Tara the other day was pretty scary but in general I do find her to be quite pretty.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HGIocjnbjyE/UCAGS58lMPI/AAAAAAAABKE/hWl2TsoqES...

M.E.'s picture

*put barrel of shot gun in mouth*

*pulls trigger*

Darknight's picture

How did i miss this masterpiece?

mike's picture

It's perfect for Ally Lohan! Her entrance into the acting world has arrived!

or not :)