This Is Somebody's Mother
In case you missed it on Monday night's episode of Teen Mom 2, here's the mouth breathing, meth brow-having drop of coke smegma Jenelle Evans making yet another excellent life decision. Jenelle violated probation by getting an F- on a random drug test and she was given two choices: serve around two weeks in jail or stay on probation for another year. The 20-year-old pile of garbage disposal gunk chose to sit in jail for two weeks, because she didn't want to go through another year of having to stay away from her bong (and probably because she wanted a two week vacation from her kid).
In this touching scene, Jenelle's lawyer tells her the start date for her jail sentence and she immediately barfs glitter all over that date. Jenelle can't start serving her jail sentence that day and her excuse for why she can't is probably the worst excuse ever given for anything in the history of excuse-making. Jenelle can't go to jail that day because she has to go to a Ke$hit concert! She got feathers in her hair for it! Bitch got clothes FOR the concert. You know you have successfully become a failure at life when your lawyer tells you that most of your legal troubles will be behind you if you check into jail on a certain day and these 3 trash nuggets fall out of your talk hole:
- "No, no, you don't understand. This is my idol. She's my idol and I'm never going to be able to see her again."
- "Like no one understands how important this concert is to me. It's not just a concert, it's Ke$ha. Like, it's the person. It's not 'Oh, I want to go to a random concert.' It's Ke$ha, like, my idol, the girl I watch videos on YouTube 30 times a day. I mean, I'm obsessed with this girl."
- "I know it sounds crazy, but if I have to stay on probation to see Ke$ha, it might be worth it."
That clip has to be the most effective anti-drug PSA ever. It's even making me consider breaking up with my bong.
In the end, Jenelle's dumb ass failed another random drug test and got arrested. Jenelle is currently serving 3 life sentences in a maximum security prison and it's not because she failed two drugs tests. It's because she admitted that Ke$hit is her idol.
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How are there people like this in existence? Why haven't they become extinct? in nature, if a species was this stupid and oblivious of consequences, they would die off...why can't stupid people do the same?
Your tax dollars hard at work. Paying for her kid. Paying for her jail. Paying for her ebt card. Probably paying for her lawyer. I feel sorry for that guy. It's probably somewhat hard to go to law school. You've got to study hard. But dealing with with dumb ass dole bludgers isn't part of the curriculum.
Our justice system is such a joke. Justice for no one and just managing creepy assholes like this.
Bookworm~agree 100%
Submitted by bookworm on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 1:38am.
And THIS is an example of why I LOVE animals (NOT in that way lol) and HATE human beings. We are the smartest (apparently) of all the species, and yet we are basically this ^^^ and far, far, far worse!
This world/earth would be so much better off without the human race. We are so arrogant, that we think 'we' above all else are the most important. What makes us more important than any other species? We are so wonderful & important that we: Kill, rape, abuse, torture, steal, lie, cheat, destroy, etc, etc.
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I agree. Everyday I read the news I hate humanity more and more.
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And THIS is an example of why I LOVE animals (NOT in that way lol) and HATE human beings. We are the smartest (apparently) of all the species, and yet we are basically this ^^^ and far, far, far worse!
This world/earth would be so much better off without the human race. We are so arrogant, that we think 'we' above all else are the most important. What makes us more important than any other species? We are so wonderful & important that we: Kill, rape, abuse, torture, steal, lie, cheat, destroy, etc, etc.
Tell me what is so great about the human race?
not only was this post hysterical but the readers comments are golden too.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by MeowMeow on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:27pm.
This dumb bitch is everything that is wrong with this country. The trashy-ass, tatted up, cracked-out, glorified teen mom reality star who idolizes Ke$ha and expects law enforcement to work around her fucking concert schedule. Stupid skank.
I think we'd be better off as a society offering $5K to anyone who will willfully sterilize themselves. She would have been one of the first ones I'd offer the money to. A Lohan would be my second choice. Trash.
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The sad thing is, we have built up the cult of mommy-worshipping so much, that even conscientious women who know they don't want to be mothers get denied tubal ligations because doctors think 25 is too young or they'll "change their mind". Find me one man who was denied a vasectomy because he might change his mind one day.
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I think this is also common with young men seeking vasectomies. It seems that docs are reluctant to perform the surgery on a young person--male or female--reasoning that they might "change their mind" later on. I mean, some people know deep down that they will never want kids.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
- "I know it sounds crazy, but if I have to stay on probation to see Ke$ha, it might be worth it."
She needs a reality check. Soon.
Dementa - Well said! I totally agree with you. It would be great if everyone who shouldn't have kids didn't, but limiting reproduction is a slippery slope. Also shitty parents can have great kids. In my experience it gave me and my brother a good example of how NOT to be in life.
This trash is on MTV im sure she could use her "celebrity" credentials to meet Ke$ha in real life.
This selfish, narcissistic Kunt makes me want to pull my hair out screaming! She has the BALLS to bitch about when she serves her time?!
God, I hope the judge see this shit and slams her ass into lock-up for being a spoiled b*tch. And I hope her attorney dumps her ass as a client.
I hope this bitch gets hit by a semi. People like her shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Submitted by Jeepster on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:07pm.
Yeah, that's fascist. And according to your standards, many of the greats of history should never have existed because they had shitty parents (Beethoven) or genetic disabilities (Einstein), whereas Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin WOULD have existed. That's a better world all right!
Sorry, there's no formula for turning out kids who are decent people, or knowing which parents will turn their life around and change for a kid's sake. Some do, some don't. Some people screw themselves up AFTER they have kids, some before. "Formulas" don't work with people. They never do.
Beautiful flowers can grow out of shit, and weeds can grow in a cultivated garden.
And of course, the more restrictions you put on things like reproduction, the easier you make it for bigots to restrict people they don't like.
So yeah, you're okay with boards denying black people the right to have babies? Because that sort of thing WOULD happen. If not to black people, then to other racial/religious groups, entirely based on the bigotry and prejudices of people in charge. Just consider: if your approach had been adopted a century or two ago, there would be no black people in the US. Or Asians. Or American Indians.
AND you open the door for even more corrupt corporate and government meddling, deciding not to let people have babies unless they provide massive bribes to all the right people. Again, that WOULD happen, because it's what happens.
Finally, the "overlords get to decide who reproduces" sounds familiar. Guess what Scientology does.
It's funny that people shriek and cry over the "right" to have free condoms (BUY YOUR OWN FUCKING CONDOMS IF YOU WANT TO FUCK), but then turn around and insist that other people shouldn't have the right to have a kid unless they're perfect in every way, in other people's eyes. Fuck that.
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 1:54pm.
Reminds me of that Flight of the Conchords episode where they meet a woman named "Brabra."
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:04pm.
She just bought second-row tickets and pre-rented hotel rooms. She's clearly not poor. Poor does not = trash, and trash does not = poor.
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Woofuckinghoo!!!
Right on! Couldn't of said it better myself.
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:20pm.
Same here. The pigs didn't screw up their own lives with guttertrash stupidity like someone who bleats that "Kesha is mah idull."
Hell, the pigs probably have higher IQs. And better music taste.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I just got around to watching the vid, and wow, just wow.
I feel terrible for her son but he's lucky he has a grandma who loves him and is putting her foot down (FINALLY) when it comes to Jenelle's bullshit.
Jenelle always has guys coming in and out of her life. They beat on her, she beats on them, they do drugs together, they drink together, she has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She doesn't care one ounce about that poor child and if she did, she would cut off the shitty friends who keep bringing drugs around her. She's been in and out of jail so many times, she will NEVER learn her lesson. I hope grandma keeps the baby forever.
That lawyer is a saint. And he has extreme self control because you can tell he just wants to laugh right in her face but still doesn't. I would have. When she said 'thats why I got all these feathers in my hair'..That is comedy GOLD!!!
Ke$ha is my idul. Points to the lawyer for the straight face without walking out. Never mind that the kid will be without his mom during the time served. It's her idul.
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Tell us what you really think of Ke$ha, you psycho.
What a piece of pure, fucking trash. The fact that she is even allowed to look at her child is disgusting.
Ernie
POOR JASE!!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
"ok - sounds fascist - I know - but think of a world where we can all feel SAFER in the knowledge that our children have a better chance of becoming the people we wish them to be!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos" "
JEEPSTER FOR EL PRESIDENTE!!!
That lawyer is really fucking hot
Thanks, but I already know I'm completely pro-choice.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:04pm.
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You wanna go Salmon Punching with me :)
Well, I like to consider myself upper middle class ;) , but you seem to be as eager to make categorical assertions about the middle class as you claim we do about the poor. First of all, I don't know this woman to be poor--she appears to have plenty of disposable income. Second, I have compassion for the child, regardless of parental income classification.
Prejudice doesn't strike me as a very useful solution against the prejudices of others.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 3:04pm.
"The 20-year-old pile of garbage disposal gunk" is a human being. A foolish and poorly educated human, but still a human.
Shows like this reinforce middle-class smuggery and the idea that poor people are undeserving of anything better.
"The 20-year-old pile of garbage disposal gunk" is a human being. A foolish and poorly educated human, but still a human.
Shows like this reinforce middle-class smuggery and the idea that poor people are undeserving of anything better.
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OK - she's human...and? I have more compassion for the pigs that are held at factory farms to be made into delicious bacon more than I do for her.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:42pm.
lmfaooooooooo at salmon puncher!!!!!
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LMFAO too Salmon Puncher!!! Oh man I'm using that one!
I can't see the video (iPhone), but can anybody explain to me how straight women become obsessed with female celebrities? I really don't get it.
She's beyond horrible. I'd rather be trapped forever on a desert island with nothing but Kesha videos to entertain me than spend one minute in the same room with this trashy little psycho. Hopefully her son will grow up to be happy and successful, and will cut her out of his life completely.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I like Deb's idea about mandatory sterilization - but I would go a step further. Every child (male and female) at puberty, would receive an implant that would render sperm and eggs as "non viable". Past the legal age (25!), you would have to go before a board to determine if you are eligible to have the implant removed. the criteria would be:
1. no (serious) criminal record
2. no history of child or animal abuse
3. no current drug or alcohol dependancy (past incidents have to have been acknowledged and/or treated)
4. financially stable (has a job)
5. no participation in cult or fringe religions, or hate groups
6. reason for being a parent has to be - well REASONABLE.....such as: I am in love/I am in love and married/I am in love and want to get married/I am in love and want a child, but not a partner - you get the point...
7. Those individuals with percent positive chance of producing severely handicapped children - NO! But you will be able to adopt.
If you can't or won't meet the criteria - NO BABY FOR YOU!!!!!
you can get a board hearing every year, for as long as you are capable of having a child. oh - and Old Men: dont think you can get around this - as we now know that peepaw sperm is 50% higher to produce birth defects.
ok - sounds fascist - I know - but think of a world where we can all feel SAFER in the knowledge that our children have a better chance of becoming the people we wish them to be!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
This creature's lawyer demonstrated much more self-restraint than I ever could have.
"The 20-year-old pile of garbage disposal gunk" is a human being. A foolish and poorly educated human, but still a human.
Shows like this reinforce middle-class smuggery and the idea that poor people are undeserving of anything better.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
I wish there was a law that made it illegal for people like this girl to breed.
MeowMeow -- how is my gorgeous Fangsy Wangsy doing? I worship that baby, he is so sweet & sassy! Give him tons of kisses & squishes from Auntie Twat!
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This was one of those great 'people not like us' moments. My big take-away here was that I didn't know ke$ha rhymed with ketchup. I thought it was pronounced key-sha.
Also, I can see there is some risk of me getting addicted to a show featuring this cluess dope fiend trailer-park princess. So best for me to stay away from it. And let's face it, she has a cuter face than lilo.
i quite enjoyed the fact she called her mom to bail her out and her mother basically told her she aint coming to get her and she can rot..haha.
*shamefaced* yes i wash this rubbish but sometimes its too good not too.,
that being said next week her mother probably relents and posts the bail
Submitted by SFRB on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:41pm.
Sucky can go to an island and still be here with us. No, not because of the internetz, but because his macho 1000-mile-long Salmon Puncher can stretch that far.
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hush honey! You swore you wouldn't tell a soul!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Jennelle has literally no redeeming qualities at all. Both her and her crackhead mother are unfit to be parents. I feel sorry for the poor children who had the misfortune to be birthed by these utterly disgusting pieces of trash.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
lmfaooooooooo at salmon puncher!!!!!
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Sucky can go to an island and still be here with us. No, not because of the internetz, but because his macho 1000-mile-long Salmon Puncher can stretch that far.
Here's where i demand a law about sex education being mandatory and all students have to pass a thorough test about birth control or get sterilized.
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@ E.H. -- " I learned Limp Bizkit wasn't as cool as I thought they were in HS."
lol, please tell me you figured that one out during first semester freshman year ;-)
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Submitted by MeowMeow on Wed, 11/28/2012 - 2:27pm.
This dumb bitch is everything that is wrong with this country. The trashy-ass, tatted up, cracked-out, glorified teen mom reality star who idolizes Ke$ha and expects law enforcement to work around her fucking concert schedule. Stupid skank.
I think we'd be better off as a society offering $5K to anyone who will willfully sterilize themselves. She would have been one of the first ones I'd offer the money to. A Lohan would be my second choice. Trash.
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The sad thing is, we have built up the cult of mommy-worshipping so much, that even conscientious women who know they don't want to be mothers get denied tubal ligations because doctors think 25 is too young or they'll "change their mind". Find me one man who was denied a vasectomy because he might change his mind one day.
That poor little boy has no chance at growing up to be a happy, functional human being the longer he stays with the stupid whore that birthed him out. I won't even call her a mother because her priorities do not include him. I'm sure she cares more about getting fucked up at a Ke$ha show than being around for that kid.
This dumb bitch is everything that is wrong with this country. The trashy-ass, tatted up, cracked-out, glorified teen mom reality star who idolizes Ke$ha and expects law enforcement to work around her fucking concert schedule. Stupid skank.
I think we'd be better off as a society offering $5K to anyone who will willfully sterilize themselves. She would have been one of the first ones I'd offer the money to. A Lohan would be my second choice. Trash.
@wendy
I couldn't have said it better myself. Before college, I thought I knew everything, the only things that were cool and therefore worthwhile were the things I liked and the only people worth talking to were people who looked and acted like me. The good thing about college is it knocks you down a couple of notches and exposes you to people and things you never would have thought to try otherwise. I learned Limp Bizkit wasn't as cool as I thought they were in HS.
People like this dingle ontheotherhand never get to expierence that so they stay trap in that close minded mentality of highschool....
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