Just A Regular Night: Lindsay Lohan Got Arrested For Punching This Woman
UPDATE: That's not a picture of the woman who got smacked down by LiLo. That's the woman's friend who either smeared bronzer on her cheek to make it look like a bruise or is just extremely heavy with the rouge.
White Oprah better make room on her wall of family achievements, because here comes another mug shot of beauty from her daughter!
Because it's been much too long since Lindsay Lohan has been in handcuffs and she missed posing for the mug shot camera, bitch got arrested in NYC early this morning for punching a woman in the face at a club. If it's morning time for you, then you can skip your morning cup of liquid caffeine by going to TMZ to get your buzz from watching the video of her perp walk. If it's afternoon or night times for you, you can still get higher from listening to her scream out to the cops, "Oh my God! Are you kidding me?" Oh, LiLo, that's what we all said on Sunday night are Liz & Dick.
The latest chapter in LiLo's never-ending Party Heat episode of a life started when she and the woman above got into some kind of argument at Avenue in NYC. The woman was sitting in the booth next to Lindsay's and nobody knows what they were fighting about, but at one point Blohan said, "Give me some space!" TMZ's source says that the two stopped fighting, but a little while later LiLo punched the woman in the face for whatever reason. Somewhere up in heaven, Elizabeth Taylor is screaming at God, "Youdammit! I told you to use your powers to make that lady punch LiLo in the face for fucking me over. Not the other way around!"
The cops were called, but by the time they showed up, LiLo was already making her getaway in a car. The cops eventually found the car LiLo was in and arrested her ass. She was booked for third degree misdemeanor assault and released a few hours later.
In LiLo's defense (and bitch is totally going to use this in court as her defense), she was at Justin Bieber's concert earlier in the night and listening to that baby yodel will make anyone want to randomly punch a trick.
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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 5:00pm.
The pig-fucking is a quotation from an Internet review by Oancitizen/Brows Held High. He's a funny dude who reviews lots of art-house movies.
The one that lyric is from is from a review of a really traumatic (seriously, don't watch it if animal cruelty upsets you) movie called Vase de Noches. Which has pig fucking. And piglet murder.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I didn't think it was possible to be this much of a fuck up. Way to go Firecrotch!
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by WendyNerd on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:53pm.
I want to say it was TMZ but can't say for certain. It's so slow here today, I've visited sites I haven't been to in weeks!
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I haven't been on TMZ. Sometimes, when I read celebrity stories, I like to repeat comments. I DO have an account there, but I only ever made one comment on that site. I checked my internet history, and the only celebrity gossip sites I've been on today have been this one and celebitchy. I'm guessing wherever else you saw it was someone copying it. I usually post the original comments here, though.
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
Submitted by WendyNerd on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:53pm.
I want to say it was TMZ but can't say for certain. It's so slow here today, I've visited sites I haven't been to in weeks!
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
The only times that Blohan gets gym memberships is when she's in rehab and needs permission to leave the grounds to "work out". *eyes rolled so far back in my head they went down the back of my throat*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by WendyNerd on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:59pm.
So can you please alert me when you're done posting this on however many sites you plan to post it on? I've already seen you post it on two other sites. Not that you don't have that right.
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Celebitchy is the only other site I've posted that on. What was the other site?
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:44pm.
Reading on Dlisted that Linds got arrested is like seeing a rainbow.
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ahahahahahaaaaa
i was just thinking yesterday that there wasn't any lohan dramz going on, and then today our robot overlords blessed us all!
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
"Also, since she's not from here (NY) does this mean feds get involved?? Is it too late for Guantanamo?"
hahahahahahahaha -- keep hope alive!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
i'm not defending Lohan and i'm not exaggerating. the LA Co Jail system is destroyed right now:
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/jul/10/local/la-me-jail-population-2012...
there are people who can't bail out sitting in police station holding cells for week after week because they can't be moved to a county jail.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:31pm.
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True. My anger wasn't directed at you btw, but really, one of the main issues our taxes should be going toward is our personal safety. I'm pretty sure if I got arrested for the same dozen of things she has, I'd be writing this from a prison letterhead.
Also, since she's not from here (NY) does this mean feds get involved?? Is it too late for Guantanamo?
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Submitted by WendyNerd on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:59pm.
So can you please alert me when you're done posting this on however many sites you plan to post it on? I've already seen you post it on two other sites. Not that you don't have that right.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:15pm.
For me it isn't that this trick isn't going to jail for her crimes as much as it is that pretty much none of the celebrity go to jail for the stuff us regular folks do here. If you or I had done this, we'd be in jail (although I do agree we're overcrowded)but the LAPD is so bent on hobnobbing Hollywood and are so far up their ass it's disgusting. If you look up the phrase "difference in have and have nots" LA would be a prime example.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by WendyNerd on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:59pm.
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Well done Nerd! lol
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:15pm.
i ALWAYS vote "yes" on tax increase initiatives designed for jails and prisons (also education). and i'm one of those evil criminal defense attys some of y'all like to disparage so much [until you need us, of course]. i vote that way because i KNOW of the type of people who have been and who are being let back out onto the streets of CA because of jail overcrowding. and y'all are worried about Lohan...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:13pm.
This is not the victim. This is a friend of the victim. Pics here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2240275/She-didnt-coming-Re...
Also, the fight was over a guy! The Cracken wad at a frickin BEIBER show earlier to see some dude in the opening band, and he was at the club.
http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2012/11/29/lindsay-lohan-the-wanted-max-justin...
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Haha! The guy she was after didn't want her because she was a sloppy drunk. And I love the timeline of her fuck-ups on Daily Mail.
As for that six months in rehab - uh, no honey, your time has come. She better have braids and prison tats by next month. Fuck that.
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:32pm.
She should have seen it coming!
You could always write for the Mail if that art gig doesn't pan out.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 4:15pm.
as much as i hate Lohan, as a CA citizen, i would MUCH rather see our overcrowded and limited jail space be used for men and women who are robbing people at atms and/or beating people bloody on the street and/or committing domestic/child abuse and/or etc etc. there are violent criminals who are being let out early from LA County jail because there is no space. better them incarcerated than Lohan.
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To quote a DLister (don't remember who) last time Lindsay sat in jail for 10 minutes: SET THE HOOKERS FREE
Also, if my taxes can buy boats and cars and house every piece of shit on welfare, than they can augment prisons to fit criminals. Even the ones on Lifetime.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
If she gets away with this and don't go to jail we really live in a sad sad world.
OH COME ALL YE CRACKIE
PROBATION VIOLATED
OH COME YE OH COME YE
TO COURT ONCE AGAIN
COME AND BEHOLD HER
BECAUSE SHE WAS IN MEAN GIRLS
OH COME LET US ADORE HER
OH COME LET US ADORE HER
OH COME LET US ADORE HER
AND HER SEA JASPER
TELL ME LINDSAY LOHAN
DO YOU BLAME THE BLACK KID?
OH WERE THEY? WERE THEY?
YOUR PANTS INDEED?
HAIL TO YOUR FACE BLOATED
HAIL TO FULLY LOADED
OH COME LET US ADORE HER
OH COME LET US ADORE HER
OH COME LET US ADORE HER
THE 'LEZ' IN LEZ AND DICK
ALL HAIL! LINDSAY BLOWHAN
FOR WHOM YOU SHOULD MOVE THAT CONE
OH COME PAY, OH COME PAY
HER TAXES CHARLIE SHEEN
NECKLACES AND FUR COATS SHE WILL BE STEALING
OH COME LET US ADORE HER
OH COME LET US ADORE HER
OH COME LET US ADORE HER
THE FIRECROTCH QUEEN
Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
Pig-fucking movie
Pig-fucking movie
Holy CRAP this is good! Except I don't get pig-fucking? The Lovelace flick?
"This world is a whore."
Holy CRAP this is good! Except I don't get pig-fucking? The Lovelace flick?
"This world is a whore."
That's the best crackie Xmas carol I've heard in ages!
as much as i hate Lohan, as a CA citizen, i would MUCH rather see our overcrowded and limited jail space be used for men and women who are robbing people at atms and/or beating people bloody on the street and/or committing domestic/child abuse and/or etc etc. there are violent criminals who are being let out early from LA County jail because there is no space. better them incarcerated than Lohan.
also, somebody mentioned the three strikes law. off base here. plus the three strikes law was just revised by the ballot proposition we just passed a couple of weeks ago.
ETA: not asking anyone to reveal their position, but those in LA Co. who want Lohan kept in jail -- consider how you may tend to vote when there are local ballot initiatives to raise taxes in LA Co., esp taxes earmarked for jails and prisons. until tax revenue increases and you guys can build more than the approximately 1,000 jail facilities already scattered through that county, people who do the type of shit lohan does (who can afford decent attorneys) are probably not ever going to serve close to their full sentence
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:47pm.
Radar is reporting that she plans to head to rehab for six months in order to avoid jail time over all of her probation violations, including her assault charges of last evening/early morning.
I hope Judge Stephanie tells her to shove that idea up her ass. We could only be so lucky to go to 'rehab' for six months WITHOUT doing any crime. 'Rehab' is a glorified name for 'spa.'
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WAYYYYYYYY back when, when I was in rehab, this little bitch signed up for rehab to try and avoid jail time, she had a Lohan long rap sheet. I can't remember what exactly this crime was she was trying to avoid chokey time for, but the judge basically said fuck no to the rehab, even though she was heavily into meth, he sent the popo to rehab to get her ass and sent her directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
I hope Lohan goes directly to jail this time. No more free passes for this cunt.
Exactly. She's been given one too many chances and she's blown them all,send that crackie cunt to prison.
Lindsay is the gift that keeps on giving, today. Why, just yesterday, I was like, "Fuck Kelsey Grammer's old balls, what's Lindsay doing?" And viola.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:10pm.
I heard Gabriel Aubry was outside the club as she was being led out by police. She went to shake to shake his hand, but he flinched.
big bowl of wrong for mike at table 23, please.
lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Judge Stephanie is not her judge anymore. I hope the new on is a total hardass who won't fall for any of Shawn Chapman Holley's BULLSHIT.
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"Elizabeth was drunk on sets. I've never been drunk on set, ever. I did my time and I respect the law."
-Lindsay Lohan 11/2012
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:47pm.
hopefully every rehab facility in the nation just lit up its "no vacancy" sign
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Radar is reporting that she plans to head to rehab for six months in order to avoid jail time over all of her probation violations, including her assault charges of last evening/early morning.
I hope Judge Stephanie tells her to shove that idea up her ass. We could only be so lucky to go to 'rehab' for six months WITHOUT doing any crime. 'Rehab' is a glorified name for 'spa.'
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by ethang on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:42pm.
Is it bad that I'm getting a sick pleasure for enjoying this? This fuckin' news just made my day.
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Reading on Dlisted that Linds got arrested is like seeing a rainbow.
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Being jumped over by a unicorn.
*still laughing at MK's "youdamnit"*
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 3:10pm.
I heard Gabriel Aubry was outside the club as she was being led out by police. She went to shake to shake his hand, but he flinched.
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LMFAO! he's in a neck-brace now from flinching so hard.
The woman that Lindsay punched must look worse from behind judging by the expression on the camera man's face.
Ahahaha, one of my co-workers this morning was near tears, going on about how Lindsay did a great job in "Liz and Dick" and the haters are just trying to bring LL down. Did I mention my co-worker is in her 40s and has a professional degree? Cray cray lives everywhere.
Dementa, your post was awesome and I do solemnly swear.
I heard Gabriel Aubry was outside the club as she was being led out by police. She went to shake to shake his hand, but he flinched.
This is not the victim. This is a friend of the victim. Pics here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2240275/She-didnt-coming-Re...
Also, the fight was over a guy! The Cracken wad at a frickin BEIBER show earlier to see some dude in the opening band, and he was at the club.
http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2012/11/29/lindsay-lohan-the-wanted-max-justin...
"This world is a whore."
When I saw this story at 6am, est I knew MK and the Dlisters were going to be all over this. I curse my job that I can't get on the "D" at work.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Hopefully something will happen to her since this happened in NY.
And this is definitely another violation of her probation.
what an asshole!
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"Elizabeth was drunk on sets. I've never been drunk on set, ever. I did my time and I respect the law."
-Lindsay Lohan 11/2012
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:58pm.
when did Winehouse show remorse?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
BTW does anyone else love the expression of the dude behind Roughface McLeathery?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She'll get away with it, and will continue to drink and drug and fight and crack up cars until she dies. Which may be soon.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:51pm.
There's a difference between a talented but troubled singer and a once-promising child actress who became a complete sociopath upon hitting puberty. Acknowledging Amy Winehouse's talent does not equal approving of her behavior.
We do live in a fucked up society and that has affected them both, but unlike Winehouse, Lohan has shown no remorse for all the stealing, lying, and violence she has done to others.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:30pm.
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That article mentioned a GLAMOROUS BLONDE! Bwaahahahaha She looks like a cheap Paris Hilton knockoff, ollol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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(raises hand)
I solemnly swear, before God and Dlisted, that I will not pretend to mourn when Lindsay Lohan finally kicks it.
No mention of "promise" or "Mean Girls" shall pass my lips, only imitations of "I'm so bored!"
I shall not blame all her antics on her parents, for she is a fucking adult who should be able to clean up her own messes by now.
I shall not compare her to Robert Downey Jr, for he is a talented fucking actor, did his jail time and cleaned up his life.
I shall not remember the brief time when people thought she was going to be the next Ann Margret. I shall only recall the long spells of sea jasper, car crashes, turning tricks, and the mysterious "black kid" who teamed up with the cactus to ruin her life.
I shall stop my ears to White Oprah's wailing and attempts to cash in on "her child," and shall blind my eyes to special commemorative issues of People.
I shall only read the seedy tell-all biographies that chronicle all the disgusting stuff she did.
I shall only watch her movies in order to riff them MST3K-style.
And I shall not hypocritically pretend that this was the tragic downfall of a true star. Instead, let me use her as an example of why most child stars end up royally fucked.
This I swear by MK and the vast crowd of "haters." If I fail in this, let me be forced to watch a whole season of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" which would probably melt my brain.
Amen.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She deserves to be arrested for stinking up that movie, but I suppose this is as close as we're going to get.
STILL feeling sorry for Grant Bowler.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
I still think Winehouse and Lohan are different. I didn't feel sorry for Winehouse because she chose to squander her talents on drugs - but she was actually talented and could have contributed a lot more. Lohan is just a mess who keeps revealing that her talents really are non-existent. *shrugs*
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 12:24pm.
As dlisters I have to ask my dlisting family that when this girl bites the bullet and finally gets herself killed we all have to promise that we aren't going to yammer on about how much "promise" she had and what a great talent she was.
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Fuck all y'all. I'm already composing my tribute song "Cocaine in the Wind".
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by ethang on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 2:42pm.
Is it bad that I'm getting a sick pleasure for enjoying this? This fuckin' news just made my day.
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Reading on Dlisted that Linds got arrested is like seeing a rainbow.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012