Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 30, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Target’s limited-edition red velvet chocolate milk!

During holiday times, Target puts out their holiday milk flavors including red velvet chocolate milk. Now you don’t have pour an entire bowl of red velvet cake batter into your eating hole. Making cake batter is really, really hard and now you don’t have to. Who cares if it looks like a blood milkshake or like Twihard panty pudding or like Mrs. Claus’ menst – I need to stop. It’s a blended red velvet cake in a cup and I’m in love. I couldn’t find it at Target the other day, but I’m guessing that’s because Jessica Simpson is knocked up again and she bought every carton since she bathes in it every night. It’s okay, I’ll just continue to suck down red velvet cake batter with a straw until I find one.

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