Monday, December 3rd 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Heidi Klum's Bedazzled Face

Heidi Klum's annual Halloween extravaganza was canceled this year, because of Hurricane Sandy. But because Heidi Klum hoarded the world's supply of sequins and rhinestones for her Halloween costume and couldn't let it go to waste, she threw a Haunted Holiday Charity Party in NYC over the weekend. I don't know what was bright and shinier: the guest list which included stars of the A-list universe like Sandra "Pepa" Denton, Jay Manuel (as a demon Ke$ha) and the yoga turtle OR Heidi's face?

Heidi Klum dressed up as Cleopatra for her party and she turned it up all the way by wearing rave boots on roids and bedazzling her entire face. Did I really need to know what a bukkake facial from Adam Lambert, Liberace and Walter Mercado looks like? NIGHTMARES!!! You know what else probably looked like a nightmare? Her bodyguard/boyfriend's dick. After they got sexy at the end of the night, his crotch was covered in Magic Troll Doll belly buttons.

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Cancer's are the moodiest and most changeable; then Pisces.

Cleopatra was Queen of a country in North Africa but wasn't ethnically African - she was Greek.

Alexander the Great conquered Egypt in the 3rd century BC and put his general Ptolemy on the Egyptian throne. It was to this royal dynasty that Cleopatra belonged. She was the first member of the dynasty to even know to how speak Ancient Egyptian.

Also, Ancient Egypt was more a part of the Mediterranean Classical World than the African one. Her home and capital was Alexandria (named for Alexander the Great) on the Mediterranean coast. Her lovers were the Romans Pompey, Caesar, Marc Antony etc.

That said, being Greek she probably wasn't blue-eyed.

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 4:52pm.
Blue contacts for an African queen?

Gardening Girl's picture

Taurus men stubborn, opinionated mutha fuckas!!! Good fucks though!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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miz cynical, I am a cancer woman and a long time ago I went out with a cancer man...ermahgerd! Fuck, I thought I was moody! SHit!!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Hairy Back Mary, I am a Taurus and so I get along very well with Scorpio's....I dated one once and the sex was explosive ;) heh heh! But ultimately it was too intense and it fizzled out. Now I'm dating another Taurus and we suit each other quite nicely.

Tauruses are supposed to clash with Gemini and Aquarius. go figure.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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The Evils (cupcake and shoe) left too.

I hope they all come back.

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I like to see that I'm not the only one who is superstitious about certain zodiac signs.....I do NOT get along with Scorpios (most of the time anyway). For about 5 years, every Scorpio person I met clashed with me like oil and water, it was weird. I like to think it's a bit better now....
I liked Diamond Dogs too, that sucks. I noticed that a few people deleted their accounts around the same time a few months ago. Sandwich Queen is gone too.

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PHM - I don't remember the Pisces men discussion, but I definitely remember the Cancer men discussion. I don't think I've ever known a Pisces male, but if they're anything like Cancer males, then he probably is needy. Maybe it's a water sign thing?

My tarot card reader says that Cancer men are good for me and I'm thinking, no fucking way! A 'man' that I constantly have the need to kick in the balls is not a good match for me!

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I am just getting done with work. And whoever said they hate Pisces men I totally agree. I hate needy assholes. And I didn't mean to offend by saying I hate Aquarius. I only hate men in that form. The women seem to be strong and awesome.

Good Night, Everyone on Dlisted

Submitted by LA me on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 1:21am.

Poor baby kitty. You are a good soul for taking her in.

Just keep plenty of food and water in front of her.

If you explain to your vet your situation, many will give you a discount on any vaccinations that she may need and help you out financially. Many vet offices have a bulletin board that you could post on too.

It's too bad you can't keep her, cause it sounds like she would make a nice companion when she regains her health.

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Submitted by Lattice Glove on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:58am.

Thanks for the advice....especially the litter box. Asked a neighbor for some litter just in time. She's pooped 3X so far. Gobbled up one bowl of crunchies and half a can of wet food. She's finally stopped crying and is sleeping. Shhhhhhhhhh!!
She wakes up any time I make a slight move.

If my friend can't help me, I will take her to local vet to see if they can help me out.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:40am.

Yeah me too. I'm sure she'll be back sometime. She seemed to know a lot of people. Hey there, DD, if you're reading!

Submitted by LA me on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 10:58pm.
HELP DLISTERS!!
My neighbor just brought me over a cat thats bones and fur!. Said she saw some DoucheNozzle throw a box from his car and drive off. The Kitty was inside. I can't keep her, but need to find her a home. Really nice Kitty. HELP!!

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Two years ago, some asshole, dumped off a mama kitty with 4 newborns in a paperbag in our field. Of course, being the sucker that I am, brought them in, set up a contained area and started feeding mom as the kittens nursed. Because mom was emaciated, when she started eating good food, she went thru the whole cleaning out of her intestines which was horrible. She had worms and fleas and had to be treated. Everyone is healthy and had regular vet checks and I kept them all. It was crazy for awhile, but they have settled in nicely.

Start feeding the kitten some decent kitten chow and give her a litter box and lots of water.

Good luck.

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That's too bad about DD. I liked her a lot. And MudTurtle too. I hope they both come back

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Luci, how are you my girl? Don't you leave me too.

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BALLS! Diamond Dogs account is closed? What happened. I really liked her. DD, can you hear me? Where are you? Just let me know that you are ok, please.

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Billie Joe Armstrong puts Newport Beach cottage up for sale at $1.9m. (He paid $1.7m for it in 2006, then completely remodeled it. In other words, he lost his shirt--even if he gets his asking price.) It looks like a twee cottage out of Travel + Leisure. He's so punk!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2242554/Green-Days-Billie-J...

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:23am.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:37am.

She deleted? That sucks. I really liked her.

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DD's account is closed.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:14am.

I haven't seen DD on here lately and I am on here all different hours.

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Oops

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Submitted by LA me on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 12:14am.

I hope your friend can keep her! That's always the best when you know someone. If she can't then no kill shelters like everyone else suggested. Although they are not always no kill like they advertise. If you are able to, it's best to find the kitty a new home on your own like you are trying to do. She's very lucky she found you and you were sweet enough to care about her. I hope everything turns out good!

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 11:54pm.
Neighbor saw it from her balcony. Fucker dumped her in the parking lot next door. Good thing I wasn't there....would have chased him down all the way to Mexico just to kick him in the balls. Poor thing can't even be a year old. Have a friend that has adopted other Kittehs. She's coming by tonight to see her.

*crossing fingers*

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Anyone seen DiamondDogs around these days?

Sorry, LA me, I don't know anything about re-homing cats but I'm glad the kitty is safe with you.

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Submitted by LA me on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 10:58pm.

Can you keep the cat until the shelters are open tomorrow? Did your neighbor get any details about the car or person who abandoned the poor kitty?

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LA,

Take her to a no kill shelter. If la doesn't have room in one, try the neighboring cities like sm, Pasadena or whatever. If that fails put her on cl and try to find her a good home. As for how to take care of her, you'll have to google that because I know dogs more than cats. Glad she has a safe place with you.

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Why would you *want* things sticking out from the surface of your skin? Most people don't have to try to have that, they're called zits. They can catch light too, when they're greasy enough. Heidi, you so crayzeh.

LA me's picture

HELP DLISTERS!!
My neighbor just brought me over a cat thats bones and fur!. Said she saw some DoucheNozzle throw a box from his car and drive off. The Kitty was inside. I can't keep her, but need to find her a home. Really nice Kitty. HELP!!

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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 10:36pm.
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Don't talk about Dexter yet Twatty. I haven't seen it yet, *covers ears* lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala ;p

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Cashew -- yeah, but I think Margaret became accustomed to having lots of money -- she liked it. Gyp was kind of hot last night, and that talk between him & Gillian was scorching hot -- yowza! She may like heroin, I agree. Yeah, I do think Richard is sexy, really want to see him get some, it's been 3 years for chrissakes!!! I'm looking forward to seeing more Chicago/Capone action. Chalky deserves more time, too. Poor Nucky, never happy. My Sundays are dead now, no BE and Walkind Dead is done until February, boo-hoo. Dexter sucks this season, too. Don't watch Enlightened, Dern's face bothers me, sorry.

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Hey Twatty,

I'm glad Margaret didn't go back. That he tried to hand her money the way he does the kids was a bit insulting. And Richard was amazing and kinda sessy :p. Omg thank goodness gyp is gone with his scary ass! I think I see heroin addiction in Gillian's future. Al will be exciting to watch, as will chalky's new venture. I'm really liking the love and regret angle, and that carnation shot was beautiful. I will miss my Sunday night menz. Most of them are so hot, and those two knuckleheads, lucky and the tiny one, are amusing. Will you be watching "Enlightened"? That is an,ammmmmazing show!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 9:58pm.

That's good! You are always so busy you need to relax.

The person I saw I see through work. We used to date and I am used to seeing him on an almost weekly basis, so it wasn't that big of a deal. Just a little confusing. Haha.

I gotta run for a bit, I'll check back later and see if anyone is around.

You horz are so great! Thank you so much to all for your thoughts. It means a lot. Its tough, but I know he is happy now. :)

Sinjin, I LOVE your idea! Its perfect!

*wipes eyes*

"My pug is smarter than your honor student."

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 9:54pm.

I appreciated your input and I will keep it in mind if my back gets worse again. I know pain pills are really hard on the liver plus they are a pain to go to the doctor for..even with a MRI showing two herniated discs lol.

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Mefunigirl, that is so true. You really do need someone local to take full advantage of a great city. Some people enjoy the adventure of finding their way on their own but it's a much richer experience if you know where the best spots are, for sure!

@PHM, that's great. I've had lots of work and reading to do but managed to relax and rest up. It's so nice to meet up with people you haven't seen in a long while. Hope you took them out for a coffee! ;p

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 9:48pm.

Was just curious. Glad to hear that your back's been doing better. Back pain is rough.

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@Mike I never did. I was going to order it for back pain, but luckily it's been manageable with ibuprofen. And lucky you! I love all of California.

@Within Hey! How are you? My weekend was okay. I worked part of it. Saw someone I haven't seen in a few months. How was your weekend?

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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 9:32pm.
Mike, good God, why? I loathe L.A. I was shocked at what a pit Hollywood is.
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Hollywood is a pit, but there's hundreds of miles that make up LA.
Judging LA by Hollywood is like judging Times Square as NY. You'll miss all the great the city has to offer.
The key to those cities is having someone who lives there show you the great parts where the locals go.

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Chewi -- SO sorry to hear about your pup. *hugs*

Cashew -- "Boadwalk Empire" talk: SPOILER ALERT. OMG, was that a blood bath or what? I'm so glad Gyp got his, but man was he kinky or what? He & Gillian made the perfect couple, didn't they? Richard was absolutely brilliant mowing everyone down in the mansion. And I'm surprised Margaret didn't go back with Nucky. We're also going to be seeing a lot more of Al Capone. True story: I live about 10 minutes away from Al Capone's grave. Every time I drive into downtown Chicago, I pass it. I always say, "Hi, Al!" Funny, huh?

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 9:36pm.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 9:32pm.

*shrug*

I love L.A. I lived there for a few years in the early '00s.

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Well, enjoy.

I'm watching a docu on the meat inspection industry and am feeling distinctly nauseous.

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Completely agree about French guys being arrogant jerks. The women are narcissists that think they are the most fashionable and the most beautiful creatures to grace the planet, when, clearly, they are not.

Don't get me started on the French Canadians; they are like the white trash version of their frog (British term for the French) ancestors.

Charles Boyer, of course, was the exception! LOL!

*And, of course, I am generalizing but for the most part, true.

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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 9:32pm.

*shrug*

I love L.A. I lived there for a few years in the early '00s.

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I'm sorry, but I cannot even begin to imagine having all that shit on my face. I think that would be worse than a raging case of pregnancy 'roids. (And that silver liner/stone stuff under her eyes looks like worms.)

Which brings me to the gift thing: with all three of my children, I NEVER had a baby shower. Not. A. Single. One.

I did get a few gifts, and diapers or a gift card would have been MUCH appreciated. So I'd go that route. (It's AMAZING how quickly little new ones go through diapers and outfits. Like, how is that humanly possible quick!)

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PrettyHateMachine, How are you doing, did you have a good weekend?

I guess she really wanted to dress up, lol Not a bad Liz T. but up close they look like a million sparkly pimples... oh Heidi.

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Mike, good God, why? I loathe L.A. I was shocked at what a pit Hollywood is.

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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 9:21pm.
Mike, I would have taken today off but we're closed starting December 22 and don't reopen until January 2.

I'm leaving for L.A. on the 26th and returning on 01/03.

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The bedazzled face suppose to equate an Egyptian death mask? Looks trippy from afar but not so great up close.

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Mike, I would have taken today off but we're closed starting December 22 and don't reopen until January 2.

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PHM, did you ever try that substance that I mentioned to you?