Lenny Kravtiz's Body Language Says It All
When you come across a horny cougar in the wild and she busts into her mating call dance, it's best to sit really still and don't make eye contact, which is exactly what Lenny Kravitz did at Chanel's Art Basel party in Miami last night. I don't know if Lenny is flipping the photographer off for capturing this hilariously awkward moment or he's flipping himself off for putting himself in that position. Whatever the case may be, I see Demi Moore eyeing his middle finger the same way a cat-in-heat eyes the tip of a Q-tip. Jump it, ride it, break it, Demi.
Demi was at the Chanel party with her new 20-something piece and when she wasn't sticking her tongue down his mouth hole, she was riding the beat bareback-style. Lenny Kravitz looks like a cross between a kid who's embarrassed by his mom and a tortured prisoner who is too stunned to move. It looks like Demi is doing the Stanky Leg, the Funky Chicken and the one-ho Lambada all at once. Stacy Keibler should be taking notes, because if she served moves like that to George Clooney, he would've married her a million times over by now.
And no, the dude in the navy blazer doesn't speak for us all. I don't ever want Demi to stop. Because the beat stops if Demi isn't whipping it with her hot, sweet moves.
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If Demi just had an ounce of rhythm in her, things might be different. But she dances like (as my mom would say) "a victim of the jerk".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey everybody...party at the old folks home!
Damn girl.
Demi, you're looking forty shades of fucked
but not in the pleasureable way
I know my daughters would be dismayed
if I were trapeezing round town (or country)
looking like a lukewarm mess
When all your money can't buy you peace
then maybe you have issues within, and
perhaps it's better to do without.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
"It looks like Demi is doing the Stanky Leg, the Funky Chicken and the one-ho Lambada all at once".... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I get the whole wanting to party as an older woman, I have 3 kids too and sometimes I wish I could just go out and party it up, but at some point you have to realize that there is a way to party with class
I love the show What Not to Wear and one of the things they tell the older ladies is that if you are trying to compete with 20 year olds, guess what? the 20 year olds always win, instead be yourself and work what you have, Demi has an amazing body and she should show that off but dancing around like some drunk college girl just makes her look desperate for attention
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I'm sure it's been addressed, but why do "stars" always wear ill-fitting shoes?
Is it the same as cutting size labels out of clothes? "Oh, no, I wear a size 5 shoe" says the chick with skis for feet.
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Whenever I look at this post, I hear:
Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your flashy ways
Guess that's why they broke, and you're so paid
Thumb #8...sir please don't encourage this!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by coca on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 5:29pm.
Lenny is 2 years younger than Demi, sitting there all tatted up, pierced and muscle shirted like a twenty something.
Making him as pathetic as she is.
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so, at what age is one supposed to get their tattoos removed again? or are they just supposed to cover them up, no matter how nice their body is, once they get past that magical "too old" number?
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God don't like ugly.
So much for art
All it takes is three empty cans of red bull to bust out those sweet moves.
Gotta hand it to this old cat, she's fighting middle age with everything's she's got. But she needs to up her pimp game if she wants to play in Madge's league. Those giggly thighs are creaming curdles of cottage cheese.
Submitted by coca on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 5:29pm.
Lenny is 2 years younger than Demi, sitting there all tatted up, pierced and muscle shirted like a twenty something.
Making him as pathetic as she is.
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Ha! I also don't think Lenny is cool AT ALL. I saw him performing at a music festival in the 90s. He was just this tiny, vain little thing, all accessorized and dressed in silver. Anyway, I will never forget, he got so scared of a little distant lightning! He played for like 5 minutes, but the lightning scared him so he cut the show short. Pussy. He was the only one to chicken out due to "weather" in a show that also included Dave Matthews Band and Rickie Lee Jones.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:21pm.
AND I don't give a fuck what she's had done to her face she still looks pretty(enough)and her body puts a lot of women 1/2 her age to shame.
No shame in my game I would hit it with that crazy bitch NO probs!
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I don't think you'd want to do that, Whamo, Demi would start stalking you day and night! She'd be doing that chicken dance outside your window at 4 in the morning, saying "Whamo, call meeeeee..." Sexting you at work, calling your buddies to find out where you are, etc.
She looks very decent physically, but it's her desperation and neediness that's giving off bad fumes.
What kind of work did she have done to her eyes? They look terrible! And those mushy thighs... cover those up, Grandma!
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 5:05pm.
Lily (short haired wiener) likes to dance with me too:)
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Aww...dancin with doggies is always fun and you just know they love shakin their little tails too:)
@ Reason.....ya for sure you gotta keep it...well...within reason. :) hahahahaha
She needs to keep her legs closed and her glasses on.
The woman in the 4th thumbnail is wearing Demi's Indecent Proposal look:
http://www.butterfunk.com/image-65/indecent+proposal.htm
Oh Demi. I'm not sure if she is trying to dance or having a siezure. Bitch has gotta stop doing whip it's. Sit your ass down.
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 7:29pm.
Demi Moore and Lenny Kravitz were together last night at someone's house...so...your house was not the uncoolest place on earth last night.
LOL. No, mine still probably was. The thing about clubs and parties is the "you had to be there" phenomenon. When you're sober and looking in (or back), they always seem dumb.
Sad.
Demi Moore and Lenny Kravitz were together last night at someone's house...so...your house was not the uncoolest place on earth last night.
Coca,
High five on the mention of Lenny's age. So true! He does try as hard as Demi. I've seen him live and he is a try too hard dork.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 5:05pm.
LMAO! Well, I can keep a beat:) but yeah, very Elainish. I don't care. I like to dance and sing badly.
Lily (short haired wiener) likes to dance with me too:)
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 5:05pm.
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Very true Whamo, no reason not to keep having fun at any age! Just don't say you feel better that EVER and don a black leather unikini like Cammy, ok! Lol
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lenny is having none of this.
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@JTROS:
Eh, I bet your thighs are PERFECTLY FINE. I know how you feel. If you really take a look at Demi, you can see cellulite popping out to say "HI". It makes you wonder if she achieves this thin body by real work, or just does OTHER things to achieve it.
Besides, better to have healthy and toned thighs than skinny fat thighs. That's how I see it, anyway.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 5:49pm.
I'm maturing, also... I make the ladies breakfast and give them a quick kiss right before I throw the breakfast on the front lawn, yell FETCH! and shove them out the front door, locking it behind them... I used to not give them a kiss... *growth*
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Demi's problem is not her looks nor her age. It's her attitude. Bitch is still acting like a starlet craving attention. It's time to evolve Demi and realize that experience and dignity can be sexy too.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 5:00pm.
I fuckin love the irritating-as-shit, loud-mouthed drunk bitch at every party... despite how fucking annoying she is, she's a guaranteed sure thing if you promise her nachos bell grande on the way home... God love em.
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Damn Jack, I'm trying to constantly evolve here, mature, gain more wisdom in my life to make better decisions. Why you gotta remind me of my devious horn dog with a loaded dick hunting days, those days where I stalked the herds for easy prey?
What? The woman you just met who says she never puts on clothes at home? Stalking position.
The drunk shot and a beer drinking chick who thinks you're cute and asks if you wanna go on a date.....like right now? Look around to see if anyone else notices the kill you're about to make. And check for condoms.
The young thing none of the other ladies like, the one who likes older guys? Uhh, that loud banging on your door ain't coming from my hands, sweetie.
I'm maturing as a person, Jack, trying to explore my spiritual self, working on removing the thoughts and mindset of the horny bastard.
Take heed Jack, a mind once filled with dirty thoughts is now healed with meditations every time a thought occurs.
I meditate 5,387 times a day. ;P
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
Cougar alert...cougar alert!
Get a little dignity Demi...and really it only needs two AA batteries!
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I used to be a good dancer. Then I married the mister & he's terrible. So, my dancing style became "Elaine-ish". At least I have the good sense to not dance in public anymore. Demi looks so very sad and awkward dancing. I can't even laugh at her because it's so pathetic.
Also - I can't hate on Demi's body, but I do think it's a bit on the thin side. Or maybe I'm just jealous that my thighs aren't that small, no matter how much running I do.
Lenny is 2 years younger than Demi, sitting there all tatted up, pierced and muscle shirted like a twenty something.
Making him as pathetic as she is.
Looks like Lenny caught a whiff of stinky, sweaty chocha.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 5:10pm.
Leave the playsuits to the 20-somethings, grandma.
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LOL
Right?! Man, Demi really, really doesn't get it.
She's being mocked all over the internet...the Taterheads must be mortified.
I do not know what to say on this. Part of me wants to say "She is a good actress and who the hell cares if she is just having fun". However, another part of me wants to say "Quit trying so FREAKING hard...you are DEMI MOORE. You have talent and a good body of work. Screw those young bitches...you should be confident. QUIT TRYING".
I do love me some Lenny Kravitz. Saw him in June 2011 at a U2 concert. He is just delicioso....
parissucksliterally:
Like I said "...unless they're lame attention whores." :)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by rosehips69 on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:32pm.
Memo to Demi: No one at any age does this at parties, unless they're lame attention whores. I remember Paris Hilton pulling this shit in her 20s.
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Paris still does it at almost 32. There are pics.
Leave the playsuits to the 20-somethings, grandma. She also needs a new dentist, her dentures are looking extra fake for some reason.
Looking down my nose at Natalie Portman. For someone who's all vegan and shit, you'd think she'd give up the cigs, at least for her baby if not for herself.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 2:28pm. I mean you're not suppose to just stop at 50 and pretend you were never a wild child what fun is that!
LOL No way should we stop having fun and being wild at 50! Pushy dances like Elaine but that doesn't stop me--I just do it at home just to entertain Mr on occasion. Big laughs for him.
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I'd dance with ya Pushy no probs :)
She is the gift that keeps on giving.
And yes Westward Ho, I do believe she is snapping her fingers. That's how you show you're in rhythm when your body has other ideas!
Aww Dumi, Mila would never snap her fingers in public...
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I fuckin love the irritating-as-shit, loud-mouthed drunk bitch at every party... despite how fucking annoying she is, she's a guaranteed sure thing if you promise her nachos bell grande on the way home... God love em.
and lol at bambam
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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Good Lord! The woman is beyond pathetic!
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Literary GOLD MK! Every goddamn thing about this post!
Thanks for making me spit red bull all over my laptop. Now, it's back to study for exams tomorrow.
Also, Demi looks good. Lenny, I ride it till he cried.
That is all.
Let's see, comments about desperate cougar mating dances, check.
Comments about Elaine Benes from Seinfeld being a better dancer, check.
So what can I say? Hmmm, you know all those aerobic exercise vids we've seen over the years, the Zumbas, jazzercise, sweating to the oldies, all vids dating from Jane Fonda to today? All those vids, and let's be truthful, that basically taught white people how to move to a beat?
Demi missed all of those vids, every single one.
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What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk the streets of Dublin thinking he's Bono.
I have absolutely no desire to be at this party, given what these pics look like. Either that makes me old, or it's a boring party. Perhaps both.
The closeup of the back of Demi's legs in thumb #2 show a nice amount of cellulite. I feel better knowing she's showing her age somewhere. Truly, I was unable to sleep over this.
Oh, and Demi, leave the Redbull alone dear, it'll kill you.
YIKES!
Thumbnail #2, Lenny is all "Demi, you really need to cool it, I'm not kidding"
Submitted by westward ho on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 4:03pm.
... is ... is she ... snapping her fingers?
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Um...yeah...let's go.
Wow, how embarrassing for her.
She looks like she is DESPERATELY trying to get Lenny's attention. How sad. He isn't interested one little bit.