Open Post: Hosted By A Beatboxing Taylor Swift
The most embarrassing thing that happened during last night's Grammy Nominations Concert (yes, that's an actual event) was the crazy Beliebers and Justin Bieber's manager declaring their Fetus Jesus an "underdog" for getting shafted by the voters. The second most embarrassing thing that happened was Carly Rae Jepsen violating my soul by saying she was "over the moon" about her Grammy nomination. The second most embarrassing thing that happened was Carly Rae Jepsen actually getting nominated for a Grammy. And the fourth most embarrassing thing that happened was Taylor Swift attempting to beatbox while hosting the concert with the only dude she hasn't dated (I think) LL Cool J. I know, a country pop singer from a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania can't beatbox! Shock.
And let's try to keep the jokes about Taylor Swift's beat box to a minimum, because it's always too early for that and I don't need the visuals today.
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the Grammys don't have any legitimacy for me anymore - haven't for many years now. What ever happened to good singers/songwriters? The sads.
So glad the fetus got the major snubbarino. ::laughs/points @Biebs::
Squinty McSlut needs to stop already. You couldn't be whiter if you tried. Hey anybody hear about Eminem's daugher tweeting hate to her?
"Dear @taylorswift13, please stop whoring around with every guy you see,” user @hailiejade_x wrote. “We all know you’re only doing it so you can make another album.”
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Vob, you off? I'll need to take that class, I didn't understand half of it and I have a ho degree already. for shame. Brazil is on in 2014 though. Hope you can come. This year, endtimes parties it is. And after endtimes too. We're on for the 21st and 22nd then. Wishing you a speedy recovery! ((hugs))
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Going to toddle off...I was disgusted by the Palmolive too.. With a little.. Very
Little research was edu Ma kated on the sezzzy life and style Tampa Goats..
Since you are not going to Brazil yet.. We should have some end of days parties in the D. Xo,... It's all good and getting better :)
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 2:33am.
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Major lifestyle changes will be easier now than later. Imagine having to do sit ups and lunges at 89. Better now. Trust. And so what if asparagus needs to be your friend. And soy milk. Little things VOB. Don't take away chocolate though, or it's murder. *you have to take it all seriously though*
Brazil, I WISH! Haven't made plans past next week. Could be endtimes in a few days so, not worried. Also trying to save up a bit more next year. ;p
And yup, mighty fine peeps on here.
Boston sounds beautiful. That sounds like a nice trip you had. Except for the other stuff.
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Withy and all..
Had a wonderful time in Boston and it was warm enough to walk the beaches on the North Shore. I screwed up and didn't take the thing in October seriously and had to take a leave. It's going to be awhile Major lifestyle changes. Enough about me... Going to Brazil for New Years...?Hitting any Miami TA dos ? Working to hard? Staying sweetness and light?
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 2:14am.
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Vob, You been at least feeling up to visiting, that's good. I hope they found what was the matter. If not, that you're not feeling the symptoms. I was worried and no word. Did you enjoy Boston at all?
LOL the spelling. My typos make me look drunk, HA. Can't see yours, you must fix them very quickly. :P
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Actually glad you are on.. I'm doing better... Even went to Boston for a week...
Slow going .. So I've been mostly lurking... Between the meds and autocorrect.. You would wonder if English is my first language... ;)
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
Well, VOB finally arrives! How you been Veryoldbatty? You ok? Looked for ya but couldn't find you.
Plaintive sigh... hmmm
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Answers with a plaintive sigh... Howdy!
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
VOB, *Puts out bat call* haha
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 1:47am.
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Well looky here, we put out several bat calls for you and no dice. No answer. How you been Veryoldbatty? You getting better or what? I see the guys are in the mother-daughter porn post! Figures.
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Withy! Hey.. How is everyone's night? Big smiles::::..
" I've got you constitutional convention right here in my pants" - Louise_Brooks
...And so my next comment was "yup"- Whammo
Team Sam Gordon
SDR, heya! I thought MK posted about it. Maybe it was someone here. I had this couple who filmed the entire pregnancy and literally had the kid delivered in quick succession and then the child was in their arms. You'd think it'd be "beautiful and wonderful" but it was very weird. hahaha I'll try and find it. Maybe in the crumbs?
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Hey PHM, SDR and Withy! Yeah that porn duo thread exploded. Something to look forward to in the morning!
PHM, don't ask about the previous night, ok, pizza. Yup, bad I know, lol Well, I've been reading a lot about organic fruits and vegetables lately but they're still kinda pricey. So I guess I'll keep reading about them and eating regular ones.
I love salads too. Flaxseed? That's pretty healthy. And bacon, who doesn't love that. Makes me think of weekend brunch. Do you like lentils and chick peas? They're pretty versatile. :P
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Hello Within and PHM! Yes, the porn duo thread is getting strange. Hope all is well with y'all.
Within I don't know of the exploding bebeh. You must share.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 1:12am.
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SDR, That's cuter than that video that couple made with the kid literally exploding out! Remember it? hhahaha
Said hi in the mom-sister thread but convo was turning bizarre so hightailed it out of there. *waves*
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 1:21am
You're up late!
Hey SDR! How are you?
@Within besides the Salmon it sounds fantastic! I have a hate relationship with Salmon since I had to debone a Salmon and it took allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll day.
I made a salad when I came home complete with flaxseed and morning star bacon.
You sound like you eat a pretty healthy diet!
Submitted by didimao on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 8:00pm.
Should you have dental work done again, please let me know a head of time and I will be there with a special fluoride rinse for you when you exit the procedure room... and yes, I bill per the ICD-9 code book and have no regard for HIPAA...
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"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
How babies are made:
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PHM, it was grilled salmon and vegetables with some fruit for desert. It was quite yummy. I hope when you got in today that you had something good too. ;p
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:50am.
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Hahaha I was sure you said that. I must have imagined it then because I thought you were done. I'm sorry, lol. I suppose editing your own work would seem somewhat tedious. Do you find it's taking you longer than expected? I find that surprising for some reason.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:55am.
Well..good! What was cooked for you? I hope it was yummy!
Televised, hello there Dslut (said with love). How long is the warranty on the tooth, three years? You were jipped. Mine have lasted for years, lol Except for a minor accident that someone who shall remain nameless (my brother) caused, it's fixed btw. Otw, all are fine! :p
@PHM, what? That sucks and makes for less fun. Screw 'em. Hope you at least manage a few games in peace, although, they sound dim. I don't know if I've ever been. AHaha, I love to cook, but enjoyed it more BECAUSE I didn't have to today! :P
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@ Twatty - lmfao! I will arrange this, don't worry. Or how about I write a brand new script: Revenge of the Hammaconda. It will rank with such classics as Sharktopus and Piranhaconda and win every Oscar category.
@ Whamo - I haven't heard of Timi yet, I'll check her out before I head to bed and let you know tomorrow. I really wanted to see Waters on his most recent tour but £85 for a ticket? COME ON. I paid £30 for the New York Dolls in 2006 and that was incredible. I love The Wall. One of my faves. You should have done a *drum roll* before telling us Ziggy S is your favourite album - we totally didn't expect that :-P
Goodnight all xoxo
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:23pm.
Hey pushy! You're welcome. I didn't know you were into PF, I would have dedicated that to you too. Well I dedicate it to you in arrears. I hope your girl loves it - let me know. The performance gives me chills. I've been keeping my ear to the ground, listening for similar artists to Kate Rusby so I could compile something for you. I'll try and vary it a little.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:14pm.
I don't know why I thought it was done and it was erotic.
Because you've got erotic things on the brain - ha! Yep, it's done. I'm editing now, and that's the most tedious thing. It's going really slow. D:
hello, all (you sluts):
funny that you guys are talking about teeth. i was just wondering how long i can hold out before getting this one filled, the dentist who cobbled it together gave me athree-year waranty but it feels like it's expired already.
luckily, India Pale Ale works like a charm, if I drink a whole pint :p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:21am
You don't like to cook!? I'm glad you are a great day! Lol. Some days I will pass right out, and others I have tons of energy to spare. Pogo has oksy games. I have the same name as on here almost and keep getting accused for being a troll since I have the word "hate" in my screen name. Guess none of the people over there have ever heard of the Nine Inch Nails lol
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:13am.
... Playing some games on Pogo my new night time site since Dlisted seems to go to bed early these days ;)
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Says Miss falls-asleep-in-the-middle-of-conversation. Just kidding. The day was great, got lots done and had a fine dinner. Didn't have to cook it so I loved it! Lol, so the games were good?
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 12:01am.
Hey Within! Today was good, just getting home. Playing some games on Pogo my new night time site since Dlisted seems to go to bed early these days ;)
How was your day?
@ Luc ...Pushy..hey guys, you may know her but I only discovered her today. If you like that Blue Eyed Soul sound from the late 50s and early 60s you have to check out Timi Yuro. She sang into the 1980s which I wasn't to big on that era for her but listen to her late 50s stuff, man what a huge voice this woman has. As I say you may know her but for me I just love finding artists like this I know nothing about
Whamo, IF knows what you mean before you say it! Lol
@PHM, sorry I missed ya yesterday. Hope the meal was delicious! How was today?
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HBM -- if you stay a good girl, someone is going to get some Count Chocula in the mail for Xmas!
Lucie -- if they ever make a movie based on your book, I have to have a part and Jon Hamm has to play my sex-crazed boyfriend, okay? (Yeah, like if it's not even part of the story, right? LOL!)
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MS FURY my cyber Lova!!! How have you been! You need to drop in more often, I miss you:) We need more time together what with our jobs the kids our busy sched....wait what...I mean..:D
Yes, Taylor you are sooooo hip.
bambam, I got a few boxes at Safeway...they were on sale. These are really tart and juicy; I did get a dud one in there that tasted a little funky but otherwise they're all winners!
rascal - yep, that's what I'm talkin about! mmm I could eat 'em all day.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
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Submitted by on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 9:56pm.
Hey Whamo, have you seen this live performance of Mother (Pink Floyd) by Roger Waters?
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Hey Luc, no I haven't heard this version but yes she sure does have quite the voice doesn't she! I've seen Floyd three or four times and they ALWAYS have unbelievably talented back up singers.
To me The Wall is simply a front to back masterpiece. It's one of my all time favourite albums. My #1 album is The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. I've listened to that album not "like a thousand times" but literally a thousand times since I was 10 or so
The song should be Mama Said Knock You Out and they could have dressed as Chris and Rihanna because it wouldn't have been any more awkward.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:01pm.
I just ate almost an entire box of clementines. Those things are crack.
Just thought you all would like to know.
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SANS, you mean those clementines from Spain they sell in wooden crates covered with plastic mesh? They're addictive, I eat them until I'm ready to explode. They're very easy to peel and so sweet.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Just skimming the comments and I noticed Count Chocula! o_O
@ Event Horizon
Just remember this every time you feel kinda' *antsy* before seeing the Oral Surgeon.
Remember:
1) the drugs *BEFORE* they start are KICK ASS
2) the drugs *AFTER* they're done are GREAT (normally, don't let them try to push Darvocer or ibuprofen on you!!!)
3) DRINK *LOTS* of WATER with the "after" drugs as they are NOTORIOUS for causing pretty severe constipation!
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:01pm.
I just ate almost an entire box of clementines. Those things are crack.
Just thought you all would like to know.
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Where'd you get 'em? Are they sweet? Not dry are they? When I worked produce I used to be a pretty good judge, now not so much.
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Hi within!
Sans Fards, I haven't tried it yet but Hairy Back Mary mentioned this site for editing pics. Looks good.
http://www.picmonkey.com/
ETA: @M.E. Hi there. Sorry couldn't do the chocula voice quite right. ;p
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:05pm.
Wow Lucy, Words just don't come. You are under 30. You are right, her voice is fantastic.
I want to keep this and give it to my daughter in a couple of weeks for her birthday. Thank you for a great ending to a day Lucy.
ps: he was awesome as well and the guitar!!!
HI IF!!! Just fucking off for a little while the kids are showering.