Open Post: Hosted By Yoko Ono’s Interpretation of Katy Perry’s “Firework”

December 10, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s what happened when somebody took Yoko Ono’s Screaming Song Live art piece from 2010 and paired it with the instrumental for Katy Perry’s “Firework.” Yoko Ono truly captures the lyrics of Firework in a way that Katy Perry never has. The song really comes alive and it’s all thanks to Yoko Ono sounding like a warbling walrus getting choked out while giving birth to a lit firework and having butt sex with a lit firework. This is also an exact impersonation of me whenever the dentist puts a drill anywhere near my mouth.

Yoko Ono’s version is better than the original and I’m sure it will hit #1 in every country.

And no, I don’t feel like a plastic bag floating in the wind, but I wish a plastic bag floated near me, so that I can grab it and use it to suffocate myself. The sound of Yoko Ono letting out a painful Onogasm is never going to leave my nightmares.

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