Afternoon Crumbs
It only took the help of a few animals wranglers, but Tom Hardy finally tamed and manicured the wild beast on his face - Lainey Gossip
Judging by the trailer for Man of Steel, I'm guessing you're supposed to watch the new emo-esque Superman movie while listening to the Morrissey album of your choice - The Superficial
Factice Magazine didn't get any shot of Kim Kardashian's ass, because they couldn't afford to Photoshop the "Made in Indonesia by Mattel" stamp she's got on her butt cheek - Hollywood Tuna
Doogie Howser is allergic to beaver - Towleroad
Too much beige, too much boring and too much camel toe for one cover - Celebitchy
Erin Heatherton seems really excited about being in a bikini - Drunken Stepfather
If Hilary Duff walks to her car and the paps aren't there to capture the moment, did Hilary Duff really walk to her car? - Popoholic
Lindsay Lohan gets more money from Charlie Sheen than little girls with cancer do - IDLYITW
It's nice to see that the Jackson 5's old costumes were put to good use - OMG Blog
Speaking of stealing the Jackson 5's old costumes.... - Just Jared
Ashley Olsen almost DIED the other day, or something - Popsugar
Meet the newest and most talented Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader - The Berry
Hopefully The Longer Ranger is the last nail in the coffin holding all of Johnny Depp's makeup, so he'll never paint his face white for a movie again - SOW
Kate Upton is everywhere else so she might as well be on Vogue - Hollywood Rag
Wonky McValtrex should be fed to Mama June's chins for wearing a slutty Honey Boo Boo costume - Cityrag
The time I mistook Cher for Pete Burns - I'm Not Obsessed
Burrito Surprise sounds like the name of a sex act I don't want to know about - Videogum
Pamela Anderson needs to hit Charlie Sheen up - Celebslam
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Damn, Hardy is a handsome motherfucker. He's to me what Prince Hot Ginge and Silver Fox is to MK. <3
where did those ears come from Tom Hardy beautiful man, is Dopey your daddy? ;>
whatever cutie BrunoM is wearing, he kind of rocks it. :)
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"I want monaaaay!"- what HBB wants for Christmas
What in the name of fuck is Bruno Mars wearing? May the Lord have mercy on his fashion soul.
Mm, so that's what Capt. Jack's brother from another mother does in his free time.
Why did I watch that Lone Ranger trailer and I was immediately reminded me of Wild Wild West?
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 2:13am.
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Yes, the Lone Ranger trailer is strangely unexciting and I was looking forward to that movie too.
I actually saw this in the cartoon once- Superman shaved by looking in the bathroom mirror and using his heat vision!
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Help me!
I just can't get over Depp wearing a stuffed crow on his head. I don't care WHAT it's supposed to represent, it looks doofy.
The "Man of Steel" trailer reminds me of a question I've always had: how does Superman SHAVE? Shouldn't his hair be unbreakable by mere human razors?
The IRS is really hammering the useless celebrities this year, huh?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Am I the only one who though burrito mom was making that shit up? It's not that finding a nose ring is that unbelievable but just the way she retold the stoy made me call bullshit. Fastfood places don't let employees wear facial piercings on the job and if your NOSE RING fell out you'd feel it and see it when you wrapped the burrito. Also those are dollar menu burritos, what's this talk about a dollar off coupon?
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 6:33pm.
He is very very superstitious .
He is also surrounded by hangers-on .
Hilary Duff's heels are cute in that link. That's all I got.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED: "...Kristin Chenoweth and Kelly Ripa are frightening. They're both yappy little botox monsters, anyway."
YES.
Everyone loves Kristin Chenoweth, but her dolphin voice and and cutesy schtick annoy me more than Lohan does
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OMG YES! I can't fucking stand her.
Submitted by DianaDeath on Tue, 12/11/2012 -
8:34pm.
It's so funny how you guys HATE Kate Upton, but
she's a nothing/nobody to me, but I'm the one
with the visceral HATE for Anne hathaway,
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My 63 year old dad hates Taylor Swift that way. He doesn't even know anything about her, as far as I know, he just saw her sing on GMA once. You'd think she kicked his cat.
DianaDeath -- I hate both Upton AND Hathaway -- a 2 for 1!!! Upton is generically bovine-looking, but I can see where some people think she's okay-looking, but Hathaway is butt ugly to me, with those down-turned cow eyes and huge mouth. I do not see anything beautiful about her at all. In fact, I think she's downright funny-looking. I hear ya, hon.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
It's so funny how you guys HATE Kate Upton, but she's a nothing/nobody to me, but I'm the one with the visceral HATE for Anne hathaway, whom some of you have gone so far as to call "beautiful". Lol
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
"...so we'll just congratulate Sheen on his recent hobby of passing out money to females who will probably die soon." This was in the Charlie Sheen link. Wow, it's probably very true regarding Lindsay but I was still kind of shocked to read that. He said on a talk show the other day that Lindsay didn't even text him or contact him in any way to say thank you. I understand why he was surprised given the amount but this is LINDSAY, she has no manners let alone a functioning brain.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 6:22pm.
Goopy will pretty much put her face on anything. I'm sure she's one of these highly selective actresses who just isn't being offered squat these days. I had no idea there was still Redbook. That's the Mommie Dearest magazine. "Apple! Moses! I told you how important this was to me! I TOLD you!!"
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...bahaha....
...Apple and Moses: "oh Mummy! Pleeeze don't lock us in the wood-fired garden pizza oven again! There are monsters in there! The monsters are crazy! There are monsters outside!"
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/taste-of...
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...'Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason '...
MJT -- YAAASSSS, Meloni is in the new Superman movie -- I will HAVE to see his hot ass -- nom nom nom nom nom!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkdirty2me -- tell me about it! Kate Upton and her saggy, huge udders need to go away NOW! She's built like a big box, will be huge & fat one day and has an ugly face. UGH, I hate her!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Hekki, Kristin Chenoweth has freaked me out ever since I noticed her in an Old Navy commercial yearssss ago. She's very munchkin-y and annoying. I also get serious crazy vibes. Kelly Ripa is only slightly more tolerable.
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Douchechill!
You know, Hilary Duff hasn't lost all the baby weight. She gave birth in March and Jessica Simpson gave birth in May. Yet somehow seeing Simpson overweight really riles people up. Some of it is because she had the WW contract, but I think it's more than that. Somewhere along the way people just stopped liking her so something simple like still having pregnancy weight is fodder for ridicule but not so much with Duff. I certainly don't think "you're still fat Hilary!" when I see pictures off Duff, I think that she's a new mom and she deserves slack.
dammit.
I think Kim pic on that cover is gorgeous. The rest suck but the cover is stunning.
I think I just made myself depressed.
eta: Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 7:48pm.
.... Is it acceptable to have 4" of grey roots, too?
*quick glance to mirror* YES Hekki, IT IS
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
It's still hard to believe that 4" dark brown roots and eyebrows are acceptable for blonde women. Is it acceptable to have 4" of grey roots, too?
Goddamn.
Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 7:45pm.
Oh I see, lure me in with gorgeous Tom Hardy and then I see it. Kate Upton. NO. No more of this bovine bitch. Just when I thought she had taken her floppy udders & faded into obscurity. Here she is. In Vogue! Mother. Fucking. Vogue!
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Victoria Beckham can't get a Vogue cover but Kate Upton can? Oooookay.
Oh I see, lure me in with gorgeous Tom Hardy and then I see it. Kate Upton. NO. No more of this bovine bitch. Just when I thought she had taken her floppy udders & faded into obscurity. Here she is. In Vogue! Mother. Fucking. Vogue!
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED: "...Kristin Chenoweth and Kelly Ripa are frightening. They're both yappy little botox monsters, anyway."
YES.
Everyone loves Kristin Chenoweth, but her dolphin voice and and cutesy schtick annoy me more than Lohan does.
Kelly Ripa has a good patter, though. She can talk to just about anyone.
That Vogue cover screams Good Housekeeping. The hell Vogue?
Paris Hilton doesn't look like Honey Boo Boo in that link. She just looks like her regular ole dumb bitch self. From what I *can* see, Kristin Chenoweth and Kelly Ripa are frightening. They're both yappy little botox monsters, anyway.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 7:03pm.
I think I saw your man in that superman trailer. Is Chris Meloni in that movie?
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Fuck all these emo superhero movies.
*goes back to watching Batman TV episodes on youtube*
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
MJT -- that's the way I feel about Kevin Spacey. Knowing he's gay makes me sad, because I'd hit it repeatedly if he wasn't; I've always had the hots for him. I know, kind of a weird crush, but I love him.
Ugh, that cow Kate Upton again? Would she just go away? When will magazine editors get the memo that she's a slutty cow and not fashion model material???
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 6:37pm.
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I'm not actually bothered by his career. Maybe it's because I've never seen his early stuff, but if he wants lotsa money rather than being a serious ack-tor, then more power to him. Minus his general awfulness as a human being, that's pretty much what I'd do if someone offered me the chance.
It's how up himself he is. You're a sellout douche bag who seems horrible in every way. Own it, asshole. Stop trying to be all unique, and artsy. You're fooling no one.
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I agree with all that. You should s e his early work. You'd hate him even more.
Also, your point about how up himself he is is exactly how I now feel about Brad Pitt. Although I like Pitt's films better, i just can't stand the sanctimonious bullshit. I love visiting France, but I feel like everyone we send over there to live in a chateau turns into a giant fucking asshole. I don't think France turned them into that. I think the fact that they went to France to live in a chateau was the first red flag in the douchiness that would follow.
I'm so over Tom Hardy.
"Electrical odor"? That must have been the stench emanating from Trollsen's general area.
Also, The Hardy? Would hit, repeatedly.
That little Buccaneer was just adorable. He is gonna have the most fabulous life. Go Get 'Em, Kid!
Go Verb Yourself!
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 6:33pm.
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I'm not actually bothered by his career. Maybe it's because I've never seen his early stuff, but if he wants lotsa money rather than being a serious ack-tor, then more power to him. Minus his general awfulness as a human being, that's pretty much what I'd do if someone offered me the chance.
It's how up himself he is. You're a sellout douche bag who seems horrible in every way. Own it, asshole. Stop trying to be all unique, and artsy. You're fooling no one.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 6:28pm.
I used to agree but then I watched the Tudors. Henry Cavill was walking sex on that show. Matt Boner is so hot too. Knowing that he is gay makes me sad though.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Kim looks pretty, till u click on the pics and see how FAKE she looks up close
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Hardy is such a self-obsessed douche and overhyped, nothing can convince me that he is not this decade's Colin Farrell.
Nice hat, Tom Hardy. Did you just get back from poaching gators in the Congaree?
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
I am so disappointed in what Johnny Depp did to his career. I was really hoping that Donnie Brascoe, What's Eating Gilbert Grape and Edward Scissorhands, were the beginning of something great. Instead, it's been a decade worth of reheated roles that are essentially all the same, a child-like figure with lots of make up on blah, blah, blah. It was great the first time (See Edward Scissorhands) but the 15th time, no fucking way!!!
But then again, I'm also very disappointed in what Johnny Depp did to his appearance too. Looking like a younger, homeless version of Mickey Rourke is NOT a good look. And how many scarves can a man wear in public without looking like a complete asshole? Whatever that number is, Johnny is waaay past it.
oh dear lord, Johnnys accent in that clip.
that's an "it's a freezing saturday morning I have nothing else to do, it's free on amazon prime/netflix" movie if I ever saw one.
with snacks
and a fireplace going so I can take a nap.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
"Factice" translates to "artificial". VERY fitting for Kim K...lol
Oh Paris, you are almost THIRTY TWO YEARS OLD.
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Standing on the sidelines, waving and grinning
You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
Whenever I look at Henry Cavill I think that God was trying to fashion another Matt Bomer: He put all the same ingredients in, but unfortunately He took the mixture out the oven too soon :(
Tom Hardy bb♥ where u been bb????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Goopy will pretty much put her face on anything. I'm sure she's one of these highly selective actresses who just isn't being offered squat these days. I had no idea there was still Redbook. That's the Mommie Dearest magazine. "Apple! Moses! I told you how important this was to me! I TOLD you!!"