Mimi And Nick Cannon Do Each Other While Listening To Her Songs
Nick Cannon was on Howard Stern's Sirius show this morning and this is what we learned about his fuck life with the butterfly rainbow queen of the lambs herself Mimi:
- Nick Cannon and Mimi kept their panties on while dating. Mimi never hit that shit before they got married. The furthest they got was second base. Nick never fingered her butterfly box and she never took his peen for a test drive. When Howard asked Nick how could he marry Mariah Carey without knowing if she's good at giving blow jobs, he said something like, "She's Mariah Carey! I just knew she's good!" I don't know what that means. Porn star Mary Carey is known for sucking dick the right way, but I didn't know Mariah Carey was too. Maybe what Nick Cannon means is that since Mimi is a champion yodeler, she must be a champion beej giver too. When she puts a peen in her mouth and lets out one of her garage door-opening yodels, the vibrations hit the right spot so hard that the dude cums his ballsack out. That's probably what he means.
- Nick Cannon and Mimi bump genitals to her songs all the time. Nick told Howard that his sex time soundtrack of choice is filled with nothing but Mimi songs. This actually isn't surprising. What Nick didn't tell Howard is that Mimi also makes him wear a Mariah Carey mask and they do it on a bedspread with her face airbrushed on it. There's mirrors covering every wall in the room and right before they get it on, she sticks a multi-colored glitter pill in his peen hole so that he cums a sparkly rainbow. And I don't even want to get into what they do with the hoards of butterflies she keeps in cages down in the basement.
- Nick Cannon is so excited about being married to Mariah Carey that when she's gone, he faps to her songs. Nick's favorite song to hand hug his dick to is "Hero." That actually makes sense. Because every time Nick listens to a Mariah Carey song, he thinks of all the millions she's made from that song and then he thinks about all the millions that's in their joint bank account. When you listen to "Hero," you hear "AHAHAHAAAAOOOOOHA HAOHAHAAAAOOORRRHHAA" and Nick hears, "cha-ching cha-ching cha-ching." That's definitely a sound to fap to.
And can we retire "Hero" forever now that we have the image of Nick Cannon fingering his b-hole and squeezing his foreskin to the lyric "look inside you and be strong"?
Here's a clip from TMZ of Nick telling Howard all about his and Mimi's kinky fetishes:
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is this something guys do when masturbating? Straight guys?
"Nick Cannon fingering his b-hole"
TMI.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
I like Nick and Mariah. Those babies are beyond adorable. Good for them.
Marvin Gaye is 'makin love' music. Or Otis Redding.
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
There's something cute about them. And the whole "Cannon is broke" think is sooo off-base. He might not be as famous as her, but he's been successful in the biz for a long time.
I remember when Mariah was in The View and those TACKY hens had the gall to ask her if Nick bought her ring. So rude!
"This world is a whore."
Mr. soulks and I make sweet whoopee to Mariah's "All I Want For Christmas is You" ;>
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"I want monaaaay!"- what HBB wants for Christmas
The concept of getting married to someone without having sex beforehand is something I will never ever understand. Unless it's the fucking 1930's.
No, correct that. Cannot understand.
This is one of those couples that I know is doin' it, but I definitely don't want to hear about it. I just don't see Mimi as an overtly sexual deity.
And this Mr. Mariah Carey talk is really bullshit. Nick Cannon had plenty of millions in his bank account before he married her. It's not like he was Bobby Brown or something!
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Submitted by Super Stew on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:04pm.
My mother-in-law told me of an 80+ year old friend of hers who recently got remarried after being widowed for awhile. My MIL told me her friend had sex before marriage to be sure (she dropped her voice to a whisper) "he could get an erection".
LOL!! When you're 80 and hot, that's important.
Uggghhhh. *shudder*
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Nick Cannon may not have had Mariah type of money but he was far from broke enough to play the married her for money game.
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"Oh, let me see if there's any fucks stuck under
my nails. Nope. Fresh out of fucks."
Howard Stern = TMI
So basically, SHUT THE FUCK UP, CANONN! Absolutely nobody wants to hear how you do your jerky times or what you do in the dark with your unicorn queen. Shut ALL the way the fuck up, we beg of you. For FUCKS sake, is nothing sacred?
Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 2:47am.
Mariah Carey doesn't strike me as the most sexual celeb. Maybe it's due to all the Hello Kitty crap she wears.
I will say that you got to be careful with men who make you wait. I was with a guy who was really screwy about that, and I wish I hadn't gone there with him. He was bad and screwed up in the head. It made me appreciate guys who want to f*ck you as soon as possible.
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Because that clearly wasn't an individual experience, and all people who want to fuck like pigs right off the bat are waaaaaaaaay more well adjusted than those who chose to wait more than 5 seconds after saying hello...can't argue with that logic.
Except for the fact that I know some very promiscious people who are equally "screwed up in the head." Both male and female. Maybe sexual standing has nothing to do with how stable an individual is. Maybe its the individual themselves that determine that. jat.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 2:47am.
It made me appreciate guys who want to f*ck you as soon as possible.
--Lol.
"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Mariah Carey doesn't strike me as the most sexual celeb. Maybe it's due to all the Hello Kitty crap she wears.
I will say that you got to be careful with men who make you wait. I was with a guy who was really screwy about that, and I wish I hadn't gone there with him. He was bad and screwed up in the head. It made me appreciate guys who want to f*ck you as soon as possible.
Howard Stern is a POS pig.
Submitted by sillykat on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:56pm.
I would never even seriously date something without testing their fuck game. Shit, I don't like to go more than a couple dates before sex. Bad sex is a deal breaker.
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Word.
So, I wish I didnt know that Nick likes to wank to "Hero". I wish I didnt know that they screw to her music...however it doesnt surprise me lol....shes full of herself... do you think she sings during the fuck times? Goddammit the visuals I gathered from this post are going to haunt me forever.
These two never made sense to me, but they've been married for awhile and they do seem to love each other.
That said, I bet these are all lies because, well, people are expected to vomit out all sorts of salacious shit on Stern's show. Stern is a human turd.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Howard Stern is scum and most of this shit is made up.
The people who are actually good at sex never brag.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Helllooooooo Aphid!
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Standing on the sidelines, waving and grinning
You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 12:29am.
Very clever point. I have known plenty of men who try to restrain themselves until finding someone they would like to spend time with on a regular basis.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Hi PSL! Good evening, horz,
I get the feeling these two don't do much horizontal mambo. I remember when she was pregnant she said she wouldn't let him look at her when her pregnancy was in the later stages. That struck me as a bit odd.
Gross
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Kudos to you BoredasFuckyo: Very well said; your parents should be proud of you! Refreshing to read this especially when you read TMI from some people about their promiscuity.
I recall Mariah stating that a week or so after they married, she discovered she was a few weeks pregnant but lost the child. I think she said taht in an interview.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 12:17am.
A guy choses to wait, so he must be a homosexual or just straight out weird, why? Even for a girl, where it's easier understood by society, you're looked upon as this freak of nature or a unicorn.
I agree with this.
Would like to add: I cannot with the "He doesn't want sex = gay" line. Erm, gay men want sex. By definition they are not Asexual. And again, one might have a great sexual appetite and not be out trawling for sex all day. It's called "self control". Some people have it.
I like Mimi. She is still an OG. Doesn't have her entire life on display.
Yeesh, that is some shit I could happily live the rest of my life without knowing.
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You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun
Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:34pm.
a normal man wants sex.
Not everybody who wants something acts on it.
People saying Nick married Mariah for her money, ya'know, honestly, that could be partly true, however he has stated in the past that he had a huge crush on her, and was a huge fan of her music since he was young. I honestly think this relationship is more along the lines of a fan worshipping their idol than a loving married couple. And Mariah Carey seems like a fucking narcassist so I'm sure; eats that shit up. If you want a bitch bad enough, especially one you've worshipped and crushed over like Nick Cannon said he has, it's not hard to believe he'd wait to fuck her if he thought he'd have a chance later on down the line.
And I'm going to jump on my soap box for a second with the whole oddity some people seem to have with virginity.
A guy choses to wait, so he must be a homosexual or just straight out weird, why? And granted, I saw that show about virgins who were older than whatever societies norms for having sex are, and the guy they showed did come off as a latent homosexual, but I don't think that's a true representation of all males who chose to wait. Even for a girl, where it's easier understood by society, you're looked upon as this freak of nature or a unicorn. How far as a society have we fallen when keeping your legs closed is cause for a "Congrats?" Or how well adjusted a person is or isn't? I always get a shocked face from people when I talk dirty or vulgar because "Virgins talk like that? How do they know such things?" I don't live in a fuckin box, I do have a brain.
In any regard, it's fucked up how we went from being a society who tried to shame people because they chose not to wait(which isn't right either), to trying to shame people for waiting. Hey, how about you shut your fucking mouth and mind your own business, and worry about your own down-low business and FANTASTIC marriage/relationships that somehow still keep you online over spending quality time with your partner? Huh? Let's analyze that shit shall we? How about you also look at the high stastical rate of divorce on average, clearly fucking before marriage doesn't seem to be boosting the marriage success rate. Also, if "bad sex" is all it would take for someone to leave someone, who may have been there for you, and geniunely care for you, you are a shallow individual, and don't deserve another human beings love, and have no business getting married. Yes, sex is important to a degree, but, without communcation and geniune love deeper than skin to skin contact, sex doesn't mean shit. A prostitute could provide all of your "needs" if thats the case.They have so many TRUE loving relationships out there where the couple can't have sex for various reasons, maybe it's physically impossible to do so, or whatever their reasons are, but that doesn't mean their love is any less valid. Just because some of you can't wrap your head around a certain scenerio, doesn't mean it doesn't work for others. *Hops off soap box*
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
who's the bigger douche? have to go with Nick. No free milk? not even a pint? what a douche.
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
Eminent already spilled all that tea a while ago..She's not "adventurous" shall we say....
And Nick is a known cheater...
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"Oh, let me see if there's any fucks stuck under
my nails. Nope. Fresh out of fucks."
Hekki, if I didn't know any better (and do I??) I'd swear you were my SIL. Hubs is severely Catholic, didn't want to have sexy times before marriage (though I convinced him to, and constantly) and I thought his behavior was bizarre. Married three years. Maybe I should listen to someone when they tell you things; the whole uber Catholic no sexy times before marriage switch can't be turned off all at once. Course, his parents are weird, (read AWFUL) too, so 'suppose that could have something to do with it.
This aside, I swear I am the only person in the universe that doesn't hate Mimi and Nick together. Honestly, I think it's sweet.
I probably should be having more sex.
mmmm nick cannon has muscles... but that dick has been inside mimi..... so, would i hit it or not....
Submitted by LoCoJo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:17pm.
I admit I'm a cynical, bitter old hor, but any non-virgin woman WHO'S BEEN MARRIED BEFORE who wants to wait until her 2nd marriage to have sexy times is hiding something. My guess is that she's horrible in the sack and she knows it, so she got Nikki to marry her before giving up the pie goods. Either that or there's some kind of blue waffle thing going on.
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Lol, she's managed to give birth (I think) so I doubt it's the blue waffle but yes, I see her as the most boring lay ever. She must take herself to her happy place of Care Bears, rainbows and sparkles whenever he's on top of her.
I would never even seriously date something without testing their fuck game. Shit, I don't like to go more than a couple dates before sex. Bad sex is a deal breaker.
I admit I'm a cynical, bitter old hor, but any non-virgin woman WHO'S BEEN MARRIED BEFORE who wants to wait until her 2nd marriage to have sexy times is hiding something. My guess is that she's horrible in the sack and she knows it, so she got Nikki to marry her before giving up the pie goods. Either that or there's some kind of blue waffle thing going on.
Bwhahaha I love the Mary Carey reference. Is he sure that he didn't mistake one for the other and he actually thought he was marrying Mary instead?
My mother-in-law told me of an 80+ year old friend of hers who recently got remarried after being widowed for awhile. My MIL told me her friend had sex before marriage to be sure (she dropped her voice to a whisper) "he could get an erection".
I was almost on the floor!!! But good for her friend! I love the little old ladies around here in the Deep South. THEY have got it going ON.
oh whatever. they are both douches.
"Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens
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One time, someone pointed out to me that Saturday had the word turd in it. Up until this point in my life, that was the most useless thing I'd ever heard. Until I listened to that interview.
I could've gone my entire life without EVER knowing this awkward and ridiculous piece of information. These two do seem genuinely happy though. But put a lid on it Nick. Its known that once you start bragging about or giving out TMI about your love life (or do a reality show) that's when things fall apart.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Why would he think anyone gives a shit?
I don't get why people wait to fuck before marriage, what if your man has no idea how to fuck? can't get it up, and has a cock like a pencil where you don't feel a thing and has no idea what clit is? Mimi ego is so big she even had one of her own songs playing in the delivery room when she gave birth, what a fucking nut job.
BS. He doesn't listen to her music anymore than she actually rides his cock. They're both unicorns under the sheets. Make-believe with pubic troll hair.
Why the hell is Nick Cannon running his mouth about private issues?!? George Takei rating dick is entertaining, but anyone discussing personal sexy times is TMI.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
Yawn. The real show was when George Takei was on last week where they had men come up to the studio and have their peens inspected. I love George.
Lol, they are so damn silly. No hate here.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:58pm.
Oh, I'm sure there was plenty of premarital sex. People just didn't talk openly about it.
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I dunno (I literally don't know). If it meant a huge scandal, disinheritance, cancellation of the engagement, being sent to a nunnery, disqualification from any marriage (remember Diana's supposed hymen exam?), and all that, I bet most folks remained chaste.
I know my parents and grandparents did (and if they didn't, I don't wanna know).
Heki you're right men want sex first, food second and , comfort third.
Never trust a dude who isnt at least tempted it's a tell on part of the schizoid personality disorder. Remember human beings are animals and as such are creatures of habits. Sex is how we exist.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza