Tuesday, December 11th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By The Spice Girls (Minus Posh)

Musicals on the West End in London are usually better than musicals on Broadway. First case in point: I paid 25 pounds to see Desperately Seeking the Musical, which used the songs of Blondie. It was a disaster. It was like watching shit dry on a strobe light and I'd pay 250 pounds to watch it again. Second case in point: Tonight on the West End, the Spice Girls musical Viva Forever! opened. Edina Monsoon wrote the book for Viva Forever! and it uses a bunch of Spice Girls songs to tell the story of a girl named Viva (HAHAHA) and her best friends "who get swept up in the obsession of today's TV celebrity culture." This needs to come to America now! But since I live in L.A. now, I'll be lucky if Viva Forever! comes to a community theater in Thousand Oaks in 2026.

Anyway, Viva Forever! opened tonight and Scary, Ginger, Baby and Sporty all posed on the red carpet together. Posh let the lessers of the group have their cute moment in front of the cameras before she showed up late and posed with her family and her fan instead.

I love how Posh looks like she just came from her office job and the other Spice Girls look like they've been waiting for this forever. Posh being underdressed is her way of letting you know that she doesn't give a shit shit  (not that she does shit) and she's just there because the contract she signed told her she had to be.

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Mel B looks great!

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Poor old untalented Geri spice. Desperate for attention, she deliberately wears a huge fuck-off dress that drowns out the others and demands we all look at her.

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Posh doesn't just look disinterested, she looks quite depressed.

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Of course Posh is over that shit. She has four kids at home, a real business, and a hot ass man to tend to.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

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Submitted by Persistent Cat on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:43pm.

Hoarders (the A&E version) is heavily edited, yes, but apparently they really try to help the subjects. I've read a few articles and forum entries that say this. The TLC version is just about having a friend or family member come to the house and judge the hoarder. A&E's version actually tries. And it has a worse success rate than Intervention.

I also really like Intervention. Monday nights are depressing tv nights.

Exploitation of mentally ill people for the sole purpose of entertainment is awful. Really the only benefit that I can see is getting the feeling that thank GD I'm not as fucked up as these people!

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Shankar and Harrison, "I Am Missing You":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOowX86BWdQ

Flynn's picture

in regards to the tablets for a 2 year old. WTF. I bought my 2 year old a leapster and I thought he might be too rough with it. Wouldn't waste my money buying him a tablet. Might as well give him five $100 dollar bills and a pair of blunt scissors.

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RIP Ravi Shankar

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I am a HUGE Spice Girls fan (Spiceworld the movie is sooo ridiculously good!), but for some reason I love the fact that Posh is so mortified and over it. Cunt.

The Olsens being over Full House and all embarrassed though...fuck them trolls.

"This world is a whore."

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Apparently the nurse that killed herself left a suicide note. She must have been on the edge for a long time to decide to kill herself and write out a note to her family in less than 24 hours since that stupid prank.

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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:57pm
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Sans, your ex should probably read about this.

"Compulsive Hoarding to be officially classified as a mental disorder. "

http://www.notjustclutter.com/compulsive-hoarding-to-be-officially-class...

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wow....yeah, their house was just a step down from this:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/carriembecker/6059001263/

That's a really interesting blog. Thanks for sharing.

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We dated years ago, back in college....he was very embarrassed about the state of his house, and would try to steer me away from the piles of junk.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Awww, Baby is still my favorite. The last two times that I have been to Menards the Backstreet Boys have been playing. I was with my Mo today when it happened and I started dancing and singing in the isles...she tried to disown me, but I just can't help myself. Long live the late 90s!

ETA Hey Within! If you are around I fell asleep like normal last night :/

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:19pm.
often these "breakdowns and breakthrough" are edited by the produces. I mean they can edit and work with what they have to make it more dramatic, or perhaps make someone seem nicer or meaner than they really are if needed be.

Duh. They take days and days worth of footage. How else are they supposed to get it down to a half-hour show unless they strategically edit it? And the people in these situations are already extremely vulnerable: they don't have to be forced to appear dramatic about their lives.

- but no one is doubting that Kardasshole shit and real housewives from hell are all fake and scripted.

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No goodnight for me, Dog? That's it. We're fighting.

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Hoarders (the A&E version) is heavily edited, yes, but apparently they really try to help the subjects. I've read a few articles and forum entries that say this. The TLC version is just about having a friend or family member come to the house and judge the hoarder. A&E's version actually tries. And it has a worse success rate than Intervention.

I also really like Intervention. Monday nights are depressing tv nights.

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Night, night, beb. Off to the gym.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:38pm.

You couldn't spring for a Smith & Wesson? ;-)

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*loads Mossberg*

Beb, step over here a minute, will you? I have something for you.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:25pm.

No, you're not a "hop head" at all.

*runs away from computer, laughs uncontrollably, comes back, runs away again, breathes into a paper bag, comes back to computer*

OK. I believe you.

*screams for oxygen mask*

ETA: Just giving you a hard time. Have a good night, dear. :-)

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Submitted by beb on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:20pm.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:17pm.

Did you take an Ambien, or are you happy to see me?

^^

Oh, hey now! ONE night I was on Ambien in here and I have a reputation as a hop head??? Good thing I didn't swipe some of Mike's Krokodil!

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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This post makes me so happy! I grew up with the Spice Girls, I still love them, they make me smile! :)

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:17pm.

Did you take an Ambien, or are you happy to see me?

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Submitted by beb on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:14pm.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:01pm.

I can't wait to see how BH's comes out. I think I have Chef Boy-A-Dee ravioli on standby if needed. ;-)

^^^

Beeeeeeeef-A-Roni!

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:01pm.

I can't wait to see how BH's comes out. I think I have Chef Boy-A-Dee ravioli on standby if needed. ;-)

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:00pm.

I do the same thing. Eats lots of spicy food to kick the shit out. Trust.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:07pm.

I'm already getting better. I just had some complaining to get out of my system.

I normally take 2000 milligrams of vitamin C daily.

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Mike, immediately begin mega doses of MSM, zinc and vitamin C.

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:58pm.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:45pm.
Howdy Whamodernart!
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what? Lol, that's a new one:)

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Beb, my company closes on the 22nd and doesn't open until January 2nd.

I made a pot roast on Sunday.

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Submitted by beb on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:54pm.

She was being stupid.

I'm all right. Have a minor cold (I guess), so I'm whining to all and sundry (I never get sick).

Evening, all.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:45pm.
Howdy Whamodernart!
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:53pm.

Doing family stuff Sunday-Monday, but making Xmas a quiet day with BH and the pups. I think BH is making a pot roast.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:57pm
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Sans, your ex should probably read this.

"...Compulsive hoarding is likely to be included as a new mental disorder in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders or DSM-5. DSM-5 is due to be published in 2013. I’m hoping this means more research and attention being devoted to treating compulsive hoarding. I also hope it means less people thinking hoarders are just lazy deadbeats who just need to throw a garage sale. There’s something about this being made “official” that gives me some hope.

Below are the proposed diagnostic criteria for Hoarding Disorder. All criteria A-F must be met to qualify for the diagnosis.

A. Persistent difficulty discarding or parting with possessions, regardless of their actual value.

B. This difficulty is due to a perceived need to save the items and distress associated with discarding them.

C. The symptoms result in the accumulation of possessions that congest and clutter active living areas and substantially compromise their intended use. If living areas are uncluttered, it is only because of the interventions of third parties (e.g., family members, cleaners, authorities).

D. The hoarding causes clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning (including maintaining a safe environment for self and others).

E. The hoarding is not attributable to another medical condition (e.g., brain injury, cerebrovascular disease, Prader-Willi Syndrome).

F. The hoarding is not better accounted for by the symptoms of another DSM-5 disorder (e.g., hoarding due to obsessions in Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, decreased energy in Major Depressive Disorder, delusions in Schizophrenia or another Psychotic Disorder, cognitive deficits in Dementia, restricted interests in Autism Spectrum Disorder).

http://www.notjustclutter.com/compulsive-hoarding-to-be-officially-class...

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:49pm.

What did she think she would gain by demanding the money?

She a stupid ho.

How you doing?

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Beb, staying home. You?

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@ Sal.....indeed, there's all sorts of fuckey goin on. Some are worse than others but the producers spin their magic to get the results they want for sure.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:57pm
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Sans, your ex should probably read about this.

"Compulsive Hoarding to be officially classified as a mental disorder. "

http://www.notjustclutter.com/compulsive-hoarding-to-be-officially-class...

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:48pm.

What's going on for the holidaz?

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Howdy Whamodernart!

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 9:19pm.

submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:52pm.
Hoarders is real
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Oh for sure some of these are real but as you say often these "breakdowns and breakthrough" are edited by the produces. I mean they can edit and work with what they have to make it more dramatic, or perhaps make someone seem nicer or meaner than they really are if needed be. All these shows are about entertainment and really that's the bottom line. They don't think they actually care about these people, they want the best bang they can throw at you by working around with what they have.
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I agree with you Wham. And I've also read how all of these shows are scripted to a degree, for instance, on The Hills, when one of those hos would go to "work", they'd record a sequence of walking in and out the building on the same day, and they simply change out of clothes on each take. There's a lot of editing too, to create story arcs, portray someone as the bad guy, and whatnot.

Does anyone remember when Wonky and Nicole got "reunited" on their show after they had a "fallout"? LOL.

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Hello by the way Dooooggggiiieeee dear:) :P

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:43pm.

Sal, darling, you'd be insane like the Brangeloonies too, if your ass was stuck to the chair with dried poop because you were too afraid to get up and use the toilet for fear you'd miss something on JJ. Dried poop is like cement, man.
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ubmitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:52pm.
Hoarders is real
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Oh for sure some of these are real but as you say often these "breakdowns and breakthrough" are edited by the produces. I mean they can edit and work with what they have to make it more dramatic, or perhaps make someone seem nicer or meaner than they really are if needed be. All these shows are about entertainment and really that's the bottom line. They don't think they actually care about these people, they want the best bang they can throw at you by working around with what they have.

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Submitted by salacious on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 7:14pm.

I can't really comprehend how someone could be so personally invested in the lives of those two pieces of shit, so much so that she's deluded herself into thinking that she's providing them with free legal assistance and has a moral obligation to protect their reputation.
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LMAO!! I know, they are so immersed in that world they think the JJ site is linked to J/P's world somehow and what they say will somehow affect what the J/P decisions in life or something!

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 8:52pm.
Hoarders is real. Hundreds of thousands live like this in America but I don't know if it's the 3 million they say. Maybe at least a million. It's such a hidden issue that it's impossible to know.

What doesn't seem real to me in that show is that they always have the huge breakdown "5 hours" before all the people there have to go and then they all seem to have a breakthrough and the places looks ok (mostly) at the end of the 5 hours.

Also, none of these homes can be done in 48 hours. Why the timeline like that? Why not 5-7 days? It's for the urgency factor that viewers like.

They have gone back for "where are they now?" shows and true to form, most are still hoarding or showing signs of going back to it. The recidivism rate is 100% without therapy and those who didn't show up for it were back to filthy again so a lot of it rings true. They also have had some episodes where they ended up simply having to leave the person in the filth, very depressing.
So this is one of the shows that I know to be true, minus the timelines of getting things done - no way can all this happen in 48 hours. Hoarding and home inspections just don't work like that.

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Sad but true. My ex-bf's parents were hoarders. Compared to the people on the show, they had a mild case of it....they didn't have vermin crawling around and mold accumulating on month-old dirty dishes in the sink, but they did save everything and everything. There were piles of stuff everywhere and their garage was literally crammed so full of junk you couldn't shut the door. Ex-BF was actually a hyper neat freak....he leaned obsessively in the other direction, probably from growing up in squalor.

Thing is they were nice people who didn't show any outward signs of mental illness, and they were also affluent...both had high paying stable jobs. So you just never know, I guess.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Hoarders is real. Hundreds of thousands live like this in America but I don't know if it's the 3 million they say. Maybe at least a million. It's such a hidden issue that it's impossible to know.

What doesn't seem real to me in that show is that they always have the huge breakdown "5 hours" before all the people there have to go and then they all seem to have a breakthrough and the places looks ok (mostly) at the end of the 5 hours.

Also, none of these homes can be done in 48 hours. Why the timeline like that? Why not 5-7 days? It's for the urgency factor that viewers like.

They have gone back for "where are they now?" shows and true to form, most are still hoarding or showing signs of going back to it. The recidivism rate is 100% without therapy and those who didn't show up for it were back to filthy again so a lot of it rings true. They also have had some episodes where they ended up simply having to leave the person in the filth, very depressing.
So this is one of the shows that I know to be true, minus the timelines of getting things done - no way can all this happen in 48 hours. Hoarding and home inspections just don't work like that.

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So...I am excited about this new song - Skylar Grey's "C'mon Let Me Ride" featuring Eminem. Such a satire on the hyper-sexualty in music today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhxPBrxxaqc

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Beb, beb, beb, beb bebarino.

*vinny barbarino voice*

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Sal, darling, you'd be insane like the Brangeloonies too, if your ass was stuck to the chair with dried poop because you were too afraid to get up and use the toilet for fear you'd miss something on JJ. Dried poop is like cement, man.

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