Afternoon Crumbs
If your genitals are too moist and you want to dry them up, just stare at this picture of Madge sucking the youth out of Baby Brahim – Celebslam
Strangely enough, I scream for a brain epidural every time Megan Fox starts talking – Lainey Gossip
So I guess I can cross “a picture of Anderson Cooper in assless meggings” off my Christmas list – Towleroad
The only person from Private Practice I want to see in a bikini is Benjamin Bratt, but I guess I’ll settle for Kate Walsh – Hollywood Tuna
Nicole Kidman didn’t piss on Zac Efron for nothing – Celebitchy
Amanda Seyfried buttchugged vodka in her dressing room at Letterman – The Superficial
…..and in the elves locker room in Santa’s Workshop, every elf just hung these pictures of Hayden Panatroll on the inside of their locker doors – Drunken Stepfather
27 pictures of hot pieces in kilts and not one wardrobe malfunction?! Please send them all to Anne Hathaway so she can show them how it’s done – The Berry
In a few months, a baby will get to say the words, “PEPAW DUBYA!” – ICYDK
In a “Who’s more interesting?” competition between MiserAlba and that cake box, the cake box wins – Popoholic
In case you’re wondering what’s the #1 song on iTunes in Hell – Just Jared
Shia LaDouche’s shaved head tells me that he got lice – Popsugar
The tampon nativity scene is almost more charming than LeAnn Rimes’ suppositories nativity scene – OMG Blog
Sweet Brown ain’t got time for bronchitis, but she does have time for interviews – Crunk + Disorderly
How long before Lindsay Lohan and Terry Richardson recreate these for AARP Magazine? – Hollywood Rag
Xtina gives good GIF – Cityrag
Needs more tongue – SOW
Jennifer Aniston still hates her mom – I’m Not Obsessed
FYI: Ian McKellen’s prostate is fine – ABC News