Well, This Looks Komfortable
It's a good thing that Pimp Mama Kris removed all of Kim Kardashian's internal organs and gave them to Lucifer as a sacrifice years ago, because that's the only way she was able to squeeze into this size 0 leather skirt and toddler shirt. Looks like ten pounds of skank in a five pound leather sack that was sloppily packed by Kanye. Bitch is serving up several servings of soufflé.
Kim must think breathing is overrated or she learned how to breathe out of her asshole, which is entirely possible. And will somebody tell Kourtney Kardashian that this isn't Designing Women and she ain't Suzanne Sugarbaker, so she needs to take that outfit off. Bitch already looks like a fool, but wearing Suzanne Sugarbaker's favorite church suit is making her look like an even bigger fool.
I swear, these two need to stop trying to make the fupa curtain happen. And Kim needs to leave the leather skirt-wearing to Kanye.
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how does she always get put in hotel rooms that don't have full length mirrors? that has to be the problem, right?
[Bugs Bunny voice] what a maroon.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Me mudder used to say: "She looks like a bag of shit tied in the middle."
I concur.
Lard Ass Muffin Top. Die already.
Darknight IDK if I believe that anymore, after seeing the get up he had on the other night on 12/12/12......
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Hahah i don't know but i kinda get the feeling that Kanye's in on the joke and Kimmie kakes isn't. Kanye's punking us all.
where's her birkin bag? She's supposedly shopping, right? Oh no she's just on the ho stroll...never mind...
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I LOATHE peplum skirts, and hate this entire family even more. She is a doughball.
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not that I give a flying fuck but isn't around that time for their photoshopped to hell and back Kristmas Kard ??
She STILL hasn't figure out that kanye is punking her ass? I mean fuckin seriously, a sports bra and a leather skirt? He is fucking with you kim. Can't wait to see what fucked up shit he'll make you wear next.
Look it's the priced family pig all primed for christmas (... as roast?!).
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
Her heels are about to buckle thumb #4.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
it looked better on kanye.
this fat lard ass ruined my damn morning.
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"My muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat, I know you want a piece of that, but I just wanna dance."
So baaaaack off! You're freaking me out!
I'm an independent lady
I run a private bakery
The boys all want my cake for free
If you don't stop your fakery
YOU CAN KISS MY MUFFIN TOP!
Love,
Mabel
ok seriously ... why is she famous again? Oh yea, her mom pimped out a movie of her getting it on ... so we're surprised she makes bad fashion choices?
That being said, ho is richer than I'll ever be ...
Kim: "hmmmm what to wear, what to wear... ???" ::puts on sports bra and black sausage casing with peplum 10 sizes too small::
did they bring back the peplum just for their big asses?
If she focused on SOMETHING other than just the surface, just her looks, then maybe people would back off the fat comments. However, she is just a hollow sausage casing. NOTHING is in that airy head of hers. Who on EARTH told this woman she looked good in this outfit? Does she have anyone that she can consult that would say "No, honey, no"?
I do not think she is "fat". However, anyone with even a little bit of chub cannot wear those damn peplum tops OR this horrible skirt she has on. No way in hell would I wear it. I have some chub in that area, and I would so NOT wear it. NOT.
My muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat, I know you want a piece of that, but I just wanna dance.
I was thinking the exact same thing!
Who tells these women that these peplum skirts/dresses are attractive?
I hope she balloons to the size of a house so paps would stop posting pics of her.
I don't really care one way or the other about kim, she's kind of like a cartoon to me. Kourtney is annoying. She's educated but comes off as dumb as dirt. Not to mention her taste in men. #teamkhloe all the way.
Why does everything have to be a fashion show with this woman? How exhausting is it to have to slather on pounds of makeup, stuff yourself into clothes that look stupid and don't fit and spend hours on your hair?
Why can't a bitch just wear some jeans and a nice cashmere sweater? Just be boring and live your fucking life for something other than a headline or camera. It's so fucking pathetic and sad.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
I have a cousin who is 300 pounds. She has a beautiful face like KK, and figures she can wear anything because she is attractive. She can't. Now I am the last person in the world to judge someone because of their weight, but if you are going to wear clothes that aren't flattering, are much too small, and show off your flaws then you should be prepared for the backlash it creates.
I agree that she's overweight. Not by a lot, but maybe 10-15? She's all pear and has a rep for having a big butt so when she's overweight people might not see it and just think "there she goes with her big butt again" but it's more than just that, legs, hips, waist seem bigger these days--the first areas weight hits for pears.
Guess whoz bizzack!!
Now for reals...
Courtney. Beloved, it's time to leave your baby daddy. I would say he is, but it is truly you letting him age you let warm milk.
Now go. Get. Your. Life.
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It looks like he had her titty sacks re-filled, (or overflowed...)!
"I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane."
You know, I wouldn't even be surprised if Pimp Mama put her up to this to conjure up some rumors of bein' knocked up. "Photos: Kim's First Tri Weight Gain!"
Its a blivet--10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Your typical sausage casing situation. We would need an engineer to work the numbers, but basically the amount of pressure needed to compress her fat ass and thunder thighs creates a situation where the fabric can catastrophically fail and the energy of that leather flying off her ass cheeks could kill anybody who was standing in its path.
Not to mention the harnessed foam needed to make her tits look round and firm...
I think I am in the minority here, but I do think she is fat. That ass is beyond round and erotic to simply being hanging bags of fat. We saw coco's ass the other day--didn't we learn from that.
In any case, I just can't with this ho--she is ugly as hell on the inside.
For why?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
She has gone way past a muffin top and now has a full loaf of bread-top.
Did this woman not look in the mirror before she left her house? How in any world can she think she looks good? Not only that but she got to be miserable in that skirt and cannot possibly sit down it in. I really don't get it. I know she is dumb, wish she was mute but did not know she was blind!
Why she wear that longer narrow skirt underneath that short ruffled skirt? I think the short ruffled skirt is pretty.... she doesn't need that 2nd longer skirt; just go with with the short one solo.
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Owwwch. I can't stand tight clothes. I used to have weird body issues where I would wear clothes that were several sizes too big because I didn't like something cinching into my body. I remember this guy at a club grabbing my saggy pants and saying "I'm gonna buy you a belt!" That said, I'm saner now and wear clothes in my size, but I couldn't imagine wearing some tight leather thingy that's squeezing the middle of my stomach until my skin's bursting out. She probably gets yeast infections dressing like that.
She looks like a stuffed sausage.
There's nothing wrong with her weight, it's just that bitch always picks out clothes 2 sizes too small.
Kill this krazee kunt.
Tow-Away Zone indeed!
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It's like someone slammed a biscuit tube against a kitchen counter.
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I think I've seen that skirt before but it was an ottoman cover. It looks like upholstery. it's probably lined with some endangered species' fur. He should do what he knows how to do but I don't think clothing is it right now.
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You've got the money for nice things and this is what you choose to wear. It doesn't make sense. Miley was flaunting a sausage casing outfit the other day, too.
The top looks just like a fucking sports bra .
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/13/2012 - 6:52pm.
Why the hell does she insist on wearing clothes that are too fucking small for her? she is NOT fat, yet she makes herself look terrible!
I totally agree. She'd look so much slimmer if she wore more flattering clothes.
I really can't see how she looked in the mirror before leaving and thought that looked good.
Size 0 leather skirt? Sure.............
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Good God with the Peplums craze....it's truly the shoulder pads/puffed sleeves of this fashion era. We will look back at them and say "What were we thinking?!" I don't understand it at all. It's not flattering on ANY body type. It's just weird extra fabric that hangs off your shirt or skirt.....why did this ever catch on?
I'm also curious to know how much she paid for that sports bra.
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Did anyone order me a plain cheese?
This looks like my bread dough bucket when it's risen so much it pops the lid off.
Thar she blows!
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Phuck me! she's ugly! (And not just on the outside)
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Besides the understandable hatred towards Kim, I don't often get why people are so quick to call her fat, chunky, etc. Just looks like she's gotten lazy. Even if she wasn't out of shape or had the skirt altered it would still be a bad outfit. Seems like both Kim and Jessica Simpson try to wear outfits that would only look flattering on tall people and it usually never works, my 5'2 ass would know.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
I need to sit both Kim and Mariah down and explain this principle to them:
When the clothing is pulling across the middle, THAT MEANS IT'S TOO SMALL. Yes, you can "fit" into it, but the fit isn't right.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu,
12/13/2012 - 7:39pm.
Bitch, just exhale. Walking around with your stomach
sucked in just gives you gas, and I can only imagine
the catastrophic consequences from farts coming
from that gigantic ass. It would be like a Cat. 5
hurricane sweeping through America
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THAR SHE BLOOOOWWWSSS!! =p
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