Would You Hit It?
No, this isn't a picture of Madonna performing "Express Yourself" during her MDNA tour. It's The Rock flexing all ten million muscles in his ropa vieja legs. The Rock tweeted this picture of his fetus hatching thighs to his followers with the note:
Sometimes the most important victories are just for yourself. LEGS. #5KneeSurgeries #RupturedDiscs #StillFindAWay
For once, I can actually smell what The Rock is cooking and it smells like deep fried chicken gristle, boiled Muscle Milk, frothy sweat, jerkyfied leg veins, chili pork rinds and raw carne asada. That's the opposite smell of my daily workout which smells like piña colada lube, nectarine-scented Kleenex, raw cinnamon roll dough and desperation.
And yes, I'd hit it even though he'd probably break my taint bone and fracture my hip bone when we scissored.
via TooFab
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Just for yourself? And then you Tweet it all over the fucking Twitterverse? Hate that fake shit.
looks like bill belichik on roids
"Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it." Christopher Hitchens
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Fuck no. I like my men tall, skinny and British. (Obvs. Look at mah avie)
Back in the olden days, I set up a screen name same as a troll only with a period after it. He would post hi strong opinion, then I would post something taking it back and saying how stupid I was and then say the opposite. Folks were just to dull to tell the difference, that there was a period after my handle., and I just had a blast.
Folks have done the same to me. If the handle gets too muddied, just drop it and move on. Grace Jones probably wishes the both of these two would stop using her name.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by Gracejones on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 4:30pm.
I just realised that some skank is imitating me by calling themselves Grace Jones with an avatar of Grace Jones on this damn forum.
Do you own patent rights on Grace Jones? Pretty sure that person did not take the time to give a shit about "imitating" you before they registered their username.
Who's crank does he think he's yanking? This is a victory for sterioids.
It's not just the steroids and the HGH that make me say no. It's the STDs this man must have. Too many dangerous acronyms for wimpy me.
Submitted by Gracejones on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 4:30pm.
I just realised that some skank is imitating me by calling themselves Grace Jones with an avatar of Grace Jones on this damn forum.
Do you own patent rights on Grace Jones? Pretty sure that person did not take the time to give a shit about "imitating" you before they registered their username.
Between The Rock, Arnold, and Stallone, there isn't enough HGH available in pharmacies for under-sized children that actually need it...
if his body was regular, yes.
but like this? noooooo
I'd be so fixated on those legs, I'd forget what to do!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Hell yeah. The Rock is hot and seems funny and kind.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 12:56pm.
bitchSpray baby: I love your avie!
dirk, thanks so much, babes! i love it when people talk to me here (it doesn't happen very often)
Submitted by Helena: "I have always found this man attractive. Not at all my usual type, and yet ... YES."
Not in this current incarnation. But he seems like a nice affable guy with a ready smile. But he could throw down if necessary. That's attractive to me.
I definitely would. Not because of the muscles but he has something....sexy and charming .
Don't care about his legs. He was soooo handsome in "why did I get married." That smile! Hell yes I would.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
I just realised that some skank is imitating me by calling themselves Grace Jones with an avatar of Grace Jones on this damn forum. WTF???????????????????
When you have diseased looking bulges on your thighs that completely overshadow the bulge between your legs....I'll have to pass.
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The sound of the BR
Yep, I would. I'd hop on his micro peen and ride him like Seabiscuit!
Well, you can see why they're called "quads."
No hit! NO HIT!!!
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H8ters all of ya!
He strong. Like bull. *said in Natasha Fatale accent*
ETA: Is his right kneecap MIA?
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"Submitted by guest on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 1:37pm."
LMAOOOOO at your avie!!
Cat >^,,^<
I bet he has a teeny weeny peeny.
Why are his thighs a different color than his calves?
And no I would not.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 1:42pm.
^^^ You ain't NEVAH lied!!!^^^
I apologize for not considering the man meat, but as mentioned....bragging right.
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
FUCK YES!!! A million times YES! He's in the best shape he's ever been in. He probably uses HGH, not roids. Either way, I don't care. Peck pop of love FTW
I'd definitley (sp?) would hit it, specifically for bragging rights.
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
I love the Rock, he's sexy and charming with a million watt smile so I definitely would. One caveat though, he can't look like this indefinitely. I'm in fitness, & when I was younger I modeled, with that perspective I know that men who try to maintain this physique perpetually usually have body dysmorphia and disordered eating.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
The Rock seems okay, but this is a no. What's the point unless you're aiming to haul cargo by yourself.
And would he want even want if I'd be willing to hit it? For some reason, he strikes me as asexual.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 1:28pm.
CANNN YOU SMELLLL-L-L-L-LLLLL-L-L-LL WHAT THE FUCK IS COOKIN?!!
I'm glad to see you damn "ladies" aren't down with the muscle clowns...
*side-eyes dusty condom in wallet, picks teeth*
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Yup. Those muscle guys ain't got nuthin' on us real mens. Heeeey, how u doin, sugarboobs?
*scratches fat belly, rolls a booger*
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HTTR
My husband, reading over my shoulder says, Are you SURE that ain't Madonna? Are you Sure?
Go Verb Yourself!
Ugly shoes.
Submitted by flawsmosis on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 2:48pm.
His thighs ate them.
Where are his knees??!!?
His thighs are almost as big as Beyonce's.
Wow. At least he works out his legs. I hate when guys only focus on their upper half and they have tiny chicken legs.
Well, yeah, because It's The Rock. (I suspect that he gets a lot of those passes.)
My main quibble is whether he'd be able for it. Roids and all.
"#5KneeSurgeries #RupturedDiscs #StillFindAWay...
.....to abuse my legs even further! YAY!!"
Maybe not, I'm turned off by the plastic lawn.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 2:26pm.
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Thankee baby! I'll try to apply it, don't know if it'll work with my current configuration. My computer dumps every time I turn it off.
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I've always liked The Rock but I think he has issues with aging and now taking steroids, he never looked like that when he was younger and wrestling. In a few years he will be one of those gross old body builders like Slyvester Stalone and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Very few body builders allow themselves to age gracefully. Huell Howser is really the only one I can think of who went from being a body builder to being an older guy who is attractive for his age.
that is just disgusting.
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And high up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth
I can appreciate from a hard work standpoint. It's crazy what time and a lot of dedication can do, but who wants to look like that?
I love The Rock, but hell no. Muscle is good, but that's way too damn much. Also, why is he posing like that?
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"Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimson weed, I entice with my fragrance, but can provide no succor."
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Now I'm hungry for ropa vieja! I might hit it, but I'd be afraid his nips would poke my eyes out if I let him on top.
Ladies his legs aren't going to look like that 24/7 I mean obviously he had to do the ground work to get them there in the first place but they only look like this now because he's isolated his workout on his legs. I would think when he's not cranking them up his legs normal legs would just be solid and well shaped but not all roidy lookin.
No,NO,NO!
The only person who should be performing express yourself is Madge, I don't even like her, but I love that song!
I'd probably still hit it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/18/2012 - 1:46pm.
ethang, well, I have been called a gay man in a woman's body before....IDK, I think it's kinda hot, at least as a novelty fuck.....
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Wait! I find your online persona mightily attractive. Does that mean I'm really gay?
How big your clit is? lols
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Did you know constipation is a side effect of depression? Nothing worse than being unable to take a dump while you're down in the dumps.
Ick. Nast. No.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Dwayne Johnson? Oh HELL to the YAIS I would hit that boy so hard, always would, even if he weren't ripped. He's got a sweet face, and a smile that says "I love eatin' pussy!". Um, oh yeah, gimme some of dat...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
That kind of body is a tribute to narcissism. It's really infantile and ridiculous when you think about it, plus the result is often perceived as grotesque. I'm all for keeping in shape and all, but within reason.