Thursday, December 20th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Uri Gellar (66)
JoJo (22)
Anoop Desai (26)
Jonah Hill (29)
Lucy Pinder (29)
Lara Stone (29)
David Cook (30)
Ashley Cole (32)
Todd Phillips (42)
Chris Robinson (46)
Michael Badalucco (58)
Dick Wolf (66)

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 2:28am.

Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:30am.
This Uri guy was Michael Jackson's good friend.

Yeah, and he sold him out, like every other "good friend" MJ had.

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Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 2:21am.

It's my birthday today! Hb to my fellow uterus escapees. Happy to have been born!

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

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Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:37pm.

Submitted by MisterPatty on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 4:57pm.
Don't know most of these people but am shocked to learn Jonah Hill is only 29. He looks much older
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RIGHT!! That's why it is hilarious that they cast him in Superbad to play the part Seth Rogen wrote for himself but felt he was too old for. Seth is only a year older than Jonah and a hell of a lot better looking.

Submitted by MisterPatty on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:27pm.

Don't know most of these people but am shocked to learn Jonah Hill is only 29. He looks much older

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Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:10pm.

Uri looks like Stephen Colbert with a $100 "hip dad" haircut.

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Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 1:53pm.

Happy Birthday to all especially Dick Wolf. Thanks for the Law & Order franchise.

Jersey Strong

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:28pm.

Who, who, and who???
What a pathetic list.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:28pm.

Who, who, and who???
What a pathetic list.

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:16pm.

HB to Chris Robinson and Jonah Hill.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:49am.

MK you forgot a hot hot man with an awesome eyebrow situation -Happy 30th Birthday David Wright!!! Cutest third baseman in the world and Met for life.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:36am.

Yeah, no to this list.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:56am.

is triceps droop inevitable?

*sad face*

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God don't like ugly.

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Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:48am.

Happy birthday to Chris Robinson.
I miss the Black Crows. Screw you Kate Hudson/Yoko for breaking them up.
Remedy is my fave tune of theirs
http://youtu.be/5qD72NCJSkk

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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:47am.

Lmao at Joe Schmoe....I seriously just cackled so loud people turned to stare.

Hbd to dick wolf and Jonah hill....

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

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Submitted by Persistent Cat on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:46am.

Uri Geller could star as Beavis in a live-action movie.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:38am.

Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:54am.
That Uri dude looks like what Bruce Jenner would look like if he/she hadn't fucked with his/her face.
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Exactly. And that's what his peen does when PMK shimmies out of her spanx at bedtime.

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Submitted by Faloola Chong on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:35am.

God bless James Randi - http://youtu.be/M9w7jHYriFo It disgusts me this fraud managed to go onto even bigger things after it

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Submitted by bitchSpray on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:25am.

who?

Paquita's picture
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:24am.

That Uri dude looks like what Bruce Jenner would look like if he/she hadn't fucked with his/her face.

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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!

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Submitted by Orangina on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:22am.

He's like "I CAN BEND THINGS WITH MY MIND!"

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Submitted by oceanlover998 on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:22am.

...Happy Birthday to the 2 names I recognize...

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Haribo's picture
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:00am.

This Uri guy was Michael Jackson's good friend.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:00am.

CARRIED UNDERWEARS IS HOT, YES, MAYBE TALENTED I DO NOT KNOW BECAUSE COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS BUT I DO KNOW IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN THESE FUCKING WOMEN IN MY OFFICE SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS NON-STOP SO DON'T START YOUR SHIT WITH ME THIS MORNING, COKEYWHORE!!!!

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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:57am.

As for American Idol, I've never seen an episode but Carrie Underwears, Kelly Clarkson and Phillip Phillips (is he AI?) are talented as hell.

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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:55am.

Slow birthday day. I wouldn't bind being adopted by, or younger woman to, Duck Wolf. He howl me down to Chinatown with all that money.

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:48am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 11:03am.

And fuck David Cook and every other piece of shit AI winner/contestant/waste of fucking space... your music sucks, you suck, and ya mutha blows...
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LOL, THIS! Fuckin A...and well said I might add!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:47am.

Jack you left out Anoooooooooooop Desai!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:33am.

Happy freakin birthday to Lucy Pinder and her amazing rack!!! Hekki, they are real :P

And fuck David Cook and every other piece of shit AI winner/contestant/waste of fucking space... your music sucks, you suck, and ya mutha blows...

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"A Muppet and his money are soon parted." ~ Lu32Cy (aka Lucifer Sam)

"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:28am.

Happy Birfday to Dick Wolf!!!

Ba-buttons made me look at Lucy Pinder's boobies. They're quite fake, man. But they look exceptionally bouncy and fun, so I see the appeal.

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:14am.

Happy B-Day to Lucy Pinder's sweet, sweet jugs.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.

Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:11am.

Is Uri Geller a homosexual?

Submitted by MisterPatty on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 3:25pm.

He may as well be, magic is so gay

Submitted by runningwithscissors on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:05am.

When I see Dick Wolf's name I automatically hear the Law & Order "CHUNG CHUNG" in my head.

I bet it even plays when he pinches a loaf. And you know when he pinches a loaf it's straight money.

Happy Birthday to the man with the name of a boss -- DICK WOLF

http://youtu.be/-8lDYrvTILc

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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:04am.

Uri Gellar...I don't know who this dude is but he looks like a dude that would slip you roofies do strange things to you and take pictures while doing it.

Jonah Hill...don't mind him but thank God they took his POS cartoon Allen Gregory off the air, man I hated that show

David Cook....meh I can't get excited about anyone that sang in that Karaoke contest

Chris Robinson...I miss the days when kickass BANDS like The Black Crowes ruled the air waves

One of my favorite Black Crowes tunes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuSrc53QL4

Michael Badalucco...he was great as Baby Face Neslon in Oh Brother Where Are Thou

Happy Bday Sluts