The Quarterback Virgin And The Professional Beard Just Couldn't Make It Work
The "open" sign is back on the front door of Camilla Belle's Bearding Services, because she has stopped dating the virgin quarterback who regularly Facetimes with Jesus on his iPhone. Who knew that a devout Christian with his cherry firmly intact couldn't make it work with a ho who Taylor Swift says is a master at mattress acrobats (read: the squinty bitch called her a slut).
Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle started dating a couple of months ago and they were seen holding hands and doing kissing stuff at a bowling alley in Florida. They must've had one of those short-term contracts, because a source tells UsWeekly that it's over. I guess Camilla just didn't have a servant's heart, which is what Tim Tebow wants in a wife. He said this to Vogue a while ago:
"I've been blessed to have an amazing mom and two amazing sisters — so they set a very high standard. Obviously looks play a big part. Being attracted to someone plays a big part, but there's also so much more than that for me. It's about finding someone sweet and kind — and that has a servant's heart."
I'm actually surprised over this highly important news. Tim Tebow isn't going to let his peen kiss on a vagina until he's married and Camilla Belle was with a Jonas brother during his purity cock ring days, so she knows how it goes. Bitch probably quit Tim Tebow, because she got sick of doing butt sex all the time (side note: anybody who gets sick of butt sex is no friend of mine). Virgins LOVE butt sex.
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OMG. I've hated this douche for his insufferable holier-than-thou antics on field and off, but this "servant's heart".crap is beyond the pale. This is a role model? Sorry. This is just another way to marginalize women, a-hole, and I don't care if it is in your version of the holy bible. Douche.
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Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 2:30pm.
Hahaha! I'm sorry, but you really believe someone is "jealous" of someone who is "convicted" of abstaining from sex until marriage. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Possibly as dumb as waiting until one is married to have sex. WHY would anyone wait until they were married to have sex?
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Yes, I am sure people are jealous. As to the "why" would someone would wait; it is obvious you are not the type of person that would get anything of substance, so why bother. You sound very young, and very ignorant.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 2:30pm.
WHY would anyone wait until they were married to have sex?
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The same people that would buy a car without test driving it... fuckin idiots
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Great analogy. If you are used to driving and buying clunkers or lemons; then you should test drive it and have your mechanic test drive it and maybe your best friend too.
If you have saved and researched the car market and decide to invest in a Rolls Royce or a Ferrari or an Aston Martin you go to the dealership and purchase the car, sign the documents and registration; then you are free to test drive this car without the worry that everyone else has driven it. You know that this is a fine piece of machinery, assembled with care and attention to detail.
I think that is a very nice way to look at the prospect of marriage and saving yourself for that one special, lifetime partner.
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Don't people who are pro-life usually take an anti-abortion stance? To me pro-life and anti-abortion are the same thing. Explain the difference.
Submitted by Kukai-manini on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 4:40pm.
I see....if you have religious faith and are a virgin you must be gay. Only immoral atheists can see this latent behavior. Makes perfect sense to me.
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If you're such a Christian, then tell me, why are you reading such a vulgar website full of the liberals and atheists you so loathe? What attracts you to it since you are so morally superior to the rest of us?
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 2:30pm.
WHY would anyone wait until they were married to have sex?
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The same people that would buy a car without test driving it... fuckin idiots
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Submitted by Kukai-manini on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:07am.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:27pm.
I don't mind Camilla Belle, but Tebow is a bit too sanctimonious for my taste. People who go on and on about their virginity, are often the dirtiest sluts IRL, don't you find? ugh ;p
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How many times has Tebow talked publicly about his virginity??? Not many....I could find one instance where he was being interviewed that he talked about his beliefs on sex before marriage.
I hardly call that sanctimonious.
Seems like a lot of jealously from folks who don't have the willpower of their convictions to wait for intimacy until they are married or don't understand the thinking behind those convictions.
So easy to tear down people who have a value system....too bad that we don't support them.
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Hahaha! I'm sorry, but you really believe someone is "jealous" of someone who is "convicted" of abstaining from sex until marriage. That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Possibly as dumb as waiting until one is married to have sex. WHY would anyone wait until they were married to have sex?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:51pm.
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LOL Louise, a jock virgin would so fall for that. *Making crazyinjapan face* And dumping Squinty Taylor because she was too "skanky" just takes the fake virgin cake, bwahahahaa! ;D
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Submitted by Kukai-manini on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:46am.
Which begs the question....where are the other 76% being performed???
Hmmmmmm...
Yet all people can do is hate on PP for aborting all the kids in the world!( all....24%?).
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Submitted by luvmehateme on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:35am.
Yeah, I am sure your portion of that $300 has been killing you and your finances. If you knew some of the real dumb shit your "taxes" pay for..I assure you you would realize that your money has been wasted for YEARS! My fucking pre cancerous cells were discovered by planned parenthood when I had NO job and they basically charged me a whopping $200 to save my life...so excuse me if I have no fucks to give for your sanctimonious rant about baby killing....because I am sure, in your mind, that is all PP does.
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First off, I am happy that that you received some help from PP that benefited you.
How do you know how much my tax allotment to PP is? I don't think the amount is necessarily important be it $30 to $30,000.
Women don't want to be told what to do with their bodies which is fine but people shouldn't have to pay for abortions if they don't believe in it. The government shouldn't be involved in this at all.
24% of all abortions are being conducted by PP.
Did she dump him before or after the Jets? HA!
Overrated idiot needs to go teach sunday school or something.
Maybe Florida will have him back as a ball boy?
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Submitted by Kukai-manini on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:10pm.
Yeah, I am sure your portion of that $300 has been killing you and your finances. If you knew some of the real dumb shit your "taxes" pay for..I assure you you would realize that your money has been wasted for YEARS! My fucking pre cancerous cells were discovered by planned parenthood when I had NO job and they basically charged me a whopping $200 to save my life...so excuse me if I have no fucks to give for your sanctimonious rant about baby killing....because I am sure, in your mind, that is all PP does. Just kill the babies. Not screen those who can't afford for issues, not educate those who do not have the resources of a family doctor and definitely not provide prenatal care to those that have chosen to keep their babies. Just kill them...that's all they do.
Infanticide on your hands for paying taxes? Get bent.
You and your "value system" can go fuck yourselves. I suppose since most people tend to like sex, then one must surmise that we have none of this said value system. Just because you are a virgin doesn't mean that we all have to be.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:27pm.
I don't mind Camilla Belle, but Tebow is a bit too sanctimonious for my taste. People who go on and on about their virginity, are often the dirtiest sluts IRL, don't you find? ugh ;p
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How many times has Tebow talked publicly about his virginity??? Not many....I could find one instance where he was being interviewed that he talked about his beliefs on sex before marriage.
I hardly call that sanctimonious.
Seems like a lot of jealously from folks who don't have the willpower of their convictions to wait for intimacy until they are married or don't understand the thinking behind those convictions.
So easy to tear down people who have a value system....too bad that we don't support them.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:26pm.
I can't find a gif of the one I wanted, but this reminded me of the movie PCU.
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Jock #1: [at a party] What's up, babes?
Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!
Jock #1: [holds up a beer] You want a brewdog?
Womynist #1: We're not interested in your penis!
Womynist #2: Wait, wait, I think he's offering us a beer.
[turns to jock, speaks slowly]
Womynist #2: Um... Yes. We, would like, a beer.
Jock #1: Okay!
[turns around to get a beer]
Womynist #1: So it's like, if you're nice to them, they *bring* you things?
Womynist #2: Exactly.
Whamo, watch out, Camilla Belle has her eye on you right now, can't you tell? lol Now, stop vacillating and get on all fours! *cracks whip* ;p
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:26pm.
*cops a rape culture feel of Reason's boob
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Wha wha what!! I have GOT to stop this sleep texting, this is like the third time this week!
* slowly steps away backward, quietly closes thread door*
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Can't make a Mossberg joke now for obvious reasons but there IS a hole with your name on it in the meadow next door.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:26pm.
*cops a rape culture feel of Reason's boob
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Wha wha what!! I have GOT to stop this sleep texting, this is like the third time this week!
* slowly steps away backward, quietly closes thread door*
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 10:26pm.
*cops a rape culture feel of Reason's boobs*
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I reap you Wham, and you will enjoy it. Now strip, hahaha <333
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Hi Whamo, happy Thursday (my Friday) *sticks out tongue and squints*. I don't mind Camilla Belle, but Tebow is a bit too sanctimonious for my taste. People who go on and on about their virginity, are often the dirtiest sluts IRL, don't you find? ugh ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:14pm.
Oh Whamo, I got no appetite for puny cookie dough sludge today. LOL, and screw this virginal quarterback.
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Hey there Reason, sorry I had address my other favourite fanatic, don't worry I won't let it ruin my night I'm actually in a great mood:)
*cops a rape culture feel of Reason's boobs*
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:18pm.
"Virgins LOVE butt sex."
No, they don't. Women have no prostates. They get nothing out of butt sex. They go along with it so that they don't lose their boyfriends.
Typical male thinking, to project their desires onto the female. Also absolves them of any responsibility for pressuring women into doing something most women hate doing.
Rape culture.
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It must be nice to be able to speak to what ALL women like and think and what ALL men like and think.
I'm not sure about this rape culture you speak of but once again you insinuate ALL men are the ones that created not only it but indeed all the ills of the world. I think we should put you in charge of wiping us off the face of the earth because apparently there is not only no need for us but the world would be a better place without our proclivity to RAPE everyone and everything.
Anyway whether you want to believe it or not and while it certainly isn't for all women and I respect any woman's feelings on it one way or the other I personally know of many who not only enjoy it but they don't need a man around and take care of their personal choice when they are "taking care of themselves"
You're so deluded in your little world of hate you actual think you do in fact know what EVERYONE really thinks and feels, it must be nice to have it all figured out, you really should teach a class or something.
Submitted by luvmehateme on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by Kukai-manini on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:58pm.
Geez. I didn't know that "kids" grew in stomachs.
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Clever.
And the point is no....they are not all from tweakers. Some are from high powered attorneys who don't want kids in their lives. Still, amazingly, those that aren't being terminated from your "stomach" still aren't any of your business.
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Not my business, but when money that I pay in taxes goes to Planned Parenthood to pay for terminations then it is very much our business. I don't support infanticide. I don't want the taint of murder on my hands in any capacity.
Is Camilla Belle trying to be the next Bond girl? I would totally send this picture in as my audition if I were her.
Girlfromipanema, I applaud your effort, I will put the glove on my pinkey finger rather than the thumb. Monster poop doesn't deserve one of my famous prostate rubs, you are right, hehehe :P
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Within - I'm aware of our resident douche. I just wanted to point out how completely unholy they are. I know my Bible shit. I was raised by a very strict religious mother... Except she actually strives to be "Christ-like".
Something tells me cookie dough likes it rough. Leave the lube at home.
Submitted by luvmehateme on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:25pm.
LMFAO!!!
I truly wonder about women who proclaim to "LOVE" butt sex. I know people are into their own shit...but I always think "Really?...Really?"
I pull a dolphin every time a guy asks.."Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh" and violently shake my head!
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Yeah, I tried that mess once, and NO THANK YOU! Couldn't have any poo babies for,like, a week!!! But like I said, my asshole has a price tag on it, I'm not gonna lie...It's just EXTREMELY high...Like you have to buy my throbbing ass a house or some shit. Otherwise, getchu ass sex somewheres else.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:25pm.
LMFAO!!!
I truly wonder about women who proclaim to "LOVE" butt sex. I know people are into their own shit...but I always think "Really?...Really?"
I pull a dolphin every time a guy asks.."Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh" and violently shake my head!
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 8:19pm.
Why.The.Fuck.Are.You.On.This.Site?
You have 0 in common with 90% of the people on dlisted. Why are you reading a site by a flamer if you hate flamers????? I am sure Charles Stanley has a site for you....
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:16pm.
"Virgins LOVE butt sex."
No, they don't. They go along with it so that they don't lose the dude.
Typical male thinking, to project their desires onto the female. Also absolves them of any responsibility for pressuring women into doing something most of them hate doing.
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Yeah, no dude I know of is worth a bloody, swollen asshole...unless he's paid in cash up front. What? *Applies Prep H to asshole and sits on inflatable donut*. Hey, a check's a check.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by girlfromipanema on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 9:15pm.
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Raw cookie dough is a slut who babbles to get others excited. Goof likes a prostate rub just like all the others. :P
*puts finger glove on... he he he*
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"Virgins LOVE butt sex."
No, they don't. Women have no prostates. They get nothing out of butt sex. They go along with it so that they don't lose their boyfriends.
Typical male thinking, to project their desires onto the female. Also absolves them of any responsibility for pressuring women into doing something most women hate doing.
Rape culture.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
Oh Whamo, I got no appetite for puny cookie dough sludge today. LOL, and screw this virginal quarterback. Can't with these fake ass slut bitches. Tebow and Squinty Tay Tay WOULD BE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHA. Loosers.
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CookieMonster - if you were a true Christian, you'd one: know that Jesus never said anything about homosexuals, two: you would be more loving and Christ-like in your posts, three: not judge others as God commanded, and, lastly not pull that bullshit out of your ass and attribute it to Jesus. Don't worry, the dlisted crowd will all be in hell with you. You can bash us for all eternity!
Faux Christians are the worst.
9:00pm.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:05pm.
Yet he spent an inordinate amount of his time with 12 men and never married...
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:05pm.
Oh bullshit, Jesus himself was a radical liberal. Helping the poor, rejecting the establishment, feeding the masses, healing the sick
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Oh yes and let's not forget he said HOMOS would NOT ENTER HIS KINGDOM. LOL how sad it must be that you deny that even Jesus hated your sin...
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Yet he spent an inordinate amount of his time with 12 men and never married...
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:50pm.
Oh the liberals just love to spew hate at Christians... hmm, where's all the TOLERANCE (your buzzword you love to throw around when Muslims and non-Christians are being heckled)?
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We call out radicals hypocrites and FUNDAMENTALITS of all religions. Show us for instance were we asked for tolerance when the scumbag radical Muslim Taliban shot that girl in the head. Nobody here suggested for a second we should be tolerant with those fuckers. We goof on Christians when they are vocally trying to impose their views on everyone else. The same stands for Muslims and anyone else that suggest their way is THE way.
You really seem to dislike most people here so why do you want to be around people you don't have the same values with, I mean why bother?
Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:05pm.
Oh bullshit, Jesus himself was a radical liberal. Helping the poor, rejecting the establishment, feeding the masses, healing the sick
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Oh yes and let's not forget he said HOMOS would NOT ENTER HIS KINGDOM. LOL how sad it must be that you deny that even Jesus hated your sin...
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 7:22pm.
You win. Let's start with cock and balls and "progress"....
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 12:50pm.
Oh the liberals just love to spew hate at Christians... hmm, where's all the TOLERANCE (your buzzword you love to throw around when Muslims and non-Christians are being heckled)?
Just because he's not a sexual deviant, doesn't mean he's not healthy. He's just not a whore, I know, a concept very few would understand on this forum.
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Submitted by luvmehateme on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:30pm.
Leave my fucking bits out of the convo and I will leave your cock and balls out of mine.
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Ok, that's not gonna work out in my plan for us this evening... perhaps we could talk about ONE of them and if all goes smoothly, progress to the other person's "private squares" as the lead topic of discussion. Your feedback is most welcomed.
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Submitted by Kukai-manini on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 4:40pm.
I see....if you have religious faith and are a virgin you must be gay.
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Oh the liberals just love to spew hate at Christians... hmm, where's all the TOLERANCE (your buzzword you love to throw around when Muslims and non-Christians are being heckled)?
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Oh bullshit, Jesus himself was a radical liberal. Helping the poor, rejecting the establishment, feeding the masses, healing the sick, standing up to authority...ect. Only Neo-con idiots believe Jesus would have anything to do with the bastardization of his teachings that Republicans claim to be Christianity.
I call B.S on Teboring being a virgin.
Submitted by Kukai-manini on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 5:58pm.
Geez. I didn't know that "kids" grew in stomachs.
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Clever.
And the point is no....they are not all from tweakers. Some are from high powered attorneys who don't want kids in their lives. Still, amazingly, those that aren't being terminated from your "stomach" still aren't any of your business.
Take care of that indigestion.
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Geez. I didn't know that "kids" grew in stomachs. Maybe that is why i get so much indigestion. Are all pregnancy terminations from crackhead mothers? There are over 3500 terminations per day in the US and all are from tweakers?
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...He did an anti-abortion ad during Superbowl a few years ago...
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No you are wrong. He did an ad that was 'pro-life'. It had nothing to do with abortion.
She dumps him on the same week that the Jets demote him to number 3 quarterback on their depth chart, and it's the jets, Merry Christmas.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 12/20/2012 - 4:58pm.
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Don't let anyone hear you say that! (The Spurrier comment)
I'm a little later than you. I'm '09. My sister has been visiting Athens all week ('11). That bitch.
Actually, part of being a super devout Christian is "testifying."
"Testifying" flagrant hypocrisy at least.