Lindsay Lohan Is Too Pristine To Kiss This Dirty, Nasty Thing
Lindsay Lohan is as pure as a morning dew drop on a freshly bloomed daffodil's petal and her lips are as untouched as a newborn kitten's asshole before it takes its inaugural shit, so of course she wouldn't want to dirty herself up by kissing on a wart-ridden, sore-covered, filthy bag of sucio. TMZ says that Lindsay Lohan's scenes with Charlie Sheen for Scary Movie 5 were the most terrifying scenes ever written in the history of scene writing, because the script called for them to touch mouths at least three times. They didn't touch mouths three times, though. They barely touched mouths at all, because LiLo refused to kiss Charlie. LiLo knows where Charlie's mouth has been, because her skank mouth has been to some of the same places.
TMZ's source says that on shooting day, Charlie and LiLo got into bed together and he was down to smear his crack smoke-covered lips all over the rubber slugs on her mouth, but she wouldn't do it. They both put their signatures on a release saying that they didn't have cold sores on their mouths, but she still wouldn't kiss him and nobody knows why. TMZ's source says that before they even started shooting, LiLo told her friends that she didn't want to mouth hump on Charlie. Even if Charlie marinated his lips in vodka for 12 hours she wouldn't want to kiss him. Even if Charlie removed his dentures and put in teeth made of cocaine she wouldn't want to kiss him. LiLo didn't want any of that.
They tried to use a body double (aka horny ass White Oprah), but it didn't really work so most of the kissing crap was cut out.
I know this is like the oozing open sore saying "Don't get near me, you're gross!" to the oozing open sore, but you still have to give it to Lindsay Lohan. Bitch was probably snorting kitty litter cut with coke off of Charlie's crusty taint in his dressing room, but when it came time to kiss him in front of people, she suddenly grew standards. She basically called Charlie a nasty bitch in front of everyone and he still gave her $100,000. Ho is delusional, but you can't hate her hustle. Besides, Charlie should know that most smart whores never kiss on the mouth. Now if the scene called for LiLo to kiss Charlie's other lips, it would've been a different (and more horrifying) story.
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Hookers will give you a BJ but not actual kissing on the lips.
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Lohan with Sheen in Scary Movie 5, seeing her probation revoked (I'd fast-forward to about 1:50; the rest is crap):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2252054/Thats-tempting-fate...
"Submitted by beeharbour on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 9:03pm.
So she read this script which is based entirely on her mocking herself, she didn't want to mock herself; it called for her to kiss Charlie Sheen numerous times, she didn't want to kiss Charlie Sheen at all. What was the reason the moron signed on to do it?"
The only words this bitch saw were "movie" and "money." It was reported that she skipped out in script readings and rehearsals. She blindsided herself, then got all hysterical victim pneumonia living the dream mega-deuce droppin cray.
"This world is a whore."
We (HEART!) Charlie because Charlie is all-man!
Charlie is a 100% str8 tuna-tasting fish-fucking hetro dude!
Puppy.. I nominate you for Charlie Sheens life coach! Just don't sign the goddess or confidentiality contract.. We need details...;)
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Puppy..if you can have heroin chic... Can you have a haute meth?
LoL on the floppy hairpiece.. Now every time I see Charlie I'm going to be looking at the meth mouth and floppy hair piece...:::he was so cute... Wtf?
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LOL, not sure, VOB--but why not? A Haute Meth sounds about right!
What kills me is, Carlos has more money than God and he has not one fuck to give about getting those nasty teef fixed/whitened and visiting a decent wig professional. For Fuck's Sake, at least brush with Crest 3D toothpaste--that shit works!
I firmly believe this is a MAJOR reason why she never stays in jail:
By our last estimate, Lohan could owe $50,000 for each time she has been sent to jail -- already a $250,000 base fee -- and pay as much as $2,400 per hour in lawyers' fees.
She is much more profitable for the judicial system in the wild.
Puppy..if you can have heroin chic... Can you have a haute meth?
LoL on the floppy hairpiece.. Now every time I see Charlie I'm going to be looking at the meth mouth and floppy hair piece...:::he was so cute... Wtf?
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Edited for auto correct.. Grrrr
Has anyone in the history of Hollywood lost their looks as thoroughly as Charlie Sheen? Damn, he used to be so handsome. As someone pointed out upthread, his father is literally FAR hotter than he is.
It's not totally hopeless, though. Gain some weight, fix your teeth, get a decent hairpiece that doesn't flop around so obviously, and cut down on the cigs to maybe two packs a day from five. That would be a start.
She didn't want her Hep B mixing with his Hep C
So why didn't she get fired if she refused to kiss him? She's barely a d-list celeb. They shouldn't hire body doubles for her, only a-list and b-list actors should get that privilege. SMH
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So she read this script which is based entirely on her mocking herself, she didn't want to mock herself; it called for her to kiss Charlie Sheen numerous times, she didn't want to kiss Charlie Sheen at all. What was the reason the moron signed on to do it?
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Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 6:35pm.
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HAahahahah :P
Even Martin Sheen looks hotter than Charlie these days. Without even trying. How sad. And for the record, I don't blame Lilo one bit. I would never.
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Maybe that is the difference between a whore and an actress, a whore will NEVER kiss you.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
With all the crack pipes, bongs, vodka bottles, other womens titties & clits, and the dicks of all the random strangers & rich hotel owners she's sucked, it's hilarious she'd "draw the line" at kissing someone...
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Ya put his picture next to Sam Ronson's and it really doesn't much make much sense.
A cum dumpster thinks Sheen is grosser than she is??? Can I get a big fat HAHAHAHAHA here???
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as much of a disgusting junkie he could have been and have gone on a mad rampage when fired from 2.5 men, it's still better than Lohans expenses. maybe she'll wake up at 50? From the looks of her mother, not a chance. this has to end with her and that entire family.
why isn't she in jail for failing to pay 2 years her taxes? really she has a more extensive criminal record than a serial rapist.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 3:01pm.
http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2012/11/charlie-sheen-gives-away-ent...
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For some reason, that makes me want to slap him. Yeah, it's great, but I'm jealous as fuck. I want to be so wealthy that I can just give away 250k like it's no big deal.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the next room hosting a Christmas pity party.
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I'll bring the eggnog and tissues.
I was thinking after seeing Lohans 2012 revenue:debt earnings, that if I saw her at a nightclub somehow her face would meet my fist, for no reason. no reason at all. Is it ever frustrating.
and yeah 250K in one day of doing practically nothing. those directors have money to burn. and scary movie 5??? really?
What a shame what drugs,has done to Charlie. He used to be really handsome. He can't reverse that damage
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Submitted by CodeRed on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 3:01pm.
http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2012/11/charlie-sheen-gives-away-ent...
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For some reason, that makes me want to slap him. Yeah, it's great, but I'm jealous as fuck. I want to be so wealthy that I can just give away 250k like it's no big deal.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the next room hosting a Christmas pity party.
WHOA! Holy dialated pupil hell!
here it is (200K for SM5) still less than 250K. her earnings and debts for 2012.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/17/lindsay-lohan-money-actress-ear...
unbelievable. who with a criminal jail record and notorious insurance risk junkie gets the opportunity to make millions instead of being condemned to flip burgers, if lucky, or hired at all anywhere.
correct me if I'm wrong, but her role in that movie was a 30K paycheck.
certainly not anywhere close to Charlies range (250K, he all gave away to charity and her). Cuz they belong in the same sentence. Really.
who you looking down at nasty ho. if it's another way to look at it.
GG - she had to pay thousands to repair the clogged trailer toilets, taken from her paycheck.
Hekki,
Your knowledge of Lillian Gish is impressive.
Ok, so let me get this straight she got HER paycheck plus the 100k Charlie gave her? And she still hasnt payed the IRS??? Fuck her! I hope they go after her like a loan shark.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2012/11/charlie-sheen-gives-away-ent...
...and then he sends her 100K and she doesn't even text a thank you.
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
I love that she'll suck Terry Ricahrdson's dick but not Charlie's...
A million and one actresses would probably kill just for a small role like this. Actresses that would actually show up to work...and actually WORK.
So tired of this bratty chick that cannot stop being such a pain in the ass. Go away, already.
If she was an actress that actually had some merit, then maybe I could sort of understand about kissing Charlie. WE all know that cold sores and viruses are still very easily transmitable even when no active outbreak is present. It does not necessarily matter...it's just that they have both done MUCH worse.
Everyone on here is also corret - Carlos is actually a GOOD actor. It's such a bummer...I like alot of his movies from the 1980s. He was such a handsome guy. The drugs have effed him up big-time. It's not JUST age.
She can't kiss someone as gross as her. Its a self-loathing thing I think.
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Can't say I blame her.
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she's become such a huge target for anything - broken trailer toilets she ended up paying for anyway - to everything. It's trivial. Still, pretentious, having signed up for the movie for a hefty paycheck she desperately needs.
So I'll pass on this is one. She has much greater problems, severe issues and worries (court hearing on probation violation, IRS hot on her tail, insurmountable debts that keep piling up) and hope 2013 see'd her on her way out. Don't care whether it's rehab or jail (as if) but just gone. It's for everyone's best, including hers. Although, I don't think she'll ever be sane and always have entitlement issues, even at 70, if she makes it that far. Whack job.
Well look who has standards.
And he STILL wrote that bitch a cheque. The memo line said "Bet you'll kiss me now".
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
carlos is disgusting, but lilo is more gross to me...she has zero standards when it comes to who can provide her crack and coke...
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Reading this made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Normally I'd be "yeah, yeah, Pot, you're plenty black yourself." It's been really looking like Lindsay girl is afraid of Charlie Sheen. Getting her down there was like pulling teeth, then she didn't want to kiss him. Kind of gets me wondering what she's afraid of, what does she know? Maybe he has something, HepC or HIV.
That toilet clogger is certainly the epitome of class and cleanliness!
Thanks PSL, just wish I wasnt so curious now...*looks for brain bleach*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I believe that it is traditional for prostitutes NOT to kiss johns and Carlos on the mouth. Ich, nasty!
GG, Blowhan was in LOVE with Paris back in 2007, when you'd see her tagging along with P and Britney. Paris tortured her for months...
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 1:17pm.
You're probably right.
Anyone know when that shitfest The Canyons is supposed to come out? It *is* Oscar season.
NEW POST! *gags & cries*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Lisbet - *gags* You are right. And knowing how diminished a heavy smoker's sense of smell it, Charlie probably thinks he smells great!
GG - Lol @ manure. His fingers are nasty, yeah, but imagine how filthy his nostrils are. You put a Kleenex up there, and that thing would come out blacker than his jacket.
*spews bagel*
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Charlie may be a cracked out delusional cokemonster but he has one thing that Blohan lacks: talent. She's not fit to kiss his crackpipe.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Blowhan ate out Paris??? :O *splashes self with holy water and lights sage*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 12:39pm.
Um...you used to eat SamRo's box. So, let's not pretend to be so chaste, shall we?
LOL! (Err, this highly important news story might just be hype for the lousy movie or to keep her name in the press. And don't they have dental dams and stuff?)
Submitted by SoulTaker: "Charlie seriously looks as old as my father in that pic, and my father is about to turn 79 years old."
No shit, my 67 year old dad = Charlie in that photo. And he was a smoker and alkie, too. I guess the difference is the drugs...
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 1:02pm.
Right? Charlie smokes so much his bunghole is probably nicotine stained.
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Thank you for taking me there! *gags again...only harder*
If the likes of him and Lohan let their pig flag fly in those areas of their bodies the public can see, just imagine....
*gaaaaaaag*
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