Night Crumbs
The most elegant goddess in the world and the pride of Germany, Micaela Schäfer, is a beautiful Christmas angel. Take in the yule tide glory of her shaved crotch while I call Germany's version of the ASPCA - Drunken Stepfather
"What's a school bus?" said Beyonce right before she posed in front of one - Lainey Gossip
Everyone's on acid in this messed up Arnold Schwarzenegger Christmas video. Everyone, even the children - The Superficial
Senator Daredevil has a terrifying ring to it - Towleroad
A hard-tittied rose blooms in Barbados - Hollywood Tuna
Happy Fappalooza Friday! - The Berry
Can we get video of Sharon Stone acting crazy at her son's school, because that sounds like her greatest performance since Diabolique - Celebitchy
Russell Crowe = the face of your worst hangover - Just Jared
Kat Von D is lasering Vanilla Gorilla off of her body - ICYDK
Didn't Tommy Girl wear that coat in Valkyrie? Is it the same one? Naw, it can't be. That one looks bigger than a child's size XS - Popoholic
Keri Russell's got Justin Bieber's 2011 hair on her head and it's not the look - Popsugar
James Franco still thinks he's a messiah to the gay community - OMG Blog
Kelly Brook and a banana - Hollywood Rag
Those Christmas tree strawberries look like something found on a Kleenex - Cityrag
The MTV Movie Awards still exist and Rebel Wilson is hosting them - Moe Jackson
The This End of the World trailer needs more jokes about James Franco sucking peen - I'm Not Obsessed
Instragram changed their policies after Pimp Mama Kris threatened to flash Bruce Jenner's tits at them if they didn't - IDLYITW
Meet the man who is overdosing on ass every night - Necole Bitchie
Tracy Anderson knows that GOOPY was wearing a fat suit in Shallow Hal, right? - Jezebel
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Micaela Schäfe's band-aid jobby looked better on Milla Jovovich as Lilu in "The Fifth Element".
Why? I didn't feel dirty for lookin' at Milla.
The shirtless Friday boys actually look of age this week. Yum. #15 please.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Whoa @ Shirtless Friday guys! Goodness gracious....
My favorites are the guy with suspenders, the guy in camo pants and the guy who is holding a ladder on his back for some inexplicable reason.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Picturing Kat D as a 80 yr old with those tats churns my stomach bile.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Take some notes Anne Hathaway!
She covered her snatch at the same time keeping the integrity intact of the designer!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by CashewTime. on Sat, 12/22/2012 - 2:53am.
...... I would especially take any of the hairy ones. Okay, so that should make divvying them up easier.
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We gonna have to share the REAL menzz! ; )
Dang! Serena is built like a brick shithouse. Are we sure she's not carrying an abundance of XY chromosomes?
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That Jodie Marsh chick has the strangest tits.
Yeah, lol, 'cept for lumpy dudes, the Berry is a treat!
No. 14 is my fave.
Oh my. I would take all the Berry boys except the ones with tumors (there's two of them) and the last one because I don't like breasteses. I would especially take any of the hairy ones. Okay, so that should make divvying them up easier.
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"I don't think anything can separate anything that's super-connected. "
-LeAnn Rimes
I'm sad they didn't have any Jimmy Q III on that list of hot bitches. I'm not usually in to tatted hipstery skater lookin dudes, but he rings my bell.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Tracey was trying to say that goopy was skinny fat in cuntanese however goopy is and always will be a obnoxious boring cow !
This nude dude in the Santa hat is hideously fugly faced. Poor doggy.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Okay, I had to check out the shirtless Friday dudes....
2, 8, 10, lucky #13, 18 (omg 18), 19 (nevermind 18, I'll be with 19, if you need me), and 23 (those eyes!).
Only #2 and #18 on that shirtless list make my ladybusiness want to do the conga. #21 looks about 17. #26 is Jeremiah Johnson - NO.
Anderson, who just released a workout DVD to make children 10 and up "teeny tiny," ends the interview with a humble brag, "But the nice thing is, any time I'm testing on someone the bargain is that don't worry, whatever happens to you I can undo. I hate to say it, it's my gift."
OMG She sounds like someone I would want to kick with a heavy boot.
LOL Hotmami!! Navy brat here, good catch. ;)
Lol @ "as you were". Sweeta's disapproval is so strong that she had to use military speak.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
#23, come to mama. And bitch put some clothes on. You are not all that, a little that maybe. Not you, #23, as you were.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 10:03pm.
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LOL at getting a peen tattoo. :) Put nicknames but no names or faces, so true. Yup, Kat looks nasty but that has little to do with the artwork it's just her.
And all theBerry boys are delectable, mmm mmm. ;p
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Fuck! I left my screen up and now my son wants one of those koalaswim dick hammocks.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh, Kat Von D.
I am something of a tattoo addict (13...and counting?), but I would never get a dude's name/face/dick tattooed onto my body.
I have lines from a couple poems and a song lyric that remind me of a guy from the past and my future husband, but I figure if the worst happens I can just say that I really like the quotes and leave it at that. :P
Also, that pic is bordering on beastiality. Fucking nasty.
ETA: 13 and 2.
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Great Shirtless Friday - I don't know where to look.
My faves are #2, 4, 8, 9, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 18, 25, 29.
Would absolutely marry #4 and #18.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 8:36pm.
I have no idea who this woman is
Hiya, Pushy <3
Pretty much no one knows who da fuq she is. I guess she's one of those skanks, like Phoebe Price, whom Michael K loves "ironically".
Submitted by Secret Original on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 8:23pm.
If that End of the World movie also stars the guy who made posting "+1" a thing then its cast includes everyone I hate.
I think I love you.
i dont care how fucking perfect your body is, you just don't walk around in that shit. your self-worth is more than what your body looks like.
kat von d should know that it's bad luck to have someone's name tattoo'd on you. yet she just keeps on doing it. she's braindead.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
HAHAHA @ the comment to the Tracey Anderson story on Jezebel:
"Miss Anderson, as I grab you by your extensions and hold you several inches off the ground (for although I have an ass that would cause you to faint I am strong like a horse) children ten and up do not need to be teeny-tiny. They need to be strongy-wongy, healthy-wealthy and happy-wappy. You however need to fucky-wucky offy-woffy the planet."
My new curse: "You need to fucky-wucky offy-woffy"
LMAO.
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Isn't #17 on The Berry the guy who accused Elmo of sexing him?
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
OMG, what is that semi naked whore doing near my beloved Brandenburger Tor?
Hekki & Zorba, I was going to pick up Tracy's dvds. :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Sharon lied about being a member of Mensa? I didn't know that. In retrospect, that's a dumb lie to tell as it's easily checked.
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Doesn't Kat Von D have her ex husband's portrait on her thigh? So why is she bothering getting Jesse's picture lasered off? Why doesn't she just add Dead Mau5 to the collection?
ETA: found this gem from an interview with Kat Von D...
I heard you were in a race to get your boyfriend Orbi’s name tattooed on you.
No, I wasn’t. But everything escalated fast with Orbi. It’s all or nothing. I’m not gong to pussyfoot around the fact that I’m in love and I get tattooed all the time, so it only makes sense that I would get his name after a short period of time. I have almost 10 Orbi-related tattoos now. I got the letter ‘A’ on my hand for his first name, Alex. I got ‘Orbi’ right under my boobs. I got ‘Bricks of Brooklyn’ on my stomach, which he actually tattooed. It’s because we were driving through Brooklyn once and he said to me, ‘I love you more than all the bricks in Brooklyn.’ I looked around and there were like a million bricks everywhere. It was the most awesome thing ever, so I told him I loved him more than all the lifted trucks in Orange County. You have to be from here to get that, but that’s a lot of trucks.
If you ever had to break up and change the Orbi tattoo, what would you do?
Change it to ‘Morbid,’ duh. No, I’d keep it. My first tattoo was an Olde English ‘J’ on my ankle for my first love, James, and I’d never cover that shit up. I have lots of people’s names on me and it’s not so much like, ‘Oh, I’m gonna regret my ex-husband’s name on my neck,’ it’s more like a time in my life that I don’t regret. I don’t regret my divorce either. I’ll rock it forever.
Does it make Orbi cry to look at your body and see all these other dudes’ names all over you?
No. Not at all. You don’t even notice it after while. The one cover up I am going to do is the portrait of my ex-husband I have down there.
Zorba, I agree 100% with everything you said about Tracy Anderson. She's like the tailor who "dressed" the Emperor. HAHAHAHAHHA.
I have no idea who this woman is and I do not even want to look at her bald pussy.
That dog though is adorable and he really loves her.
If that End of the World movie also stars the guy who made posting "+1" a thing then its cast includes everyone I hate.
She constantly shows off her body because it kind of takes away from her man face...kind of...
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by Saix on Fri, 12/21/2012 - 7:50pm.
Why would anyone have a boyfriend/girlfriend tattooed on their body
It is just about the dumbest thing anyone can do, and there are a LOT of dumb people out there.
Eeew, pube stubble.
You don't need to be a member of Mensa to know that Stone would be the worst kind of hovering school mom. Roan is the kid she adopted with the komodo-bitten-ex Phil Bronstein.
Didn't that moron Kat Von Dumbshit say that all of her tattoos mark different moments in her life and some hippie shit how she owns the good and the bad? Well Kunt, why are you lasering him off? Maybe you should erase those stoopid stars from your face too.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
At least Micaela has that pink fiberglass insulation to keep her warm.
What Twat Muffin said!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I don't think that Micaela thing was born a woman. That doggeh is sure cute, though.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"LEAVE THE COUNTRY BEARS ALLLLLOOONEEEE!!!!"
-- christine the hoff
Why would anyone have a boyfriend/girlfriend tattooed on their body anyway? Unless you are 1000000000000000000% certain you'll stay with them forever, it's terribly stupid to do so. I'm looking at you Johnny Depp. Wino forever.
Nice nips Michaela but you did not need the wings, too much. And that doggy looks happeh.
<3 the Holy Shirtless Friday. The naughty smiles are so niiiice! :)
James << Davy, forever.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Tracy Anderson is such a manipulative, passive-aggressive cunt and I love it.
I have to give this short, scrappy, weird-looking little troll credit for making a fortune mining the insecurities of vain, shallow, rich and famous women. She could not have picked a more appropriate clientele base. With Goopy, she probably picked up on Goop's fears about getting older, being cheated on by Chris Martin, competing with young hot starlets, etc. Tracy's probably a decent trainer but she runs a good mental game. Well played, little troll.
Kat Von D should purchase the bulk discount package at the laser tattoo removal joint because she has terrible taste and judgment.
Get Micaela away. Her skank is skanking up my city.