Bethenny Frankel And Jason Hoppy Quit Each Other After 2 Years Of Marriage
"This is surprising!" said not one bitch after reading the news that Marc Anthony's Jewish twin and the Skeletor of NYC Bethenny Frankel has separated from her husband Jason Hoppy after two years of marriage. If you want to ruin your day, just imagine Jill Zarin fapping to this news while cackling maniacally.
Bethenny released a long statement of words to every damn media outlet in the universe saying that since her reality shit show needs a new plot and she's already sucked every last ounce of life out of Whatshisname, she's quitting his ass and throwing him in the moat around Castle Grayskull.
"It brings me great sadness to say that Jason and I are separating. This was an extremely difficult decision that as a woman and a mother, I have to accept as the best choice for our family. We have love and respect for one another and will continue to amicably co-parent our daughter who is and will always remain our first priority. This is an immensely painful and heartbreaking time for us."
She went on to say, "And you can watch my marriage completely crumble into worm food on the season premiere of my new show BETHENNY GETTING DIVORCED!"
What's really surprising is that they lasted this long. On the show (yes, I watched mess), it seemed like Bethenny's constant whining and nagging killed Jason's last nerve, so I figured that it was only a matter of time before he drenched himself in pinot grigio before feeding himself to Ramona Singer.
And here's Jason and Bethenny in Miami last year. As for Jason's ass, yes, I would. And now that I know he's probably going to get a huge chunk of Skinnygirl money, I totally would.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 9:16pm.
She must be getting close to the Manhattan Preschool Shuffle. That'll be interesting. There are verrrrrry limited spaces in the top tier preschools and believe it or not, being a high profile noodge doesn't necessarily help when you're trying to get your kid into one of these prestigious spots. Maybe she can buy her way in to one, but I dunno.
A certain famous person with a lot of money and a troubled family situation looked into my kids' school and I *heard* that the principal thought it would actually detract from the school and be more trouble than this person's donations might be worth. Who knows, but it makes sense. Schools look at the parents with as much care as they look at the kids. If not more.
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So, you're looking to brag about your kids' school? Your new money? Since it's the holidays and am feeling generous, here ya go: OMG! What school does your kid go to!? It must be a verrrrrrry exclusive one since a celebrity was looking into it! OMG! Your life must be amazing, really. Sounds like all that gossiping and judging you do with the other "mommies" has really paid off.
I don't like her face.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Am I the only one who got the gay vibe from him?
I hope Jason gets the baby. That little girl will be so fucked up if she stays with B. The woman is a control freak who is obsessed with being thin and monitoring her food. Her anorexia has fucked her face worse than Falcor Rimes. She looks 50 rather than 40.
I just find her jowls (whatever those things on her lower jaw are called) to be so unfortunate looking. If she gave her marriage half the effort she gave to looking good in a bikini 4 seconds after giving birth perhaps they'd stand a chance.
On the bright side, Jason will now have control over the shape his shit come out. Boy does she have issues cuz she sure was bent on cuntrolling everything else, she even tried to control how be felt and how other people perceived him.
She is broken, does not know how to accept love as is offered to her, therefore knows not how to give it.
I feel sorry for how badly she treated Jason's parents and I pity poor Bryn.
I agree with Mel-Tang. I still don't understand -- unless there is cheating or beating involved -- why anyone would give up so early on when there are young children involved. I know marriage can be tough but I still feel like once you have a kid you owe it to them to try to work it out even if it sucks.
I never get these bitches who say it's so heartbreaking and painful. If it's that sad, then shut up and work it out for the sake of your daughter.
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Submitted by frenchflies on Mon, 12/24/2012 - 3:16am.
She just wanted a sperm donor. She bought the bull when she could get the, uh, stuff, free. And then some.
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I believe the correct term is "she bought the pig when all she wanted was a little sausage".
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@megank - interesting, perhaps you do not like scorpios? that's what they both are, anne & bethenny.
And AWWWS FUCK, here I go again "hosting" the Holiday dinner (but not at my fuckin' house!) which basically means cooking for every fucking body.
Gotta love the in-laws! #ivvodka#isthatathing?
Just act like a normal jaded slut, slash his tires, and MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. MK, 12/23/12 (SEE? We're NOT all dead! Guess it's just us sinners and sluts!)
I dont get why she dumps him....he has nice tits; looks like potentially a nice ass as well.
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She just wanted a sperm donor. She bought the bull when she could get the, uh, stuff, free. And then some.
Annoyed.
I genuinely dislike her and I can't figure out why. Maybe it's because I think she tries to act perfect? It's like my dislike of Anne Hathaway.
She always reminds me of a young Valerie Harper caught in a wind tunnel.
WHO?!?!
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Ok, so wait... Jason Hoppy is single????
I think she was invented to make Wendy Williams seem less annoying by comparison.
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Wendy Williams gets on every single one of my nerves. How does that woman have a successful career?? I want to stab things when I see/hear her. Ugh.
My sharp edges are completely due to daddy issues. I'm almost normal thanks to Mama JTROS. Hopefully their kid will have a fighting chance. I just don't know, though...I saw a few episodes of that shitshow & Bethenny seems like she has more issues than anyone I've ever known. And I know some fucked up people.
It felt like she had a chip on her shoulder against Jason from day 1. Like she knew Brynn would say, at a young age, "Holy hell you psycho! I'm going to stay with Dad because he loves me more than you do!"
It also seemed like she never gave their marriage a chance & didn't she lie to him about several huge things at the beginning, too? I suppose it makes sense that he's gay - she resents that. But, it's apparent he really loves their daughter. Hope he gets a chunk of that GrossGirl $$ and custody of Brynn. He worked hard being married to her ass for 2+ years. Call it hazard pay.
Her boobs are gross, but I wish I had the time & money to dedicate to getting my body to look like hers.
Two years? Felt like20... And,helllloooo?! To jason single hoppy. U know shes going to be an even bigger biatch when he moves on next month to a hot model.
"Submitted by Kisa on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 10:12pm.
Kiki -yes she had a ruff life as a kid with her mom ( food issues stem ) and her dad always away ( the horse jockey ) hope Jason gets to raise bryn that lil cutie needs a chance not to inherit her moms krazy side. The hoppys seem so loving to their grand baby put bryn first well hafta see if she meant what she said in her statements."
Agreed. I have a soft spot for her because her mother sounds a lot like my own and I know I can have hard edges as a result. I would just hate to think her mother completely destroyed any chance for her to happy. I hope she gets emotionally healthy.
Agreed about the Hoppys being really kind, the best for Brynn, etc. However, I don't doubt for a second that Bethenny truly loves her daughter and wants what's best for her.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
hello daddie...
I haven't been this non-shocked since Leann Rimes and Dean Whateverhisnameis called it quits.
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i just basically repeated Hekki.... who i just read...
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The war isn't working.
oh and she can go to that world of assholes school that suri goes to..they take anybody
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The war isn't working.
he was a fucking bore and she cant be in a relationship to save her life... she got her kid and has her career..she wont look back..she only feels bad about how it all looks ... and btw who fucking cares.
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The war isn't working.
Kiki -yes she had a ruff life as a kid with her mom ( food issues stem ) and her dad always away ( the horse jockey ) hope Jason gets to raise bryn that lil cutie needs a chance not to inherit her moms krazy side. The hoppys seem so loving to their grand baby put bryn first well hafta see if she meant what she said in her statements.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
I really enjoyed her on the RHONY but after watching her spinoff, I'd imagine she could be really difficult. I don't think she ever got over her chaotic childhood, which is a shame. I'm actually kind of sad for them and especially for their precious little girl. She is absolutely adorable on the show and is too young to actually be playing for the camera.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
She was not very nice to him and treated his parents badly too. He was a sweetheart to her but she's so sharp edged and sarcastic. She's basically an asshole and a dick all the money in the world won't buy her happiness and love she won't let it ibto her heart. BF is closed to the point of being frozen. Her lil girl should go to Jason to have a chance of not getting the crazy food issues her mom still carries. Bitch has more issues than a lifetime subscription to vogue !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 9:16pm.
First, the word "noodge" cracks me up.
Second, OMG!! You wrote a blind item!!
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:09pm.
Ha. She doesn't care. She didn't give two shits about him. She just wanted to have a "husband" because why should fat women be able to get something she couldn't? Same thing with the baby. Another thing to achieve.
I feel sorry for her daughter, because Bethenny has disordered eating and narcissism and no soft edges.
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i felt this too hekki. 100%.
jason, get money.. i couldn't even imagine what this woman put you through. she's a nut.. and she has way too many issues going on. please try to get as much of a custody order as you can. you don't want her issues rubbing off on your daughter.
She must be getting close to the Manhattan Preschool Shuffle. That'll be interesting. There are verrrrrry limited spaces in the top tier preschools and believe it or not, being a high profile noodge doesn't necessarily help when you're trying to get your kid into one of these prestigious spots. Maybe she can buy her way in to one, but I dunno.
A certain famous person with a lot of money and a troubled family situation looked into my kids' school and I *heard* that the principal thought it would actually detract from the school and be more trouble than this person's donations might be worth. Who knows, but it makes sense. Schools look at the parents with as much care as they look at the kids. If not more.
I hope Jason gets custody of their daughter, he seems to really love being a dad.
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:55pm.
Aphid, MIL-less does sound nice. sorry to hear that the good one passed. The bad ones live forever.
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That they do. :/ The ex MIL is still wreaking havoc but now it's on his current wife. Haha.
Bethenny's in laws seemed very nice to me. I'm sure they have been concerned about their son. I think the daughter looks a lot like him.
Oh heck no! Don't blame this one on the jews. Girl has a christian mother, a baptized daughter, and publicly stated she has no religion. They already have to bear the burden of centuries of persecution and Shia LeDouche. Isn't that enough?
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/23/2012 -7:38pm.
Twas, she did it once and I caught her red-clawed. She tried to tell me she was looking for her handbag. In my bedside table drawer. O rly? Not fast on her mental tootsies, that one. I told her if I caught her snooping in my house again, I'd tell her incredibly snotty sister that I know about her little bedroom problem and there's only one way I could have heard that little gem. As far as I know, she has never done it since but I am forever The Bitch in her eyes and from that day she has never ceased to point out my faults. Fortunately for me, her pointy head is great for sharpening Ginsu knives.
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That is awesome, I wish I had your boldness.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/23/2012 -7:38pm.
Twas, she did it once and I caught her red-clawed. She tried to tell me she was looking for her handbag. In my bedside table drawer. O rly? Not fast on her mental tootsies, that one. I told her if I caught her snooping in my house again, I'd tell her incredibly snotty sister that I know about her little bedroom problem and there's only one way I could have heard that little gem. As far as I know, she has never done it since but I am forever The Bitch in her eyes and from that day she has never ceased to point out my faults. Fortunately for me, her pointy head is great for sharpening Ginsu knives.
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That is awesome, I wish I had your boldness.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:57pm.
I have a really good , easy (baking is not my culinary strong suit) recipe for ginger cookies if you'd like it.
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Mike, thank you, but ginger isn't a fave in this house. Just the Claw-in-Law likes it.
*sniff, sniff*
okay
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I'm sure it's delicious. :-)
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Aphid, MIL-less does sound nice. sorry to hear that the good one passed. The bad ones live forever.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 6:57pm.
I have a really good , easy (baking is not my culinary strong suit) recipe for ginger cookies if you'd like it.
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Mike, thank you, but ginger isn't a fave in this house. Just the Claw-in-Law likes it.
*sniff, sniff*
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PP - Thank you! And finally, somebody understands... I just don't even know what to say. I said "You like to argue." and she said "Well, you're irritating." and I said "Then don't make me tell you to put on your seatbelt 5 times, like you're a fucking child." I digress...
...And I HAD to take an ALTERNATE ROUTE (!!!!) to my vodka. (I am praying that no one shows up at my house for Christmas. I just CAN'T right now.)
Just act like a normal jaded slut, slash his tires, and MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. MK, 12/23/12 (SEE? We're NOT all dead! Guess it's just us sinners and sluts!)
Twas, she did it once and I caught her red-clawed. She tried to tell me she was looking for her handbag. In my bedside table drawer. O rly? Not fast on her mental tootsies, that one. I told her if I caught her snooping in my house again, I'd tell her incredibly snotty sister that I know about her little bedroom problem and there's only one way I could have heard that little gem. As far as I know, she has never done it since but I am forever The Bitch in her eyes and from that day she has never ceased to point out my faults. Fortunately for me, her pointy head is great for sharpening Ginsu knives.
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Submitted by the original be... on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 7:34pm.
PP - My MIL has a drug-addled mind (YEARS of substance abuse, now recovered) and LOVES to argue. Feel sorry for me. (And understand why the vodka is a necessity.) ;)
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Ah the brain damaged contrarian. You also need much luck and vodka.
Dog, has the Claw done this to you?? that is absolutely the kind of thing my future MIL would do. She is the queen of nasty gossip. Good thing the only things in my bedside drawer are Oreos. I keep the good drugs in the Advil bottle decoy.
Dog - No, but I will find the f*ck out! (I get gift cards from Mum, and I can't think of a better use!)
PP - My MIL has a drug-addled mind (YEARS of substance abuse, now recovered) and LOVES to argue. Feel sorry for me. (And understand why the vodka is a necessity.) ;)
And for all those out there with MILs like mine (and yours), just know that MY parents are the exception to the rule. They love us ALL the same; we get the same b-day, Christmas, etc...gifts, and they love the "in-laws" like their own. I LOVE my parents!
Just act like a normal jaded slut, slash his tires, and MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. MK, 12/23/12 (SEE? We're NOT all dead! Guess it's just us sinners and sluts!)