Jessica Simpson Confirms What Everybody Already Knew

Tigerlily - adoptive parents aren't heroes. They get as much out if the relationship as the kids do. I don't think most adoptive parents think of it that way, either. Trust me, parents are pretty much lining up for available newborns.

Foster parents? To me, that's truly the Lord's work. I cannot imagine taking children into my home knowing it's likely temporary.

Sarah Smile

Cute baby, but this post needs a stunt queen tag.

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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK

That is a cute baby

Ok, can someone else answer this for me? Why can't she loose weight while preggo if she was overweight to begin with? (or even just try to maintain the same weight)

I thought being I overweight while pregnant was horrible and increases complications from diabetes, etc?

I'm genuinely too lazy to google this, but I'd rather hear opinions from real women anyways.

Ewwww MK: buttered PopTarts. I swear that brings back childhood traumatic memories of mom in the hospital with new sister and dad not having a clue in the kitchen. If it wasn't for the picture on the box he would have never known they went into the toaster to begin with.

This yet again proves my theory that stupid people are the most fertile.

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

i do feel jessica is a harmless nitwit...and i believe she is gifted in two areas: chili eating contests and making cute babies...

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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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Another 2 year pregnancy with Jess & her enormous...weight gain? *runs screaming* lol

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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."

Can't hate. Congrats to them. Their first child is adorable. She looks very happy and loved.

I can't hate on Jessica.. I love babies.. They smell so good.. Just got back from my sister's house who has a 4 month old.. He's a doll, I love how he smells, his little breaths he takes sound so cute, his little noises he makes are so sweet.. I love everything about babies! My baby factory is closed though. Two kids for me is the limit :)

Chestica lost me in the moment she chose twitter to make the announcement.

My 21-year-old cousin just recently screwed up and got his 18-year-old girlfriend pregnant. They had a baby girl just this past May. They lived together for a while, but it didn't work out and the girl moved out, taking the baby with her. A couple of weeks ago they discovered that she was 6 months pregnant. They thought she was just fat after having the baby.

Please don't judge or ask how or why am I related to such fuckup.

Snowball, i'm also sorry to know you had to go through that, :( i'm glad you were able to pull through it all.

Snowball, I feel very blessed, i agree with you.
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Why? If they (and you) believe in God/a god, they blessed you too with the gift of a child. It shouldn't matter if it was biological or adopted, "normal" or disabled, girl or boy, whatever. The gift is the child, right? If you want to feel sad and there's a reason to be, feel sad for the people who think only a biological child can be a blessing.

Submitted by Violet on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 9:19pm.
I had to have a hysterectomy when i was 25, we adopted a year later. I get sad when people hear about a pregnancy and say God Blessed them. Oh okay.

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Why? If they (and you) believe in God/a god, they blessed you too with the gift of a child. It shouldn't matter if it was biological or adopted, "normal" or disabled, girl or boy, whatever. The gift is the child, right? If you want to feel sad and there's a reason to be, feel sad for the people who think only a biological child can be a blessing.

I have a biological child but I also nearly died from a placental abruption, had multiple miscarriages, ended up with a c-section and ended up being told I couldn't have any more children, all before 24. I'm not saying this as a "who's worse" thing, just as a way of saying that just because someone has a biological pregnancy, it doesn't mean they're unscathed either.

Congratulations on your babeh. :) You definitely were blessed!

That's one adorable babeh.

I had an aunt that had one kid, then got pregs 2 months later, then 6 months after that, got pregs again. In her case, it really was ignorance. Dumb as a Wal-Mart bag of sand and the last two girls just aren't right. She continued to breast feed while she was pregnant, against her doctor's advice, the babies were both born small and had some developmental problems that she hasn't seemed to make a lot of effort to help them overcome. It makes me so angry that she just was so, so stupid.

Being able to have children is a blessing but there's a responsibility to being a decent parent and she seems to have forgotten that part.

I have no problem with another cute baby coming into this world, I just don't think it'll end well between Jess and her football K-Fed. At this point, I really don't see why they don't just get married.

Also, I am a little shocked by all the pregnancy hate. I come from a big family, and I hope to have a fairly large brood of my own someday!
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Douchechill!

I am an adoptive mom but am happy for any prospective parent when it happens to somebody who seems like a decent mom or dad. From what I have seen, Jessica has her little girl looking so cute and like she is well loved. Merry Christmas everybody!

The timing of the announcement screams attention whore, but mazel tov to the family. Jessica may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she seems to sincerely enjoy being a mother. If she can provide for the and raise them into good little taxpaying citizens, more power to her.

My sister did tell my parents and I and my brother in law's sister and parents on Christmas eve 7 years ago that she was pregnant with my youngest niece, but no one else found out until 2 months later.

Submitted by KidL on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 5:14pm.
Dude. I'm waiting at least 6 weeks until the Mister and I try to catch a case of the babies because my body needs to fully recover from the trauma it just went through/is still going through. Making a baby & having a healthy pregnancy is hard work and you shouldn't be a parent if you can't understand something that simple.

What a dumb bitch. Tori Spelling is NOT a role model, mkay?? And just because you have the $$ and the biological inclination to breed doesn't mean you should constantly.

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Sorry about your woes. :-( Feel better soon.

Tori Spelling is not a role model at all. Doctors, midwives, etc. all agree it is best to wait at least 2 years between pregnancies. Also, they will tell you that your most fertile time is right after an abortion, miscarriage or birth, so it is important to use birth control.

I really think that Jessica & Tori are desperate to hold on to their respective men at any cost and may fear that they may have sex with other women if they won't jump to it when they ask.
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I totally agree. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.

Also, there are a lot of complications from having multiple c-sections. Read mommy boards about women who are undergoing hysterectomies from c-section scarring. C-sections are major surgeries. I doubt Simpleton will be having a VBAC. Wonder if she will get as big with this one.

Forgot to mention endometriosis is common too after c-sections.

The worst kept secret ever x2! Jessica is 0 for 2.

Thanks Tigerlily, i understand what you meant.

Breeders! Classic derogatory (yes it is no matter what anyone says) term for people who have kids. You know, i logged in for a min to see some dlisted cheer and again more crap spewed against parents and kids. Sorry we didnt all adopt, what can i say...and i had more than two kids....ooooh! I see too much of this odd kind of resentment or disapproval (ha!) on the D. Weird, really. I'm logging back off, fireplace amd family awaits. Happy people live and let live. Enjoy Christmas night folks..

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I thought only lesbians hated "breeders"

Hey - Jessica has the money to raise her kids without welfare. This babeh is adorable. She doesn't seem to have issues with drugs. Honestly, it won't bother me in the least if she has 10 children.

If someone got the joke between my mom and I wrong: It was a joke - we get along pretty well now, although she hated me when I was 6-30 because I didn't fit in her idea of perfect.
And that has in fact biological reasons although I'm the biological child of my parents.

Breeders! Classic derogatory (yes it is no matter what anyone says) term for people who have kids. You know, i logged in for a min to see some dlisted cheer and again more crap spewed against parents and kids. Sorry we didnt all adopt, what can i say...and i had more than two kids....ooooh! I see too much of this odd kind of resentment or disapproval (ha!) on the D. Weird, really. I'm logging back off, fireplace amd family awaits. Happy people live and let live. Enjoy Christmas night folks..
its the good movie, roaring fire , peace and quiet part! x

Absolutely no shade here. They make adorable babies, so I'm glad they're making more. Seriously, this baby is so cute and I'm not even a baby-loonie.

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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 9:44pm.
So you think that biological children are just a unwanted burden and should be sneered at, and only adoption is good and right?

Sounds like the gospel of St. Angie a few pregnancies ago.

Submitted by Violet on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 9:19pm.
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I didn't say that. No child should be sneared at, but because there are so many that are unwanted too many are. I don't begrudge (sp?) anyone of a biological child if that is what they truly want and that is what they are equipped to take care of, but let's be real. There are too many children brought into this world who are neither wanted or loved, and the REAL heroes in THIS scenario ARE NOT the breeders but the ones who adopt them and love and care for them.
Okaaaay?
And Merry Xmas to the ADOPTIVE parents too.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 5:43pm.
What a beautiful story Bacon. and so fitting for today.
My Dad was a very big man and also loved to play Santa.
Merry Christmas Bacon.

Jessica Simpleton has a beautiful baby

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 9:36pm.
Ah, but women won't use it if they're desperately trying to hang on to their dude by popping out kids a la Tori.

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 7:19pm.
Well said, ma'am! If people want a big brood close together, that's their choice. Too many people act like reproductive choices ONLY include avoidance of the babies.

Hope you and your kids have a fun Xmas, or whatever you celebrate.

Submitted by pandapants84 on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 7:06pm.
Well, that was several personal images ago. Plus, it's not like she can talk incessently about her virginity anymore, so why bother keeping it under wraps?

Didn't she also cheat on her ex-husband?

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Meh. My dad is the oldest of 8 surviving children; Hubs is the oldest of 6.

To those struggling and/or ill right now, I wish you well. After making the whole Christmas dinner for the in-laws, I didn't eat, and it's a good thing: I ran out before the food was even put away and made it home just in time to get Toddles out of the car and hurl my guts in my own home. MERRY CHRISTMAS! I'm having a glass of wine, a couple Melatonin, and going to bed.

Oh, and p.s. Chewing on cloves is also a GREAT way to ease a toothache; ginger (like the leftover stuff from Sushi) or ginger snaps will also help calm nausea; and I have absolutely no idea why, but white wine mixed with some sparkling water and a healthy dose of lemon juice seemed to help when I was pregnant with my daughter.

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Just act like a normal jaded slut, slash his tires, and MOVE. THE. FUCK. ON. MK, 12/23/12 (Whoops, I mean Sweetas! My bad.)

(SEE? We're NOT all dead! Guess it's just us sinners and sluts!)

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 9:44pm.
So you think that biological children are just a unwanted burden and should be sneered at, and only adoption is good and right?

Sounds like the gospel of St. Angie a few pregnancies ago.

Submitted by Violet on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 9:19pm.
Children are a blessing no matter where they come from. You're lucky!

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Good for her. She can stay on the weight watchers contract and sell more photos since she's not recording these days. Can't wait 'til she starts sending heer chirruns to auditions.

Submitted by Violet on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 9:19pm.
I had to have a hysterectomy when i was 25, we adopted a year later. I get sad when people hear about a pregnancy and say God Blessed them. Oh okay.
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Any god that would bless a pregnancy in a world that cannot even feed all their children is a god I want no part of. IF there is a god, he/she/it blessed YOU and the child you adopted.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

I hope the WW folks had a good lawyer an put some kind of provision on the contract for this kind of shit.

Birth control. How hard is it to acquire?

I had to have a hysterectomy when i was 25, we adopted a year later. I get sad when people hear about a pregnancy and say God Blessed them. Oh okay.

My brother and I are ten months apart. I was like "the fuck?" thinking about the timing on that after having my first child.

Cute baby, Jessica.

Sarah Smile

Good for her I guess.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 6:09pm.
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I've (tried to) "torn" my family apart genetically and that's completely interesting
- like I said today: "We have to eat this and that, because I don't want to throw it away" Mom: "You sound like your grandma!" Me:"Sure I do, I got one of her genes" Mom: "Oh god, I always feared that!!" Me: "See, good thing most people know so little about genetics, otherwise they wouldn't want to have kids"

Edit: I told that because I wish my mom had more sisters as I stuck in one point and either I have to become a specialist in genetics, or I don't know; a bigger family would help.

I'm so with The Fury. Who are we to say how this happened? But most of all, you're told to wait 6 weeks after birth to have sex. I'm sure she did. Our *bodies* tell us when they're ready to procreate.

You horz are the best! I can't believe what some of you have gone through :(. Breaks my tiny, black heart, it does. But, it also puts things in perspective: I really don't have it too bad. I need to learn how to put my big girl panties on again!

I was reading a story on FB today where some horrible woman used a 5 year old girl's brain cancer ordeal to scam people. The fuck? I just don't understand the depths some will go to :(. Now I'm just trying to think of good karma things to do to help others to try to counteract that evil. We need more goodness in this world!

I hope the baby's name will be Niles. Or even C.C. Better yet, it should be named Yetta.

Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 12/25/2012 - 7:17pm.

I just keep thinking that I could have been preggo when they discovered the tumor...that would've been a seriously fucked up situation. So, now I can get myself healthy and be prepared for a bebeh, if we're blessed with one. Right now we're just so happy that I don't need chemo or radiation that everything else feels like gravy :)

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JTROS, merry Christmas and I hope your baby dream will come true very soon! It's very fortunate you don't have to undergo chemotherapy. When I had chemo and radiation, I stopped having periods. My oncologist did ultrasound of my ovaries and told me that I became sterile and had a chemically induced menopause. Thank god I already had two healthy boys.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

JTROS
Good luck with having a baby and best of health to you! May you be soon holding a mini JTROS!

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Dark-sided!

Oh you Grinches!

I had my babies in 2004, 2005 and 2006 and all by c-section. Some of us don't want or have the time to space children (age wise), are in good health and don't gain 60 pounds in a pregnancy. Nor am I famous, had a deal with a diet company or was too lazy to lose original baby weight.

My kids and my uterus are in great shape and the doctor said I could easily go for a fourth even though she thought I'd be mental to do it due to scarring.
So I listened to her and Mr F got his wings clipped right after #3 have no regrets over our decision to do what we did.

With no family on either side, it was mentally and physically exhausting because I nursed all three but hey, I got through it and am healthy as a horse despite this hell flu I have.

Would I do it again? In truth, no regrets now but I'd absolutely see the sense in spacing them out maybe two years apart, maybe even 2.5.
Perhaps I should have taken a break but I was so immersed in motherhood I didn't even blink. I took four years off work and did nothing but be a mother and wife because that's pretty much all you can do in these scenarios.

Anyway, my point is that each to their own and reproductive rights go both ways!

Merry Christmas!
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Dark-sided!

Love that Miss I'm Saving Myself for Marriage is not knocked up for the second time out of wedlock.
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@JTROS, good luck on the baby front soon. It must be tough sometimes seeing all your friends on Facebook so joyful with their pregnancies and kids. Glad to hear the tumor has been removed though, trying to have kids now may have saved your health and in due time, I hope, you'll have a little one.