Afternoon Crumbs
Janet Jackson is probably engaged to her billionaire boyfriend Wissam Al Mana (Note: You're not alone if you read his last name as "Al Mañana") and he's obviously just marrying her so he can be Detective La Toya's brother-in-law - Just Jared
Parents Magazine once again robbed White Oprah and Courtney Stodden's mom of the title of Mother of the Year - Lainey Gossip
Let's skip down Memory Lane and by Memory Lane, I mean Shakira's nalgas - The Superficial
Cindy the mouse needs to be Lindsay Lohan's financial advisor - Towleroad
Those studded shoe horns really accentuate Nicki Minaj's tits - Hollywood Tuna
But where's the picture of me crying at the bottom of the shower while holding onto my Zoopoo friend? - The Chive
This Christmas, Nahla Aubry didn't get the gift of another scar on her childhood from watching Olivier Martinez beat the pretty out of her dad's face - Celebitchy
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis spent Christmas eating frozen yogurt in Iowa... Meanwhile, Demi Moore probably spent Christmas eating 20-something peen in the back room of a members only club in Miami called Iowa - ICYDK
Did Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres finally become one person or did Tacky Pataky steal their look? - Popoholic
Chupa Zoe keeps her bones covered in St. Barts - Popsugar
The time I mistook JoJo for Lindsay Lohan's pre-meth face of 2001 - Drunken Stepfather
Happy Boxing Day, here's Thom Bierdz's dick bush and salchicha - (NSFW) OMG Blog
Kelly Osbourne's bikini body is on the cover of a magazine again - Hollywood Rag
Jack Klugman is in heaven now - SOW
I may or may not have wallet-sized versions of all of these Anderson Cooper pictures in my velcro wallet - Cityrag
FYI: Somewhere in California there's a nursing home that allows Emo horses in - I'm Not Obsessed


Well done, Miss Jackson. She doesn't want Jacko's money. His "children" and Mother have that all sewn up.
Good for Janet Jackson.
Jersey Strong
Halle Berry looks miserable. Which is as it should be.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:53am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:34am.
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Bored, come on now. Did you read what he said? It wasn't about Janet or her family being wackjobs, it was about Janet blowing all her money. And he knows this how? It's not just this one comment, it's the pattern.
Don't get me wrong, there's other times I feel like saying shut the hell up to some folks here and I'm quite sure some feel the same about me. But this guy, THIS GUY, boy oh boy. Sometimes.
Sorry to hear you're under the weather. I make a broth when I get a cold with green onion, garlic, ginger and a hot pepper (jalapeno but I've moved on to hotter stuff.) I let it steep for a bit then drink it down as hot as I can take.
The ginger soothes the throat and tummy, the hot pepper helps clear the sinuses and the garlic and green onion are just god's gift to mankind with their holistic properties. It doesn't knock it out but it sure does ease the symptoms. Hope you feel better. :)
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I did read what he said, and what he said about her wasn't anything out of the ordinary of the other type of speculation we do about any other celebrity, Aniston for instance, people call her boring. How do they know? Because she doesn't do outlandish things in public? That doesn't prove her personally. Even Chris Brown, as much of a turd as he truly SEEMS, people still are hell bent on the fact that he is out punching babies on the regular. Varify truthfully any of that. Can you?
Like I say constantly, DON'T FEED THE TROLLS! Regardless of what you say, it's what they want...You can harp on it, but it doesn't really change anything. You can feel the way you want too, I'm not gonna discuss it any longer because of the fact that it gives them attention and it's pointless quite frankly.
Also, I have to watch what I eat, peppers and onions would absolutely WRECK my stomach. My stomach is sensitive to the 10xxx degree. I get acid refluxe flair ups so easily and badly that within an hour of eating I'm in the toilet puking just to relieve the burn. No orange juice, No apple juice, no any sort of fruit juice, cola of course wrecks my stomach.Even toothpaste gives me heartburn, but I can't go around with stank breaf. I'm actually surprised the gingerale isn't hurting my tummy. Nothing over the counter helps, I'd have to go back to get another script of the strong shit to help with the acid production control...Alcohol is in limited amounts okay if I don't drink it often. *sigh*
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 2:34am.
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Bored, come on now. Did you read what he said? It wasn't about Janet or her family being wackjobs, it was about Janet blowing all her money. And he knows this how? It's not just this one comment, it's the pattern.
Don't get me wrong, there's other times I feel like saying shut the hell up to some folks here and I'm quite sure some feel the same about me. But this guy, THIS GUY, boy oh boy. Sometimes.
Sorry to hear you're under the weather. I make a broth when I get a cold with green onion, garlic, ginger and a hot pepper (jalapeno but I've moved on to hotter stuff.) I let it steep for a bit then drink it down as hot as I can take.
The ginger soothes the throat and tummy, the hot pepper helps clear the sinuses and the garlic and green onion are just god's gift to mankind with their holistic properties. It doesn't knock it out but it sure does ease the symptoms. Hope you feel better. :)
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:59am.
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You, just said what I did. You went off on them, not because what they said wasn't incorrect (The Jacksons are wackadoos), but because you had a bone to pick and was in a "mood". You're not the only one, I'm just saying in this instance, it didn't make you come off looking good in the best light. That's all. No one thinks CM isn't a shit stirring troll, I just don't see how they were in this instance. *shrugs* You have a good night too. I shall me nursing myself with chicken soup and gingerale. XP
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:37am.
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Not getting into an argument over this, bored. I stand by what I said, whether it's politics, entertainment or whatever, if it's about someone black and CM has a comment, it's been mostly critical and without credibility. It speaks of sit arounds with like minded people talking bad about other people. As with his comment, wtf is with "a lot of people say?" Is there something he can link us to help verify what he said or is he just talking out the side of his neck? I don't know about you but I'm in my fifties, seen a lot of things, observed a lot of behaviors, I'm comfortable my opinion is valid regarding CM. Usually I pay CM no mind, his comment today caught me in a mood to tell him off. My beef, in this instance, is only with him. That is all. You have a good one.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:16am.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:11am.
I like both yours and boredas's posts, but I think most people know CM is a troll full of hate by now.
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PHM, I know what CM is all about as well, they ARE what Bam says they are, I'm not disputing that whatsoever, however, why start drama where there is none? What they said wasn't racist in context alone, so why let them get to you in that way? The only one who wins, is CM, and thats without even trying.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:05am.
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Bam, I get what you're saying, like I said, Cookie Monster in general is an attention seeker, but I am going for specifics in THIS POST, and how they relate to supposed racism and politics, and it doesn't. What you're doing is trying to project other instances in a non-related comment just for a reason to attack them, thats what it amounts too.
Evidence wise alone, you have no leg to stand on because nothing in their posts are race related or mention of politics, so I mean, wtf?
It just seems like you're letting this person piss you off to such an existent that they are unraveling your better judgement and making you grasp at straws of irrelevance. Aren't you better than that? How is what they said, any way, shape or form, political in nature? Or racist in Nature? The Jackson family are a fucked up bunch who don't know how to handle their money and used Michael as a cash cow every chance they got. That's not because they are black, that's because they are greedy motherfuckers and janet isn't innocent. You don't have to be a member of the KKK or some other hate group to feel as if the Jacksons are messed up.
You seem like you have beef with CookieMonster in general(you're not the only one), but jumping on him/her/it simply because you, regardless of whether or not it's specifically warranted, doesn't make you look any more valid. If you want to be seen as crediable, you need to pick your battles and STAY ON TOPIC, other wise you look insecure and playing the race card. What about who hasn't seen other posts of yours and theirs? Anyone with common sense would think you're a race baiter, do you really wanna give cookie that satisfaction?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:16am.
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Agreed. I like your posts too.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 10:38pm.
bambam does see racism where there isn't any at times and it makes me wonder about his insecurities.
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You can wonder about me all you want, be assured I don't wonder about you at all. I'm quite certain you're a derpy, angry individual. You clued me in when I had some fun with Glambert on his terms. You said you didn't know I was gay, I and someone else corrected you and your reply seemed a little pissy, an overreaction to two people clearing something up for you.
And honestly, I find some of your posts to be mean spirited, harsh, nasty. You might hide behind the dlisted banner, say this is what this place is about but I don't buy it. MK is rarely mean in his posts as are the majority of people here.
What you say is a reflection of your personality and it goes without saying...
You don't like me and that's fine, I don't like you either. I'm just glad I don't look at the world like you do.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:11am.
I like both yours and boredas's posts, but I think most people know CM is a troll full of hate by now.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:50pm.
Thank you for pointing that out. bambam is a card carrying shit stirrer who loves being a victim and will call out the Wambulance anytime he can.
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Thank you for proving my point. Where have you seen me play the victim, call out a wambulance? As I said in my post to bored, you say the same things heard from tea baggers and far right wingers. Walk it, talk it. Bigot.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by bambam on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 5:43pm.
Since you have such extensive knowledge of and about black people, please provide us links to back up your assertions. Otherwise, shut the fuck up please.
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Bambam you know I like'ya, and cookie monster for the most part is a shit-stirring troll, however, they nowhere mentioned anything about race(surprisingly) this time, please keep this a race-card free zone. Please and Thank you.
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Well bored I like you too, I find your posts very interesting to read but I politely decline your request and will continue to call out a bigot if I feel it's warranted and I'm in the mood to. I have yet to see a post by CM where he/she/whatever had something positive to say if the subject happens to be black.
Granted, I probably haven't seen every post CM has made here but the accumulation of what I have read, some opinions valid, most invalid IMO, have led me to the conclusion that CM is a tried and true bigot.
Read CM's last post to give you a clue. Where am I playing the victim? Where am I crying like a baby? More to the point, where have you heard this mantra before? Tea party followers, right wing talk show hosts and far right conservatives. Not very hospitable to black issues, are they?
CM walks it, talks it so I'm betting he is it. I'll admit I should've written Janet in my post but I would have included blacks overall anyway, just based on my observation of CM's posts when the subject happens to be a black person. We disagree on this one. Have a good evening.
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Bored. That is all.
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Submitted by TANGELINE on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 5:13pm.
It's like people believe the crap they want to believe.
#1 - Janet Jackson has money. The kids got their own money and Catherine controls the estate.. So having the kids mean didley squat. Catherine can allocate the money however she feels. That is why Michael didn't have to leave anything for his siblings. He left it through his mother. The only Loser was Joe Jackson.
#2 - I don't think Janet wants MJs money, in case you didn't realize, she was schooling bratty Paris who was out of school. She sent her mother on vacation because the kids and family were sending the woman nuts!
#3 - If the Billionaire wants her.........Take it gurl.
#4 - Janet has always had very high and full cheekbones. Just look at Jermaine, Catherine, and the others.
P.S. and Paris and Prince need to stop airing their laundry on Twitter.
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If you all want to know what's going on with the Jacksons, read Randall Sullivan's book "Untouchable". It was riveting, and written with the permission and cooperation of the Jackson family. Definitely does not paint a very pretty portrait of Randy, Jermaine, and Janet, but everyone else comes out okay. But still- what a fucked up family.
bambam does see racism where there isn't any at times and it makes me wonder about his insecurities.
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I really didn't like the Lainey article on Jennifer Garner. While I don't know her, I wouldn't judge her by her constant smile when she is with her kids. But I would judge her by the constant smiles on her kids faces. That is the true test of a good mom. Those kids always appear very happy.
I thought that was a very ill joe Jonas.
That's the most affectionate I've seen Janet be towards...well, anyone. That lean-in really speaks volumes, doesn't it?? TROOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:50pm.
Thank you for pointing that out. bambam is a card carrying shit stirrer who loves being a victim and will call out the Wambulance anytime he can.
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 5:43pm.
Since you have such extensive knowledge of and about black people, please provide us links to back up your assertions. Otherwise, shut the fuck up please.
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Bambam you know I like'ya, and cookie monster for the most part is a shit-stirring troll, however, they nowhere mentioned anything about race(surprisingly) this time, please keep this a race-card free zone. Please and Thank you.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 8:24pm.
Girl, I dunno, must be the green colored glasses some of us are wearing. I don't think he's hot either, but if he can provide for me to hire a pool boy, masseuse, gardener and personal chef, I would take the ring ;).
Why have I never heard of this Thom Bierdz before??? NOM!
No matter how hard Kelly tries she will always be a loud mouthed obnxious chubby faced cunt like her mother.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
You guys really think this Wissam dude is hot?!
I think they BOTH look like a couple of mosquitos.
Janet's had tons of surgery. Why won't she get that wonk eye fixed?
I wonder if it's true Janet converted to Islam. There are rumors that both she and Michael did.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:20pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:13pm.
Probably the cachet of hooking up with a famous pop star, even a washed up one.
Or maybe he just wanted to fuck Michael, and this is as close as he can get.
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I was gonna say if he wanted to fuck Micheal then the one he should be going after is La Toya.
Then I thought about it and maybe you're right, La Toya seems kinda asexual to me.
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Submitted by Captain Howdy on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 5:35pm.
Arab gazillionaires are the most selfish, woman abusing men on the planet. So they are Rihanna's type.
How many of them have you met, let alone dated? None. Fuck off and shut up.
there are bikini pics from a couple of months ago of Kelly O. She is wearing a green one, and her ass is quite sad. Great that she lost weight, but her body is not nice.
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She has had crazy cheekbones since Good Times. IDK, online references says she's loaded up to and including $100 million. I can't believe she blew through, not one, but two Virgin contracts. She's got cash.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 6:46pm.
No way in hell Kelly O works out. I saw video of her photshoot for Shape mag where she wore a red bikini and she didn't seem comfortable doing the workouts.
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How did they get her head proportional? Normally it's as big as her torso.
No way in hell Kelly O works out. I saw video of her photshoot for Shape mag where she wore a red bikini and she didn't seem comfortable doing the workouts.
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Get it, Janet.
She rubs me the wrong way (very fake personality) but I say good on her.
Kelly Osbourne and her hideous purple hair! I hate her on Fashion Police, when are they going to tell her to ditch the dreadful old lady tint and go back dark?
All those hags on the show dress and look terrible but they get to trash talk others?
Why can't I get paid to do that?!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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WOW! what a serious upgrade for Janet! I don't care if that guy is billionaire or just millionaire or just a regular guy. He is HOT!
I love Janet! Get it girl. I saw her at radio city a couple of years ago and she was freaking amazing.
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:36pm.
Alot of people are saying Janet's not as wealthy as you'd think..spent through much of her dough that she made in the 90's.
Why do you think she sent her mama on a "vacation" and wants MJ's kids in her custody? She thinks they'll come in some cash. She and her brothers got no shame in their game.
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Since you have such extensive knowledge of and about black people, please provide us links to back up your assertions. Otherwise, shut the fuck up please.
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Arab gazillionaires are the most selfish, woman abusing men on the planet. So they are Rihanna's type.
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Dear Rihanna:
Re Janet Jackson and hot Arab gazillionaire: "This is how you do it..." They (Arab gazillionaires) tend to have a thing for beautiful women of African descent. Please take notes.
Fuck Kelly Osbourne and her snarky ass self. That's all.
Happy Holidays!
those paps are out of this world, they're everywhere, stalking stars and their plans. Even in an Iowa parking lot at a frozen yogurt stand.
''So what did they order? Nothing too crazy. Kutcher ordered peach yogurt, while Mila had the orange sorbet.''
lol, I can just imagine the investigative journalism they got into after they left to find out what fruits they opted for. Or maybe they got real close to listen in, or ask them, why not?
That moue video is just too cute!
Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful actresses (much more than Jolie on any given day), has one the the nicest bodies, but us batshit insane. Too bad. On paper she's got it all, except for that nasty custody thing.
It's like people believe the crap they want to believe.
#1 - Janet Jackson has money. The kids got their own money and Catherine controls the estate.. So having the kids mean didley squat. Catherine can allocate the money however she feels. That is why Michael didn't have to leave anything for his siblings. He left it through his mother. The only Loser was Joe Jackson.
#2 - I don't think Janet wants MJs money, in case you didn't realize, she was schooling bratty Paris who was out of school. She sent her mother on vacation because the kids and family were sending the woman nuts!
#3 - If the Billionaire wants her.........Take it gurl.
#4 - Janet has always had very high and full cheekbones. Just look at Jermaine, Catherine, and the others.
P.S. and Paris and Prince need to stop airing their laundry on Twitter.
OK,C'Mon! why the hate for Janet? i giver her props for landing a YOUNG GOOD LOOKING billionaire after 40!!!
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What is this mother of the year bull shit.....
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:36pm.
Alot of people are saying Janet's not as wealthy as you'd think..spent through much of her dough that she made in the 90's.
Why do you think she sent her mama on a "vacation" and wants MJ's kids in her custody? She thinks they'll come in some cash. She and her brothers got no shame in their game.
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THIS totally! I was gonna say Janet looks hungry....money hungry that is. I see no passion or anything in that picture that says HEY I'M IN LOVE. But maybe that's just my take.
I see that now not only did they shop a different body on Kelly Osbourne, now she got someone else`s face to go along with it...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:22pm.
And her exes are all the spawn of Satan.
Submitted by Cowjam on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:37pm.
Yeah, but they're all misogynistic pigs.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Wed, 12/26/2012 - 4:37pm.
Can't speak for her kids' happiness, but I know that the vast amounts of money sure make it easy to be a "good mom." Show me a single mom struggling to keep her kids on the path to their future success with too many jobs and too little money, or a mom sacrificing her job to care for a disabled child - I'll call her mother of the year.
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She can't even get her shirt to close properly.