You Ran Over My Fucking FOOT, But I'm Richard Simmons, So I'm Cool Like That

PLEASE do not disfigure Richard Simmons, EVER. Who could do such a thing? In this video from TMZ, some Asian guy (okay, stop with the Asian driving jokes) did just that, and watch how Richard handles his flattened foot situation. Too cute.

Richard Simmons is the hot slut of this and every generation, okay??? RECOGNIZE, step off (his foot, no seriously, step off), and give a little love to the man who believes that fitness is fun while the rest of us just go "meh" and scratch at our hairy FUPAS.

Go Richard!

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 2:50pm.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 1:44am.

so damn wrong but so damn funny -- lmfao!!!!

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Submitted by Fronika on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 12:17pm.

He seems so old and frail for 64,:( Sweet guy.

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Submitted by Libressa on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 12:15pm.

Poor Richard. I'm sure he'll be fine. I hope he'll be fine. But it is Richard's fault. He backed into a moving car. If he had looked to the left he'd have seen the car approaching. If he stayed close to the bus he wouldn't have been hit. Poor, dumb, Richard. Lol

Submitted by sillykat on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 11:02am.

His hair situation is confusing.

Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 10:13am.

Richard's hair is like an etherial cloud of brownishness.

Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 10:12am.

Poor kid. Who does that shit to Richard Simmons?
He is a lovely soul, he reminds me of my great aunt.

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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 9:39am.

Awwwww. Mr. Simmons is a sparkly jewel. When I win the lottery, Im going to buy him.

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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 12:21am.

Poor Richard, he said he was fine but hopefully he won't be regretting ever saying that later.

On second thought, that's what he gets for wearing pants instead of his fabulous outfits. He would've definitely stopped all traffic that way.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 12:14am.

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO RICHARD, GEORGE TAKEI?!?
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 10:57pm.

My FUPA is hairless, TYVM.

I adore Richard Simmons. If I ever saw him, I would definitely talk to him and hug him. He's about the only celeb I would even acknowledge.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 10:45pm.

It's ok, he was wearing his steel-toed Reeboks (replete with his EXACTLY 1/2 fold athletic socks.

Seriously, what is it with Rich and his folded-over socks? Whatever, I love him.

Submitted by Craigypants on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 10:13pm.

I love me some Richie Simmonds she is fantabulous. There are a hell of a lot of fuck up celebrities who could learn a thing about manners, grace and being a nice guy from him!

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 10:04pm.

Chinese man could have at least given him some new red shorts.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 9:44pm.

oh my fucking god, i just fell in love with this Queen!

seriously, imagine Alec Baldwin (or practically any hetero male douche) in the same situation, and you have the definition of "class" versus "no class".

i hope he seriously *is* okay.

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 9:08pm.

I love Richard Simmons more than I can say.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 7:59pm.

I hope he didn't break a hip! he's gettting a lil bit old!

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Submitted by Julietin on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 7:43pm.

He's a national treasure!

Submitted by Julietin on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 7:43pm.

He's a national treasure!

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 7:29pm.

Submitted by KG on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 8:31pm.

I didn't even know Richard Simmons owned a pair of long pants.
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ha! great point!! he doesn't! This musta been a Richard Simmons imposter

Submitted by Juniperjump on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 7:23pm.

Submitted by KG on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 8:31pm.

I didn't even know Richard Simmons owned a pair of long pants.

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God this made me laugh.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 7:07pm.

He is hella cool like that. very funny.

Submitted by KG on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 7:01pm.

I didn't even know Richard Simmons owned a pair of long pants.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 6:43pm.

Richard Simmons will be in his 90's, still working that perm with 24 hairs. (God willing!)

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 6:41pm.

Did the driver give him money for a new pedicure? Team Richard always.

Submitted by Kisa on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 6:41pm.

Love the way he screamed in pain after the driver left the scene. R. S is what I call a provincial Queeeeeeeeen !!! Gotta luvim ;)

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Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:36pm.

Hairy FUPA.. lmao.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:35pm.

Why can't someone back over Lilo or WO? There's no justice in this world.

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:30pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:49pm.
I love Richard Simmons!

Yes!!!!!

Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:29pm.

:-)

Submitted by joanne on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:24pm.

Richard Simmons is cool.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:07pm.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 6:09pm.

It's cool, girl! We all need 'splaining sometimes!

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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:01pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 6:11pm.

Yes Deb.

BECAUSE I AM RACIALIST LIKE THAT!

Actually, no. That dude kinda reminded me of George Takai.
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Lol, M.E.! Well he's asian, and wearing all of Star Fleet's uniform, except the insignia!
His shades kind of remind me of Geordi LaForge!

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:47pm.

here's my fuck in all this nothing -what on earth kind of hairline/balding pattern is THAT?

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:42pm.

Poor Richard. He seems like a real nice celeb. Glad he's ok.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:41pm.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 6:02pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:56pm. But damn. And why was it when that Asian guy hopped out of his car I wanted to say "OH MY!"
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LOL like clutching your pearls?
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princess, I think M.E. is thinking of George Takai (Sulu from Star Trek), and KA's avie.
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Yes Deb.

BECAUSE I AM RACIALIST LIKE THAT!

Actually, no. That dude kinda reminded me of George Takai.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:39pm.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 6:04pm.
princess, I think M.E. is thinking of George Takai (Sulu from Star Trek), and KA's avie.
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AH please forgive. I never get any jokes and am a dumbshit who needs explaining to.

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:34pm.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 6:02pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:56pm. But damn. And why was it when that Asian guy hopped out of his car I wanted to say "OH MY!"
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LOL like clutching your pearls?
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princess, I think M.E. is thinking of George Takai (Sulu from Star Trek), and KA's avie.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:34pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:56pm.
Sometimes I get a slight feeling that Richard Simmons is gay.
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HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING!!!

Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:32pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:56pm. But damn. And why was it when that Asian guy hopped out of his car I wanted to say "OH MY!"
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LOL like clutching your pearls?

Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:30pm.

Well, he was very gracious.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:28pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 5:56pm.

Just a smidge ;)

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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:26pm.

Sometimes I get a slight feeling that Richard Simmons is gay.

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:26pm.

I love how he's passive-aggressively like: I LOVE YOUR WIFE. She's walking all the time.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:26pm.

LMAO! Wait, am I not supposed to laugh? I'm sure having your heel rolled hurts. But damn. And why was it when that Asian guy hopped out of his car I wanted to say "OH MY!"

Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:24pm.

Richard Simmons is 100% macho like sucky!

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:20pm.

Talk about your slow news days! The guy must have run over Richard's heel, if Richard was facing away from the car, right?
Is it wromg that I'm disappointed that I didn't get to see Richard Simmons' bloody foot?

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:19pm.

I love Richard Simmons!

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Submitted by Glambert on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:19pm.

Once the video is completely loaded and running its fun to hit the number 1 key over and over.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:16pm.

He is adorable!! Cause that shit happened to me, and I was a big crybaby about it. That fitness foot may have just flexed its muscles and lifted that car up like an air cushion .

Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 4:15pm.

How did it run over his foot when his back was to the car? Like the heel got bumped? If so, how could the driver have known if it was just the heel? Once again my heart goes out to Sweetas on this boring ass news day. The drivel she has to work with.