Katt Williams, aka the lesser Flava Flav, is back in the news and no, not for his stand-up comedy act. He was arrested yesterday morning for endangering his CHIRRUNS by decorating their home with guns and illegal drugs for the holiday season instead of boring ass wreaths and candy canes. How festive, why didn't I think of that? TMZ says the LAPD picked Katt up
out of the litter box at his home in Woodland hills, threw him in a cold cell, and put his four kids in protective custody. They also say that "several items were seized from his home". On an unrelated note, the LAPD is throwing a rave tonight, don't miss it!
HUH. WHO. COULD. HAVE. GUESSED that this guy was doing illegal drugs?? I thought he just had a thing for flexing his Napoleon complex by slapping every ho (example 1, 2 and 3) who wouldn't slap back for absolutely no reason. You learn something new! Sweet, now I can take "Gacked Out Unstable Midgets With Anger Management Issues" for $100.00, Alex.
He's being held on $100,000.00 bond for (possible felony) child endangerment and since the IRS has also taped a lien on his forehead (his ass is too low to reach) for $4 million, I'm guessing he might be having a little trouble coming up with the cash. Little angry man, please. Just smoke some weed with Snoop, which is not a felony in Cali btw, stay away from the hard shit, take yourself down another notch (to the basement), CALM THE FUCK DOWN and take care of your kids. Your short stack ass is actually funny, don't waste your talent on stupid shit.
Too bad Cops has been cancelled. I really would have loved to see him jumping up to bitch slap at an officer's crotch.