Katt Nipped
Katt Williams, aka the lesser Flava Flav, is back in the news and no, not for his stand-up comedy act. He was arrested yesterday morning for endangering his CHIRRUNS by decorating their home with guns and illegal drugs for the holiday season instead of boring ass wreaths and candy canes. How festive, why didn't I think of that? TMZ says the LAPD picked Katt up out of the litter box at his home in Woodland hills, threw him in a cold cell, and put his four kids in protective custody. They also say that "several items were seized from his home". On an unrelated note, the LAPD is throwing a rave tonight, don't miss it!
HUH. WHO. COULD. HAVE. GUESSED that this guy was doing illegal drugs?? I thought he just had a thing for flexing his Napoleon complex by slapping every ho (example 1, 2 and 3) who wouldn't slap back for absolutely no reason. You learn something new! Sweet, now I can take "Gacked Out Unstable Midgets With Anger Management Issues" for $100.00, Alex.
He's being held on $100,000.00 bond for (possible felony) child endangerment and since the IRS has also taped a lien on his forehead (his ass is too low to reach) for $4 million, I'm guessing he might be having a little trouble coming up with the cash. Little angry man, please. Just smoke some weed with Snoop, which is not a felony in Cali btw, stay away from the hard shit, take yourself down another notch (to the basement), CALM THE FUCK DOWN and take care of your kids. Your short stack ass is actually funny, don't waste your talent on stupid shit.
Too bad Cops has been cancelled. I really would have loved to see him jumping up to bitch slap at an officer's crotch.
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I haven't heard about this guy since he was in a VH-1 reality show with Brigette Nielson. What a dumb ass reality show, but much more entertaining than those trash sluts Kardashians, or gold digger whore Denise Richards.
I feel sorry for his chirruns.
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Submitted by Orangina on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:16pm.
I didn't picture this kind of bad-assery in Woodland Hills. Yikes!
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It's the cheapest area of the Valley, it probably draws alot of new money rappers and whatnot
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:16pm.
I didn't picture this kind of bad-assery in Woodland Hills. Yikes!
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It's the cheapest area of the Valley, it probably draws alot of new money rappers and whatnot.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:07pm.
i texted this news to a buddy and he immediately came back with "wow, i told you that him hanging with suge knight was bad news. That man is the devil."
He is the devil incarnate. I will always believe he had Tupac killed. Everyone around him ends up dead, in jail or crazy. Sometimes all three.
Crazy doesn't discriminate. Stay tuned for head shaving and a pink wig as this train wreck progresses on schedule.
Slap your fans, assault Target employees, get Child Protective Services in your home... but don't fuck with the IRS- they'll bring your ass down.
I didn't picture this kind of bad-assery in Woodland Hills. Yikes!
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Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:34pm.
Yeah, Kat may be self-medicating for an underlying mental health issue. But he's being not only an asshole, but has endangered his kids. I'm also glad the kids are in a safe environment.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:36pm.
Foxxy! Hi there dear lady! I hope your holidays were great as well. I had a quiet, peaceful time, which equals fun to me. ;-)
I agree with your bud, Suge IS the devil. So sad.
Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:07pm.
i texted this news to a buddy and he immediately came back with "wow, i told you that him hanging with suge knight was bad news. That man is the devil." [hi esteem! hope you had a good holiday and happy new year!!]
the origins of his children: " is a father of eight including one biological son, Micah, from his former marriage, and seven adopted children." i believe all of the children were adopted from family members who were unable to take care of them
hope he recovers soon and hope there is someone else who can get those kids while he is recovering to keep them out of the LA Co "system." it is as evil as Suge Knight
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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:30pm.
No doubt Deb, despite his antics lately, I think there's something larger going on in the background, not that that excuses what he's done at all.
It's just turning into a circus. I'm glad CPS got his kids away from him at this point.
Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:07pm.
Hanging with Suge Knight = dating OJ Simpson
Something bad happens, it's on YOUR dumb ass.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
He has kids? Who the hell would have sex with him?
So Suge's got him hooked up on the bad shit or what? This is 5 or 6 (?) charges in the last couple of months or so? Wow. Here's the other one that happened AFTER he was released on the child endangerment pickup:
"Freshly freed Katt Williams had a front row seat last night as good friend Suge Knight got into a CRAZY brawl outside a Hollywood club ... that ended with Suge nearly mowing down some people in his SUV ... just hours after Katt was released from jail.
It all went down outside the Eden club. When the video (which is understandably shaky) starts, the massive brawl is already in full swing and you can see Suge trying to go after someone while Katt gets away from the action, walking behind a dumpster."
The rest of the article if you want to read it:
http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/29/katt-williams-suge-knight-fight-video/
Sounds like someone needs some rehab, and a different rep, if he doesn't get jail time on all the things he's charged with.
Funny man, too bad he hooked up with Suge.
Deck the halls with boxes of ammo...Fa la la la la.
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Woodland Hills has a lot of brother.
LMFAO! This post was highlarious! Katt, get your shit together!
As feisty and ornery and little as he is, dude should change his name from Katt to Chihuahua Williams.
"Gacked out." Nice! lols
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Katt had a fairly bougie upbringing, so I think this is all in rebellion to that. I *think* his dad was a college professor.
I have never seen his stand-up routine, so I can't comment on if he's talented or not.
I have, however, seen clips of his little man rants. I got the impression he was on something, and is VERY angry. Not sure about what.
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Joanne - me too snoop is a trip !
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Idk who this lil poser is but he is a funny lil mofo with all his antics of late Damnnn !
N---- Please ! Get yourself some of the goodshit and snoop or no snoop chilllllllll!!!!!
Sweetas lmao the lesser flavour flav ( sry cdn spelling )
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Is Katt Williams gonna be the new Lindsay Lohan now? Or is he just flexing his 9 lives? What is he on? Number 7? I wonder if people still believe that the Target employee called him a racial slur like crackhead Katt says now...
He needs to start his stints of being in and out of rehab that surprises no one right about now, his arrests are becoming monotonous.
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Richard Pryor, he ain't.
Where da baby-moms at?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Damn SWEETAS...this shit is tragic. So why am I laughing my ass off through your post? Yeah,dude needs to stop with the "TRAGIC-COMEDIAN-WHO-COULD'NT-HANDLE-SUCCESS" cliche.It's been done to death...literally.
You know the law can go f*** itself sometimes. And that Lohan still walks free. Some shit just pisses me off!
Coma Caca!
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"On an unrelated note, the LAPD is throwing a rave tonight, don't miss it!"
lol! I'm down.
I am so going to hell, for laughing at this entire post.
I had no idea that anyone would let Suge Knight get near them. Or their money! Katt needs to get off what ever the hell he is sniffing... and kick Suge's big ass to the curb.
sweetas! -this post fuckin KILLED IT!!! highfuckinlarious.
i have no idea who this dude is but after reading this I LIKE'M!
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TMZ is saying that he got busted AGAIN after getting out of this one. SHIT!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He sounds like the dream spokesperson for the NRA.
Katt, act right!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Suge Knight was his tour manager, of course he's strung out on the wacky cracky. I saw a couple of his shows on hbo and he is/was funny, too bad he hooked up with a fucked up person.
I don't know who this dude is, but his head looks extra penisy.
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Well I guess he wasn't allowed to buy that Seattle ferry and live on it. And WTF at him adopting 7 kids. Maybe he's one of those people that likes to adopt or foster kids for the social security money. I once saw a couple at the park with like 6 foster kids and it seemed a bit suspect.
I wonder where the kids mom is? Hes always talking about his wife in his stand up, what happened to her?
Decorating their home with guns and drugs? Sounds like another day at the Jolie-Pitt household, wherever that is.
Edit: Sweetas darling, you should change the date of this post. It reads Friday Dec 28th.
Yay!!! NEW POST!
Crackhead. I wouldn't even know who this fool is if he wasn't in the news every other day for his illegal antics.
Little angry man, please. Just smoke some weed with Snoop, which is not a felony in Cali btw, stay away from the hard shit
I wish a lot of angry little men would do this.
Not an angry little man but I would love to smoke some weed with Snoop.
THANK YOU, SWEETAS! I was gonna puke if I saw that semen-collecting porn skank for one more minute.
And really does this surprise ANYONE in the world? It's sad, I hope his kids don't end up too messed-up by his fuckery.
HOLY FUCK, according to wiki he has eight kids, seven adopted? Who allowed this loopy fuck to adopt anything more than a goldfish?!
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Poor Little Tink-tink...
It's a shame. I really enjoy his stand-up, and he seemed like a decent guy in the past.
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Is he really crazy or is this all just an act?
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