Katt Williams Is The Gift That Keeps Giving And Giving And Giving And Giving...
LieLow better step up her fuck-up game, because Katt Williams is after her battered and bruised trophy. Just hours after he was released from jail for child endangerment charges, Katt hopped right back on the crazy train, hooked up with his manager Suge Knight and got his Keebler elf ass in a massive bar brawl. YES!!! THIS is how you celebrate the holidays RIGHT, bitches!
Actually, from the ass kicking video (a must see, along with his Target meltdown) you can see that Suge was the one who was throwing fists while Katt ran his ass behind a dumpster, as runt alley Katts are inclined to do when protecting the few lives they have left. Then Katt jumped in Suge's SUV and Suge tried to mow down a parking lot full of people.
In yet another TMZ video, a guy is claiming that the SUV DID run him over and he wants Katt to pay for all his medical shit because his sawed off ass is the one who started the whole thing. The guy limped up to the reporters and said:
"Katt Williams is a punk. You talk shit and run? You a punk .. You taking all that shit, and you talk about you all that, and you run? Because of you, I got hit by the car!"
What a fucking mess. Hanging with Suge though, surely Katt didn't expect to spend a lovely relaxing evening playing chess by the crackling fireplace while sipping Dom with his pinky extended. Dude doesn't exactly have a reputation for keeping things calm and sophisticated.
TMZ (thanks TMZ for the one-stop shopping) also has video and a write-up from last night where a fresh out of the pokey Katt explains that his guns were on lock down and the illegal drug the cops are smoking in the evidence room as we speak was just weed, and not the hard shit. Um, okay Katt. Weed makes you too lazy to slap and run over tricks, you just want to eat them instead. But I guess we'll take your word for it.
I don't know why I wasted my Christmas bonus on toys for my kids when I could have just gotten them a Katt instead. He's pocket sized and endlessly entertaining. Perfect. Thank you Katt, for making us all feel better about our lives and giving me something to write about besides Christina Hendricks's hair. I hope you get your shit together, but I still have love for you.
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Dear Katt,
Ask yourself this:
What high profile star has ever come out BETTER for associating with Suge Knight?
Unless it's better to be dead, you don't want Suge in your entourage. Word of advice, Katt.
Invest in bullet-proof wife beaters.
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Fuck Katt. Who even is he? I thought he was that woman Perez Hilton is always trying to shove down his readers throats since he's a major sellout now but apparently he's a comedian or something? Now he's just getting a lot of negative reinforcement and name recognition that talent couldn't ever warrant.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 6:41pm.
I *still* have no clue who Kat is. I've only seen his name on this site, and none of the videos work on my phone. I can't be arsed to Google him.
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Me neither. *shrugging* Just one of the many bits of trivia you pick up on this site.
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I *still* have no clue who Kat is. I've only seen his name on this site, and none of the videos work on my phone. I can't be arsed to Google him.
"This world is a whore."
I don't even follow rap and could care less about Biggie, Tupac, and their ilk-- but Suge Knight is one scary ass muthafuckah. I would not put ANYTHING past him.
I love me some Katt, but damn, he's spiraling into Sean Young territory here. Boy is having himself some issues over there. Snoop, come get your boy and put him in a hospital.
(And by "boy" I am not being racist-- I mean "friend.")
original putas - Make no mistake, Suge was still calling the shots (as all gangsters do) while inside. He's a stone-cold thug.
Lord, WHY would anybody start shit with Suge of all people???!!! He's crazy and dangerous, and EVERYBODY fears him. When he was locked up for a few years, things were great. Now he's been out of awhile and is back to intimidating people again. He's not somebody that anyone should be around. KATTT, Ruuuunnn, run Katt, ruuuuuuunnnn!!!!
this katt character is a sad little man.
i didn't know who he was and b/c of sweetas's funny post, i thought i liked him.
fuck no. he's a dirtbag loser.
you can have your weed. have your guns. have your kids. you can have your weed, guns AND kids on xmas. smack a dept store clerk. get bitch smacked by fat dipshit named suge. you can do all those things, any combo ... BUT ...
NOBODY puts quentin tarrentino in a corner!
LIMITS!.
katt crossed the line.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
He's hooked up with Suge now? Its not going to end well AT ALL. Katt's done for.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
I feel like this deserves the "You in Danger, Girl" categorization.
Sarah Smile
This guy is throwing everything he has away which means he wants to die. Very sad.
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Who is Katt Williams? I thought this was a celebrity gossip blog.
god, this guy is a cowardly punk
knew a guy like this years ago when our group was just old enough to start going to bars
He'd start shit then run and hide behind someone else
Or someone would feel like they had to stand up for him
Until everyone caught on and got tired of his shit and we kicked him out of the group
To bad it took one guy loosing an eye before we figured out what the real problem was
A five foot nothing big mouth trouble maker
Snoop and Dre got masonic temple protection shit. They have made self sacrafices in the game and that is why they are still working. But,they have to work. They work these people to death.
''I hope you get your shit together, but I still have love for you.''
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yeah, who's taking?
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
I don't care what color he is,or, who he's managed by: this is one F*CKED up individual, and, he needs to be quieted, put away, or put in rehab..........
Girl,he just in a crazy situation! He spoke too much about the industry in his acts and they got him paranoid! The drugs aint helping... U dont know anything about what he has gone through. Basically blacklisted in that city.. He needs to just quit acting and move on. Too stubborn though and in too deep at this point.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 7:59pm.
yeah but Tupac wasn't no joke either and Suge had him taken care of...
[/Team Suge Did It re:Tupac, and Team I Really Want A Closer Look Taken At Sean Combs re: B.I.G.]
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Huh? Are you saying Suge offed his main meal ticket? Doesn't make sense to me. And you give Tupac too much credit, dude offended a lot of people, I mean like waaaaay over the line stuff. He was gonna get capped by somebody, he had a death wish.
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Oh ITA Bambam, I'm not claiming to be an expert or know his whole discography but he wasn't exactly offering an olive branch to every one on the east coast when he released "Hit 'Em Up"
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 3:14am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 1:55am
yeah but y'all's tough guy Quentin Tarantino sure shut the fuck up and took a cursing from denzel washington on the same topic, didn't he? where were his tough act and his body guards then?
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1.) I have no respect for Denzel Washington because he's a straight up, prententious narrissitic ASSHOLE.
2.)I don't recall I've heard Quentin comment on either Spike Lee or Katt's Bullshit either, which would lead me to believe he doesn't give a fuck in general.
3.) Words are one thing, Denzel didn't put a beat down on him.
4.) I've never heard of this supposed rant of Denzel's, so if you could kindly link me the sources, even then, look at number 2 and 3.
5.) He clearly didn't shut the fuck up in terms of the movie because I don't recall him editing out any of his 110 uses of "Nigger" because of Denzel's supposed tongue lashing, clearly he ain't that SKURRED.
6.) I'm failing to see how this is a big issue. Explain it to me logically that doesn't involve hypocrisy.
PS: according to this, your boy Denzel's oldest daughter is supposedly in Django, so clearly he doesn't give that much of a shit,so maybe you should do some better fact checking.
http://blogs.indiewire.com/shadowandact/denzel-washington-reveals-daught...
"Isn't that interesting how life goes? But I buried that hatchet. I sought him out ten years ago. I told him, "Look, I apologize." You've just gotta let that go. You gonna walk around with that the rest of your life? He seemed relieved. And then here we are ten years later, and my daughter's working with him. Life is something."
That issue he had with QT was from Crimson Tide, and HE apologized.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 1:55am
yeah but y'all's tough guy Quentin Tarantino sure shut the fuck up and took a cursing from denzel washington on the same topic, didn't he? where were his tough act and his body guards then?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by snowball on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 1:09am.
Heh, now he says that if he sees Tarantino, he's going to beat him up because of all the times he used the n word in Django Unchained.
Get some kneepads and a cup, Quentin!!
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Lmao! Yea, let him try, Tarantino, as much as I'm not that big of a fan, except for a few movies, has a built status, Katt knows this, unless he's cracked out to that degree, Quentin ain't a meager Target employee, his guards and entourage would have Katt pinned down and eating kitty litter before he had a chance to even step 10 feet within Quentin's personal space.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Heh, now he says that if he sees Tarantino, he's going to beat him up because of all the times he used the n word in Django Unchained.
Get some kneepads and a cup, Quentin!!
well he would've ran and hid behind Suge but we all know how that turned out when 2Pac tried it...
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 9:52pm.
replace "shit beat out of him" with "shot" and i'm there with you
get help please Katt
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Katt, for reals, get the fuck away from Suge Knight!!!!!! Run, bitch, run!!
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We watched Elf recently & I keep thinking of Katt as an "angry little elf". Maybe that's what started the fight? He told a guy to "call me elf one more time!!" So the guy did. Then little, angry Katt jumped up on a table and bum-rushed the guy. 4 seconds later he ducked under the table, then crawled out of the club to get away from the fight. Of course he left his journal behind with the story about the little peach on the farm. What more vulnerable than a peach, I ask you?!?
as soon as i realized Suge Knight was Katt's manager, all the pieces fell into place.
Suge Knight is evil. He'll shoot Katt Williams himself if he thinks he needs to.
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by chaka1 on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 10:16pm.
I know how you feel, but he is not the definition of all things black. He is on drugs and acting out.
OK so I'm pretty darn tired and thanks to the stupid snow it took me over an hour and a half for a half hour drive home. Somehow, in my sleepy brain, I read the title of the article with Kat von D instead of Katt Williams. I also read the youtube video as Kat von D & Suge Knight and I just got *really* excited.
I was like what did that crazy bitch do?! Was her scrawny ass short fiance involved? Who won? PLEASE TELL ME KAT VON D WHOOPED SUGE'S ASS!!!!
Then I began to read the article, was really confused, then extremely disappointed. Some things are just so much better with herpderp brain. Like this article. And bubbles.
Hating TMZ for the Holiday!
Most of all, I hate the unwashed, sebum-smelling, smarmy long-haired guy asshole. There's also a chunky and older sarcastic female equivalent (this one grunts out comments from its cubicle while picking skin tags). She is an absolute cunt to anyone in her employ--you just know this.
Hate, hate, hate TMZ!
@ Foxxy, MJT and Misslainey,
I'll defer to y'all since I can't really say I followed rap music. Although it started around my time I was always an old school music type of guy anyway.
@ chaka1,
I know right? That's why I try to stay away from places with a certain type of black crowd. Assholes who think starting fights and shit is their idea of a good time.
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Sorry I lost my shit this morning.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
I can't with this fool. No one can possibly be as ignorant as he is.
Makes me embarrassed to be black. Assholes.
Two things can happen here. Either Katt goes to a rehab/psycho ward or he's going to eventually get the shit beat out of him by someone who's not going to play.
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Wow. Y'all talkin bout Pac, Suge, Diddy and Biggy makes me feel like it's 96/97 all over again with all the conspiracy theories. Bad times. And Suge is bad news; I've always believed he had something to do with Pac's death.
Katt needs to step away for a while, like Martin Lawrence did, before they get to him as well. I wouldn't be surprised if he would up dead in a few months. I think he's funny and hot as hell (yes, I occasionally like me some midget meat).
This "gift" should stop giving and giving and just fuck off instead.
Oy. Kat is going to wind up dead in a dumpster before long. Is he even funny?
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
it would totally suck to be a grown man as small as katt is. probably where he gets all that anger from
@ bambam -- what miss jane said. from wiki, and undoubtably not the whole story:
"In October 1995, Shakur's case was on appeal but due to all of his legal fees he could not raise the $1.4 million bail. After serving eleven months of his one-and-a-half year to four-and-a-half year sentence,[65] Shakur was released from the Clinton Correctional Facility due in large part to the help and influence of Suge Knight, the CEO of Death Row Records, who posted a $1.4 million bail pending appeal of the conviction in exchange for Shakur to release three albums under the Death Row label."
When Tupac was killed, only 2 albums were released. Tupac formed his own rap conglomerate, The Outlawz, upon his release fr prison. Per wiki, "He mentioned Makaveli Records a few times before his death. This was supposed to be a music label for up and coming artists that Shakur had an interest in developing or potentially signing, and his own future projects would have also been published through it as well."
also remember Tupac had an established acting career before he went to prison.
Imo that third record for death row was not going to happen. but all of the posthumous releases sure did happen, didn't they?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Suge is a psycho. I'm glad Dre and Snoop got away from him. Why anyone associates with him is beyond me.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 8:33pm.
And who knows what Pac had on him? I always felt Suge had him killed. Some artists are worth more dead than alive.plus, I don't know how credible it is, but Snoop hinted at that, too.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 8:33pm.
Well the rumor I had always heard is that pac was to looking to leave death row. So it's possible that is why he would kill him....
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 7:59pm.
yeah but Tupac wasn't no joke either and Suge had him taken care of...
[/Team Suge Did It re:Tupac, and Team I Really Want A Closer Look Taken At Sean Combs re: B.I.G.]
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Huh? Are you saying Suge offed his main meal ticket? Doesn't make sense to me. And you give Tupac too much credit, dude offended a lot of people, I mean like waaaaay over the line stuff. He was gonna get capped by somebody, he had a death wish.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 8:14pm
I'm onthat team, too.
this keebler elf needs a straight jacket...clearly he is off his meds...
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 8:14pm.
the aforementioned buddy told me that today when we were discussing Suge and Katt. i laughed so loud it scared his dog
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 8:14pm.
I'll join that team. You saw that Suge recently said that Tupac wasn't dead....*EYEROLL*
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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 7:59pm.
yeah but Tupac wasn't no joke either and Suge had him taken care of...
[/Team Suge Did It re:Tupac, and Team I Really Want A Closer Look Taken At Sean Combs re: B.I.G.]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12