Phantom Of WTF
Well, at least Kim Kartrashian isn't the only one who Kanye covers in thirty layers of fuckery. Kanye does it to himself too. During his show at Revel in Atlantic City last night, Kanye West wore two Maison Martin Margiela masks: a rhinestone one that made him look like Liberace as a dom top and a feather one that made him look like Yeti sperm. I'm guessing that Khloe Kardashian wasn't in the audience, because if she was, she would've charged the stage, tackled Kanye took the ground, sunk her teeth into the back of his neck and dragged him up into her lair in the hills to mate with him while the other Yetis howled around them.
Kanye's rhinestone mask IS the look, but that feather mask is very "owl with a mullet wearing its communion suit" or "preacher eagle." Below is a clip from Rolling Stone of Kanye performing while looking like a bunch of doves crashed into his face (homage to Fabio?) . Why isn't anybody in the audience throwing bird seed at Kanye's ass?
This is what it looks like when doves cum all over Kanye's face. But seriously, I need to stop the hate. Seeing Kanye with a face full of feathers and a face full of rhinestones is much better than seeing Kanye's bare face. So what I'm saying is that bitch has never looked hotter.
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That is his Prince Michael Jackson costume. I like it because it covers his vomity-face.
Gaga takes one year off and this happens.
I guess he thinks he's Lady CaCa now. Using outfits as props and distractions from the fact that he has no talent is not going to work. CaCa at least has talent and CAN sing, and well. He just barks into autotune.....which any trained dog can do.
Submitted by ewe on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 8:11am.
So basically by dropping some names that makes you an expert on talent? Girl, bye! You seem more annoyed at his personality than his work, so everything you've said is invalid. Thanks for playing, though.
Is this where we get a rundown of your academic certificates as proof that you know more shit than everyone else? Shut up, cunt. I don't see how it can be "invalid" that she likes the musicians she said she likes, and I don't see where exactly she implied that she's an expert on anything.
And if you're not too arrogant to look down, you can clearly see other people talking about how talented Kanye is. So, no, special snowflake, you're not the only person on Dlisted who thinks that. Bitch, bye.
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Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:13pm.
His dad is, of all things, a mental health worker. I can see why Kanye pulls these elaborate shenanigans and is so full of himself. He's trying to get daddy's attention.
His father blamed my daughter's mental illness on the sexual revolution.
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One time, and I do mean ONE time, I went to a psychiatrist who told me my parents hated me. LOL! My parents are like the most normal people ever. So I do believe this story. There are some people in the mental health field who have some messed up versions of reality. I did wonder why it took months to get in to every other psych in town and with this guy it took around two days.
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I'm trying not to generalize about psychiatrists or professionals in the mental field at large but I deal with psychiatrists and psychologists on a fairly regular basis and all but one of the psychiatrists are just plain odd. I'm not their patient so I have no idea if their oddness is an impediment when they're treating patients - or maybe helps them relate. I know they're pretty handy at dispensing drugs.
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@ ewe and diana... Look up mf doom! Kanye is stealing his whole act... Discuss..
Submitted by DianaDeath on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 1:09am.
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So basically by dropping some names that makes you an expert on talent? Girl, bye! You seem more annoyed at his personality than his work, so everything you've said is invalid. Thanks for playing, though.
Oh and fyi, the joke about diddy's name died years ago. Respect yourself enough to know better.
Mf Doom called and wants his whole act back! This nigga? Fuck Kanye for this shit just nooooooooooo one fucks with Doom! He underground! Real hip hop baby! Fuck that...
Artists are creatively bankrupt now. Just do whatever you can to get attention as if you actually have depth to you.
@ewe thank you for kindly answeringg my question. Yes, I am aware of the existence of hiphop talent; I'm a HUGE fan of everything from Sugar Hill Gang to NWA to Heavy D and everything in between.
My first exposure to Konyo West was him tepidly going blahblahblah over a riff from Ray Charles' "I Got A Woman". As a fan of Charles, I was not amused, and saw him (rightly) as Puff Daddy (or Pee Diddy, Doody Bubble, whatever) 2.0. My next exposure was him on the cover of Rolling Stonin a Jesus Christ getup, which he felt was befitting. I barfed. And now this Kardashian shit. I'll keep listening to my Newcleus and JJ Fad records, THANX.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
I don't know a lot of Kanye West songs, but the ones I've had forced upon me were just stupid. Stupid like Taylor Swift but in a different way.
What would you do for a Klondike?
I'd do anything for a blond dike.
I been on ya
Since OJ had isotoners
Or whatever the fuck. Him, Swifty, and Kim can all fuck off with their idiotic arrogant selves.
Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:13pm.
His dad is, of all things, a mental health worker. I can see why Kanye pulls these elaborate shenanigans and is so full of himself. He's trying to get daddy's attention.
His father blamed my daughter's mental illness on the sexual revolution.
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One time, and I do mean ONE time, I went to a psychiatrist who told me my parents hated me. LOL! My parents are like the most normal people ever. So I do believe this story. There are some people in the mental health field who have some messed up versions of reality. I did wonder why it took months to get in to every other psych in town and with this guy it took around two days.
I may not be into this kind of music, but I think it's SAD when the props/funny masks get ahead of the music.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
The farty ass audio pretty much sums up how I feel about this twat.
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I've seen him live twice and am probably the only person on dlisted that thinks he's talented. No, he doesn't play any instruments, but rap/hiphop isn't about that; it's about your lyrical ability, so fucking stop acting like everyone who plays an instrument is some sort of musical genius. Taylros Swift "plays" the guitar, but her lyrics are fucking ridiculous. Same goes for that asshat Meyer.
Also, he's a good producer and has dropped a lot of great beats. But if this isn't your type of music, that's fine - you don't get it. I don't know shit about hard rock/metallica/techno - but I'd never comment about it either, cos it's all just fucking noise to me. Know your limitations!
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In typical over-the-top fashion, he had to get a Maison Margiela mask when a paper bag would've sufficed.
Oh Kanye, please have several seats. You're not a fashionista. You look like an idiot and you make me embarrassed to be a fan. Please I'm begging you man. Go back to College dropout Kanye or Late Registration or Graduation. I'll even take 808's and Heartbreaks Kanye. Just stop the madness man.
Sincerely- A Fan.
P.S dump the plastic cow.
I love "Through the Wire" and "Slow Jamz" off of his first cd. But the only one of his CDs that I have is "Graduation".
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My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was also a good album. Stand out tracks:
Run away - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8yFDGFES4E
Power - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwCWDbBskU
Monster - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs2mn-2E7Yw
For anyone who cares.
Submitted by DianaDeath on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 7:12pm.
Buy his first album. Listen to anything but that stupid golddigger song. Buy any of his mixed tapes released prior to 2007. Google him to learn about all of the producing, mixing and writing work he did prior to actually releasing his own album.
ETA: That came out WAAAAAAAY more bitchy than I intended. Sorry. He is a complete douche but he actually used to do things that displayed his talent. He did a lot of work for other artists prior to making his own album.
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I still haven't gotten a straight answer on the TALENT portion of this douche's existence. Does this bitch have any actual musical training and ability to (competently) play any instruments? Cos being a stupid jerk in public is not a talent, sorry.
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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 6:29pm.
Mike knows I heart him but come on - dude waxes his chest, FFS!
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Bwahaha, is that so? I didn't know we were dealing with the original "Magic Mike". XD
I'm not very hairy in the upper torso area but my vanity doesn't go that far anyway. I don't have a hairy chest, waxing would only be acceptable for me if I had a hairy back.
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Sal, darling, a little upper body hair is okay. But if your cat feels the need to use your chest or back as a scratching pad, that's just nassy.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 6:29pm.
Mike knows I heart him but come on - dude waxes his chest, FFS!
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Bwahaha, is that so? I didn't know we were dealing with the original "Magic Mike". XD
I'm not very hairy in the upper torso area but my vanity doesn't go that far anyway. I don't have a hairy chest, waxing would only be acceptable for me if I had a hairy back.
But Sal, YOU live in Costa Rica! Talk about paradise!
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:46pm.
Off topic: I've come to the conclusion that i'm too old to stay out very late two nights in a row, especially when I'm out of town (I don't sleep well).
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Sorry to hear that grandpa, I didn't think being 40 would be so harsh on someone who stays in shape.
JK, that's just jealous talk from me. Man, you've done some awesome sight seeing in 2012 alone or what? England, Australia, LA! I wish I could afford all that traveling.
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 6:28pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:46pm.
Off topic: I've come to the conclusion that i'm too old to stay out very late two nights in a row, especially when I'm out of town (I don't sleep well).
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LOL. You being evil like this is hot -sorry Mike.
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Mike knows I heart him but come on - dude waxes his chest, FFS!
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:46pm.
Off topic: I've come to the conclusion that i'm too old to stay out very late two nights in a row, especially when I'm out of town (I don't sleep well).
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LOL. You being evil like this is hot -sorry Mike.
Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:13pm.
I just realized I am 1 degree of separation from him. I have had the displeasure of meeting Kanye's dad on sevral occasions. A more chauvanistic, misogynistic asshole I have never met. His dad is, of all things, a mental health worker. I can see why Kanye pulls these elaborate shenanigans and is so full of himself. He's trying to get daddy's attention.
His father blamed my daughter's mental illness on the sexual revolution. According to Raye West, I should have married her abusive father and been a stay-at-home mom. No, I am not making that up. I didn't know at the time he was Kanye's dad until I saw some doc on Kanye and they interviewed his dad. I was wondering why the asshole therapist (who, incidentally, asked me why I was bringing my daughter to the ER. She was in the midst of full blown psychosis, and threatened suicide, why, indeed) was on TV. Since then, nothing Kanye does surprises me. He is a textbook case.
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Wtf? That's absolutely horribly. Where the fuck did he get his degree from? An online school that advertises during comerical breaks of Judge Judy?
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Autotuned with a feathery mutant bird mask...and whomever recorded that needs another soundcard. It's clearly blown itself to hell from having to endure this bullshit.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
Agree with Dog. This whole GaGa dressing up thing is annoying. Just perform already. Your costume won't hide the fact if it sucks.
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He wont impress me until he comes out like Nina Hagen with a dildo strapped onto her butt.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Gosh! He's trying waaaaay too hard. No good.
Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:13pm.
sorry for your experience. he sounds like a purposely cruel ignorant bastard who should be miles away from the medical profession.
and, yes, explains a lot about Kanye. a lot.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@Esteem -- thanks, and roger that! i am going out on amateur night simply because i want to get dressed up for a change -- have spent so much money on party dresses and shoes that never. get. worn. ;-)
*burns offering to the baccheus so i can carry out my plan of going out close to 11 pm, staying out all night, then at 6 am hitting the bar where my friend's band is playing*
/will prob be back in hotel and sleep by 2 am
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:27pm.
Sad thing is he is actually talented. He has just become a clown. I think he lost his shit when his mom died.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:57pm.
agree. but also agree with Kanye that LA -- and the entertainment industry in particular -- is a cesspool of mind fuckery that can and does change people who are smart and morally sound when they get there.
i'm generally a fan of rampant, 24 hour fuckery but i hate LA County with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. there is a "vibe" i get when i arrive there that i do not get when i travel anywhere else and it is not a good feeling. some great people [including some of you dlisters], great things to do and see and go, but i'm always happy to leave
my speculation is that Donda West for some reason wanted an immediate full boy transformation, but the top line surgeons refused to do the multiple procedures she wanted. so she kept having to "downgrade" to find a surgeon she could convince to, in my opinion, commit malpractice with her legal waiver. i don't think it was about her trying to be cheap -- the big money guys refused to do in the same operation all that she wanted to do
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I just realized I am 1 degree of separation from him. I have had the displeasure of meeting Kanye's dad on sevral occasions. A more chauvanistic, misogynistic asshole I have never met. His dad is, of all things, a mental health worker. I can see why Kanye pulls these elaborate shenanigans and is so full of himself. He's trying to get daddy's attention.
His father blamed my daughter's mental illness on the sexual revolution. According to Raye West, I should have married her abusive father and been a stay-at-home mom. No, I am not making that up. I didn't know at the time he was Kanye's dad until I saw some doc on Kanye and they interviewed his dad. I was wondering why the asshole therapist (who, incidentally, asked me why I was bringing my daughter to the ER. She was in the midst of full blown psychosis, and threatened suicide, why, indeed) was on TV. Since then, nothing Kanye does surprises me. He is a textbook case.
Ohhhh! Kanye is SOOOO avante-garde. You go, girl!
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:57pm.
Yeah, I felt bad for him. It definitely affected him. It seems it was about that time it became more about acting a fool than making decent music. Sad.
I knew his mom was had a successful career - it just seems odd that she would do something so foolish.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 5:03pm.
Haha, have a great time Foxxy, and have a couple for me hmm? I haven't gone out on NYE in ages, although the excuse to dress to the nines (yes, I'm that old) is tempting. ;-)
Did Kim fart into the camera? I can't hear the "music".
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*passes Mike the remote control, the guest snuggie and a hot toddy*
i'm resting up for the next two days because i plan to go out two nights from today. pathetic. a mere shadow of my former self. disgusted.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by DianaDeath on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:52pm.
Actually talented at WHAT? I always hear "Oh, he's SO talented", but I have yet to see a shred of evidence. Does this bitch play any instruments
He has a good 15 minutes worth of songs where he talks into a microphone really well.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:46pm.
Off topic: I've come to the conclusion that i'm too old to stay out very late two nights in a row, especially when I'm out of town (I don't sleep well).
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I hear you, mike. I can't do that even when I'm crashing in my own bed!
Hope you had fun, though!
I've also noticed that my body responds differently to alcohol and drugs. I've noticed that if I drink a lot , i feel rather dysphoric the day after. Years ago I realized Ecstacy is a bad idea after you're thirty or so. The explanation I've heard (that makes sense) is that it causes your serotonin levels to drop (temporarily) too much.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:27pm.
completely agree and do not understand why more people do not recognize the connection. imo it seems he in part perhaps blames himself for her death. for example,
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/16/kanye-west-my-mom-wouldnt_n_719...
http://www.mtv.co.uk/news/kanye-west/340239-kanye-west-mum-dead-suicide-...
also interesting that there seems to be assumptions that Kanye funded his mom's life or was aware of plans to have plastic surgery, her choice of doctor or her plans to ignore her doctor's advice and have multiple procedures at the same time. Or that she would have to ask him for money to do it.
Dr. Donda West had a remarkable professional career before Kanye became Kanye. She supported herself:
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/Oklahoman/obituary.aspx?n=Donda-C-West&...
A lot of people who came up from extreme poverty who later become wealth may continue to "go cheap" because that remains their initial approach to everything unless someone guides them in a different direction
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:46pm.
Off topic: I've come to the conclusion that i'm too old to stay out very late two nights in a row, especially when I'm out of town (I don't sleep well).
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Welcome to the olds, mike! *puts shawl around mike's shoulders, offers cup of Ovaltine*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Actually talented at WHAT? I always hear "Oh, he's SO talented", but I have yet to see a shred of evidence. Does this bitch play any instruments (besides the skin flute)?
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His early stuff is really good. But you're right, after his mom died, he became this asshole who cares more about publicity than putting out quality music.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 4:46pm.
Off topic: I've come to the conclusion that i'm too old to stay out very late two nights in a row, especially when I'm out of town (I don't sleep well).
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I hear you, mike. I can't do that even when I'm crashing in my own bed!
Hope you had fun, though!
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