Sunday, December 30th 2012

Charlie Sheen Drops The Other "F" Bomb At His Club Opening

Ugh Charlie. Just when I start to think you are a nice guy who bails fellow crackheads out of their IRS trouble and donates the rest of your Scary Movie 5 salary to charity, you go and pull this stupid stunt. BOOOOOO. At the opening of the club he co-owns at the El Ganza hotel in Cabo, brilliantly named Sheenz with a Z (insert eye roll here), Charlie Sheen drops an F bomb on the crowd. No, not the glorious FUCK word, which nobody would have given an eff about. YEAH, that one.

NY Daily News has the story, and you can watch the video here on TMZ where Chuck (or as I lovingly refer to him "Upchuck" now amended to "ShutTheFuckUpchuck") yells this to the crowd, which is notably NOT on board with what the fuck he just said judging from the lackluster response.

"How we doing? Lying bunch of f---got asssholes, how we doing?"

Adorable. He immediately apologized for the slur and said he was not trying to offend and that he meant to say "maggots" but he has a lisp. What a lame as fuck excuse. You have a lisp of the brains Charlie, just go do another fat rail off a couple of rented piece's assholes and stop making appearances that aren't pre-taped and edited. Slash showed up and played a set for the club opening, which Charlie by all reports hosted beautifully right up to the point he put his foot in his mouth up to his hipbone (BONUS, I can suck my own dick now! Shit, still cokey and flaccid, and tastes like Lindsay Lohan. ~ Charlie).

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Dog, maybe you're right. I'm not that observant. One thing is for certain though, as soon as I spot a nasty one, i don't give them the time of day. They thrive on attention, so I ignore them.

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Sal, darling, the thing is she has alts she created 3-4 years ago and never used, saving them for now to look like an "old" poster. But the giveaway to that particular stunt is there are no old posts. None. And suddenly a huge flurry. Another giveaway is a new poster who says these words: "New poster, long time lurker." but then they get right into the slamming.

Yes, gaining trust is key for Angela. When she posted as Darth Stoner she did it to me and then began slamming me once PSL came on and told me who she really was. Whatever happened to you and Whamo at JJ would be part of her M.O. If you look over there, very few of them read over here and it's only when someone tells them we're slamming their idols. Otherwise, the loons couldn't care less about Dlisted. I would bet that anyone over there who knows what goes on here in detail and is slamming you guys, is Angela. Meanwhile she's here posting as WR and fooling the living shit out of people.

ETA: there are a few people on here I'd love to email with away from here but dynamite couldn't get me to part with my email addy for the very reasons you stated. I do email with some people but that's from when I first got here and I know they can be trusted.

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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 12:11pm.

Doggy, I confess I fell for Angela's nice act. It's strange, as I said earlier, Whamo and I were wondering who was running his/her mouth to the Brangeloonies. One of the nastier ones actually attacked Wham and mentioned something over there that only someone from here would know. Thanks to you, I think I'm finally connecting the dots and Whamo should as well.

I think the point of being overtly nice is to gain somebody's trust to start exchanging emails and personal information outside the D. I always check the registration date before talking to someone I haven't seen before, but Angela is not dumb. All of her aliases are less than one year old. That said, I believe she won't post at the time of creation, and may debut them at later dates, so by the time she'll post for the first time, her alias will appear to have been around for several weeks or months, and thus it'll be easier to fool others into thinking that this person is a "regular".

It's a pity because I always think people can be redeemed and believe in giving second chances, but after this, I don't think I'll be so easy to trust posters on this site.

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lislop, that's the whole point. She logs in as one person who is overly sweet and helpful, while at the same time using other names to cause all kinds of racist bullshit, hurt people's feelings, post personal pics and information, and just piss people off. That's what she does, and the fact that so many people are fooled by it really gets her juices flowing.

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WR is ALWAYS very nice and upbeat, a real troll is someone who is a nasty instigator, such as the others mentioned.

his toupee is ridiculous. just go bald. he's already aged 15 years since the end of his show anyway.

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Submitted by REDMOND on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 10:42am.

While we're talking about trolling aliases, is Kukai-manini the same person as Cookie Monster/Gaslight?

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Angela, Gladyslove, WR, many others. And apparently Becky, which I didn't know.

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Wow! I didn't know there were that many!

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Submitted by REDMOND on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 10:42am.

While we're talking about trolling aliases, is Kukai-manini the same person as Cookie Monster/Gaslight?

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Angela, Gladyslove, WR, many others. And apparently Becky, which I didn't know.

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Poopele posts comments on this website only as "Poopele".

I am available for weddings, parties, and other public events in need of drunken heckling.

Happy New Year to all of you.

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While we're talking about trolling aliases, is Kukai-manini the same person as Cookie Monster/Gaslight?

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We (HEART) Charlie!

Charlie is a 100% str8 realman tuna-tasting 100% exclusive fish-fucking hetrosexual male!

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Kat Williams hates Charlie Sheen too... He better not say nigger..

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C. Sheen = Walking Pile of Dick Cheese

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Submitted by Esteem on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 3:15am.
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I think Mr. Sarcastic is poopele!(and possibly orgazmo as well)

The good thing about Gladys is that her troll aliases have always been 100% blatant so it's VERY easy to spot her trolling ass!

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@ Glam Haha, I know, she's using two on you here, and geez, I think Mr. S sounds like Cookie? Maybe Poopele though? /shrug

Have a good one. ;-)

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Submitted by Esteem on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 3:02am.
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I try to resist but the trolling aliases are becoming ridiculous.

Happy New Years to you as well Esteem! **hugs**

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@ Glams - baby don't let cookie (I think) and gladys yank your chain.

Happy New Year to you and yours Glams /muah!

Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 2:40am.

I'm the guy that unloads your IQ with every morning piss.

Mr. Sarcastic is my new hero; so he is obviously a person of perception and intelligence and isn't afraid to call a dumb fuck a dumb fucker!

. oops wrong kk thread

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Submitted by Mr. Sarcastic on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 2:18am.
Glambert has to be the dumbest fucker on this site.
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I will take that as a complement from someone like you! Who are you again BTW?

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oi!

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Nice hairpiece, asshole.

He dresses like he pulled the shit out of a trashcan, still uses words like "bitchin'" and "epic" as if it's 1985 in The Valley, and proudly sports rotten, scum-infested teef. Nothing this douche does or says should surprise anyone.

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What is wrong with you people? ?? Sheesh.

Glambert has to be the dumbest fucker on this site.

Another intelligent and stimulating response from the resident dolt.

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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 12:49am.

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 11:17pm.

Exhibit A: the lack of a female president, or any female candidate who is treated with an iota of respect that is automatically awarded to the males.

Hell, we'll probably get a gay male president before the Old Boys Club allows a female one.
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For sure. I mean, with a Sarah Palin or a Michele Bachmann obviously there's more to it then them being females. But if you have a Hilary Clinton, she's automatically a cunt to most people. A wet blanket, no fun, castrating cunt to a bunch of men who hate women.

But, us gays are pretty low on the list, it'll be a while before there could be a gay president. Even affection for gay people is sometimes patronizing and objectifying the way it is for women.

Doesn't it suck? This world always needs a woman to burn at the stake.

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Submitted by gladyslove's latest trolling incarantion on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 1:43am.
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Get a life!(better yet...get a FUCKING CLUE!)

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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 1:37am.
Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 1:17am.

Only because she isn't running against a man right now. When she was running against Obama for the Democratic nomination, they treated her like shit and him like a king.
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Preaching to the choir....

I wanted Hillary to be President but Obama and Clinton were BOTH got bombarded with mudslinging against eachother just like the Republibots did. It is the nature of politics.

Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 1:17am.
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 11:17pm.

Exhibit A: the lack of a female president, or any female candidate who is treated with an iota of respect that is automatically awarded to the males.

Hell, we'll probably get a gay male president before the Old Boys Club allows a female one.
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We have PROBABLY ALREADY had a gay male president.(in the closet)

That being said I think there will be a female president before an "OPENLY" gay male president.

P.S. Hillary Clinton IS treated with respect(as much "respect" as any politician can get anyway.)

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1. Barack Obama was very openly gay among the gay bath house scene in Chicago along with Rahm Emanuel which surprised many Chicagoans when he decided to run for President.

2. Hillary is not only a female (duh) but a lesbian. Bill has been quoted as saying she has had more beaver than he has.

Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 1:17am.

Only because she isn't running against a man right now. When she was running against Obama for the Democratic nomination, they treated her like shit and him like a king.

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Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 1:17am.

James Buchanan was known to be gay. Allegedly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Buchanan#Personal_relationships

President. Buchanan's and King's close relationship prompted Andrew Jackson to call King "Miss Nancy" and "Aunt Fancy", while Aaron V. Brown spoke of the two as "Buchanan and his wife."

In a 2012 essay sociologist Jim Loewen wrote, "There can be no doubt that James Buchanan was gay, before, during, and after his four years in the White House. Moreover, the nation knew it, too – he was not far into the closet....Today, I know no historian who has studied the matter and thinks Buchanan was heterosexual."

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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 11:17pm.

Exhibit A: the lack of a female president, or any female candidate who is treated with an iota of respect that is automatically awarded to the males.

Hell, we'll probably get a gay male president before the Old Boys Club allows a female one.
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We have PROBABLY ALREADY had a gay male president.(in the closet)

That being said I think there will be a female president before an "OPENLY" gay male president.

P.S. Hillary Clinton IS treated with respect(as much "respect" as any politician can get anyway.)

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Is his show still on?

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 11:17pm.

Exhibit A: the lack of a female president, or any female candidate who is treated with an iota of respect that is automatically awarded to the males.

Hell, we'll probably get a gay male president before the Old Boys Club allows a female one.

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Probably just the few remaining functional neurons firing randomly in Carlos Estevez's brain. You know, the 4 or 5 that haven't been completely destroyed by alcohol or crack.

In any case, we can expect a totally sincere apology tour in 3...2....1....

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

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Man, this just outrage! I cannot believe Sheen said those words. I never heard anyone use such filth! I should sue...

It's not like I fucking cuss myself. I fucking love proper language and fucking hate it when people say "fuck" on the internet..

Lol..

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Of course someone who rams through women has issues with gay people too. People act like everyone who is homophobic is secretly gay when really, most of them just hate women and perceive anyone who engages in what are TRADITIONALLY submissive roles to be lesser than them or property.

Before racism, before homophobia or anti-semitism, there is always has been terrible misogyny we still have yet to overcome.

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A lisp? Remember when that slut Sienna Miller called Pittsburgh a shitty city then apologized by saying she had turrets syndrome? Idiots.

Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 8:04pm.
Teflon Charlie. I swear they could find a dead hooker in his trunk and he'd still get a six figure tv deal.
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There was the time Denise Richards accused him of being involved in the overdose of the porn star Chloe Jones. A few years ago Charlie's car was found thrown over a cliff - twice! Who knows who was sending him a message. Charlie is one shady guy. For him, saying the word "faggot" is the least of his problems.

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I guess he should have said bitches. Or probably whorz.

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anyone finding themselves shocked or newly apalled at this pus infected oozing scab named carlos, this late in the tragic game, needs a form of mental rehab themselves.
who expected anything more of this shitbag?
it's a word that hurts and people my age and above have to take an extra level of caution because that word (and a few others) was an accepted part of the daily vocab in the pre-pc years.
so, i can't totally hate on the scumbaird any extra for this, it's just par for the course with a person whose brain cannot perform due dilligence in restraint anymore.
his brain is fried.
the man is done.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

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My friends dad worked on two and a half men and said they had to have a meeting about Charlie offering the crew guys $ 500 to blow him

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Oh for fuck's sake. I've seen the nastiest most vile stuff said here, now some want to clutch their pearls and act offended.

Words have no power unless YOU give them power. JFC

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 9:14pm.

Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 9:07pm.
Hekki, I have pc fatigue too. Besides, everyone here has a foul mouth!

It's Chuck Sheen who said it, not Nelson Mandela!

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Maybe you don't have pc fatigue, just a yeast infection.

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Charlie Sheen is a pig. This is not news.

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I wish this dried-up skin flake would blow away already.

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I always loved the term fag hag. I found it endearing. I guess it's un PC now too. You can say anything now without offending someone.

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You all are just bitching at him cuz ur hoping he'll give you some go away money.

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What kind of stupid comment is this?

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Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 12/30/2012 - 9:07pm.
Hekki, I have pc fatigue too. Besides, everyone here has a foul mouth!

It's Chuck Sheen who said it, not Nelson Mandela!

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You have it because it's optional for you.

Maybe you don't have pc fatigue, just a yeast infection.