Lindsay Lohan Won't Let A Little Tag Like "Groupie" Stop Her From Stalking The Wanted
We all know that Lindsay Lohan has no shame, no pride, and not one fuck to give (LIES!!! - Lindsay's johns). We were all wondering why her broke ass stowed away on a plane to London as Jay Harvey reported yesterday (no we weren't, but just go with it). So it's no surprise that even after Max George from the Wanted called her a groupie, and even though she said her ass was staying home and baking cookies for New Year's Eve, Crushable says they can guess why: to continue following the band around like a mangy kitchen ass fur wearing puppy dog. LiLo, the Unwanted. No, I'm sure she's in London to entertain the royals at their request. HAHAAHAHA I crack myself up.
So much for impressing the judge in her probation violation case or club slap down case or whichever charge she's facing this time by NOT partying like a rock star. Well, I guess the Wanted aren't real rock stars, so it doesn't count. She's just partying like a blip on the music screen, so it's okay. Plus, she consulted her Magic 8 Ball, asked it if Max really loved her, and it responded "HELL NO" so she took that as a maybe. Then she smoked it.
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nice double chin, rat fur weave and cement filled lips; she doesn't look a day over 52
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 01/01/2013 - 9:43pm.
Lindsay and Dina party hard in London (sounds like this was the day they arrived--how do you do that after a long flight unless you have artificial support? I mean, like strong coffee?):
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Shameful. They've worn out their welcome in America so now they're taking their fuckery abroad. Nice. Did you see the pic of them? Dina is fucking trashed but that's a typical Monday in Lohanville.
http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/204059/2013/01/lindsay-and-dina-...
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 01/01/2013 - 11:39pm.
Ok...this Million Dollar Makeover is on now, and it's some house that Lindsay bought. I didn't hear where, but it's a cottage-y, Hampton type house. And bitch has a budget of $500 thousand. WTF??? Doesn't she owe the IRS a buttload of money? Besides Charlie Sheen, where does she keep getting dollars from????
Actually, it's a house she's renting; she's paying $8,000/mo for it. The budgeted money didn't go towards anything of hers, and she got pissed off about not being paid for her time. So you know (you wouldn't see this at the end), the show always has a big "reveal" at the end, to see how the owner/renter likes their renovations. However, blowhan pitched a fit and refused to be filmed in the ending; the show actually shot around her, and the reveal at the end doesn't include her. She's so fucking stupid that she can't even manage to get free publicity without fucking it up somehow...
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Ok...this Million Dollar Makeover is on now, and it's some house that Lindsay bought. I didn't hear where, but it's a cottage-y, Hampton type house. And bitch has a budget of $500 thousand. WTF??? Doesn't she owe the IRS a buttload of money? Besides Charlie Sheen, where does she keep getting dollars from????
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The jokes on her then, cause The Wanted aren't even in London right now. Ironically they're in the states.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 6:05pm.
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LOL @ "Hag, please!"
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Damn, she looks like something the cat wouldn't even drag in.
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" She actually says "I feel safe here. And that's what's most important" of the apartment. Then she boo-hoo's at the paparazzi outside and plays up her anxiety."
She feels so safe that she lives at Chateau Marmont?
"This world is a whore."
I'm suffering from a terrible case of schadenfreude after laughing my ass off at these comments...reaching for my rosary to say 20 Hail Mary's. Oh, the shame!
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I'm older than her but she looks 5-7 years older than me. Damn, girl.
Lindsay and Dina party hard in London (sounds like this was the day they arrived--how do you do that after a long flight unless you have artificial support? I mean, like strong coffee?):
"The mother-daughter duo had glazed eyes when they left the trendy restaurant. Dina stumbled and had to have help staying on her feet.
Both wearing furry jackets and mini dresses to show off their legs, the ladies dined at the eatery [C London] in the heart of London's Mayfair district.
At one point, Lindsay looked strangely out of it while talking to a female friend during the dinner. And later, when leaving the restaurant, the actress looked at the camera with a vacant expression and her long red hair disheveled."
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Bitch is gonna be on 'Million Dollar Decorators' on Bravo tonight!!! Wonder who she blew for THAT one??
She actually says "I feel safe here. And that's what's most important" of the apartment. Then she boo-hoo's at the paparazzi outside and plays up her anxiety.
Ho, please. You left your safe place back at camp in 'The Parent Trap.'
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Fake tits. Fake tan. Fake hair extensions. Fake sexuality (says "I'm not gay" while boinking samro). Fake, Fake, Fake, etc.
Is there anything real about this bitch?
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by MissDior: "
< Unless it was custom-made for Paris Hilton and she gave it to LiLo as a hand-me-down.
That's my opinion, anyway. Bright bags are fine, but those should be more "disposable".>
It probably was disposable to Paris, as she probably used it 1st as a dog carrier.
Dogs: disposable = Birkin bag: disposable = Paris intelligence level
What the hell, did she try to wash and dry that coat herself?
Doll-Parts I think she looks like Dina in that pic
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Must have had her eyebrows applied by a British makeup artist. They'll do a trick like that.
http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/05/lindsaycoat.jpg
That does not even look like the same woman. I don't care what she says...Lilo must silently scream inside every time she sees a cover or movie featuring Emma Stone. Cuz she basically took Lilo's old GOOD look...and ran with it.
EPIC FAIL!
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Lindsay years ago in her stolen fur. She looks *gorgeous* compared to now.
"This world is a whore."
at this point, all I has to say is that orange hair and an orange tan don't go together well.
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Let me guess this straight...she flies overseas to follow a boyband who would rather that she stay away, while at the same time signs up to appear on a trashy reality show for the benefit of producers who hope she loses her shit on a pack of other has-been Z listers?
For her sake, she'd better pray the judge she gets has a *great* sense of humor.
A lot of people think she looks like her mother, but I think her cocaine snorting mama has a flat, weird face. Lindsay's face projects well, but here, her face looks like a flat pancake like her dipship, money grubbing ma.
What is with the orange skin, hair, lips, rouge and shadow Lindsay? Quel horreur,rust is definitely not the look.
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I feel sorry for her :(
"slept with head in Doritos bag". Go Athena13!
Submitted by oh dave on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 6:49pm.
That's where my shaggy bathmat went! Lindsay, you thief!
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Submitted by MissDior: "That pink Birkin is looking busted. Hermes should sue her for making their products look like cheap shit."
Totally.
And if you're going to get a Birkin and use it as your everyday bag, get a neutral color. That shit looks cheap as hell and it makes me wonder if it's real. Unless it was custom-made for Paris Hilton and she gave it to LiLo as a hand-me-down.
That's my opinion, anyway. Bright bags are fine, but those should be more "disposable".
Where does she get those manky looking fur jackets/coats/vests??? Does she roll old hookers for them?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
That pink Birkin is looking busted. Hermes should sue her for making their products look like cheap shit. I like how her hair and skin are the same color. Is this her look for 2013? She's serving us liver failure jaundice realness.
I'm at least 8 stone heavier and 10 years older than Lindsay Lohan, and I still look better than she does. how is that possible??????
She looks like she slept with her head in a Dorito's bag.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... : "...Rich bitches should start sewing their names in their clothing if they don't want this thing slithering in and stealing everything they own."
LOL.
Chris Eccleston -- the problem, hon, is that even if the fur coats were returned to their rightful owners, said owners wouldn't want the coats back after this smelly whore wore them for even a couple of hours. Her heinous stench is so powerful that it cannot be removed. It's like the B.O. in Jerry's car on "Seinfeld," the smell he referred to as an entity.
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She's starting to look like an old weathered Strawberry Shortcake doll.
Good Christ.....she looks horrendous. Makes Donatella Versace look like a fresh faced dewdrop fairy.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I think the fake tan is an equivelent of britney's pink wig. Lilo puts on the fake tan when she's a mess inside. Also I am staying in tonight as Lindsay is on the same island, even if London is 200 miles away from my city, better safe than sorry.
Submitted by parkerj on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 7:08pm.
Where is she getting all these fur coats from?
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Various nightclub coatrooms, I'm sure. Rich bitches should start sewing their names in their clothing if they don't want this thing slithering in and stealing everything they own.
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A-ha. Daily Mail says she's signed on to "Celebrity Big Brother" in the UK. Same show Liza's ex-husband and every hasbeen eventually makes it to over there. I was wondering who was paying her hotel bill. The producers must be giddy with anticipation.
Where is she getting all these fur coats from?
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That dude's face in the background says it all
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That's where my shaggy bathmat went! Lindsay, you thief!
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when I was 26 I was at the height of my physical beauty, and I PARTIED MY ASS OFF FOR DAYS ON END..no sleep, no food, and yet and still, with no real access to plastic surgeons or expensive beauty treatments, I look a million times better and I KNOW parties an thousand times harder than this slut. Bottom line is her genes are weak, her lies are see through, and all I can hope for now that Kim Whoretrashian will spawn, is that one good thing will happen in 2013 and that is this waste of air will finally see the inside of a jail cell. My day started badly with the Whoretrashian news, and the only hope left for 2013 is that this piece of shit tramp will go down. Nice job "staying inside"on New Years, I guess she thought that meant staying inside a club or a crack den, well then, go for it, Lie Low.
Submitted by watch me boogie on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 6:41pm.
The hell is wrong with her face lately? She's got this double chin going on.
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Oh wow, she looks like a REAL crack whore in those Daily Mail photos. I *almost* feel sorry for her. I SAID ALMOST.
She looks terrible.
The hell is wrong with her face lately? She's got this double chin going on. It's not like she's overweight or anything. Bad surgery? Prescription steroids?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 6:12pm.
johnnysgirl - right? She can't afford to get help, but she can jet off to London and party her face off.
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as long as she's not making a baby announcement i'm
good with whatever she's doing, wearing, or snorting.
johnnysgirl - right? She can't afford to get help, but she can jet off to London and party her face off.
I fully expect her to kick the bucket in less than six months. More likely less than three.
She looks like Carrot Top.
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 5:23pm.
So, she was all dressed up in a mini and fur coat to go out to "dinner with friends" but returned in spandex, an oversized shirt and some dudes coat, looking drunker than a skunk? Yeah, someone just serviced a John.
LOL. As long as she stays in this evening.
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Errrrr....Ok....True. She's not really lying.
She claims she can't afford to hire a psychiatrist. Hag, please! If you really want help, you find a way. I did, while I was broke and unemployed. She'll run away from change until she finally kicks the can.
Her parents should be drawn and quartered.