ESCANDALO (Not Really): Justin Bieber Caught With A Blunt

The paparazzo who was killed while trying to take pictures of The Lesbeaver was supposedly stalking his ass all day, because the pap was told that the Canadian Baby Jesus is hooked on that good shit and he wanted the first pictures of Justin getting high. Well, a day after the paparazzo was killed, somebody did get pictures of Justin Bieber sucking on a blunt. Our little Canadian Baby Jesus is growing up, because he's traded his pacifier and bottle for a Corona and a blunt, and TMZ posted the proof last night.

On January 2nd, the Biebs and his best friend 4eva Lil Twist, who was driving Justin's Ferrari at the time the paparazzo was ran over, smoked up at a hotel in Newport Beach, CA. TMZ's source says that Lil Twist and his brother rolled up the party favors and passed them to everyone in the room. Everyone in that hotel room knows what it's like to get dutch oven'ed by Willie Nelson, because the room quickly filled up with pot smoke. Justin's security guards were in the room, but they must've been too busy trying to inhale the air, because they didn't care that people were taking pictures of the chosen one swallowing clouds of weed smoke. Justin sort of responded to the pics on Twitter and he was probably still high when he did it, because he let out some deep words of wisdom that only a stoner would let out after taking twenty too many bong hits:

"everyday growing and learning. trying to be better. u get knocked down, u get up."

I know, an 18-year-old smoking weed is just one big "....AND?"

Justin doesn't need to explain anything, because obviously he only uses the good shit for medicinal purposes. I mean, menstrual cramps are a bitch!

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 11:33pm.

Maybe smoking will make his voice a little more masculine, since his balls refuse to drop.

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Submitted by mascguy90027 on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 8:03pm.

God, this little bitch tries so hard to thug out. It's a joke. He's majorly trying to work out his attraction for hard-ass black men. You know he thinks about getting plowed up the ass by a hot BBC if he isn't already. Put on those ladies panties, cut out a hole around the asshole and take it like the BITCH YOU ARE! LOL.

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Submitted by notreallyworking on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 7:52pm.

This story is not about the Beaver.

The headline should read: Whose the little bitch that threw Bieber under the bus and sold his soul for a quick payday... that motherblanker needs to be dealt with.

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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 3:20pm.

it looks like a clove cigarette, and I would expect nothing less from this wimpy assed little douchebag.

Submitted by Jeanneee on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:40pm.

Wake me when there's pics of him in an orgy with Usher, NeYo, Lil Twist and George Takei.

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Submitted by GingerSoul on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 11:19am.

This jackass bores me. He has all the appeal and charisma of week-old dingleberries. In spite of the lies told to us about pot being a gateway drug, in this little ass-wipe's case I hope it is just that; bath crystals perhaps. Hey tapeworm, if you really want to try something, go to Russia and try Krokodil-enjoy.

Submitted by chavonnc on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 10:57am.

I call B.S. Either this whole set up is fake, or that is the weakest blunt I've ever seen in my life and kid just got cheated by whoever got it for him.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 10:05am.

how nice of justina letting her man drive his rari.

Submitted by Kizzy on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 9:43am.

Please, just this once, let marijuana truly be a gateway drug.

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Submitted by illuminaupolis on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 8:58am.

This lil douche is owned by gangsters. The most unsavory sleeze bags you could ever imagine. Tell that to your kids and tuck them in and put on some real music like joni mitchel.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...

Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 8:30am.

Submitted by tomahawk on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:21pm.
Are blunts in the USA already rolled? I have never seen a brown blunt.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 8:25am.

Mark my words folks, Beiber will be the next Leif Garret.

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Submitted by Aquarianne on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 6:44am.

What a fine example he sets for his fans~mostly 11 or 12. Start with pot at 10 there's no place to go but downhill. The grade school dealers must be ecstatic.

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 4:29am.

That looks like a Swisher Sweet, or some kind of end-o. Too small for a blunt. We all probably have different words for things, but to me,

Blunt = cigar emptied of tobacco and stuffed with weed
Spliff = mega-joint using multiple papers, usually cone-shaped, containing a mixture of tobacco/weed/hash sprinkles
End-o = ciggie emptied of tobacco and stuffed (gently!) with pot

Who the fuck cares what the wretched homunculus is smoking.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:20am.

Hey VOB...I was out with some old friends tonight and feeling very sleepy right now. Beibers time in the limelight is almost over I hope.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:13am.

Good evening Mani.. How are you? Question... Will he get arrested and will his leg fall off.. LOL..:p::: grins

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 2:11am.

Sure..it's weed today, tomorrow he'll be shooting heroin. All the money is gone, then he'll be using a double sided dildo with Usher like in Requiem for a Dream...it's all over.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 1:43am.

THIS BITCH. I am so over hearing about his antics. GO AWAY ALREADY

You beat me to it! haha, good job. Fuck I'm so over being assaulted by headlines of Bieber Gets His First Wet Dream, Kim's Ass Looks Especially Fat Today. God ENOUGHHHHHH.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 01/06/2013 - 12:13am.

THIS BITCH. I am so over hearing about his antics. GO AWAY ALREADY

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:09pm.

Submitted by sushi on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:18pm.

My problem with weed is that seems like all of these stars want to brag about using it as if it makes them cool.

Being a stoner is no more cooler than being a drunk.
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I have to respectfully disagree. I would much rather people smoked weed than drank alcohol. To me, alcohol is much more dangerous. Stoners don't normally kill other people in a fit of rage or kill entire families when they get behind the wheel of a car.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:40pm.

He's getting inspiration from Chumbawamba?

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:38pm.

Submitted by Andrei on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 11:55pm.

Fuck me.

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Submitted by Doctor Bombay on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:32pm.

Meatblocks is a hot ticket. Posts are wicked pissah.

Bieber smokes oregano pinners rolled in pineapple flavored papers.
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Submitted by Andrei on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:25pm.

Jebus, I'm tired of hearing about this kid. Fuck me.

Submitted by SFRB on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:20pm.

Is this chick old enough to show titz yet?

Submitted by KA on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:18pm.

Submitted by tomahawk on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:40pm.

you will have to explain dreibein for me. i was never good at rolling a blunt, but i was real good at rolling joints at one time. i think if i tried to roll one now i'd suck at it. this is what hitting the pipe all the time does to you.

i dont blame you on the cigarillos. if i smelled them now i'd puke. i'd smoke a good cigar though.

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Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:13pm.

I'd legalize the weed. It's Canadian musicians that need to be outlawed.

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:09pm.

He should just say it's salvia

Submitted by illuminaupolis on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 9:44pm.

He's a stupid hick, unlike Elvis, who was a country gentleman but intelligent and curious. Beiber is just a dumbass.
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Submitted by KA on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:25pm.
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Thank you, I might make some pics of the joints "build" from my fellow students, and, although I have never rolled one myself, I know the mystery of building a "Dreibein" that was before cigarette paper long enough for joints was sold around here.
And actually I hate cigarillos, I can't imagine anyone smoking them by choice (no offense). I was into cigars for a while though, which is kind of strange, actually.

Submitted by KA on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 8:55pm.

Submitted by tomahawk on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 10:21pm.

Are blunts in the USA already rolled? I have never seen a brown blunt.
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what we call blunts here are rolled in a hollowed out cigar. i know what cigarillos you are talking about though. i smoked them years ago as kind of a rest from cigs. i hate to say this, really it pains me, but justin might just be smoking one of those.

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Submitted by tomahawk on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 8:51pm.

Are blunts in the USA already rolled? I have never seen a brown blunt. I've got some cigarillos which just look the same (the oilstation warden likes me so he gives me tons of stuff for free, and unfortunately the homeless who used to hang around my workplace doesn't show anymore).

Submitted by KA on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 8:48pm.

zomg u ppl r so judge mentil! justin waz jus holding it for a friend. how dare u ppl acuse him of doin drugz! leave justin alone! kthx

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 8:40pm.

lynn lynn
city of sin
i didnt come out
the way i went in
north shore south shore
doe-chestuh, rev-ee-aah, quince-z and wooooo-stuh.
born on the red line and weaned on the green.
i was just back in masshole last month and WTF, they've been taken hostage by dunkin fuckin donuts. lmaooo at rt 1/saugus. unreal how many dunkies there are now on that one road alone.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by Doctor Bombay on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 8:28pm.

A picture of an teen douchenozzle with a blunt? BFD

Now when the paps get a picture of him in makeup wearing a sequined tube top, gold satin hot pants, and roller skates with a baby pacifier in his mouth? Then page me!

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Submitted by Hairy Back Mary on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 8:00pm.

Oh God I wish I had a blunt right now. Dammit all for not having a dealer on speed dial.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 8:10pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 4:19pm.
Even if he could out smoke a Rastafarian, I would still consider him a pansy douche nozzle.
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:26pm.

@ Meatblocks... You have family from Chelsea too? LOL

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:22pm.

I have to ask since I can't have any.. Is it the good stuff chili... The kind the friends drop over for...::: peers into crock pot::?

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:19pm.

look at that fetus smokin, ain't that cute.
and gotta admire that precious hair-doozy, so tall and sprayed it'd make a slut from revere blush or a w.virginian rooster-fucker horny. & look at those virgin kicks w/an odemeter reading of 520 feet (480 more & it'll be time for freshies).
yup, might as well smoke'm up, what else to do when you have everything and anything.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:19pm.

Hi VOB! it was quite nice, thanks for asking. The BF and I went to Bryan Voltaggio's restaurant in Frederick MD today and stuffed ourselves silly with delicious food. Now we are gearing up the crockpot to make chili for tomorrow's Redskins win.

The diet to lose the holiday pounds will start.....Monday. yeah, that's the ticket.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:14pm.

HOwdeee Sans... How was your day?

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:12pm.

Oh my stars. *clutches pearls*

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:08pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:23pm.

If it's presented in the right context, maybe. Kinda like "whisk." ;-)

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:08pm.

Hekki... My sober parent started with my three year old diving off the back steps because he was pretty sure he could fly. Sadly.. He couldn't.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 7:06pm.

:::looks at Tigerlily and back at Bieber.. Notices *something about Mary * Bieber style products::: moves carefully behind the Tiger..." OK ....go ahead and hit him..."

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 6:53pm.

Omg Hekki....that's why my husband and I have to do alternating nights on Ambien. Lol. One of us has to be clear - minded in case of an emergency. I would never want to risk my kids getting hurt or possibly losing them. What a nightmare! :(

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 6:51pm.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 8:16pm.
Tigerlily... Happy New Year to you... Tosses a slim Jim..;)
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Skankyou, and like wise! 2013 is gonna ROCK! (Ok, no it's not) *shrugs, opens Slim Jim*
On topic: LesBeaver's hair makes my fist want to meet his face.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/05/2013 - 6:46pm.

Tigerlily... Happy New Year to you... Tosses a slim Jim..;)