Matt Dallas Publicly Comes Out In A Tweet
Taylor Swift, Katie Holmes and Renee Zellweger are all shedding a single tear while fearing for the future of bearding, because they've lost another one. Matt Dallas, who was Kyle in Kyle XY, has publicly declared his undying love for peen on Twitter (via Towleroad) by announcing that he's engaged to a dude. So Matt Dallas shouted "I LOVE PEEN!" and then every dude with a peen who loves dudes who loves peen is like, "YAY! More options for me!" But then Matt Dallas breaks boners by saying he's not single and he's not an option. This is like if In-N-Out announced their new home delivery service and then in the next breath said that unfortunately, all delivery slots are filled forever! Sorry.
Matt Dallas coming out as gay is about as shocking and unpredictable as me announcing that I had a pot cookie and a cream soda for dinner last night, but he still did it. Matt opened the glass closet door and slipped out with this tweet about being engaged to singer/songwriter type Blue Hamilton.
The combination of Blue Hamilton sort of looking like Matt Dallas in the face and me having the Mondays in my eyes made me think to myself, "Matt Dallas is engaged to a Labrador? Congratulations, I guess, but the Labrador doesn't look really fucking excited about it."
You know you thought that too, don't lie.
(Pic via Tyler Shields)
• 
1.
Discount Louis Vuitton Handbags find online for prices nike air yeezys that you would never trust that you could pay. You can discount authentic Louis Vuitton handbags air yeezy kanye west purchase at reasonable prices. Prices low as 100. Believe it or Not discount Louis Vuitton handbags are available here cheap air max on the Internet for much lower prices than retail prices. You ever get nike mag for sale I wish you could afford an old Louis Vuitton handbag? To hold hundreds, if not millions of other borse Louis Vuitton outlet price some people out air max 2012 there who enjoy opulence have a real Louis Vuitton bag without the genuine price you want.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 7:12pm.
Who dis?
__________________________________
I don't know, but he gay.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Who he? Why no one here ever hear of him? We all hicks wifout no culture?
Couples who look like each other = icky.
_______________________________________________
"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Is it newsworthy if no one knows who the f this is? ABC family does not count as a resource...You have to be on Bravo or Showtime to get cred at this bitch.
Wasn't he out when his show was actually still on?
Congrats, dude. All the best to you and your partner.
Dont' know anything about the show but good for Matt. Big Congrats to them! LOL, labradors are fickle creatures, secretly the pup is smiling to himself. <3
all delivery slots are filled forever! Sorry. - love love love :)
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Are you sure Matt didn't have himself cloned so he could date/marry himself? It's been known to happen (we gays are all narcissists at heart).
**********
Shiitake happens...
Who dis?
I did think it was the Labrador and found his name a little peculiar, but then hollywood and baptizing any living thing normally are arch rivals.
congrats to Kyle and his lab!
;)
**************************************************
And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
He was always out tho. Congratulations on the engagement.
Never heard of him or his show.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I've got a strong stomach and no standards to speak of" - MK 2/5/11
OK, now I see. This Matt Dallas is in the main picture and his fiance is with the cute dog and
black footie socks. I thought it was the same guy.
I thought the dog was his fiancee too...which would be cool cause that dog is major cute...the dude so-so....my dog is so chill and cute if she were human I would definately marry her...and yes I am female and no I won't cause bestiality is wrong, but her personality and brains have mader her my favorite person ever, she is just stuck in a puppeh's body...her looks are to die for too!!
And in other 'Color Me Surprised' News.......water is indeed wet.
Team don't know who they are, but our Labbie looks just like theirs. Leather couches are the only way to deal with the dog hair.
I don't know Matt Dallas or the show he was on, but good for him.
Don't know who this is either, but his Lab is adorable. :)
* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *
www.poopreport.com :)
<3-------------------------------<3
RIMADYL KILLS
I've never seen this guy's work in TV or movies, but I thought he was announcing his engagement to his dog. LOL.
Submitted by BobNYC on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 1:14pm.
Y A W N. How long has the sun been yellow? Very old news.
Think what a difference he could have made if he came out when he was popular and getting attention as an actor. Now he's getting attention because he came out. Oh, now I get it.
-----------------------------
IKR. I hate this new trend of people who we already knew were gay anyway, suddenly announcing it but either after they got engaged/married or are a hasbeen. Like the double whammy will get them more coverage which is surely the intention.
I mean wtf, what kind of message does that send? That you have to wait till you're completely irrelevant and/or sorted relationship wise to do it? God, just when you thought these self-serving assholes couldn't get any worse.
That said, of course it's better that he did it and I like Matt/them as a couple. At least he did it when he was young and not over 40 which is sadly the norm, when no one cares in every sense. And another cool thing about it is Matt just casually slipped it in with a pic of a guy on twatter, not even saying it, as if it was the norm/people already knew anyway so what the hell (I hope).
That Blue Hamilton is hot, though not with a beard. Kinda looks like Milo Ventimiglia.
Gay couples who look alike always creep me out. I had a really wonderful advisor in college who was attractive, mid 40's and gay and then eventually met his partner who had very similar features, the same haircut, dressed smilar, they drove the same car and even were both pofessors...it was a little weird.
And OF COURSE that photo is by Tyler Shields. You know that your skills and creativity are non-existent when you have to copy creepy Terry's work.
The Republicans predicted people marrying dogs. I don't think they expected it this soon...
The dog is cute. "Fiancé" not so much.
That is all.
Y A W N. How long has the sun been yellow? Very old news.
Think what a difference he could have made if he came out when he was popular and getting attention as an actor. Now he's getting attention because he came out. Oh, now I get it.
Well who cares now. What's his career these days? Gay supper club cabaret acts?
Anno- Mr. Brooks and I have been together for 16 and don't look alike either. This girl and her girlfriend always looked alike. I asked someone we used to work with, "Hey, did you see M's girlfriend?" She said, "How she looks like her sister?" She lives a few states away otherwise people might wonder more.
"Matt Dallas is engaged to a Labrador? Congratulations, I guess, but the Labrador doesn't look really fucking excited about it."
That's the exact same thought that came into my head. I seriously thought he had just gotten a new dog. Was a huge fan of Kyle XY and I'm happy he's found someone :)
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:44p
This girl I used to work with is a big ol' lez (seriously, she's about 5'0" and 350 pounds) and she and her girlfriend look like sisters. The girlfriend is slightly taller, about 5'4" and 250 pounds, but they have the same haircut, same coloring, same facial features. It's sort of creepy.
Isn't it supposed to take YEARS for couples to look alike? BTW, 20 years for Mr Banano and me, and we don't resemble each other yet, lol
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:32pm.
His new fiance is kind of cute but they look too much alike. It must be like making out with a mirror.
This girl I used to work with is a big ol' lez (seriously, she's about 5'0" and 350 pounds) and she and her girlfriend look like sisters. The girlfriend is slightly taller, about 5'4" and 250 pounds, but they have the same haircut, same coloring, same facial features. It's sort of creepy.
who? congrats!
_____________________________________________
"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
@jesusfuckingchrist
tommygirl's coming out would only be shocking because of the way he delusionally white-knuckles it to the door jam to stay in.
speaking of lubed ass hanging out of a closet, this dude up there could pass for a travolta.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I liked the show....but immediately questioned the "no belly button" issue. Good for him....I hope he kept all the money from the Kyle series...
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
SHUT IT JACK!!!!!!! LOOLOLOL
**************************
"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
His new fiance is kind of cute but they look too much alike. It must be like making out with a mirror.
Is this news? I thought everyone already knew he was gay. He used to have those messy fights with that guy from Mean Girls before they broke up.
Whatever. Good for him, Blue and the dog.
A dedication to Jack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBmkwMVSZHo
anno DAHLING, man card? I lost that shit in the divorce...
Glambert - set it to shuffle with NKOTB and Backstreet Boys and fuck yea! I had to delete all my Korn but I think we can both agree it was a smart choice.
----------------------------------------------
" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Saix on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 11:49am.
A 'new' fiance? He had an old one that went out of fashion?
----------------------------------
'Zackly what I thought. Nice choice of words, dumbass. Like a fiance is the same as a pair of shoes, or a hairstyle.
Hekki- oh god that's so gross. Why don't they just take him to the vet? They have an antibiotic shot they can give dogs and cats so you don't have to give them pills daily and it works wonders.
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:16pm.
He looks like a sassy Nick Lachey with colored contacts but more manly.
You sir, know a little too much about Nick Lachey. Relinquish your man card immediately.
--------------------------------------------
Jack has all the 98 Degrees albums.
I clicked on the link and his man shouldn't sing anything EVER unless it's Happy Birthday and he's drowned out by 60 other people.
**************************************
If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Cute dog.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:16pm.
He looks like a sassy Nick Lachey with colored contacts but more manly.
You sir, know a little too much about Nick Lachey. Relinquish your man card immediately.
Where's his belly button?! All I got.
Congrats though. The fact this is actually kinda boring is a good thing.
OT: *drums fingers awaiting news of Lohan's court appearance (or shirking of said appearance)*
He looks like a sassy Nick Lachey with colored contacts but more manly.
----------------------------------------------
" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:09pm.
yeah, coming out of the closet is no longer a shocking deal. ho hum.
show me someone going back IN the closet ... now THAT would be interesting.
------------------------------------------------
Well maybe not "shocking" but this is just plain boring because nobody knows who the fuck he is.
If Tommy Girl were to come out not many people would be shocked here but I guarantee the topic of it would generate a good 600-700 posts. LOL
Good news. He's a nice looking guy.
**************************************
If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Submitted by louise_brooks: "I can't believe they let the dog on the white couch.
That is all."
LMAO. I ADORE Labs but they have really oily coats, and they shed like a motherfucker.
Also, my nephew the pug has had this gross ear infection and he rubs his itching ears on SIL's white sofa or pale blue rug and this black stuff gets smeared all over *gags a little*. They're also expecting another kid soon.
TIME TO BUY SOME SLIPCOVERS AND MULTI-COLORED FLOOR COVERINGS!