Not The Look: Bradley Cooper's Middle Parted Hair
If you're a dude and you're not 1995 Nick Carter or a highly skilled Canadian carpenter who can easily turn a dingy basement into an $800/a month apartment, then you should proceed with caution when attempting to part your hair in the middle. Note to dudes everywhere: the middle part is a privilege and not a right.
God gave most dudes fingers and just because we have God-given fingers doesn't mean we should use that shit to part our hair in the middle. Sometimes a finger does you good (see: self-fingering) and sometimes it does you wrong (see: middle parted hair). Learn from Bradley Cooper's ass. B. Coop wore middle parted hair to the National Board of Review Awards Gala in NYC last night and it made him look like an overgrown man child who spends his lunch break licking the crotch part of ladies panties in the intimate apparel section at JcPenney. That's the kind of evil power the middle part has. Part with caution!
Here's some dudes at last night's National Board of Review Awards Gala who got the memo and did not attempt the middle part: Ben Affleck, Chris Tucker, John C. Reilly and Daniel Craig.
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This ugly fucker's got one frightening mug. Looks like he could give Dahmer a fuckin run for his money in the evil department.
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I saw Silver Linings Playbook a couple of weeks ago. I really liked it. Jennifer Lawrence was damn good. B Coop was ok, not bad but his performance didn't stand out enough to be measured against Jannifer or De Niro who had a good script (and director) to work with.
I did cry toward the end. After the dance competition.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
BCoop seems like a decent person to me--he rescues dogs, for one thing. That's gotta count for something. :)
Anyone who cries over JBlow's acting stories (BCoop) has major problems.
Ladies!
David straitharn in the movie Passion Fish
See it
Swoon
Thank me later
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 10:17pm.
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Kiki, I hadn't heard that about the gf, or that he did that to his server, I can't stand bad tippers. I agree, you look at him and he's completely meh, zero star looks but then all of a sudden from afar he looks all tall and lean and *whispers* handsome (ok, just a little)*runs*. That has to be someone else. (Like in that French interview he did, I'm looking for it) omg, listen to me, Kiki, turn the hoses on. Right now. Please. That's just wrong of me to say.
♬ He's not pretty, he just looks that way ♬ sometimes. lol
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:30pm.
*splashes cold water on Within's face* come back to me, girl! He does not have a hot double!
Although I must say among my group of real life girl friends, only one of them agrees with my assessment of B.Coop. I also think he's the type of guy who would belittle his girlfriend into an eating disorder and would leave a small tip to a waitress he sexually harassed for sport.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/09/2013
It's because you're all jelli h8ters, that's all.
Go ahead, sit on your fat asses, eating the out of date Twinkies you saved and drinking generic cola and hate all you like.
I LOVE YOU BRADLEY COOPER!
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Saying everyone was "jellis" was a joke because that's what most loons say when anyone upsets them about their "idols".
Christ, my jokes aren't translating over the interwebz very well toda
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I'd have more respect for you if you just owned your comment instead of backtracking and pretending it was all a big joke.
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LOL! You've got to me kidding me, right? You think I really meant it when I called DListed fat and jealous because they don't like BCoop?!
You are aware I have a full life, career, kids and sports that would stop me from giving an actual shit about Bradley in general or giving my fellow DListers a hard time or genuinely name calling then!
Quite frankly there are at least 10 pro tennis players I'd put ahead of the Coop.
You'd have "more respect" for me if I admitted I was serious about the name calling to other DListers?
Oh, I can't. I really can't. Besides, I don't even know you and haven't engaged with you for whatever reasons so you're either fucking with me (and it's funny if you are) or you are nit-picking because you just don't like me.
Anyway, I'm all done here.
(Thanks for the shout out tojo but I think the kracken may have been released!)
ETA - your original comment to me about hate-fucking myself at night because I'm loney wasn't done in fun - you don't know me well enough for that. It was petty and bitchy and pointless.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 9:06pm.
I hate this arctic-eyed, lupine-faced motherfucker.
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Bwhahahahahahah *crying* Sometimes he kinda looks hot and then he's completely goofy again. It's almost like he's two people. Does he have a twin? lol The front must be his bad side. ;D
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IHateCharity, honestly that's been a running joke around here for so long (about the Twinkies etc.) Irish Fury is one of the most intelligent and classy posters here with a great sense of humor. I promise she was joking all along.
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I had to google a picture of an emu to see if the comparisions were valid...they are.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/09/2013
It's because you're all jelli h8ters, that's all.
Go ahead, sit on your fat asses, eating the out of date Twinkies you saved and drinking generic cola and hate all you like.
I LOVE YOU BRADLEY COOPER!
AND LATER.......
Saying everyone was "jellis" was a joke because that's what most loons say when anyone upsets them about their "idols".
Christ, my jokes aren't translating over the interwebz very well toda
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I'd have more respect for you if you just owned your comment instead of backtracking and pretending it was all a big joke.
I hate this arctic-eyed, lupine-faced motherfucker. And his hair looks ridiculous. Not because of the center part but because of the flat-ironed tresses. He was also the worst part of 'The Silver Lining Playbook', which is a shame because everyone else was truly excellent in it.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Coop still looks very sexy. Yeah, he needs to do something about the hair, especially because he used to have the best hair, so what happened?
Coop you're HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't stand this emu.
'Parted by the nose' isn't Bradley's look. Clearly.
And Daniel! Daniel...your ears are shiny, man. You have to BLEND that foundation. :/
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:51pm.
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ITA with Tojo, IF, you're good people! Both of yas. lol
BCooper seems like the kind of person who looks better from the side, dunno why. He was the utter hotness in the birthday post. Here, not so much. Now McGillivray, OH HELL YES PLEASE!
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mike,
Another bird-resemblence. I totally see it
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2661/3911271467_a820593cd3_b.jpg
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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 7:44pm.
I don't hate Bradley Cooper. I think emus are very cute.
lol, he reminds me a bit of Gonzo from The Muppet Show.
I don't hate Bradley Cooper. I think emus are very cute.
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I don't hate Bradley Cooper or anything, but I do think he's ugly. He just looks twerpy, pasty and sort of smug.
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Awww, thank you tojo!
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give me Ed on Love It or List It :)
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(i liked BC in ALIAS, that's all =)
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 6:51pm.
Saying everyone was "jellis" was a joke because that's what most loons say when anyone upsets them about their "idols".
Christ, my jokes aren't translating over the interwebz very well toda
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Poor IF! I got it and you're a funny and kind lady so don't sweat it!!
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Saying everyone was "jellis" was a joke because that's what most loons say when anyone upsets them about their "idols".
Christ, my jokes aren't translating over the interwebz very well today!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:42pm.
I find all the Bradley Cooper hate interesting.
It's because you're all jelli h8ters, thats all.
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I don't hate Bradley Cooper, but I do hate when somebody says anybody who doesn't like a celebrity is jealous. I hate Rhianna and other than her money I'm not jealous of her at all. I think she is annoying, stupid, makes bad music, doesn't dance, has terrible taste in men and clothes and it drives me crazy to hear her autotuned voice on the radio.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:42pm.
I find all the Bradley Cooper hate interesting.
It's because you're all jelli h8ters, that's all.
Go ahead, sit on your fat asses, eating the out of date Twinkies you saved and drinking generic cola and hate all you like.
I LOVE YOU BRADLEY COOPER!
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fyi it's DIET generic cola...and the twinkies ran out last week- so there! ;)
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I thought that link was going to go to the Property Brothers, the one always has such terrible, dated and ridiculous hair.
Personally, I'm all about the butch one from Kitchen Cousins, OMG he's hot. There's this gay bar I go to for happy hour sometimes and half the TV's play porn and half play either sports or HGTV and whenever Kitchen Cousins are on everybody is like 'I'd much rather those two be in the porn"
I do not understand the hots for Daniel Graig. He is soooo ugly! Total potato-face.
And in these pics, he looks like he's trying to hold in a Surprise Poop.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 5:09pm.
Irish Fury, he's all yours. Maybe BCoop can pull himself away from one of his beards to hate fuck you the way you clearly hate fuck yourself every night all by your lonesome.
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Oh shut up. I don't even know what that's supposed to mean but it's asshole-ish.
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Irish, I get the sense that IHCC was just going along with your theme, ya know the "house frau fatties" thing - I don't think they were being truly mean Anyway, that's what my GUNT tells me, hehehehehe)
He really does seem to be freshly dyed. Ick nast.
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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 5:09pm.
Irish Fury, he's all yours. Maybe BCoop can pull himself away from one of his beards to hate fuck you the way you clearly hate fuck yourself every night all by your lonesome.
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Oh shut up. I don't even know what that's supposed to mean but it's asshole-ish.
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Submitted by SFRB on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 4:19pm.
LOL! I know the feeling. There's not a long line of people waiting for Rowan Atkinson to get horny and offer up some cock, either, so everyone has their FUGLY that turns them on.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
He's got douche face. Always has. Always will. Not sure where jealousy comes into play.
Irish Fury, he's all yours. Maybe BCoop can pull himself away from one of his beards to hate fuck you the way you clearly hate fuck yourself every night all by your lonesome. I'll just have to "settle" for Ryan Gossling. Now THAT'S a man that inspires actual jealousy.
@SkinnyFat " loved the scene where Jennifer Lawrence SHUTS DOWN Robert DeNiro. That girl has talents AND balls."
That was a good scene too. Especially because you don't know she knows her football and she starts rattling off stats.:)
how the fuck is this distorted elf any sort of cinematic magnet? he looks sooo weak.
that's some larry birkin "surprise" hair right there. heh.
i still say his indigenous look includes glasses.
(bad makeup blend, btw, red forehead and maybelline face is also NOT the look).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by SFRB on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 4:11pm.
Irish, you shouldn't have disdain for the BCoop hate.That just means that you get to have that wreteched-turd face with a pretty eye-color all to yourself.
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LOL! I know the feeling. There's not a long line of people waiting for Rowan Atkinson to get horny and offer up some cock, either, so everyone has their FUGLY that turns them on.
(Why doesn't the fug keep Thom Yorke's groupies away?)
Submitted by miz cynical on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 3:26pm.
Twatty - I had to Google David Straithairn. I've seen him in so many movies but never knew his name! He's a really good actor, but I can't forget him as the pervy dad in Delores Claiborne :). Yeah, he was good in the movie. Lincoln has a lot of actors in it that I didn't recognize due to all of the facial hair. If you go to see the movie with someone, there'll definitely be a lot of 'hey, isn't that...?' going on between the two of you.
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He's the fucking man. I love that guy. He was great in the Bourne movies, and Eight Men Out too!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
And he's not gay, you bored hausfrau fatties!
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Submitted by SFRB on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 4:11pm.
Irish, you shouldn't have disdain for the BCoop hate.
That just means that you get to have that wreteched-turd face with a pretty eye-color all to yourself.
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WRETCHED TURD FACE?
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Submitted by SFRB on Wed, 01/09/2013 - 4:11pm.
Irish, you shouldn't have disdain for the BCoop hate.
That just means that you get to have that wreteched-turd face with a pretty eye-color all to yourself.
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Except, the part where he's gay, of course. But Zoe's latest 3 month contract is up, so I'm betting he's in the market for a new beard. ;-)
I would. All of them. Not all at once! Serial monogamy. All excellent spécimens. Tanks MK!
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Daniel's jacket is wearing him. Skyfail!
Irish, you shouldn't have disdain for the BCoop hate.
That just means that you get to have that wreteched-turd face with a pretty eye-color all to yourself.
daniel craig ooozes fuck me please!
so everyone wore a wig except john c reilly..cool beans.
LOL Irish is an Emu lover
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I find all the Bradley Cooper hate interesting.
It's because you're all jelli h8ters, that's all.
Go ahead, sit on your fat asses, eating the out of date Twinkies you saved and drinking generic cola and hate all you like.
I LOVE YOU BRADLEY COOPER!
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I know zippo about this hor, but I could get completely LOST in those blue eyes.
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