The Deep Fried Love Affair Of Our Time Is Over
The man who looks like Sam Merlotte after a 10-day meth binge no longer has the key to the attic that Daddy Spears locks Brit Brit in every night, because their engagement is over. Damn you, blind items, for being right sometimes. TMZ, People and Radar all say that when Brit Brit wakes up tomorrow morning with the AM farts, like she does every morning, she won't be able to dutch oven Jason Trawick, because he won't be there. That's the saddest part of all.
TMZ says that Jason's paws have also been ripped off of Brit Brit's checking account, because he's no longer one of her conservators. Brit Brit's lawyers were in court this afternoon to get a judge to make Daddy Spears the sole conservator. I don't even know if Jason is an agent anymore, but Brit Brit recently moved away from his agency to another. Some source says that it was a "friendly" breakup and they're going to stay friends. Radar says that Jason has already moved all of his shit out of Casa de Frapp. Daddy Spears wrote a statement, grabbed Brit Brit's hand, made her sign it and then released it to People:
"Jason and I have decided to call off our engagement. I'll always adore him and we will remain great friends."
And Jason said:
"As this chapter ends for us a new one begins. I love and cherish her and her boys and we will be close forever."
So Brit Brit is single and might be heading to Las Vegas to move her lips and barely wave her arms in a sit down show. I really hope that Brit Brit goes to Vegas and I really hope that Daddy Spears chooses the current adonis of Vegas, Carrot Top, as her next leased fiance. Because Carrot Top will definitely appreciate her deconstructed Cheeto earrings (that's what's on her ears, right?) and I really need to see pictures of her nibbling on his mop after mistaking his hair for curly fries.


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Who are you and what have you done with Loopy???? How've you been? Working or having fun? :D
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 5:01am.
im in a third world country where we dont have fast internet right now :)
hows you going?
I was once on the receiving end of a Bored "essay" and it was epic. I actually saved it but I can't remember where because, of course. It was so long, I grew a beard and I'm a girl. In any event, Bored was right - I WAS being an asshole and on top of it, I was wrong with my statement of facts. Soooooo I'll take the essays.
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Comment or observation of Glambert. Reminds me of when I watched the Casey Anthony trial. The personality of a sociopath narcissist with major anger issues.
Submitted by Glambert on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 1:55pm.
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as much as I find your intelligence worthy, at times, and what you have to say, your attitude is below ZERO.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:22pm.
*scratching self and eating Tim Bit*
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Jelly. Not of the scratching part. Loves me some Tim Bits.
Wow, haterade meltdown.
That being said, can he not decide on a haircolor? Grey, ditch brown, with a shot of champagne fizzle in the front? Obviously he goes to her colorist.
And his eyes are creepy; like shark eyes.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 10:16am.
So angry over someone who doesn't know they exist and will always be way more successful regardless of how much their pathetic ass hates on em.
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Wait a minute... Are we not on a gossip website where celebrities get trashed on a daily basis.
Some people hate Lindsay the most, some people hate Brangelina the most, some people hate Gaga the most etc.
Am I not allowed to make fun of Shitney now just because you adore her talentless ass and own all her albums?
Sorry I don't snort the cheetos dust like you.
Whoever compared Britney with Lohan is clearly stoned.
I wont elaborate on that, as it is unessesary, simply obvious it's way off.
Joking aside, I think Jason kept Brit on the straight and narrow for a long time. She needed him at a time when all others were grabbing at her with dollar signs in their eyes.
Did I think it would last? Fuck no.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 10:16am.
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Oh brother!
You have now stated I have rage issues, am mentally disturbed, am a narcissist, and am so uninteresting that you feel the need to write fucking essays about me...
And all over what? That I corrected Foxxy when she said Shitney was the #1 best selling artist of last year.
OKAY THEN... LMAO
I'm not so sure that Justin did the dumping. If the recent blind item was about them, she dumped him. Anyway he needs to go out and earn his own money, instead of getting paid through her conservatorship.
Now Justin just has to dump that boring tramp and they can finally be together again. It is simply meant to be.
Submitted by CodeRed on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 3:57am.
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stop. you really are a narcissist. Boredasfuck always writes essays in his/her commentary. Many I enjoy and agree with too.
So, you rubbed him/her in a way and he/her responds.
You're not special.
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Exactly. I get the feeling this person is so uninteresting irl, they wouldn't otherwise be acknowledged by others so they always feel the need to act out like a shitbag in order to be noticed. Which is probabl why they manange to make it a point to find conflict where there is none in every thread,the whole "I proooooved she wasn't number 1 that year. Like who gives a fuck? So angry over someone who doesn't know they exist and will always be way more successful regardless of how much their pathetic ass hates on em.
If I see someone being unnecessary,I speak up. It doesn't make this turd special one iota, but as you said, we are dealing with a narcissist. Which is why I said talking to them is like talking to a brick wall.
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Waves to Loopster .. How are you? Late nite crew missing you lately... Just saying..;)
i dont know man, this guy is kinda hot and he has a hot body.
id let him put pills in my gatorade bottle and pretend to be ditzy so we can rub private parts.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 11:58pm.
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Oh no....where to even begin with your bullshit?
1. clearly you do care about me because you write fucking essays on how much you dislike me. Glad I'm such a "non factor" to you right? LOL
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stop. you really are a narcissist. Boredasfuck always writes essays in his/her commentary. Many I enjoy and agree with too.
So, you rubbed him/her in a way and he/her responds.
You're not special.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
This "relationship" was never really believable - even before we knew anything about Trawick. He always seemed like just another skeezer leeching off Britney, even if he did help her contain the crazy.
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Submitted by justducky on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 7:06pm.
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Having known a few people with Bipolar II with psychosis, this is a serious mental disorder. But I agree, a regular very structured schedule like regular Vegas shows might work. Either way she would need regular psychiatric monitoring and medication. In a weird way, she's sort of a modern day Marilyn. This post makes me want to watch Don't Bother to Knock again, Marilyn playing a mentally ill woman.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 6:53am.
He was going round and round with foxxy the other night about some trivial bullshit over best album/best selling album when that wasn't even relevant
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Actually Foxxy said that Britney was the best selling artist of last year and I posted a link proving otherwise.
Sorry that I enrage you to the point where you have to write giant fucking essays about how much you despise me. And yet you claim I'm the one with anger issues? Look in the mirror honey!
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"Honey" please don't think that highly of yourself that you think I would waste my time and energy to the point of "despising" you or that you "enrage" me, telling idiots like you to fuck off, even in a long-winded manner doesn't take much effort, trust, if you were the biggest deal in my life, my life would be a cake walk, please don't give yourself such undo credit, moron.
You are more of a non-factor to me than Blowhan is to me, but like Blowhan I find you annoying, which is drastically different that hatred or despising of someone. If you want to look at someone being enraged by strangers they don't know, I'm gonna have to ask you to flip that mirror right back around to your pathetic miserable face. Also, more than find you annoying, I pity you, because you truly do seem like a miserable, insecure, self-loathing little bitch. Which, languish in your misery, I could care less about whatever obvious personal hell you're insecure ass is going through, however, the part I find annoying and unnecessary about you is the fact that you feel the need to lash out at strangers on a regular basis with an anger that clearly comes from a personal place, that SHOULD NOT come from that personal of a place over a difference of opinion, also, don't talk to me about essay style ragerants when you write tiring, worthless, petty, non-factor diatribes like it's your fucking forte on a daily basis. Are we done here?Yes I do believe we are. However, you keep on banging your head and flapping your gums like a mentally defective seal, Mongo, you've pretty much made that your reputation on here. You are pretty much just tolerated, thats it. You have a FANTASTIC evening, I truly mean that.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 9:04pm.
Anger issues aside, you are a rude idiot. Your avi is a testament to your inconsideration and shit stirring attitude.
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Well ya got me there. I love that my avatar causes a certain few to clutch their pearls for dear life...BUT I didn't use that avatar for the intention of offending people. It's just as basic expression of what I actually think of Christianity and organized religion in general.
And if you think my avatar is offensive you should read one my short stories called "The Porno Of The Christ". I didn't write that story to piss people off because it's not posted online anywhere and there is only one other person who has read it besides myself. If I was out to purposely stir shit here I would post that story here.
Instead I am just here expressing myself and stating my personal opinions and if you don't like it....too bad!
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 3:01pm.
I saw you getting frustrated at his dumbass trying to prove he was right, and clearly grasping at straws because he knew he was fighting a losing battle and thought if he raged out long enough that somehow his point would be valid instead of the horseshit it was.
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Yes when Foxxy said Britney was the #1 best selling artist of last year and then I posted this:
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/music/adele_best_selling_album_row...
Clearly I was full of rage and fighting a losing battle.
You're an idiot.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 6:53am.
He was going round and round with foxxy the other night about some trivial bullshit over best album/best selling album when that wasn't even relevant
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Actually Foxxy said that Britney was the best selling artist of last year and I posted a link proving otherwise.
Sorry that I enrage you to the point where you have to write giant fucking essays about how much you despise me. And yet you claim I'm the one with anger issues? Look in the mirror honey!
Cheers!
Anger issues aside, you are a rude idiot. Your avi is a testament to your inconsideration and shit stirring attitude.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
For a conservatorship to have lasted this long, it has to be a serious mental illness (not bipolar). The drugs she did didn't help. Retiring, in the sense of not having a structured day would be a disaster. A gig in Vegas might be the ticket - if it's very structured. Being a soccer Mom is probably out of the question for her ever.
I don't think Shitney going to Vegas is a good idea. I know she's on boatloads of meds, but she seems to be hanging on by a thread. I'm afraid the pressure of performing nightly would push her to suicide. I think both her parents are horrible human being who don't give a shit about anything but being rich.
Casa de Frapp? Hahaha. She makes it so easy with her past shenanigans.
Madam Pince, I thought the Daily Beast article was a very positive one about Jason.
No surprise -- this relationship was more scripted than RPattz & KStew.
The Daily Beast published an unflattering reveal on him a couple of months ago:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/09/11/britney-spears-and-jaso...
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 6:23am.
Lohan more talented than Britney??????? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Britney might be cray, and she's by far NOT the best singer by a large margin, but she is fucking leaps and BOUNDS more talented than that bitchcunt beast BLOWHAN. She's the one notorious for being late, she's the one that made that crap fest liz and dick, she's the one that's been arrested for theft, crashing in to people's cars and lying about it, and having her shit turn in to a mockery. And granted Brit has had her fair share, but nowhere in the same realm as Linds, Brit, is still somehow hireble and nowhere near considered the liable hotmess Lindsay is, and this is coming from someone with a fucking conservitorship over her head, had her kids taken away, shaved her head and dawned a shiteous pink wig and married to KFATS.
Idc about opinion at this point, if people think Blowhan is more talented than Brit, it's clearly due to some hatred toward Brit, and clearly what you have to say should be disreguarded as such.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Not surprised this guy got out before the situation turns bad again.
Britney, as others have said, seems sweet enough, but rather simple. And I think it's pretty obvious to most everyone that she is being held together with a piece of wire, ball of string, tube of crazy glue - and a very finely tuned powerful cocktail of psych meds. Whether she fried her brain with meth, has had long standing mental illness or a combo of both - girl has serious issues.
If it's true that she was pushing to have more babies and/or her "team" is pushing to set her up for a multi-year gig in Vegas, he had valid reasons to walk. Both of those scenarios spell disaster.
Let the girl move back to the south, live off interest income, have the nanny continue to raise the kids while Brit shops, sleeps, eats cheetos and watches cartoons.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:10pm.
What would you talk about?
True. And imagine the ribbing he must take at work, especially from those who know he's gay. haha "Hey Jason! How's our favorite conservatee?"
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He's a little light in his loafers? Ga'arn with ya'. He's 100% fish-loving man.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 4:10pm.
What would you talk about?
True. And imagine the ribbing he must take at work, especially from those who know he's gay. haha "Hey Jason! How's our favorite conservatee?"
Regardless of whether he's an opportunistic arse and their whole *engagement* was just a fiasco orchestrated by Daddy Spears, he deserves money or credit or SOMETHING for being cooped up with her for the past couple of years. She seems sweet but uneducated and bordering on simple (not to mention all the disgusting personal hygiene problems) What would you talk about?
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I had a feeling this guy was ripping her off just like all the others.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 3:35pm.
good a.m.! stop cleaning! running to do errands now to be home by 1 pm game. i'm sure Eddie will come to US when euro tour is done, he usually does and nothing to indicate otherwise on his website. later!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Foxxy... OT: I want a cake or die coffee cup... And a Force Majeure T shirt. Eddie.. Please tour the states. Football playoffs... Should be a busy busy day...and a long long night.
@ Justin.. You advice is noted ..
Awwww poor Brit Brit :(
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 3:08pm.
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Not gave up in a "they won" way, I meant gave up in a "I refuse to engage this dumbass" anymore. It seemed back and forth, maybe because it was so fucking stupid, and usually those type of things seem longer than they actually are, Idk.
Please don't pull a"I'm offended like glambert" because what I said was in NO WAY in Offense to you,quite the opposite, so if thats your angle, cut the shit, I ain't dealin with it.
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@ El Bastardo --
OT: you're in the U.K. right? you know Eddie is touring right?
http://www.eddieizzard.com/dates/
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by justincase on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 1:30pm.
@ El Bastardo ... did you come up with that anagram yourself? Very good anyway.
No. I'm not that clever :)
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Good. This whole thing was weird to start. Britney has the rights of a minor, yet her parents ok her sleeping with someone of their choosing. That is completely weird. While I'm sure Brit is mentally ill, so are many people out there not under conservatorship.
for me, 2 comments and a link is not "going back and forth". if you want to call it "giving up" your opinion
last night T.R. and I managed to shut gladys completely down with 3 comments totalling maybe 3 sentences, a couple of links and a quote, rather than after multiple web pages of back and forth argument and personality analysis.
and that's the last thing i'm saying on this subject this morning. feel free to call it giving up. but i know it's because i've lost interest in this topic
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Boredas.
"I think the majority are actually confused to whether he is actually "trolling" or just a mentally disturbed individual with anger issues " -BAFYO
Yeah.. That pretty much sums it up.
It was so obvious how this was set up from the beginning...
Daddy Spears constructed this whole masquerade and was just hoping and praying that Jason would ground Brit and keep her from flying off the deep end forever. The responsibility was lifted off his shoulders when he made Jason co-conservator.
But anyone could tell that Jason and Brit Brit had nothing in common. He was college educated, had a really good job as an agent at William Morris or one of those high-end agencies and obviously took good care of himself. She is a mentally ill, uneducated (who the hell knows what she accomplished as far as her education) and is kinda gross-admit it. The poor girl is white trash with millions of dollars.
Her management is total shit by making her perform. No way in hell could she carry a show in Vegas night after night. She needs to retire to Louisiana and do as she pleases, which is obviously eat, shop and occasionally play with her kids.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 2:21pm.
"He was going round and round with foxxy the other night about some trivial bullshit over best album/best selling album when that wasn't even relevant,"
lmfao, but small correction BAFY ;-). he tried but was summarily cut off. my 2013 resolution here is pretty much one or two pithy comments and then done with gladys, the blue idiot, the many -ists, him, discussions of alts -- all of that. we waste too much time here taking to and about them when we could be having the fun that we came for
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I saw you getting frustrated at his dumbass trying to prove he was right, and clearly grasping at straws because he knew he was fighting a losing battle and thought if he raged out long enough that somehow his point would be valid instead of the horseshit it was. You just sort of gave up because arguing with some people on here is like arguing with a dog, I take that back, you might actually be able to find reason with a fucking dog at some point.
My point wasn't so much you though, just his asshole-ish shenanigens in general, and how some people just seem to either appease him or tolerate him because I think the majority are actually confused to whether he is actually "trolling" or just a mentally disturbed individual with anger issues and just try to keep the peace with them.
I understand we can all get in to heated arguements/debates because a particular topic or comment just twitches our bitch switch(trust, I've had my moments), but for the most part, I don't think a lot of us GO OUT OF OUR WAY(at least I don't) to stir the pot, you know? And not everyone just goes off ABOUT almost EVERYTHING. Like how the fuck is it possible to be offended on a daily fucking basis? Like damn dude, get a fucking grip. Shiiit
With that being said, I to am done with this issue, because as I stated, it's like talking to a dog/brick wall and I quite honestly, I'm just not interested in assholes trying to play the non-existant victim card with reasons that they pull out of their ass. I spoke my feelings on the issue and I am OH YOU TEA of it.
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"And it don't matter who you are, if I'm doin my job, its your resolve that breaks..Cause the hook brings you back, I ain't tellin you no lie. The hook brings you back, on that you can rely."
I have always wanted to bone Trawick. Yay.
"This world is a whore."
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 12:21pm.
lmfao. well, you tried... *hands El Bastardo a cookie*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"He was going round and round with foxxy the other night about some trivial bullshit over best album/best selling album when that wasn't even relevant,"
lmfao, but small correction BAFY ;-). he tried but was summarily cut off. my 2013 resolution here is pretty much one or two pithy comments and then done with gladys, the blue idiot, the many -ists, him, discussions of alts -- all of that. we waste too much time here taking to and about them when we could be having the fun that we came for
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"I wonder if she has the same thing Tony Polar had in Valley of the Dolls? A slower-acting form of whatever."
Years from now at the insane asylum they will push her out in a wheelchair to croak out a song...
I do wish they would spill what's wrong with her. Bipolar and fucked up from too many drugs? It's got to be pretty bad if they are letting Federline raise the kids.
The d-bag's contract was up, like Brit's x-factor contract.
Her parents along with Blowhans need to be shot. Let this lady retire! No one has her best interests at heart.
It's a madhouse Doctor, what did you expect?--Sister Jude