Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lazaro Arbos, the Cuban native who sang and stuttered his way into the hearts of the judges on American Idol last night. That's saying a lot, because to get to Nicki Minaj's heart, he had to sing through ten layers of chest bronzer, four walls of silicone, ten blocks of ice and an Illuminati force field.
Lazaro stuttered most of his life and when he moved to the US over ten years ago, his stuttering got even worse. Nobody would be his friend, because kids are asshole cunts. Dressed like a cater waiter at a rave, Lazaro sang and didn't stutter through the melody one time. When he sings, his stutter goes away. It's our very own Cuban American Gareth Gates!
And hahaha at Mimi asking, "Is it something you're working on?" Bitch, do you see Geoffrey Rush with him?!
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I had a stutter growing up and went through speech therapy- finally learned to get around it, you can just tell when you're going to have trouble saying something. Anyway, it's legit that it goes away when he sings. I never had a problem while singing or saying something in unison with people, like at Mass or saying Pledge of Allegiance. I can't sit through videos like this though, they make me uncomfortable.
This boy is so cute. What a sweetheart. Screw the assholes who couldn't look past his stuttering. And he did a very nice job singing.
"Bitch, do you see Geoffrey Rush with him?!" -- OLOL, this!
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Who wouldn't want to be his friend, he's SO FUCKING CUTE! *love*
Good for this kid. It's tough being different out there in the world when so many people are pricks.
I rolled my eyes through this whole thing. I'm all for anyone going for their dream but when something like Idol blows it up into some sob story and you pretty much know they are getting through its bullshit. Just fucking sing.
The REAL hot slut was that fire breathing chick who wrote her own songs and played the guitar and got awkward with Seacrest after she got through. I hope she wins.
I'd h-h-h-h-hit it.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:56am.
Oh I can't watch this. Seems the producers have moved over the years from "voice" to "drama".
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Totally. It's all about some dad in rehab or some other thing that is really sad but does not magically turn you into Robert Plant. This is my favorite American Idol moment since Paula left and killed the show.
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"Nobody would be his friend, because kids are asshole cunts."
DYING.
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his stuttering isn't fake...i saw a you tube vid of him also stuttering in spanish TV, nd it was years ago...i was also skeptic so I googled him hahah :P
Ok, ok. I will refrain from farting on the judges table this time, because that was a real sweet moment :D
I'm in love (in a totally motherly way of course).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
He is kinda cute, plus he sings better than Minaj.
What i can't stand is this vomit inducing cheesey shit sob story, not his fault, Idol as usual going for the marketing angle by pulling heart strings.
I have a Tia who only stutters in Spanish; her English is "normal". Weird, wild stuff.
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Why couldn't I have known him when I was growing up?
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Awww my favourite moment of 2013 ( ok second favourite, first is a secret) . What a great story!
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"Nobody would be his friend, because kids are asshole cunts." HAHAHA
Thanks for the early morning laugh, MK. i made my phone say this on speaker a bunch of times and chortled into my coffee.
My cold jaded ice cube of a heart isn't 100% convinced this isn't a hoax. There have just been too many public hijinks lately for me to believe every story at face value.
The kid has a better than average voice but not remarkable. He needs some training and could dramatically improve on what he's got. He's not great by any stretch and that big hoohaw from the judges was only because of the stuttering story. Other contestants of equal skills and no stuttering hook were probably shown the door.
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Even with his parents chiming in, this could be fake. Hell, I knew a kid who supposedly had Tourette's and a stutter, and with all the special treatment he received, I wasn't entirely convinced he really had either condition. Like, he was popular because kids felt bad for him and he never had to do his homework and he always bombed tests, yet he still got good grades because teachers felt bad for him. I was like "Hmm...this all seems pretty convenient."
But maybe he really did have a stutter and Tourette's. Why would you fake that, other than because you can get anything you want if the public feels bad for you.
Awwww! Good for him, I have a soft spot for stutters, and wtf with Mariah "is that something you're working on", girl save the shade for Minaj(who was surprisingly more classy about it that Mariah). Also it's not that uncommon for stutters not to stutter when they sing. As matter of fact, I don't know any who do. True HSOTD!
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He's not a bad singer at all. He just has bad habits that can be unlearned. It's not like he's tone deaf.
P.S. My city is fucking beautiful.
I thought this was beautiful. There's too few inspiring stories like this out there so let's appreciate it for what it is.
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That was the only part of AI that I caught. I took a break from Oprah's Interview with El Diablo and saw this.
He sang very sweetly and yes it's very common for those who have speech impediments to be able to sing (if they do have that talent) without problems. Just look at Beyonce......
Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:59am.
oh the adversity! oh the tragedy! oh the humanity!
shut the fuck up and fucking sing ya lil turdballs
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LMAO! Book em Danno!
so dramatic dan doesn't suck enough to be funny, still doesn't mean that his singing is "good".
completely sub-average shit, flavorless pudding & yawn inducing.
hasn't ai gotten burned one too many times for these sob story queens?
oh the adversity! oh the tragedy! oh the humanity!
shut the fuck up and fucking sing ya lil turdballs.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:51am.
Lots of grumpy cats on here today!
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LOL :P :D
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:51am.
Lots of grumpy cats on here today!
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Angry puss = Boss
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
One of the hottest chicks I've seen stuttered... no one knew it because she was so quiet, people assumed she was a stuck up bitch. :( a buddy of mine started dating her and that's when he found out about it... dated her almost 3 years and said it never got old hearing her go "O-o-o-oh muh-muh-muh G-g-g-g-o-d-uh right th-th-th-THERE!" when they were fuckin... I would have broken stride due to distraction but we all have our quirks.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:45am.
Are there people who actually like that yodeling type of singing?
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..JMO and some people may like but I think it's over singing vocal acrobatic crap! You couldn't pay me to listen to a whole song of that shite
Lots of grumpy cats on here today!
I thought he had a beautiful voice, and shit -- just because it is a dramatic and engaging story doesn't mean he shouldn't try out OR that he'll get picked.
Dear God that was beautiful. I couldn't even watch all of the pre-singing stuff because I didn't want my aquaducts to leak.
And Mimi, don't correct him when he's trying to get a word out!
Are there people who actually like that yodeling type of singing? Because I've noticed a whole lot of singers, especially of the National Anthem, lay it on thick. I find it annoying and distracting when they do it throughout the song. It gets to where you can't even recognize the song's melody. I feel like it's people trying to "show off" vocally. I feel like it is not done for the audience.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:43am.
It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?
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Bawahaaaa! Classic Fish!
M-M-M-MILLIONS ARE C-C-C-CRYING!
It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:07am.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:02am.
That's like a triple negative and it's way too early for me to decipher that. But it is common for people who stutter while talking to not stutter while singing. Completely different part of the brain or something like that...
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MJT, yep to all above. ;-). After my mother had a stroke she could sing songs that she knew,but couldn't carry on a conversation.
He's adorable. Maybe with a full band and backup singers, he'll be better. Time will tell.
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It takes courage to get up there and tell that story. Good for him.
Just like The King's Speech!!!!!!!! Where's his Helena Bonham Carter!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:27am.
this heartstring shit bugs me too, Whamz
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Preach it Sister moonshine! :)
last night I said on FB that he was faking the stutter for votes, I hope it comes out I am right because this heartstring shit bugs me too, Whamz
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Vsmini: not exactly. But this was at an all-girls boarding school. Where girls could be REALLY cunty - you know how teenage girls can be. But it was a very small community and it was generally very supportive.
There were plenty of girls you'd expect to be bullied who weren't. It was sort of understood that you didn't pick on the girl who limped or the fat girl or the one who stuttered. It was a pretty special place, actually.
Holy smokes, SFRB, who set you off? It must have been really foul.
As to Mimi's comment, he is working on it. Singing is one of the ways people learn to get around their speech problems.
Singing is good for you in so many ways! It is good for the soul.
"Sing, sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong.
Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear, just sing, sing a song."
A little Sesame Street wisdom. :)
I still sing that Sesame Street song to my preschoolers- it's all about passing the torch
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:02am.
Yep. ie Mel Tillis
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Submitted by Womanoftheyear on Fri, 01/18/2013 -
I wonder if he's ever been with a woman.
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you're kidding right? lol :P
Now if can play guitar (and is straight or doesn't come out as gay) he will win.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:02am.
That's like a triple negative and it's way too early for me to decipher that. But it is common for people who stutter while talking to not stutter while singing. Completely different part of the brain or something like that...
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:59am.
A friend of mine in HS stuttered like this. No one EVER made fun of her for it, either. Everyone just ignored it like it was no big deal. And she had no problem singing. Lovely voice. Saw her a couple years ago and pretty much outgrew it.
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This restores my faith - did you live in a small town? Everyone I know who grew up in a small town and had a graduating class of like 40 had a really good group of peers.
Awwwwww...he is so cute! I love how he could not contain his emotion at the end.
Mimi was looking especially fat up there though, and I was noticing her chin/neck ratio is not exactly healthy looking. Nicki is a hot slut mess of bitch, fake eye lashes and all.
Anyway, back to the Cuban angel, I love his eyebrows but his bow tie is a little much. I wonder if he's ever been with a woman.
Isn't it not uncommon for those who stutter when speaking to be able to sing without stuttering?