This Is What Michelle Obama Wore To The Inaugural Ball

Jack - I just want to add that it really bothered me when Glambert said -

"It's just another right wing tactic to make the wealthy more wealthy and the poor even poorer. It's just another form of Republican oppression."

- while Obama's most trusted adviser, Valerie Jarrett, is the Queen Bee of Chicago slumlords. Her buildings are broken down nightmares to live in. I am so glad that bunch lost the Olympics because Bitch was going to kick those tenants to the curb, blowup those hovels of hers, and build something that would have remained very profitable to her bottom line long after the Olympics were gone and forgotten. All with our tax dollars, of course. For the economy.

See, I can't control myself.

Some people or just maybe one person here knew that Jack was a republican or at least a Rush Limbaugh listener when he said : "for those of you in Rio Linda" some months ago. I said to myself : "aha a closet Dittohead"! Good for you Jack.....come out of the closet!

Dearest Jack - I am not the least bit surprised that you are a Republican and I sincerely apologize for pushing your buttons to such an extent that you had to admit it here. I have noticed that you never get involved with the political discussions and reasoned debates that occasionally occur on Dlisted but you are made of much stronger stuff than I.

I never came to Dlisted to shove a know-it-all attitude down anyone's throat. I have never been interested in celebrities but in the past couple of years I have found myself with an urge to escape (gee, I wonder why), and through links on Fox I somehow found myself on Dlisted literally rolling around on the floor cry-laughing. I didn't read the comments at first and maybe I should never have started because I found it upsetting to see a post from someone who had previously shown wit and knowledge on other threads ARROGANTLY call anyone or anything the least bit conservative in outlook a dumbfuck (sexist racist homophobe) redneck who doesn't only not know uh thinger two 'bout them thar pawltix but wants all of humanity to die a painful death so that he/she/it can somehow make money off it. And I'm sorry but I am not a pithy person. I just don't have the gift to say what I mean in a few sentences like a lot of you guys do.

As far as debating goes it is not my favorite thing to do. When I see a Michael K. post on Sarah Palin (who as Governor of Alaska refused to have anything to do with an amendment to their state constitution that would ban gay marriage but do you think the progressives that know that and keep it from their followers care? No, because Sarah Palin would be one big fucking obstacle to their socialist/marxist agenda so she's demonized as a homophobe instead), or Bristol or Patricia Heaton or the little old lady who prayed that the hurricane would not hit Tampa during the RNC I just scroll on by. Fox no longer allows comments because all of those losers living in their mommies' basements took over the comment sections (with financial incentive provided no doubt by Georgie Soros) to make Fox look bad and places like HuffPo censor comments that give too much of the wrong kind of information. So here I am - laughing my ass off and having the shit irked out of it at the same time.

Oh, and I wanted pricky-micky to keep on posting.

She looks beautiful and poised and younger than four years ago. First Ladies seem to thrive while their husbands go to gray and wrinkles fast.

Submitted by Virgin Queen on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:59am.

Sandbitch- is "jolie laide" (pretty-ugly) the expression you were thinking of?

---Thank you VG!! I'm late at responding to you but the term I was struggling to recall is actually "belle laide" - and after googling, it appears that the two are same.

I initially thought you were having a joke about the 'jolie' bit. Jolie laide, belle laide, belle laide Obama.

Either way, neat expression and suits Mrs Obama to a T.

IMO.

Thanks again, I've been trying to remember what it was for about 2 fucking YEARS!

Submitted by pfk on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 8:35pm.

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First of all I would like to point out I am not trying to stop anyone from posting anything on a public forum, that would be ridiculous. I said IT AMAZES THE SHIT OUT OF ME that people come on here with their arrogant asses shoving politics down our fucking throats... yes, because where would the world be without the wonderful fucking know-it-alls like you in the world to open our eyes and educate our ignorant asses...

Secondly, "In fact, I think that was part of the point of Michael K's post."

No shit, Sherlock... He was making light of the dim bitch going on about the dress... it's the other fuckers, including yourself, that's turning it in to something more serious... a delightful segue by which you shine your political beliefs on our poor, lost, dumb souls... BY ALL MEANS PLEASE TEACH US DUMBFUCK REDNECKS UH THINGER TWO 'BOUT THEM THAR PAWLTIX...

Thank you, pfk, for proving my fucking point.

PS - not that you care, however, I agreed with a lot, not all, of the stuff you wrote as I am a Republican *gasp*... I just choose to discuss, debate and otherwise entangle wits with people in a different forum... Carry on...

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Michelle is stunningly beautiful. Inability to see this is a sad affliction for which you should seek help instead of admitting it publicly.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:36pm.

Since when is being "pretty" a requirement for FLOTUS? If Eleanor Roosevelt were alive today to hear that, she'd...well, she'd probably ignore it, as she was quite the lady.
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When did I say there was a requirement? I stated my opinion that the woman is not attractive. If we're going to get into FLotUS, there are plenty of women I could have listed along with MO. Reel it back, darlin'.

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Submitted by vsminimoose

Malia is the Jackie O. of first daughters.

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I think you mean "the Jackie Yo"

Hey pricky-micky - don't let Jack Hat stop you from posting whatever the hell you want to post. I highly doubt many of the posters here have anything of value shoved down their throats at all, let alone everyfuckingday. In fact, I think that was part of the point of Michael K's post. He was obviously making fun of the CNN staff shoving their over-the-top passion concerning all things trivial and meaningless down their viewers' throats, a common trait expressed everyfuckingday among CNN employees, I hear.

I don't understand the hate toward JH. She seems to have overcome a lot to get where she is. Sure she's not Billie Holiday, but these are not Billie Holiday times. As far as famewhores go, I wouldn't put Hudson on that list. In fact, she seems like she is just trying to get by.

Btw, in this video I think Michelle looks very nice with bangs, very good in that dress, and a tad bit jaded with her husband. Maybe she was aware he was faking it, or maybe she just doesn't care one way or the other. Ah, such is married life.

Submitted by The Machine on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 12:03pm.

That aside, the woman is not attractive. She keeps fit and has a great body, but from the neck up is just not pretty.

Since when is being "pretty" a requirement for FLOTUS? If Eleanor Roosevelt were alive today to hear that, she'd...well, she'd probably ignore it, as she was quite the lady.

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt

Beep beep beep beep *delivery truck full of Calgon backs up into thread*

Wow, lots O'haterz here. The dress is kinda meh. But she looks great. Screw this, let's go watch silent films.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:40am.

If you read this fucking site you would know this was reported on yesterday by MK...

It amazes the living shit out of me that people like you come to a goddamn celebrity fucking gossip site and think you can teach the world to be a better fucking place... God bless you for that but FUCK!!! I'm sure CNN.com would probably love to have your input on WHATEVER, however, this is a place to get away from the goddamn news, politicians etc. that's shoved down our throat everyfuckingday. BUT THANKS FOR EDUCATING US, MOTHERFUCKER!
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You could have just said TL;DR

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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."

I want a man to look at me and hold me like Barack does Michelle...He looks at her like "I'm gonna tear that ass up when we get home"

I figured out why Barack loves Beyonce so much. Not only did she fake sing while dramatically ripping out her earpiece she looks like a tranny.

This is exactly what Obama is. A fake. Why at least doesnt he publicly come out and say he is gay. Why all of the fakery? What a hypocrite.

pfk, don't go spreading around too many facts, you know liberals view truth like crypotonite to their lies.

It's a well known fact MLK was a Republican..and while liberals will spout the common lie "they switched politics a long time ago" ..it was only in the 60's that Republicans were still fighting for CIVIL RIGHTS while Democrats fought it down every turn.

Democrat leaders have admitted "black people are idiotic easy voters" who can be led by the nose. That's a truly racist mentality, and it's LIBERALS who live by this motto!

Readily available abortions to get rid of "dose black babies", keeping them on Welfare so they can't be educated and think for themselves.

Who's the real racist? Lying, thieving, immoral and mentally corrupt LIBERALS.

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO LOOK AS GOOD AS HER AT 48! That's all..

PFK, go home. You're drunk.

Lol at all these posters awed by Barack's adoration of Michelle. He's just being very careful to put on a show for all of his cultist followers because after Michelle introduced him at his last inauguration he walked right past her without a look, a hug, a kiss, or a pat on the head on his way to the mic and his Sermon on the Teleprompter Mount. I don't know if Charlie Rose has any archives of his show available but he and Tom Brokaw were talking about this behavior (along with the absence of Obama's children from the stage) a few days after Obama's first canonization. Conservative commentators mention this all the time. The whores Rose and Brokaw also mentioned their ignorance of who Obama really is but of course they never associated that with their failure to vet the man who was to become our President. I do believe Obama loves Michelle as much as a narcissist can love another person, though. Hey, maybe one of the hard-hitting journalists at CNN can compose a poem about that!

vsminimoose - I see you have nothing to say about the megalomaniacal ego involved in forcing gun store owners to sell guns illegally to Mexican drug lords for the express purpose of those guns being used to murder hundreds of Mexicans - including a party full of teenagers - so that the Creator-given right to self-defense (most especially against a parasitic government) enshrined in our Constitution can be blamed.

CashewTime - Michelle wears what she wants whenever she wants. She wore a pair of $500 (ugly) sneakers while handing out sweatshop-made cheapie tennis shoes to poor kids. She wore $6,000 designer jackets while advocating "social justice" whenever she decided to join her hubby's never-ending campaign trail leading up to his reelection, which wasn't often. I mean, Martha's vineyard and Hawaii or crowds of slobbering useful liberal idiots? Which would you choose when someone else is footing the bill?

Glambert - "I'm glad you are angry and bitter". You progressives are nothing but angry and bitter. Liberals are the essence of GRIEVANCE politics. Just listen to yourself spewing your envy about those who have worked harder, have more talent, put in the time and made the effort and paid the price it took to be highly-skilled and valued contributors to our society, traits that benefit EVERYONE who is willing to do THEIR FAIR SHARE of contributing, too. What makes you think you have a right to anything earned by these people? Everything else in your rant is just projection. You cannot put any of that shit on me. And talk about hypocrites, not one new law being proposed would have prevented Sandyhook but the kids that survived will be paying the bills left from your wasted, meaningless life for the rest of theirs. Dumbass.

Oh, and it appears you super smart liberals missed my last post on this thread. Here it is again even though I know you oh-so-intelligent-and-non-racists beings will throw the black man who made it into the same trash heap with Condalleeza and Herman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UObEdF_uhaw

I liked the dress...

*dodges tomatoes*

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

Michelle looks more masculine than Obama.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:40am.

smdh. you so ghetto.

[l.m.f.a.o., uses washcloth, lights cigarette. thank you sir can i have another? awesome :-P]

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

I don't think this dress is all that. I've never been a fan of red crushed velvet--I think the fabric looks cheap. I think this dress would have looked far better in a dark, saturated jewel tone. Overall, though, of course the First Lady pulled it off and she looks pretty good.

I would have grown to have a bit of respect if they had done this whole thing as cheaply as possible... you know, the country in massive debt and all. Throw a party, but hell, invite a bunch of veterans to perform, or a high school choir who is just dying to meet a PotUS.
That aside, the woman is not attractive. She keeps fit and has a great body, but from the neck up is just not pretty.
I see comments everywhere about how in awe they are about this couple being so much in love. Contrary to popular belief (and statistics), it is possible for a couple to be in love after so many years together.
That said, I see no redeeming value about this couple. Wake me when the next group of assholes are ready to get voted in.

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I've no doubt they like & love each other and I think that's lovely.

However, posters stating that they're so obviously nuts about each other because they stare into each others' eyes while dancing in front of an audience of 100s of millions of people is ludicrous. What else are they going to do? Look bored and argue about who last took out the trash?

Aw, Jack, don't get upset. There are so many trolls running around here, it's like a damn book of Norwegian fairy tales.

Oh dear.

Submitted by pricky-micky on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:26am.

My favorite person of the day.
Lupe Fiasco, Rapper, Thrown Off Stage At Inaugural Concert
Although Fiasco was booked as the headliner for the StartUp RockOn concert in celebration of Obama's reelection
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If you read this fucking site you would know this was reported on yesterday by MK...

It amazes the living shit out of me that people like you come to a goddamn celebrity fucking gossip site and think you can teach the world to be a better fucking place... God bless you for that but FUCK!!! I'm sure CNN.com would probably love to have your input on WHATEVER, however, this is a place to get away from the goddamn news, politicians etc. that's shoved down our throat everyfuckingday. BUT THANKS FOR EDUCATING US, MOTHERFUCKER!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers

So critical thinking has just about been destroyed by most people's stellar education.I enjoyed the poster who explained the reaction to the dress. People like cloths.Truth is more like people worship in a very cultist way the Obama's.when is the last time you have heard grown men fawning over a dress?
Only when it comes to this woman. For the record it was ugly.
My favorite person of the day.
Lupe Fiasco, Rapper, Thrown Off Stage At Inaugural Concert
Although Fiasco was booked as the headliner for the StartUp RockOn concert in celebration of Obama's reelection, the 30-year-old Chicago rapper apparently had no plans to cheer the current administration. Instead, after taking the stage at The Hamilton in Washington, he reportedly announced that he didn't vote for the president in the 2012 election and spent more than 30 minutes performing an anti-war song.
Funny thing is when they attack other sitting presidents policies they get cheered. Tolerance at it's finest

Let a few hard fact pass that filter

The rich pay taxes. Lots of taxes.Funds a lot of government programs that the gimme's receive.
They won't stop with the rich.Tax on everything will effect the middle class.But while your busy blaming the rich they will come for your money.

Here let this slip into your grey matter.

So where should you lay down roots if you want your little ones to have the greatest life possible?
Answer: Switzerland.
That's followed by Australia, Norway, Sweden, and Denmark, in that order. Singapore shows up in slot #6, followed by New Zealand, Netherlands, Canada, and Hong Kong. And that does it for the top ten spots.
The last time the EIU published such a guide was back in 1988 — coincidentally the same year my daughters were born.
Back then the good old USA took the blue ribbon in the EIU listing. Now America languishes at slot #16. (It shares this spot with Germany.)
Why the demotion? Because of the huge debt the 2013 babies will inherit from the boomer generation, according to the EIU assessment. (Okay, everyone else says that, too.)

Keep ignoring your reality and fawn over ugly dresses.

Forget politics, any man who still looks at his wife like that after so many years of mariage is a winner.

She looks lovely. And I'm digging her with bangs. It softens up her face and gives her a sassy look.

lets stay together awww <3 congrats america ^.^

this video makes me happy

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:28am.
She's definitely no Kate Middleton.

You're right. Michelle is definitely no workshy clueless dimwit whose life's toil is smiling and waving pointlessly while living off the fat of the land.

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Ka-BAM! Girl, you have a tongue so sharp it gives Ginsu a run for its money. But wait, there's more!

Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 3:44am.
And that projected out ass on Barack.
Is that a newly installed extra grande-sized buttplug?
He owes lots payback to lots of assholes so its time to grab the ankles and bend over.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by Istillhavetime on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 10:25am.
im noticing something has changed and I hope that the handful of resident "keepers of the light" can eventually perform an exorcism.

I strongly doubt it, given the gross percentage of two-faced hypocrites that comprised the "keepers of the light" in the first place.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 7:28am.
She's definitely no Kate Middleton.

You're right. Michelle is definitely no workshy clueless dimwit whose life's toil is smiling and waving pointlessly while living off the fat of the land.

Wow. Going through the comments on this post. im noticing something has changed and I hope that the handful of resident "keepers of the light" can eventually perform an exorcism.

Barack and Michelle Obama are not only very attractive people but obviously so much in love - I enjoy seeing that.

*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005

She's a big girl and this accentuates the positive and hides the negative Maybe I'm just blinded by the red which is a personal favorite of mine

Jennifer Hudson, your fifteen minutes of post American Idol fame are over..and no one cares about your weight loss either.
Just go away.

U.S. Presidency = a spectator sport

She looks a lot thinner in pictures than she did "live" on my television. I usually like the way she dresses as a first lady but this dress was just meh. I can't decide if it was the color or the fabric (or both). I really am NOT diggin' the bangs - maybe if they were more sideswept I'd like them more. To me she looks like Gayle King, and that is not a compliment.

There is much to admire about Michelle's physique but this dress does her no favors other than the lovely coral-red color. Design-wise, it looks like a failed home-ec project and makes her look slope-shouldered. Jason Wu needs to try again.

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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"

I am loving how some people, Fox News and their stupid followers, had a rotten day yesterday (and some had a rotten weekend, too).

I like her new hair do, but that dress makes her look like a foot long fruit roll up...no. Her nice athletic build just looks big in this dress. At least she tried something different I guess.

I loved the coat and sparkle belt she wore to the ceremony but I don't happen to like that dress. She looks great but it's just too much IMO.

Malia is the Jackie O. of first daughters. I love her look.
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And if O cheats on her with an intern I'm throwing in the towel on marriage and swearing to never get married.

I'm not always a fan of what she wears, I don't like the high waisted look on her, she's too tall and big for that. I do love this dress on her though, the color is gorgeous. And I love the way her hair softens her face. He's always hot even though I don't always agree with him, he's definitely a hot piece of powerful ass.

Loved the dress. It was a major improvement from the first one and she looked incredible. Kudos to Jason Wu for getting it right.

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Ha! I was watching CNN when Michelle Obama came out in her dress and they DID lose their minds over it. My husband, who was watching with me, looked confused until I told him that people "really like clothes." He said, "I guess they do." I thought she looked stunning. That color was beautiful on her and I liked the way the fabric was shimmery without being clingy. And she was wearing Jimmy Choos! For fuck's sake!