Because Why Wouldn't PHG Run Toward An Ice Cream Van?
Almost every time this was sent to me, I watched it and every time I watched it I really thought Prince Hot Ginge was running after an ice cream van. I BELIEVED! I showed it to a friend who bluntly killed my dreams and let me know that I'm a stupid bitch with a Popsicle stick splinter for a brain. Point taken down to the nuts. But why wouldn't there be an ice cream van in Afghanistan? Just look at how PHG's ears perk up at the sound of the ice cream van jingle. You can practically see him fantasizing about nibbling the nuts off of a vanilla Big Dipper. Clearly, I've thought about this and hand wrote an entire entry about it in my PHG dream journal.
If you click to the 0:34 mark in the video below, you'll see that PHG wasn't running toward the ice cream van, he was running because duty called! But if it was an ice cream van, I'm sure he'd still run after it. Now if you'll excuse me, after seeing PHG lick his lips a million times, I have to retire to my bunk. But before I do that, I'm going to trade brains with a half-melted Pink Panther ice pop.
via Reddit


Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 10:53pm.
You guys are funny! But I still would and it would be nasty nasty nasty!
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Amen. Amen. Amen. Unfortunately, I'm old enough to be his mother so I think that would be really awkward and kinda' make me a scurvy-purvy.
Giggle. He said "peeing."
He's cute. And Prince Charles's, despite all the naysayers. LOOK. AT. THE. EYES.
i see prince harry...i see nazi uniform...can't shake that...
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That was fucking hot. He's so badass.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
This made me laugh so much this morning. Can't wait until they start adding the creative sound to the Michelle Obama "eye roll" video.
That was hot.
Submitted by SFRBully on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:31pm.
Please do not let that kid get access to guns or ammo. I've seen that before, and both tines I vacilated between finding it hilarious and scary.
Submitted by Parablesower on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 9:54pm.
That right there explains my dislike.
Whew. That royal fupa.
Harry dreams of getting corn-holed by a gang of horse-hung Talibans!
That was funny. Love when he mentions the friend in back with the peen-wagging gesture at the 1:15 mark, lol. He wasn't talking cockpit controls, that was definitely a wagging gesture. ;P
That sign should have said "Yes grab!"
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Prince Horsey was too close to the crown to be allowed to go into combat, I take it?
I guess PHG is expendable.
Just like a nonwhite person in Utah, he doesn't have a soul b/c he's not even human.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM
This story reminds me of Herbert the Pervert http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nhz4zU_m28
You guys are funny! But I still would and it would be nasty nasty nasty!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I know he is British but whenever I see Gingey the "Dukes of Hazzard" theme song pops into my mind.
Dear Team Windsor,
We are not impressed.
Cheers,
Team Creole
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Agreed Ms. Lainey! The Nazi uniform stunt alone was enough for me. And I do not see the hot with this one.
I'm not on the PHG train. Don't like him.
He's cute and charming. Hope we don't find out later he's been raping civilians.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 9:05pm.
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THIS^^^^^^^
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
I like PHG. Much more than his brother who comes across as a bland robot; he'd be that gold robot in Star Wars.He seems like a real guy.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
PHG makes me want to have ANGRY SEX. You know, where all bets are off and I just brutalize a bitch. I'm talking ROUGH. I don't know why, but I wanna hurt that Ginge so good. You know what I'm sayin'? I'm not talking anything too extreme (shh...yes I am), but Daynum. I want that bitch and I wanna make him MY BITCH, you know?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Video #2 - Oh no, that wasn't staged at all.
LOL @ the "DO NOT GRAB" sign in the chopper. They had to install it after Michael K visited for a show around.
Fuck! just that peak at his abs! I am done for tonight!
That was sincerely hot. He ran like a real man!!
Why can't our government's children be obligated to serve the armed forces for 2 years. Maybe they would think twice about declaring war when it's their own children sent to fight it.
lol, how very British Army to have their action stations alert be such a whimsical song.
Almost sounds like the tune from the infamous "Lincolnshire Poacher" numbers station.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 7:21pm.
It's HOT over there. That truck doesn't come around every day.
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Sorry Doc, it's fucking cold in Afghanistan. Trust.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
That was genius.
He's SO damn cute, I can't stand it. LOL
Seeing him run with the ice cream music was magic.
Go Verb Yourself!
BTW trust me when I say , he is definitely well hung. I got a good sixth sense for this shit.
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
I'm glad this little spoilt brat is made to eat Wetabix every morning, and BTW I don't find him hot, the gays can have him...meh
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
PHG is a good guy. I like him.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
that was pretty damn funny.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
<"who bluntly killed my dreams and let me know that I'm a stupid bitch with a Popsicle stick splinter for a brain. ">
So what it obviously functions and you can still dream. I would have bought it. It's HOT over there. That truck doesn't come around every day.
Laughing so hard....this post is so precious and hilarious. Why can't ice cream trucks just solve the world's problems....so PHG and MK's fantasies ... might....collide. (an old gal can dream too, MK!)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
If anyone could make him switch teams mk, it's you.
*adds ice cream truck ringtone to my cell phone*
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