Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
What former A list reality star was at Sundance offering herself up for interviews with any media outlet that would take her? There were no takers. None. Publicists were begging, but no one wanted anything to do with the former hated reality star. (CDAN)
See above picture taken at Sundance. And yes, I pulled this picture out of the bargain bin on the photo agency's website.
The paparazzi are in constant pursuit of this star, capturing her every move in L.A.
So can you imagine their surprise when she recently opened the door and a strong scent wafted out, one of the illegal kind.
Two things that make this story interesting;
1) She was driving her then-boyfriend’s car… but he wasn’t in it, so he cannot be blamed for the fresh smell of pot.
2) Keen observers picked up on her somewhat wobbly appearance at a Golden Globe Awards after-party, suggesting that she had too much to drink. Now, in retrospect, her secret habit may explain things better. (Celebzter via Blind Gossip)
Selena Gomez? Two things:
1. ILLEGAL?! The good shit is legal in CA if used for "medicinal purposes" and any trick who dates Justin Bieber automatically gets a prescription. Because you need some strong stuff to deal with the anxiety and shame of dating Justin Bieber.
2. The second point is talking about a video of Selena Gomez "acting drunk" or high at a Golden Globes party. Selena wasn't drunk and she wasn't dancing around a cloud of green smoke. Selena was just trying to balance her gigantic Bratz doll head on her neck. That's all.
This former A list reality star and now someone you probably would not want to spend any time has been trying her hardest to get pregnant and thinks it will give her a chance to be on top of the world again. Please do not let her be pregnant. If you have seen the way she treats other living things in her life, you would not want her to be either. (CDAN)
Another blind item about Wonky McValtrex? It's a comeback! But you know, Wonky Jr. wouldn't have it that bad. After Wonky was done using Wonky Jr. for attention, she'd throw it in the closet with her other living cast-offs. Wonky Jr. would be raised by a pack of malnourished toy dogs, which is way better than being raised by Wonky.
This former almost A list all movie actor has had a hard time getting much work in the past couple of years. Did I mention he is in the closet to the public so hard that he would freak out if there was any light at all coming in? Probably one of the more famous beard relationships in Hollywood. No longer seeing his long time boyfriend, our actor now uses the services of two Thai guys when he needs umm, some stress relief. Problem is he needs to go to their massage shop to get it and one of these days someone will talk or release what must be some CCTV video. (CDAN)
Hayden Christensen? Exhibit: A through Z. That is definitely a post-jizz smile.
Apparently this foreign born almost A list celebrity has talked to his A list actress wife about getting a divorce. Her response? It would be very inconvenient and that she is promoting a movie and would like to focus on that and her other movie coming out later this year and they can talk about it down the road. When this split does happen, it is going to be nasty despite how hard she will try to make it appear civilized. The things he wants to say. (CDAN)
I had to put on a fleece jacket to read that icy blind item again, so I'll go with the ultimate ice queen Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban?
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 11:32am.
Fuck, I immediately switched it to the Food Network and Robert Irvine's enormous biceps when I heard the words "Khloe Odom."
I'm almost nostalgic for Paris now. At least there was only ONE of her, and she never spawned when she was famous. Ah, the innocent halcyon days of sex-tape famewhoring.
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I like how Kim and Kyle Richards are now more famous than Paris!
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Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 8:25am.
I can't wait for Lilo and KK to fall away from the limeilght like PH has done
Unfortunately there will always be someone new.
Our cultures breeds these turds.
Submitted by jelliebean on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 10:06am.
The hideous spawn of Ryan Seacrest: the Kartrashians shoved at us 24/7
Right, I'd almost prefer Paris Hilton. At least there is only one of her. and those Kardasians have entered my HGTV! The bigger one (Kloe?) was doing up a room for her husband with the cousin guys. Pissed me off!
The hideous spawn of Ryan Seacrest: the Kartrashians shoved at us 24/7 around the globe, marketing their whorish wares make me long for the quaint old days of Parisite Hilton and her mom.
2. Emma Stone is my first choice. Or ubber brat Selena Gomez.
3. Goopster and Chris Martin.
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please let's not bring ph back into the spotlight...i thought we chased that alley cat out of town...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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Surely Paris isn't so stupid that she can't figure out how to go down the route of artificial inpillownation like the rest of them?
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
I can't wait for Lilo and KK to fall away from the limeilght like PH has done.
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RedPeggy - exactly! It's disconcerting! It really bothers me that they're trying to sexualize her & that she has a baby face! I can't explain it. Those photos of her & Bieb on vacay at the beach a couple of years ago bothered me, too.
I cannot wait for the day that this happens to the Kuntrashian Klan.
You know, in a way it must suck for Paris because for one, we probably would have never seen or heard of KK or Nicole Ritchie if not for her; secondly, Nicole, Kim Stewart have kids and KK has spawned. Paris is sort of the last girl standing. I don't feel sorry for her because she is an idiot.
<" I don't think it's Kidman 'cause they make a point to mention that the husband is foreign-born and in her case both she and Urban are foreign-born.">
Kidman was born in the US.
CDAN is fun but so full of shit. What on earth would be preventing ANYONE from just saying who #1 is?
I also agree with whomever said that KK was worse than PH. She is, there's more of her for starters, as well as more of her ilk.
Miz Cyn,
I agree one hundred percent! I can't get my head around HER head. She's got a very pretty face, but it's also kind of wrong. Little chubby baby face and tiny little body. It feels wrong to hear people talk about her sexually, I feel like they're discussing a 13 year old.
Awww... nobody wants to talk to wonky mcvaltrex. Boo fucking hoo. She was a brainless cunt back when the reality tv idiots thought highly of her, and she's a brainless cunt now that they've wised up to her brainless cuntiness...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Blind #1 = Parasite Hilton
Blind #2 = Jenifer Lawrence and not Selena Gomes because of this paragraph: The paparazzi are in constant pursuit of this star, capturing her every move in L.A. The paps do take Slena's pics but they aren't in constant pursuit of her.
Blind #3 = Parasite Hilton or maybe that plastic whatshername Montag?
Blind #4 = Could be Travolta, as he's been All Movie-A list POST his TV days and not Hayden because of the quote about being part of one of the more famous beard relationships in Hollywood
Blind #5 = The Paltrow cunt and her boring Coldplay husband. I don't think it's Kidman 'cause they make a point to mention that the husband is foreign-born and in her case both she and Urban are foreign-born.
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What I don't get is why don't all Paris Hilton's of this world (see: Kim Kartrashian) fade away?
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The real question is why was Paris Hilton at Sundance in the first place?
Paris is totally trying to get pregnant. LOSER.
And aHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH that no one wants to interview her!!!
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dementa on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 9:35pm.
Which KK?
Kim. I think Saskaquatch has a y chromosome and that's why she can't conceive. Rumor has it Kim had to go the petri dish route with her pregnancy.
I'm sure Wonky's had abortions, which doesn't help her much either.
I feel like Nicole and Kieth seem to be actually into one another and why would you bother with a surrogate if your marriage was on the rocks?
And if Selna smokes pot who fucking cares she is 22 it would be weirder if she didn't.
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 11:01pm.
Selena Gomez: giant bratz doll head? her head is tiny. whoever wrote that is a fucking idiot.
http://i49.tinypic.com/fwj78i.jpg
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MK wrote that, but you probably already knew that.
Maybe one day the lardass will become irrelevant like PH?!? *fingers crossed*
Selena Gomez: giant bratz doll head? her head is tiny. whoever wrote that is a fucking idiot.
http://i49.tinypic.com/fwj78i.jpg
AWWW that's so cute! She still thinks she's relevant...
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Lol...I saw the Redford remark on E earlier today (I never watch E). They said that he was so disgusted by Paris and her leeches making a scene and stealing all of the goody bags. He was really pissed off, apparently. So this has to be her.
They also did a nauseating mini interview with her, asking her what she thought of Kim's pregnancy. She replied (in her gross baby voice) "I'm so happy for her." They then asked if she was ready for kids, and she said not right now, shes too busy with her career. What career?
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What do you suppose Keith has to say about Nicole? Maybe she's boozing and coking and messing with his sobriety. Or she's screwing one of the members of The Black Keys behind his back. Or she has bulimia and her barf breath grosses him out. Or maybe she's undead! That would definitely be a dealbreaker.
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 9:43pm.
Really? Damn. I never hear about them! Then again I never hear much about Hayden at all.
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Weird! For some odd reason the thought of this trick popped into my head today. (Probably was the dog shit I found on my front lawn). I was thinking how nice it was not to see Wonky anymore. I don't mind seeing her now on here, something tells me that blind is definitely about her.
Just at the moment KK conceived, I was wondering how that racist cunt PH would take the news. I figured the insecure bitch would run out and try to find some poor sap to ram one up there. That bitch is so OVER and it's about time. Please don't let her be pregnant is right. She's a nasty ass spoiled bitch who still thinks she's 2. Motherhood would not be a good look on her.
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Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 8:36pm.
I think the last one is Natalie Portman and her recent French choreographer husband.
Damn, good call! (hopefully Millipedes is holding something really vile over her head that will come out during the divorce, because otherwise she's so fucking dull and self-important).
Hayden always seems like he's in over his head in H'wood, he's said to be a nice guy (I'd gladly offer him some stress relief).
Submitted by Womanoftheyear on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 9:16pm.
Her face is just hideous, that beak and mouth of hers, gag.
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I saw some pics of her as a young girl and she was actually kind of pretty. He original nose was fine; it's now misshapen and odd-looking.
Glad I don't have the money to fuck up my face. A little botox here and there is one thing, but so many of these morons get horrible plastic surgery, despite all their wealth and connections.
If Redford is tired of douchebags like Paris showing up for his film festival then maybe they should issue invitations.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"all movie actor"
How can that be Hayden Christensen? He's been in several tv shows, both as a guest star and as a series regular. Jake Gyllenhaal was a guest on a show once, and John Travolta was on Welcome Back, Kotter. Needs to be someone who hasn't ever acted on TV.
When Robert Redford states you are the reason why he now hates his own brainchild, then its time to self reflect and not show up at Sundance to famewhore.
Somehow that doesn't register with this vapid slut!
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dementa, Hayden Christensen's been "dating" Rachel Bilson since 2007, with a brief "break-up" in 2010.
Love your Goopy guess.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 9:35pm
Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 8:36pm.
As much as it would delight me for the Millipedes to break up, I wouldn't call Random Dancing Guy an almost A-list.
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I wouldn't either In Hollywood which is most likely what applies here, so you are more likely right on this than I, but he is Alist in New York circles.
Has Hayden Christensen had a girlfriend? He can't have the "more famous beard" relationship if nobody knows about it.
For the last one: how about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow? She has Iron Man 3 coming up, and he's from England.
Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 8:36pm.
As much as it would delight me for the Millipedes to break up, I wouldn't call Random Dancing Guy an almost A-list.
I agree about KU tho. He seems like the sort of guy who never rocks the boat and just enjoys it.
Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 8:40pm.
Which KK?
Didn't Wonky have a bunch of abortions too?
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Her face is just hideous, that beak and mouth of hers, gag.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 9:00pm.
As well as his alphabet soup.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 8:54pm.
That's not CDAN's writing. He must have hired a utility man.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 8:19pm.
How bizarre, I just listened to Darling Nikki. Are you in my head? Is thine the voice that speaketh to me in the cold of dawn?
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That's not CDAN's writing. He must have hired a utility man.
LOL @ Selena's "gigantic Bratz doll head." She's kinda cute but loses everything by being associated with The Biebs.
I was in Venice the other night and there's a pot shop on every street, it seems, with neon green crosses outside. They look kinda proper and sedate in the front room but I imagine things are different in back or after the doors close.
Submitted by misslainey on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 8:00pm.
Paris was irrelevant in 2004. Can't believe she's still around. And God I hope she does not procreate.
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Didn't that vapid hag recently walk out of an interview (though who on earth would be interviewing her I have no idea) when they asked her if she "missed being in the spotlight" or something? Her irrelevancy is the only thing that gives me hope the Kuntrashians may meet the same fate. Plus, "K&K Take New York"'s new eps are down in the ratings, apparently. YAY!
For #2: Amanda Seigfried (sp?) was noticeably spacey and awkward in at least one GG red-carpet interview--we discussed it here. She said some weird shit to Hugh Jackman and his wife and Gaycrest shooed her away.
I think all the STDs having sterilized Wonky. I think that's basically what happened to KK. It doesn't take much to let one bad STD do you in re productively.
I think the last one is Natalie Portman and her recent French choreographer husband. Keith Urban always seems so content.