But Does The Skirt Detach?
The Shrine Auditorium is still standing today and that means that Anne Hathaway won the SAG Award for Best Supporting Actress, because if she didn't she would've screamed and bawled until the entire building collapsed into a pile of dust and tears. To accept her 699th award of the year, the 15-year-old theater nerd trapped in the body of an Anne Hathaway wore a see-through skirt over a shorty cocktail dress covered in black aquarium rocks.
I don't know how to feel about this dress. On one hand, that skirt might be detachable and I have serious feelings about skirts that detach. It looks like something Lucille Ball would've worn to a funeral party in the 80s. On the other hand, methinks that skirt wasn't detachable, because if it was it would've detached itself from that annoying ass ho as she gave another annoying ass acceptance speech (click here to see it). Bitch is always out of breath and she tries really hard to come across as humble, but she's about as humble as Kanye West.
On a positive note, I am starting to like the mop on Anne Hathaway's head. She obviously goes to the same barber as John Krasinski. If she shaved her sides, she'd have Justin Timberlake hair. I bet during commercials breaks, Justin and Anne shared a flat iron and a can of AquaNet in the ladies lounge.
Here's a few pictures from last night's SAGs. In order!: Peter Pan in funeral drag, Jaimie Alexander, Dr. Blossom, Jessica Chastain, B. Coop, Marion Cotillard, Claire Danes, a construction worker, Michelle Dockery, Nurse Jackie, Tina Fey, Jennifer Garner, the owner of the Hammaconda with Jennifer Westfeldt, Julianne Marguiles, Taye Diggs with Idina Menzel, Julianne Moore, Amy Poehler, Amanda Seyfried, Timberlake, Sofia Vergara and Naomi Watts.
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AnnE is just another word for AssholE.
The sheer neckline of that dress accentuates her ostrich neck. I pray to the gods that we will witness her crane that neck and peck the eyes out of every member of the Academy when she looses that goddam Oscar.
But God, how MUCH DO I LOVE Tina Fey, Marion Cotillard and Michelle Dockery? Now they epitomize great talent and true, classy, unforced beauty.
Even Idina Menzel looks pretty good when she has Taye Diggs hanging off her. And Jennifer Garner looks even better sans Affleck.
But Justin "Pippy" Timberlake and the Insufferable Hathaway will forever look like they're trying much too hard and FAILING IN THE PROCESS.
I need a close-up of Marion's makeup. I think I could become very good friends with that lipstick she's wearing.
This sure was the night for some barftastic clothes.
Submitted by ewe on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 2:31pm.
She'll have no choice. Look at Halle Berry and Hilary Swank.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
AnnE is such a tool. Didn't have an opinion about her but the fame whoring & faux humility when accepting awards has given me the hates.
Marion cotilliard looks very pretty and I like Clare Danes dress a whole lot.
Marion Cotillard's dress looks amazing. Parisian.
Jennifer Westfeldt has many features that, put together, should make her lovely. Clear skin, shiny blond hair, big smile, slim body, etc. And yet... she looks like nothing so much as a muppet.
Get it Lady Mary and Amy Farrah Fowler!
I am going to "watch and see" with AnnE. She may calm the hell down, or go completely insufferable. Her inner theatre geek may help to stomp out the ego. Time will tell!
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado
AnnE looks like a boy
Wow, Lady Mary does have boobs.
Methinks Dr. Blossom is on the Divorce Diet.
Works. Like. A. Charm.
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
Jennifer Westfeldt has nice boobies! I don't like that more matte face and cheek colour seems to coming back. Makes me look 8 years older, so I'll be sticking to the more natural sheen colours.
Dr. Blossom looks good!
She can whip the long skirt off to flash her vag again for the Oscar.
Wait, she has actually won all the nominations she was given? LOL. But that lipstick colour is pretty.
the 15-year-old theater nerd trapped in the body of an Anne Hathaway
OMG, BEST description of this bitch EVAR (and also something I've been saying for years).
And don't you mean "AnnE" Hathaway? Get it RIGHT, you peasant!
Isn't it galling that her relentless self-promotion and overworked PR company have managed to get her all these awards? I'm hoping for an Adrien-Brody-type upset for Sally Field at the Oscars, but I doubt it will happen.
My only hope is that like every other woman who's won the BSA Oscar, it will be a fast ticket to obscurity for the insufferable Hathaway.
I think I actually like Mayim Bialik's ensemble the best! Who knew?
Booooring. Doesn't anyone make a statement any more on the red carpet? I'll give Cotillard some points.
Julianne Marguiles looks lovely, just gorgeous. Idina looks like a man. Poor Idina.
Marion Cotillard is gorgeous, and I love her hair. There's a part of me that wants to congratulate her on at least trying to dress differently.
But I think she needs to learn to walk before she can run. She doesn't seem to have the required eye to pull off "quirky Gallic beauty who wears weird stuff but still looks stunning". I think it's a completely overrated aethetic myself, but if that's your thing, you need to work your way up to it, and keep on the right side of the "pleasantly weird/just not right" divide.
Work on the basics, honey.
I'm probably not the first to observe this (so, sorry to any who noticed before), but AnnE seems to be emulating Taylor Swift when it comes to receiving awards with the whole, "Gosh, who me?", shtick. It's very boring...
Is there a committee or something that chooses who will be the 'it' people of the year? And if so, why do they always choose the people I hate the most? Where do these people live? I want addresses, dammit!
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DP.
I'm surprised that the Chanel people didn't fix that bodice for Julianne. The bottom of the dress was pretty, but the bodice...ick.
Awww, Justin Timberdouche wants so to be taken as a serious movie actor that he's ironing his hair.
Marion Cotillard is so beautiful. I love the way she dresses, it always seems very French and she takes a lot of risks. I even liked her mismatched orange look at the GG's.
Julianne Moore is a goddess, who has an awful stylist, or no stylist.
I think Claire Danes is pretty but I don't like this look. The vampy lipstick shades look bad on blondes.
Sorry but Sofia Vegara = irritating as hell. She tries too hard and has become a charicature of a "sexy latin wooooman" as she says. I also do not buy that she doesn't purposely exaggerate her accent.
Naomi Watts looks good here.
Both Anne's and Julianne Moore's dresses were ugly and NOT flattering. Alfre Woodard was the best dressed/most elegant woman in the room.
You look at Anne's eyes, they look OK. Look at her nose, it's OK (a bit big) and her mouth is OK.
It just looks odd all together. Maybe it's all so big. I wonder if that Rossum gal(Phantom of the Opera) was up for the Les Miz role.
=Are we finally down to one more awards show foe AnnE???
How much more do we have to endure??
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ugh she is pissing me OFF. I'm fine with giving her the Oscar if this means she'll go away for the rest of her days.
Jennifer Westfelt's face just looks...idk... uncomfortable. Like it's stretched too thin or something.
Mayim Bialik looks pretty good here. I think she's kind of cute, in a nonconventional way; she just never really dresses right for her figure.
holy sideboob, Michelle Dockery.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Anne Hathaway looks a anorexic elf who snatched the fairy princess's dress while girlfriend was out snorting the fairy dust.
Marion Cotillard is so fucking stunning always. I thinks I have a lady crush.
John Hamm... Ah, so great to see the sausage was in attendance.
I'm so sick of her face... If they give her an Oscar will, she promise to go away forever?
At least she seemed a little more emotionally stable and not so deer in the headlights. Dress was awful. Julianne Moore's Was perhaps the most ill-fitting couture dress ever--why did no one fix it?
Jennifer L was smoking hot and her's fit like a glove. Very glad that both Tina F and Amy P have started to really get their glamour groove going. They both seem so relaxed now dressing up. Tina looks so good rocking this late 40s/early 50s look.
Anne makes me sick to my stomach! I just am tired of seeing her fake surprise when accepting awards. Ugh.
Can AnnE Hathaway become Anne GOAWAY! UGHHHH
Check out this review I found that nails why we hate her:
http://www.mgregueiro.com/2013/01/film-review-les-miserables-spoiler-ale...
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 1:36pm.
Anydumbass, does anyone know what she meant by "I'm so glad I have dental insurance"? I don't get it, unless she means that she was a struggling actress who has finally made it and if so, I'm going to vom on my laptop.
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I'm going to guess it was her nod at being in the SAG-AFTRA Union. Dental insurance.
She's still an insufferable twat.
I luvz my Cotillard! Stunningly gorgeous classic skirt action paired with a tube top from Marshalls! The girl can simply do no wrong. Well, except for the hair.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
lol I love how everyone refers to her as AnnE now.
More like AnnE Go-away
AnnE reminds me of NatPort in that I used to like her until she turned loathsome....let's all remember back when her fiance turned out to be a swindler, those were better times.....
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AnnE dress makes her look the witch she is really starting to become
All she needs is a BROOM to complete the look.
Rande, she won't let us ignore her. Not until she has that little gold statue man clenched in a death grip that makes an alligator's jaw seem like a fucking marshmallow, we MUST ACKNOWLEDGE HER SUFFERING FOR HER ART.
Ugh. I want her to lose the Oscar so badly.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 1:38pm.
LOL!! Can I just ignore her instead?
DA was unrelentingly bleak last nite. Even Violet's little barbs were more sad and sharp than witty.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 1:36pm.
Anydumbass, does anyone know what she meant by "I'm so glad I have dental insurance"?
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Maybe someone clued her in that a lot of people want to punch her in the face.
She's been sweeping the awards, so she'll definitely win the Oscar. I am sure she was great, but wasn't she only in the movie for about 15 minutes? Seems unfair to me.
Sofia Vargera always wears a version of the same type of dress. BORING already.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 1:36pm.
Anydumbass, does anyone know what she meant by "I'm so glad I have dental insurance"? I don't get it, unless she means that she was a struggling actress who has finally made it and if so, I'm going to vom on my laptop.
Perhaps she realizes somebody is gonna kick her in her smug teeth one of these days.
Is this going to be Ann's new thing? To make a "witty" quip as she accepts her awards? Completely annoying.
She is SO going to win the Oscar. Imma gonna DIE. She'll be even more unbearable than she is now.
Anydumbass, does anyone know what she meant by "I'm so glad I have dental insurance"? I don't get it, unless she means that she was a struggling actress who has finally made it and if so, I'm going to vom on my laptop.
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Is it just me, or is Sofia Vergara getting kinda skinny? I think it's funny she's used as an example of a "real" woman with curves when she's actually pretty thin.
Anne Hathaway is a human popsicle of fug.
That Downtown Abbey chick is really beautiful to me. So is Jessica Chastain.
Justin Timberlake is so fucking fug and he makes me want to punch his face in. Who is he blowing to get acting gigs?