The Difficult Brown Thinks He's Jesus On The Cross
After Chris Brown and Frank Ocean battled to be the Queen of the Parking Space, The Difficult Brown used his hands to make this busted down, community college art class painting of Jesus and his back-up cross hangers. Fist Brown posted his painting on Instagram and added the note: "Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!" By the look of this painting, I'm guessing what really matters to Chris Brown is man abs, because DAMN he spent a lot of time with Jesus' rock hard ab biscuits and V muscle. Jesus take the ab wheel! But couldn't Jesus stop doing ab crunches for a minute so that he could dye his beard to match his hair? How are you going to spread the good word with a beard that is several shades lighter than your hair? Jesus would never work the two-tone look so this painting is a FRAUD!
While The Difficult Brown is off comparing himself to Jesus, the New York Post says that Frank Ocean is thinking about pressing charges against him. Frank still claims that Fist Brown threw the first punch that started the brawl. The L.A. County Sheriff's Department says that Chris Brown hasn't been hit with charges yet, but they are investigating. TMZ says that Fist Brown wants to talk to the police with his lawyer, because he claims he never hit anyone. The fight apparently started in the parking lot and then moved to the lobby where Chris Brown's dudes and Frank Ocean's dudes wrecked the whole place up. The surveillance footage from the lobby fight shows Team Breezy and Team Ocean creating waves in the lobby (Get it, because breezy + ocean = waves? Leave me alone, it's early!), but the video never shows Chris or Frank throwing a punch. There's no surveillance footage from the parking lot, so nobody knows who started it.
Chris Brown's lawyer should argue that his client could never throw a punch at Frank, because Frank doesn't have a vagina and tits. A valid argument! Not guilty! All charges dropped! But seriously, all of this over a stupid ass parking space? Everybody involved needs to have their licenses revoked and should be forced to take the bus from now on, because they are not worthy of any parking space. Slapping a trick over a parking space is just some dumb shit. When somebody steals your parking space, this is how you handle it:
Learn from Evelyn Couch. TOWANDA!
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I cant believe i'm about to say this but chris is outdoing kanye in the ego department. i did'nt think that could ever happen - ITS A SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPSE!
I didn't know Chris was a TV Funhouse animator.
I tend to keep things simple:
Every human being on planet Earth has an asshole. It's the ones who choose to act like it I can't stand -- regardless of its color.
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"Not judging or being gossipy on Dlisted is like when I go to a hotel with a bag of dildos and I get stoned and wind up using the bed to watch Judge Judy and that's it." -- SFRBully, 1/24/2013
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:27pm.
And yet both prejudiced people are just as ugly and vicious on the inside. So they're equally reprehensible from a personal perspective.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Whamo and others: I think you are right. I think we are due for a new music genre. Autotune and pathetic (as opposed to clever and catchy) rap are getting stale. What do you suppose it will be like, this new music?
Whoever said they think Chris Brown has a mental disorder, I agree with that, too.
And I can't wait for the day when nobody even thinks twice about people's skin color. It's just ridiculous and there is no reason for it.
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Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 2:28pm.
assholes like Chris Brown and his fans are the reason so many people are still racist in this country. Seriously, stop rewarding and supporting human shitstains like him.
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yes, because summarily dismissing or hating Black people one does not know and have never met is COMPLETELY justified when one hates the acts and personal values of a few Black assholes.
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I didn't say assholes like Christ Brown are the reason I don't like black people, I said they were the reasons so many people are still racist, and I believe that to be true. I hear people say negative things about black people all the time, and then cite people like Chris Brown as the reason they feel that way. By buying his music, following him on twitter, giving him awards...ect people are rewarding his behavior and keeping his assholery in the public eye. And in fact, when you think about it, it is all white people who own corporations like Viacom that promote these assholes and their thug culture so that they can perpetuate and validate the stereotypes people already have. Similar to the way the music industry promotes the idea that women should be skinny, dress provocatively and exist primarily to be objectified by men.
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"you can't be racist against white people"
*blank stare of disbelief*
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I believe that anybody can be prejudiced against any group of people, including a group they themselves belong to. But I think terms like racism, sexism, and homophobia are specific to instances where one group has power over another. A white person who hates black people is both prejudiced and racist but a black person who hates white people is only prejudiced. A man who hates women is prejudiced, misogynistic and sexist but a woman who hates men is only prejudiced and misanderistic. Saying black people can be just as racist as white people is wrong because it denies the historical, cultural and economic oppression of a minority group by the group in power.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 4:35pm.
It's abundantly clear that ignorance does not discriminate.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 2:28pm.
assholes like Chris Brown and his fans are the reason so many people are still racist in this country. Seriously, stop rewarding and supporting human shitstains like him.
yes, because summarily dismissing or hating Black people one does not know and have never met is COMPLETELY justified when one hates the acts and personal values of a few Black assholes.
wow the Chris Brown and Beyonce posts really bring it all right out, don't they? and this type of thinking right here is EXACTLY why i will never hesitate to say the things i say about racism here.
"you can't be racist against white people"
*blank stare of disbelief*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Chris Brown keeps doing the gayest shit ever. First, he picks a wrestling match with Frank Ocean in a parking lot. Now he's sharing his doodles of sexy studs. This reminds me of a friend of mine whose favorite thing to draw is sexy, half-naked studs. He's gay, of course. Anyway, he really likes to concentrate on the abs and the crotch region. When he shows me his drawings, which are actually really good, I'm like, you were getting horny while drawing this, right? Anyway, my point is, Chris Brown is fighting the gay, literally and figuratively!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:56pm.
@Whamo
Yea, not meaning to generalize my generation, but on a whole, we're pretty fucking stupid. I started my own little "rebellion" by turning off the radio and MTV.
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That's the way to do it,
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 1:49pm.
I wish I shared your optimism.
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LOL, I understand you pessimism but history would suggests things will change
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I sure do hope you're right!
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 2:30pm.
Errmm..you couldadd assholes like John Mayer and Bam Margera to that list...
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except you can't be racist against white people because they're already the group in power.
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Racism has been practiced for centuries by people in power. But one doesn't have to be in the more powerful group to have pre-conceived ideas and hatred for another group based solely on their race.
From Dictionary.com
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rac·ism
[rey-siz-uhm] Show IPA
noun
1.
a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2.
a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3.
hatred or intolerance of another race or other races."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
if I were the judge in any of these cases, I'd exercise my privilege of the bench to INCLUDE as punishment that all parties are BANNED from expressing themselves on any social media. That'll separate the wheat from the chaff in the "music/entertainment" worlds.
Then, as part of their probation, they get tested. For their compliance in the fame whoring ban.
Time for some justice that at least attempts to suit the crimes of fame whoring....and destruction these pysudo-stars create.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 2:30pm.
Errmm..you couldadd assholes like John Mayer and Bam Margera to that list...
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except you can't be racist against white people because they're already the group in power. Also, John Mayer is a douchebag for sure but there is a huge difference between being a womanizer and being somebody that beats women into the hospital and then claims he's being victimized because people were upset about it.
Submitted by Farty McAssface on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 2:52pm.
Can someone explain the origin of the "difficult brown" thing?
This is my signature.
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Sinade O'Conner used the term "the difficult brown" to describe anal sex and it seems pretty fitting for Chris
Can someone explain the origin of the "difficult brown" thing?
This is my signature.
Submitted by saltydog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 2:28pm.
Errmm..you couldadd assholes like John Mayer and Bam Margera to that list...
assholes like Chris Brown and his fans are the reason so many people are still racist in this country. Seriously, stop rewarding and supporting human shitstains like him.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 2:14pm.
I would not bat an eyelash if this POS were to get wasted in a drive-by.
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I wouldn't either - similarly, if he drove by me and I had a bat, I'd aim for the eyelash.
DID YOU MOTHERFUCKING POOP IN MY FOOD? YOU BITCH! *THROWS TAMPON*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PPzUW2PIY
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:33am.
I see it happening in Dallas, and you know when something has spread to this city, it's happening everywhere. A few new venues have popped up here to cater to the "hipster" (there should be a new term for the younger people) kids with both rock and indie dance, and I've been to some awesome shows. It's still just sprouting, but about 3-5 years from now, when these high schoolers/early 20s people have more buying power and people my age have really pushed their music (since we're the angry, unemployed bums selling to them), I do expect some pretty cool stuff to go mainstream.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:56pm.
@Whamo
Yea, not meaning to generalize my generation, but on a whole, we're pretty fucking stupid. I started my own little "rebellion" by turning off the radio and MTV.
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That's the way to do it,
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 1:49pm.
I wish I shared your optimism.
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LOL, I understand you pessimism but history would suggests things will change
I would not bat an eyelash if this POS were to get wasted in a drive-by.
"I'd say Jesus is gonna be really tired when Ray Lewis starts calling on him this Sunday"..from Isprainedmyulva...
Jesus just cannot get a break...trust me Hohan will be calling out to Jesus too...
If I was Jesus I would go under cover for a hot minute...
love that scene from Fried Green and ADORE Kathy Bates, fuck the Difficult Brown..I hope just like Hohan they revoke his probation and throw his nasty std terrorist loving woman beating ass in jail and hope that there is a large man who thinks he is purdy and give it to him like he really deserves..the Difficult Brown irks me to the core...rot in hell Difficult Brown...and fuck Rhianna for taking this abusive shit head piece of dog shit back.
I keep having the image of Jesus looking down and spluttering with rage at Brown doing stuff like this. For some reason, the Family Guy skit with the plastic bag and the circulatory system comes to mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFs1Qf5m8Qg
Persecution and messiah complex much?
Somebody can't render hands, but has his Jesus six-packs DOWN.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:33am.
There will be a organic music movement coming soon, there always is punk did it, new wave did it, grunge did it, industrial did it and the time is NOW for a massive auto tune push back and all these turd heads will find it impossible to get their music played.
Kids have a way of rising up against the crap.
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I wish I shared your optimism.
"Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!"
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If it was just the last sentence, he'd just be guilty of bad art. That last one is making me shit razorblades. If he wasn't so stupid, then I'd think that was his intention.
It took longer than I expected, but some people are openly accusing anyone who hates CB of being, like, totally racist:
http://tinyurl.com/aay42zu
Because, as well all know, NO ONE still hates Sean Penn for being an abusive fuck.
I really want this cunt to die horribly.
I know someone who thanked the Lord for their hair appointment this morning on Facebook and was 100% serious, so between her and this fuckstick, I'd say Jesus is gonna be really tired when Ray Lewis starts calling on him this Sunday.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
I think Douche Brown is the only Hollywood asshole I hate as much as Shithan. I wish those two would get married and leave us in a murder suicide. And before anyone calls me out, I don't give a hot fuck if you think that's wrong, it is true to what I feel.
He just wanted an excuse to paint men with no shirts on.
Said in Edward G. Robinson voice, "see, where's your prophet now?!"
Team real Jesus . Not this tattooed douchelord imposter. Jesus took some real shit walking up to the cross , this asshole hits girls and argues over parking privileges . Jesus would whup his little punk ass.
He needs to leave Jesus out of his mess. You ain't the Messiah.
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@Whamo
Yea, not meaning to generalize my generation, but on a whole, we're pretty fucking stupid. I started my own little "rebellion" by turning off the radio and MTV.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:33am.
There will be a organic music movement coming soon, there always is punk did it, new wave did it, grunge did it, industrial did it and the time is NOW for a massive auto tune push back and all these turd heads will find it impossible to get their music played.
Kids have a way of rising up against the crap.
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If I believed in god, I would pray so hard for this to happen. Fuck it, I'ma gonna pray for it anyway. So sick of these no-talent douches clogging up the airwaves.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 12:43pm.
I wish he'd date Blowhan.
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So they could fight each other to the death? HA!
This is insane. I'm not Christian, but I recognize the symbolism of Jesus on the cross. What a narcissistic asswipe. I wish he would just disappear.
And like Whamo, I think he will...
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:33am.
There will be a organic music movement coming soon, there always is punk did it, new wave did it, grunge did it, industrial did it and the time is NOW for a massive auto tune push back and all these turd heads will find it impossible to get their music played.
Kids have a way of rising up against the crap.
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Even now unsigned artists are making their way into pop music...look at Macklemore. Not saying he's the future of music, but without a record deal he made a platinum album. And he's a lot better than little bitches like this one.
I wish he'd date Blowhan.
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Don't you never, ever, pull my lever
Cause I explode
And my nine is easy to load
I utterly lurve Evelyn Couch and this immortal clip.
If only Evelyn could bring the wrath of TOWANDA on, say, Lindsay Lohan ..
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
***rolls around on floor laughing***
I swear--Dlisted is catnip for a human.
Even Jesus Christ said "Jesus Christ!" when he saw this shit. Fist Brown doth need a smiting or a plague of frogs or something.
"But couldn't Jesus stop doing ab crunches for a minute so that he could dye his beard to match his hair?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I learned something interesting about ab muscles recently, from my physical therapist: of the three types of ab muscles, the "six-pack" is the least useful. Relative to the other two types (oblique and transverse) they are pretty much just decoration. The obliques (middle layer) are slightly more useful, but the real workhorses are the transverse - they wrap around the torso attach to the spine at the back, acting kind of like a corset. Since the space between the ribcage and pelvis is unsupported by bone (the spine stands alone) the transverse abs are crucial. Weak transverse abs are the biggest factor in lower spine/disc problems (like mine, ugh).
o anyway, if you needed another reason to roll your eyes at butterfaces pointing to their six-pack, there's one more. You're welcome.
What I wanna know is why this guy gets all pissy and beats up his girlfriends around Grammy time?
@ IF,
history is always written by the winners.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBiNqfQ0JtQ
I think the next time some prof puts a FAIL on some test of mine, I'll draw a picture of Kant saying that's me.
Ya know. Difficult Brown would NEVAH shade a bitch for loving the peen, him being So Enlightened and Spiritual and stuff......
I bet you anything Brown dropped a great big "F" bomb on the openly bisexual Ocean, and that fight was on!
Or perhaps Ocean suggested to Brown that he should stop beating up his beards and step out of the closet where the air is free. NAH, that would NEVAH faze the Cool and Collected Brown, ya think?
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Yes! Kathy Bates
Hopefully when Jesus comes back to smite all us sinners he'll start with Chris Brown. Get creative, Jesus. Fire is the cleanser.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
I find this guy incredibly offensive in so many ways.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.