BRADLEY COOPER LOOOVES FEET!

Who cares if this is just another story that's trying to kill the rumor that Bradley Cooper has a peen fetish, this is kind of Bradley Cooper news I want to hear about.

InTouch Weekly says that B. Coop wants to be a Dr. Scholl corn remover in his next life, because he wants to be stuck to a delicious foot all the time. Jennifer Lawrence introduced B. Coop to a model named Laura Simpson and they went out on a few dates, but she dumped his ass, because he was obsessed with her hooves and kept asking her for pictures of her feets and it grossed her out. Some source said this:

“After a bunch of dates, things got very awkward. He was always touching her feet. It was weird, so she broke it off. [They had] six real dates and were hooking up for about a month."

So, B. Coop wants to suck your big toe like it's a hard dick and your response is, "EWWWWW"? B. Coop wants to stick his dick between your toes and your response is, "EEEEEK"? Either this story is fake or this Laura Simpson trick doesn't appreciate the pleasures in life. If that was me, I wouldn't even care if B. Coop kept calling my foot "Victor." I'd be all about it. Lick it, clean it, choke on that sock lint, bitch!

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Bradley Cooper • Feet

Submitted by agirl on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:35pm.

I don't care if B.Coop likes feetz or not, but his body in that pic!!!!!

*faints*

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 2:26pm.

This "item" has about as much verisimilitude as the one about Will and Jada "doing it" in every room in their house, or the one about Tom Cruise "kissing" a "mystery woman" on set (or "doing the dance of love" all night with a waitress he picked up in NYC).

Cooper is a slimeball, but that has nothing to do with a foot fetish or loving peen. He's just icky, marginally talented and false - sort of the sleazy male equivalent to AnnE Hathaway.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 8:35am.

WTF is UP with that one gangrene toe in that pic?

Submitted by PrincessIvory on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 7:45am.

Haha that title pic is GOLD!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:12am.

Bradley is a gorgeous gay homosexual!

Are there nude photos of Bradley?

Submitted by Uptown James on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:29am.

I once had a doctor who was both very odd and a douche bag. At every physical he would comment about my feet several times during the appointment. "Those are really good-looking feet." "You really take care of your feet." I could have maybe gotten into it a little if he hadn't been such a douche. You know, like how sometimes a guy can get into a little the prostate check when the doc sticks his finger up the ass? like that. And no, I couldn't get into that either with this guy bc he was such a fucking douche bag.
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Submitted by dementa on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:10am.

I don't get why people find feet sexy. Feet are weird tendony appendages with stubby little non-fingers attached, they sweat, and they tend to have lots of dead skin.

There's nothing graceful or sexual about the way they look. They're like thumbs and assholes, they're useful but not pretty.

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Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:16pm.

Him and Quenton Tarantino should double date. Bet Quenton could hook Coop up.

Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:39pm.

I worked with a guy who once who told me he liked it when feet smelled bad.. Said it turned him on.. yuck... I'd always give his wife the side-eye and turned down invitations to go bowling... Or hang out with them.. The freaks.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:34pm.

DD -- wow, Hamm & Meloni? Ordinarily I'd say no, but it really depends. Maybe if things got really hot & heavy & sexy I would. I don't know. Maybe a kiss on the toe, but a full-blown hump on my foot? Eh, I don't think so. Let's put it this way, if my dude got off on my feet, that would be one thing, but if my dude got off on every bitches' feet, that would make me ill. Lots of women have ugly, nasty, fungus-y feet -- VOM!!!

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:08pm.

Bradley can fondle my feet any day of the week. I love guys who love my feet! I think it's adorable.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:51pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:32pm.
Actually, if I had just gotten out of the shower, and I was in front of the fireplace with Mark Harmon and he wanted to rub my foot, I'd certainly let him. As long as it didn't turn into a huge sex thing about my feet. Who am I to turn down a really hot guy just because he wants to innocently touch my foot?

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Submitted by CeeCee on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:51pm.

I hate feet. I hate them SO much and always have! When my two brothers and I were kids and fighting over something, they do all they had to do was touch it with the tip of their toe and I would drop it like a hot potato and never want it again! SICK!

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:50pm.

Feets is nasty and ho's who want to suck on feets is nasty too.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:32pm.

Actually, if I had just gotten out of the shower, and I was in front of the fireplace with Mark Harmon and he wanted to rub my foot, I'd certainly let him. As long as it didn't turn into a huge sex thing about my feet. Who am I to turn down a really hot guy just because he wants to innocently touch my foot?

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:23pm.

Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:35pm.

Rande, he claimed that more than one place had offered him a job once the customers started moaning! As I said, he gave great massages.

Wait, that gives me an idea...

Submitted by ChiChiMarie on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:18pm.

Seriously? I just need to meet him then. I have dated multiple men with serious foot fetishes who have told me mine are perfect. So you know, i got that going for me...

Submitted by elegantlady on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:10pm.

Dated a guy with a foot fetish and it was too much. I don't mind massages, rubbing on your chest and even your booty. But when you put them in the mouth and want to suck on them all day and nite and crotch action...I'm good but bye.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:01pm.

Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:55pm.

Knew a guy years ago who would sneak into those mall foot massage places when they were really busy, act like he worked there and start massaging women's feet
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This makes me sad. Where was I when this sneaky foot massager was prowling around? I'm a foot slut and would let anyone* massage my feet.

*Except Pete Doherty.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:49pm.

I just can't with feet. Those feet in the picture above are making me ill. I could never be with a man who is/was a foot fetishist. Having said all this, I keep my feet in immaculate condition, I always get pedicures and wear adorable sandals. But if a man went for my feet, I'd have to send him away.

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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:46pm.

I think the green toe is some stupid color of nail polish.

I'm more concerned with the nasty ass heel at the 1 o'clock position of this photo. Christ, put some lotion on those nasty ass hooves!

I fucking HATE feet. Mr. Chewi has quite possibly the most disgusting feet I have ever seen. He knows it too. He is totally okay with not wearing sandals...and if he ever did, I would pretend to not know him.

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Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:44pm.

I never really understood foot fetishes but honestly they seem pretty tame compared to the things your partner could be into. I don't think I'd dump somebody if they wanted to suck or look at or massage my feet, but it wouldn't be a plus either.

Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:35pm.

Rande, he claimed that more than one place had offered him a job once the customers started moaning! As I said, he gave great massages.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:27pm.

Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:55pm.

Knew a guy years ago who would sneak into those mall foot massage places when they were really busy, act like he worked there and start massaging women's feet.

hahaha. No one noticed? He didn't have a smock or name-tag on?

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:20pm.

ew. The foot at 3 o'clock is really disgusting-looking.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:19pm.

One fetish I will never understand because feet are gross. And all these women that love to take pictures of their feet because they got a toe ring so they think their feet are magically "cute" - no, your feet are still gross.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:12pm.

Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:41pm.
I have plantar fasciitis and love having my feet rubbed and massaged. It is heaven to someone like me. And no one wants to do it so I have to pay the little Asian girls. It would be awesome to be with someone who had a foot fetish. I could lay there all fucking day and have someone play with my feet. Kneed, rub, suck, whatever. Just as long as they don't rub them against their privates. That's all.
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No rubbing against your privates, no sucking or tickling and we're good.

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Submitted by Girl about town on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:11pm.

I don't care much about him, but I love a man with a foot fetish , he can touch , suck and lick my feet all night! I got cuties for feet too.

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Submitted by aradia07 on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:57pm.

Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:36pm.

I once dated a dude who had a serious thing for feet. It was no big deal to me, everyone has their kinks.

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As did I. I am not judging and what ever rocks your boat, but I just could not with that.

Submitted by Virgin Queen on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:55pm.

Knew a guy years ago who would sneak into those mall foot massage places when they were really busy, act like he worked there and start massaging women's feet. He gave a great massage but the toe-sucking (or "shrimping") was just too weird.

Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:41pm.

I have plantar fasciitis and love having my feet rubbed and massaged. It is heaven to someone like me. And no one wants to do it so I have to pay the little Asian girls. It would be awesome to be with someone who had a foot fetish. I could lay there all fucking day and have someone play with my feet. Kneed, rub, suck, whatever. Just as long as they don't rub them against their privates. That's all.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:39pm.

I once read that the 3 main erogenous zones for both gay and straight men are, in descending order: chest, buttocks and feet. This doesn't sound too weird. Get back to me once someone has, like, an armadillo fetish or something.

That said, I believe this. I also believe he's both straight and an asshole, so make of that what you will.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:37pm.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:40pm.
Btw, I tried looking for the BCoop as emu pic, and I promise you, his people have been messing with the Internets. I only found some mediocre pics, but not the original I saw here on the D

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:25pm.

Isn't Q.T. one with a weird foot fetish too?

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:22pm.

"It was weird, so she broke it off." That and the fact she couldn't look past his pederasty.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:16pm.

@ LaChaylo - here you go :)

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/extemporanea/5963484/31140/31140_original...

SO FUNNY.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:16pm.

This is BS because he's maybe gay? I call BS that a "model" other than Gisele Bundchen would dump a major movie actor because he has a thing for her feet. Hardy har. Yeah I'd maybe buy you dumping him if he came at you with gardening sheers or a hot poker while in bed....

Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:15pm.

Feet are ugly. Period.

Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:13pm.

I love that whenever I do a google search for a celebrity, "feet" inevitably pops up second or third in the previous searches. There sure as hell are a lot of feets-lovers on the interwebs.

Submitted by FluffKitteh on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:09pm.

GROSS. I hate people touching my feet. I refuse to get a pedicure for this reason.

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Submitted by AreYouSeriousRi... on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:08pm.

What the hell is below his ti-tay? Those growths are worse than the green toe.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:06pm.

AHGACK! WTF MK!?!? What's with the gangrene toenail? Sweet Jeebus! That is fucking disgusting!

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:03pm.

GG - you KNOW I'm on the EMU band wagon, but GUUUUUUUUURL.....what I wouln't do for a fucking FOOT MASSAGE!!! SHEEEET!

Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:02pm.

Have I missed it, but when did Bradley Cooper transition into having a body like that?

If anything his transformation reminds me of Zac Efrons, "Look everyone I'm not some twink I've got a muscular body" deflection... which just screams "I'm gay" to me.

Also the only playing with my feet anyone is allowed to do is a massage... other than that, no thank you.