Wednesday, January 30th 2013
You Know It's Above 50 In NYC When.....
It was in the 50s in NYC and that's practically summertimes weather, so when the temperature goes up, Mimi's clothes come off before she sashays out onto the street. Wearing an outfit that I know a member of En Vogue wore at least once during the 90s, Mimi stepped out of her apartment in Tribeca, stopped, pushed her Hello Titty balls out, posed and got into her SUV. Only a rich bitch who goes directly from the venue to the car would flash her bully button in NYC in January. Correction: Only a rich bitch named Mariah Carey would flash her belly button in NYC in January. The outfit says "I'm hardly in the elements, darling!"
And I guess Mimi's full-time ab painter had the day off.
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I thought the zipper part on her jacket was a big gaudy belly button piercing- that would have made this way more trashy and fun. As it is, it's fairly tame by Mariah's standards.
I believe it is Mariah's goal to dress like a teenager but she actually dresses like a teenager circa 1995. Little belly-baring shirts and short denim skirts...it's true all the teens dressed like that 18 years ago (I know, I was one then) but they don't now. I'm not sure if Mariah is aware of that or not.
I can't stand the vain, vacuous bitch, but I give her kudos for not caring about what others think. I don't think she is fat but by Hollyweird standards she is. She's kind of chunky, but she is tall so she can get away with it. I still think she looks like Miss Piggy's twin sister.
Feh, she looks fine to me. Except that she's fucking ORANGE.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:26am.
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Looking at this photo again, I guess that could be it. I don't think I have noticed someone that looks like they fluctuate in their weight so much, so quickly. Like Janet Jackson fluctuates in weight a lot, but it is over like 6 months, not days, which is what it seems like sometimes with Mariah.
The outfit is silly, but it really was warm yesterday. Not sure it was belly shirt weather, but it did feel a lot like winter in Hawaii.
Ugh. I think I'm tummy twins with Mariah.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:12am.
That's what I was thinking. Her outfit is ridiculous but she is not fat or chubby. She is not stick skinny and never has been...but she looks good in this picture.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 10:10am.
Very Good Detective Snowy. Did Elvis give me away?
On Topic: Mimi also travels with a hair fluffer. She'll be sitting at a table in a restaurant and this assistant will just appear and start brushing and fluffing her hair right at the table while you are eating. Mimi just sits there carrying on like normal as if no is doing this. Go brush your hair away from my food bitch.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
While Mimi's face may look better photographed at a side angle, her belly does not.
Good Lord, bring back the freezing temps to this broad can put on some clothes!
I ain't talking about her weight, I'm talking about being too old for that shit. Really, some folks can't age gracefully (did you hear me, Sharon Stone?)
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
Greeneggs, it's the outfits. Where a hem or waistband hits can make 10lbs difference, easily.
Oh Mimi i love you but for why you dress cray cray? You have so much money. You could get the best jeans, dresses, shirts, shoes, whatever your heart desires and this is what you pick? Leather jacket with a belly showing top, a skirt i think I saw at the second hand store, and stripper heels. Just get a stylist, woman.
I'm sorry, wait, yoou all think Mimi looks FAT here?
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
LA me is your name Alison?
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
I am a big Mariah fan. With that being said, her body puzzles me. She goes from looking sort of thick, maybe a little chubby one day (like this photo) to quite slender days later.
Is it photoshop that is happening, or Spanx? I really don't get it. Like there was recently that photo she tweeted of herself on the beach in a red bikini and mini skirt...she looked really thin and good. Her belly looks completely different here. Everybody fluctuates with their weight a little (especially us women) but that much? Very puzzling.
i'm surprised there's no tattoo of "hello kitty" or butterflies on her stomache...
i feel cheated..
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I just never thought she was pretty, I don't know why I just don't. She's talented sure, but I find her very annoying. I do think her marriage to Nick is for real and actually very sweet.
Mariah, you are far too rich, fabulous and talented to be looking that desperate. Save it for the Hamptons.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
50 feels warm when it was 10 a couple days ago.
Cowardly Lion needs to stop the belly shirts
you folks are outta your minds, she looks fantastic, she's hawwwwwt.
i'm glad that some women don't follow dowager's advice/shame to be age restricted in dress and behavior.
FUCK AGE RESTRICTIONS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5gAkna3jI
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
The fact that you wrote "hawwwwt" speaks volumes.
Oh that's just nasty. Ain't nobody need to see that! Cover up, you're scaring the children! Effin' harpy! *hate hate hate* (p.s. En Vogue...hah! They were great!)
Submitted by LA me on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:35pm.
-very cool!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Oh, Mimi, honeychile.
I love diva Mimi...but gurl, that shirt needs to come down a few more inches. You are beautiful, we already know!! Dress appropriately for your age, please!!
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Damn fool.
Is it just me, or does she usually look like she just popped Librium?
Slap a pink wig on her now. I sense boot moves on the horizon.
Oh you shut up Michael K, anyone that has had twins can have a flabby belly. Says the woman who has had three babies
Submitted by Girl about town on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:17pm.
Urgh I hate pathetic desperate women who strip down as soon as the weather gets above freezing,
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Ahh...ya....so do I...Bawahaaa! :P
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:46pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:39pm.
What on earth is she laughing at?
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Why only the funniest joke in the world that she just made up and told herself.
Mariah IS the element darling, she mother nature's love child.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:39pm.
What on earth is she laughing at?
I get a Britney vibe from her. I think she's medicated beyond belief and Nick Cannon is her caretaker.
ETA: or something.
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agree. also TMottola:Mariah, CDavis:Whitney, Disney:Britney. leeching families. entered "the business" as preteen or teen girls. imo she's damaged -- "or something"
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
aw cmon MK
No comments about the fist-biter in the 3rd shot? "say something nice... say something nice... shit, there's nothing to say!"
Or the "this bitch" chick in the last shot?
She has GOT to STOP this shit. She looks ridiculous, and pathetic.
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Don't you never, ever, pull my lever
Cause I explode
And my nine is easy to load
Mariah is slowly entering Demi Moore territory, insecure and desperate. Nick PLEASE come get your wife.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
OK, here goes.... I was sent up to Santa Barbara for a 3 day gig. Turns out it was Oprah throwing a 3 day party. She'd commissioned a 100 limos to come up and drive her guests around. 1st day I had Coretta Scott King and Diana Ross. Next was Cory Booker from NJ. Great guy..he even sang an Elvis Costello song to me. Next was Johnathan Demme to her personal dinner. Now, I am pretty jaded to celebs because of my job, but when Oprah walked Demme out to the car, she turned to me and put out her hand and thanked me personally for taking care of her friends. I was putty, not remembering what I blubbered.
Next day I was at Bacarra waiting for Tina Turner, when Oprah drove by in her car and waved at me like she remembered me. Had several other celebs that day, Usher, Della Reese, etc. The next day I picked up this little known Senator and his wife Michelle and Barack. Took them to Oprahs estate for a gospel Sunday brunch. Then taking them to the airport after. We pulled up to Santa Barbara AP (small fucking thing) and there was no one in the front. Michelle wanted to change clothes, but the restroom was crowded, so she came back to the car to change there. I tried to shield the front window so no one could see. When she emerged, I asked if I could help her with the hangers and clothes to get through security. The Obama's thanked me for my help and I parked my car in the "Loading Zone". As we were waiting in the security line 2 pissed off cops came in looking around. I knew they were looking for me and I handed off the items to the Obama's and apologized that I needed to leave.
BEST LINE I ever got to use as I ran out "Excuse me officers, I was helping the Senator". They let me go.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Good story!
When my belly looks like that i wear baggy shirts now people are going to say she pregoo. After all after the tummy tuck her belly should look like spongebobs
Anyways im 32 and i dont dress like that because its not appropriate its cute on a 22 year old or a teen but me not so much. And she does look great body shape wise besides the period bloat.
She's not a tank, but she's definitely got too much gut for that ratchet ensemble.
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Urgh I hate pathetic desperate women who strip down as soon as the weather gets above freezing, the same hookers pull out their booty shorts in April.
attention whores, get some self respect
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
It was pretty warm in NY today compared to last week when it was 12 degrees. Nice boobs and belly though.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:28pm.
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Lucy, The wine is flowing through my veins. Fuck, I've dissed Shakira, Mimi and Sly. Let me think who else I can dis....hmmmm. Gotta funny story about Obama. Wanna hear?
Edited for "not a "dis"
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Submitted by LA me on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:18pm.
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Your comments and avie go together so well, lol
And Mimi is lookin' good but those be some perilous stilettos, woman! Good thing it's only door to the car and back! ;p
"I'm hardly in the elements, darling!" -- but of course dahling!
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What on earth is she laughing at?
I get a Britney vibe from her. I think she's medicated beyond belief and Nick Cannon is her caretaker.
ETA: or something.
She looks ok I guess totally age inappropriate.
But I know how she feels. After a week of being between 9-12 degrees this 60 degree day made me want to pull out my shorts and flip flops!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
thanks, michael k., this post was a gift.(-to not not have took look at lohan's skank armpit and gf every time we check back in for new posts).
you can go to bed now knowing you've properly tucked us in for the night ... godspeed to yours.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I can't shade Mimi, esp. after the sad post on Whitney. Thinking about how much beauty and talent was wasted in her death, if this is where Mimi's at, then you go girl. I'd rather see her a living, if self indulgent diva-mama, than end up like Amy Winehouse or Whitney.
She really does give me a miss piggy vibe.
I take it she's pregnant again.
I love Mimi! When it's 50 above in Duluth I will be in a bikini! This winter has been tooooooooooo cold.