David Beckham Signs With Paris-Saint Germain, Proves He's Really Rich By Donating His Salary To Charity
My wet dream of fighting David Beckham for the last bunch of bananas at a Trader Joe's in Glendale will never come true, because he has left Los Angeles FOREVER and moved back to London with Posh, Harper the 7th and the Cruz boys. Becks got his ass a job closer to home and announced today in France that he'll be ripping off his jersey for the fans of Paris Saint-German starting now. People says that dozens of teams from around the world promised to throw wads of money at him if he graced their fields with his nipples and he went with PSG. Becks' 5-month contract with PSG ends on June 30th. Becks said this in a press conference this morning:
"I consider myself to be part of this club in the future – in helping this club to grow ... in helping the French league to grow and also helping this club to be one of the biggest powerhouses in football."
If you live in Paris and your dream is to fight Posh for the last macaroon at Franprix, then I need to tell you that's a dumb dream, because Posh doesn't go into grocery stores and she sure as hell doesn't fight over carbs. But anyway, Posh is staying in London with the kids and Becks will commute back and forth. Becks also said that he will donate his entire salary to a children's charity in Paris. The French media says that his contract is worth over $5 million.
What's $5 million to Posh and Becks? If Posh shit, her shits would be worth more than $5 million. Besides, it's smart to give it all to charity. Because once the French super tax hit his salary, he'd be left with two stale pieces of baguette and a couple of coins. Gérard Depardieu knows what I'm talking about.
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Are there nude photos of David showing his tinymeat?
I love the tag- richer than B.I.C!! Hilarious!!!
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Not sure about Victoria, but he always came across as a nice guy to me. I do like him.
Plus, he's getting hotter and hotter. Look at that, i so would!
Include me out.
What is that saying, when they say if you have those laugh lines around your eyes, those that have it are truly happy in thier life. DB has them, charmed life for sure.
Ooh, he's looking much better in these photos. I don't know what it was, but he is looking a little less hipster Ricky Gervais, which is a good thing.
I wonder if El Lay just fired his ass.
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the fans of this team are psychotic. I was on the metro in Paris one year, that was going to the stadium they usually play at. Holy Shit. Those houligans terrorized the car I was in with their "enthusiasm" for the upcoming match.
Because I'm a bitch, and my faith in humanity is at an all-time low, I say hes doing this for some other reason than just 'being nice.' Good for the charity though. I'm sure he will get a few girlfriends out of it at least.
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It's the least he can do, they're rich as fcuk. Two requests, please, no stuffing of the briefs and no talking. Whatever this is, it's bound to be 100 times better than the Blackberry-Alicia Keyes pairing. o_O
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Being from France, I am now preparing for a lot of lame taunts from UK radio DJs, xenophobic tabloid headlines, as well as even more airtime devoted to football in the French media. Ugh.
He wouldn't have to pay any income tax in France unless he spent more than 182 days a year there .
Since it's only a 1 hour flight from Paris to London (and he can fly private) he could easily play for the club while being 'based' in the UK most of the time. Even lots of French are 'London-based'
I think he's giving it away because:
1) He got a long record of giving to charity
2) With his wife he's worth $260 million, so who cares about $5 million more?
My God he's so hot.
He doesn't need to really play, his name is what draws people to the stadium. I think the LA Galaxy were hoping he'd do for soccer in the US what Gretzky did for hockey in the US.
Now I'm going to scroll back up and stare at him. Then think of him and Daniel Craig and me.
Ha! I saw this press conference by accident. I was paging though the list of channels, pushed the wrong button, and there was David Beckham being all David Beckham-y. He is lovely.
Not sure she's so carb free... photo of her at chip shop...
http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/gossip/the-juice/stick-thin-victoria-beckham-hit...
Submitted by CodeRed on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 4:11pm.
Becks is there on a missionary mission.
LOL. *squeaky voice* "Vicky, m'luv. Oi must git me own plaice in PAR-is. Fer tax reasons, y'know?"
Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:50pm.
@DWM:
NOT SAFE FOR WORK - ARTFUL PEEN. DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ARTFUL PHOTO OF FUTBOL MOUSE'S PENIS.
(is that a good enough warning? Don't ban me, bro!)
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WHy is becks on a cross? Is Becks Jesus? Is Becks my grandpa? so many questions
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Submitted by CodeRed on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 4:06pm.
'' ''payroll taxes in Switzerland, Luxembourg, and the United Kingdom are 20 percent, as compared to 85 percent in France!''
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Oh my, no wonder the French seem pissed off all the time. :-)
Submitted by CodeRed on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 4:11pm.
Becks is there on a missionary mission.
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Becks is there on a missionary mission.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
'' ''payroll taxes in Switzerland, Luxembourg, and the United Kingdom are 20 percent, as compared to 85 percent in France!''
http://www.forbes.com/sites/realspin/2012/12/18/can-the-last-taxpayer-le...
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
75% tax??? might as well donate it... yea, let's give the people that worked their ass off (not talking about people born in to money) to build a successful business/company and fucking penalty for working their ass off and being successful... and watch everyone adapt the philosophy that every person, regardless of how hard they work or how lazy they are, should conform to mediocrity and view below average as acceptable. The french are fucking idiots.... and Becks is ghey
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He pays English Tax, as his permanent residence is in the UK. So although that might have been a good point..the better point is why would somebody who is filthy rich work when they don't have to? Additionally donating all of the proceeds,if there were selfish motives? I don't get the criticism. I saw this topic all over twitter and facebook. Isn't there a Beyonce to bring down or something?
what a great guy!!!!
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@DWM:
NOT SAFE FOR WORK - ARTFUL PEEN. DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE AN ARTFUL PHOTO OF FUTBOL MOUSE'S PENIS.
(is that a good enough warning? Don't ban me, bro!)
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/david-beckham/images/32337575/title/naked-ph...
(I think they're all faked, no?)
Wow. Donating his ENTIRE SALARY to a children's charity? Very, very, very cool. Wish more super-rich celebs would consider doing the same (side-eyes Beyonce, Kobe, Gwyneth & Bawbwah)
what I know of this new shit is that 5,000 rich people have already moved out either to Belgium or Switzerland, and and Depardieu's case, Russia. The number must now be in the 5 figures.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
LOLOL URSULA!
Yes I have dreamt of Dlisters, too. I had a dream that I saw MK and I was all excited 'OMG IT'S YOU' and he ignored me.
Maybe that was real life.
We're not the only ones, I'm sure!!!
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I used to stalk him at The Galaxy stadium. I can't wait to buy a one-way ticket to France and figure out where lives.
that new socialist president is fucking insane! I'd donate it too if I were him and have it written off. Fuck you 75%! that's $3,750,000 in taxes. WTF. It would make me wanna kick homeless people.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
That's a nice gesture.
5 million is salary after tax
I like this story. And yes I'd hit it.
Wow, I thought he was done with soccer, but he's back with yet another team to play in Europe. So I figure he was done with the U.S., not soccer.
I think he hated playing with Americans. He probably considered it playing with college kids. He got the LA Galaxy a championship, took his $250 million and left. He thought he was going to be a superstar in the U.S. and let's face it we- Americans never embraced soccer like Europe and Asia and probably never will.
So Beckham left and took that scraggly wife of his with him. Since I don't care about soccer, I don't care about this story.
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Can't shit on him for donating his salary to charity. I just hope it's a good, worthwhile charity.
Submitted by ursulahotname on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:20pm.
Is it weird that I dream about seeing MK in a bar here in LA and sending him rounds of drinks from "an admirer"?
Cowboy nite at Oil Can Harry's in Studio City.
Wowie wow. Becks sure can wear a suit. Very sexay
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If he maintains a UK domicile for more than half the year, he won't have to pay the ridick Fr income tax. That's why Posh and the kids are ostensibly staying in London. Martha Stewart and many other riches do the same re NYC.
I read that the sports arm of the state of Qatar now owns PSG.
Submitted by ursulahotname on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:20pm.
Is it weird that I dream about seeing MK in a bar here in LA and sending him rounds of drinks from " an admirer"?
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Is it weird that I dream about seeing MK in a bar here in LA and sending him rounds of drinks from " an admirer"?
And donating to charity is the same as saying" I'm donating all my money to the salary of the head of a charity that is only required to give an infinetisnal amount to actually ( insert cause here). Fuck most charities.
Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:15pm.
There are some great faked(?) nudes of him online. You completely forgive that he sounds like your mother.
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I would hit it six ways til Sunday as long as he keeps his mouf shut, with that laughing gas voice of his. No bueno. Just sit there and look pretty, David.
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There are some great faked(?) nudes of him online. You completely forgive that he sounds like your mother.
DID YOU MOTHERFUCKING POOP IN MY FOOD? YOU BITCH! *THROWS TAMPON*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 2:55pm.
Also -- sucky i think you belong in his girl voice mouth.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Guess I should have read the whole post before making my bitchy comment, oops
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I don't get the tax reason argument. Unless he's ideologically opposed to giving the state money, giving ALL his money means he's left with less than if he were taxed.
Well look at MK making a tax point at the end there and how right you are. He can just give away the 5 million dollars salary instead of 3 million 750 thousand dollars of it confiscated. Yep, Gerard knows. Kunty knows, too.
Posh is going to have a tough time finding "safe" things to eat in France.
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Isn't he getting a bit old to be playing? Sill cute:) Posh--bangs don't work on her either (from the last post)
I thought he'd be retiring from footie by now.
Super tax or no, I'd much rather be in Paris than L.A.