Night Crumbs
Guess who is putting the assy in classy by showing her love for Obama on her nalgas? And yes, I'm buying a pair of these sweats for Victoria Jackson and Clint Eastwood - Popoholic
Sony is trying to do the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo sequel on a budget when they shouldn't do it at all - Lainey Gossip
Kim Kardashian is really trying to trump Jessica Simpson's pregnancy weight record - The Superficial
Leighton Meester or your average Los Angeles hipster who wears UGHs to be ironic? - Hollywood Tuna
Says the dude who was in the travesty of fuckery that was Spider-Man 3 - Celebitchy
In happy news, the dog who was taken to a kill shelter because his dumb as cat shit owner thought he was gay has been saved. But for why does he need to be neutered? He's gay! - Towleroad
January Jones gets Bowie-ized, is still as boring as potato flakes - Drunken Stepfather
The Scientology bath house will play this song every time John Travolta sashays in - OMG Blog
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON - ICYDK
Dan Marino learns that when you cheat on your wife, it's best to do it while wearing a condom. Your checking account will thank you later - IDLYITW
To fap or not to fap to Billy Bush? In related news, I hate myself - Just Jared
It really isn't right that Lara Flynn Boyle looks like she'd taste delicious with a squirt of lemon and a dollop of tartar sauce - The Berry
Jessica Simpson's best friend made a baby with Murray from Clueless - Popsugar
Lil Wayne's album cover is very Silence of the Lambs - Crunk + Disorderly
But can Adam Levine suck his own peen is what I really want to know - Boy Culture
Staying dumb: Twit & Twat are - Videogum
Try not to clutch your anal beads out of shock, but racist foolery exists in porn - Jezebel
Getting a homemade tattoo is the closet Lindsay Lohan will get to prison - Cityrag
The sweats.... The Coors Light truck... I wish this picture of Brit Brit came in a velvet version, because I'd love to hang it over my toilet - I'm Not Obsessed
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Submitted by The Machine on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 7:13pm.
Yes. Cousins, I believe.
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Thanks, The only thing I know about Billy is that he was on ET/Insider like show, don't know if he still is though...
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 6:44pm.
KimmyKunt should really avoid side angles, you can really see the PMK in that 6th thumb.
PMK?
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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 7:10pm.
PMK?
PMK - Pig Mother of KockROACH? Just a guess.
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LMAO!!!!!!!! People round here call Kris Jenner, PMK, short for Pimp Momma Kris, but I like your answer better. Lmao!!!!!!
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."
Submitted by Classof1997 on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:34am.
Same thoughts here.
And then he'll have a fashion line, and a bestselling fluff biography about his life after the presidency, and a perfume…
My opinion is that he wanted to be a real celebrity, but he's too unattractive to be. Compared to fine AA men like Morris Chestnut, Tyrese Gibson or Michael Jai White, he's nothing special at all. He's only "hot" in politics, which has a lot of bloated, ugly older men.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Obama sweatpants, seriously? Just more proof that man is a celebrity, not a president. Four more years of destroying America, and he'll go on to star in a reality show.
Death penalty by firing squad for animal abusers:
President Flowerboy edict.
I thought Dan Marino wore gloves. Big Dummy
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 6:23pm.
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I agree, LFB looks like an old woman. So weird, it can't just be alcohol that does that to your face. It it botox or steroids that makes it so puffy and looks like it's sliding off her skull?
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 7:29am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 6:45am.
Well, it's not like she's doing anything else to make herself relevant.
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other than sitting by the phone hoping and praying for a Desperate HouseHo's reunion movie.. or the Y&R resurrecting her Isabella character - no. Stick a fork in her - she's done.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 6:45am.
Well, it's not like she's doing anything else to make herself relevant.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
LongWhoria's head is so far up Bammer's butt it's a wonder she can breathe.
I don't get those pants with words on the cheeks AT ALL. Ppl starting wearing those about 9 years ago, right? Can it stop already.
The JanJones layout isn't THAT boring. She has such a tight bod ....those thighs!
All of Lara Flynn Boyle's outward symptoms/appearance screams liver and/or pancreatic issues. Poor thang.
Easy there Mefunigirl! He can still be admired for all his hot hunk bod. Forget the tramp. And he needs more shirtless pics, I think. ;p
@Get Serious, "everyone hates this legspread whore & her cellulite filled lard ass so much that they like what she dislikes, just out of spite..." -- HAHAHAHAHA The end.
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Good old Jezebel, still pretending to be a feminist site while shilling for porn.
In case anyone who has ever read my posts hasn't noticed, porn isn't just racist, it's sexist. Actually, it's gender-based violence against women. Since porn IS oppression, of course it's going to be A-OK with racism. Oppressors seldom oppress in just one way.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 4:27pm.
THE TRUTH. Making the world a better place.
how the hell does ugly ass Lisa Bonet get to marry Lenny Kravitz ANNND Jason Momoa in the same lifetime??
how the fck is that fair??
and she's 12 years older than him!! She's 45!! I can't! ugh.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Pitties are lovely dogs. I recently met a cross between two of the most maligned dogs (half pit, half rottweiler) and he was just the biggest sweetest thing you can imagine. He just wanted to sit there and have his head rubbed.
Great news that the dog has been saved, and that his dumbass owner doesn't get to boast about getting rid of his "gay" dog.
Either Eva Longoria is knocked up like BI suggests, or she's really let herself go. When your ass can be mistaken for a Lardassian's, that's bad.
Speaking of which, Lardassian is barely showing, and she's already a bloated blob! I can't wait until she's ready to pop. She'll have her own gravitational field!
Oh Lara, you were so beautiful! What did you do to your poor face?
Britney is due to break out the pink wig any day now. Lock up the kids!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
It just amazes me that twit and twat could go through 10 million dollars.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
If kim whoretrashian truly wanted to support President Obama, she should say she hates him; everyone hates this legspread whore & her cellulite filled lard ass so much that they like what she dislikes, just out of spite...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Bossy a.k.a. A KockROACHian. Your sister is a pig. Vulgar trash. She has "FRAUDED" America. To Hell with her!!!
Eva Longwhoria is so obnoxious I'm glad her career is over so we won't see much more of her in the future.
I have a pitbull and he is my baby. Love him and his name was blue long before BIC came along.. All he wants you to do is rub his belly all damn day long!! Was my sons dog but he left for college so now he's my dog. He always liked me better any way!!
Eh, the "Bottom" music video could have been better. I know it was released on Monday and I think that one queen who was tossed off Season 4 of Drag Race doesn't like Ru and wanted to make some news on the day Ru's show premiered. Fortunately, even Drudge had a nice story that RuPaul beat CNN in the ratings Monday night!
Typical pitbull owner (the "gay dog" story). I drove past a guy on a skateboard who was just on it and having his pit bull pull him along. They are probably the most abused of any breed I'd bet.
Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 6:31pm.
Is it kind of wrong that a whole community (Dlisted) is hoping for Kim K. to balloon to unfathomable proportions and stay that way and consequently, hopefully, fade into oblivion?
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No, it is absolutely not wrong. I fear she won't stay that way, though, because most mothers lose the weight. But we sure can enjoy it for now!
Kim Kardashian's a "hairy Violet Beauregarde"! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Eva Longoria--or anyone else in Hollywood--is maybe the last person I'd look to for advice on politics or anything else besides acting. But her behind looks good.
(And her ex's team has by far the best record in the NBA...)
Jason Momoa is hot in a comicbook character kind of way.
Lara Flynn Boyle is in bad shape with the alcoholism.(I type as I sip on my CC manhattan.)
But yeah, the gut's the tell. Amy Winehouse had it, and Tara Reid gets it when she goes off the coke for a week. Lower abdominal bloat with skinny legs.
Soon she'll be partying with Erin Moran and Brigitte Nelsen.
Hi everybody!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Jason Momoa may fuck a lot, but if he's doing it with Zoe Kravitz, I suspect neither Lisa Bonet nor Lenny K are going to be pleased.
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jason momoa...lisa bonet is a lucky broad...
"boy is a bottom" is hot
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
If there's a man on this planet that men hate more than Dane Cook, it's Adam Levine.
Double SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON the Momoa O-machine.
That's Lara Flynn Boyle? She looks like Lindsay now! Does anyone know what is going on with her?
And WHO is Betty White smearing the chocolate icing on in #15 the Berry? <3
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Lara Flynn Boyle was soooo gorgeous in "Twin Peaks". It's such a shame.
How appropriate your choice of pants Eva. That is where we are all going to be taking it soon because of Obama.
Does Lara Flynn Boyle have a fucking paunch? Is she working as a plumber?
Thumbs Up to the Boy is a Bottom video!
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I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫
Submitted by jenlynxo: "Kim doesn't even look pregnant, she just looks fat...."
I agree. She has that "donut" of fat with her belly button as the hole. Usually with a first pregnancy, if you're in good shape with tight abs, you don't "pop" until the 5th month. I found it frustrating because I wanted to LOOK pregnant and it took forever.
I find it very hard to believe that Tracy Anderson is allowing her to be this fat.
She's very lucky her face didn't bloat up (or hasn't yet).
Dan Marino - dude that was not cool !
KK looks awfully huge already in spandex atire. Oh my ! Wtf is she wearing her sunglasses at night for ?!?! Vapid poser with a big fat purse, only not FAT ENOUGH to cover her bigFatass ! Hermes hasn't got enough leather to do it.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
WHAT happened to Lara Flynn Boyle? If that's just elective cosmetic procedures, she's just as bad as Jocelyn Wildenstein.
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I think it's anorexia + LOTS of plastic surgery + alcoholism (see pot belly).
So does that make Tara Reid the LFB Jr? Hey, LiLo, go on a diet and you can make it a trio!
Hahahaha, I'm gonna go to hell!
I KNEW it re: dan marino... always figured there was something lurking. His family man image always seemed forced and while he was a great quarterback, he is known also as a legendary douchebag in my hometown of Miami.
I feel bad for the kids.
Dan Marino called an audible but didn't drop back fast enough.
I mispOsted my comment on that Maloofs cows big fat lie her on this post, sry mk.
New sig I prefer the lesser of two evil bitches so I'm gonna pick sig no 2 the poopy goopy on, anything to avoid a big butt fambly of trashy famewhores led by a pimp- moma
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Who cares about this old hag faced witch ?! Paul is a doll of a man to put up with her bitchiness and she was an awful BITCH to him. What a vapid liar she is and hey
Brandi only called her out on her bs. Her twin boys are much to young to get wind of this news. Their mother should care more about moving Sean into her home so soon ... Uh yeah like that's a good idea Ade , sure two weeks after dating , of course you can move in with me and my 3 small children. Smarten up already FFS !
With all her maloof money & it can't buy you even a hint of a clue to why you suck Ade and lack a sense of humor. Take the stick out & STFU with all the BS. Be a mother to your 3 young sons and tell that vile lil man your chef Bernie to STFU and stop badmouthing Dr. Paul Nassif ( your 3 sons father ) your kids love him regardless of your petty estrangement since divorcing their daddy.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Which should I use as my sig?
This:
a female kartrashian voice causes cancer in all non-kartrashians
It's a factoid
Or This:
I am a film aficionado
I drink fine wines and eat stinky cheeses
My bowel movements are exquisite experiences
I have Gwyneth Paltrow to thank for my sublime and lofty perspective
Embrace the Goop Lifestyle
Subscribe to her newsletter
I feel bad for LFBoyle. I suspect she's an alcoholic. That face... ugh.
Eva has always been tacky, tacky, tacky. She & her hubby were swingers (which I have no issue with) but when they eventually split Eva acted like she was some wronged, pristine, innocent wife who was so terribly hurt her husband had screwed someone else. Come on, girl. If you two decided on an "open marriage," that's fine but then don't string up your husband, publicly, for slippin' the peen to others when it's time for you to divorce!
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 6:44pm.
Is Billy Bush related to George Dubya Bush? I can see a little of that family "derp" in his face.
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Yes. Cousins, I believe.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 6:44pm.
KimmyKunt should really avoid side angles, you can really see the PMK in that 6th thumb.
PMK?
PMK - Pig Mother of KockROACH? Just a guess.
Well that is the correct part of the anatomy i must say to show support for our asshole in chief.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 6:44pm.
KimmyKunt should really avoid side angles, you can really see the PMK in that 6th thumb.
PMK?
Kim doesn't even look pregnant, she just looks fat. I'm still not convinced she's really pregnant. Publicity stunt.
Eva Longoria is the last person I would have guessed. I mean, she's always been so fit.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 6:23pm.
WHAT happened to Lara Flynn Boyle? If that's just elective cosmetic procedures, she's just as bad as Jocelyn Wildenstein.
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Anorexia, probably? The way her hips 'pucker' underneath her belly (instead of flaring out like a normal woman) shocks me more than her face, personally.
Is Billy Bush related to George Dubya Bush? I can see a little of that family "derp" in his face.
And Jason Mamoa sounds like the typical dumb caveman. Hot, well built, dumb as a brick. Lisa Bonet is still a lucky bitch though. She gets to bone this sexicle and she got to bone and reproduce with Lenny Kravitz...Once again...Lucky BITCH!
KimmyKunt should really avoid side angles, you can really see the PMK in that 6th thumb.
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"Vanity’s a business built to fleece the unique. Silicone and stars collide. The rest will fall in line. Just as beautiful as you are, it’s so pitiful what you are.You should have seen this coming all along."