Lady CaCa Is The Queen Of The Universe And All Her Assistants Are Her Slaves
Lady CaCa's former assistant Jennifer O'Neill threw a lawsuit at her two years ago for overworking her like a Chinese child in a sweat shop and not paying her one single cent of overtime. Jennifer was CaCa's personal slave for 2 years from 2009 to 2011 and did everything for her from wiping the tuck sweat from her taint to wiping Terry Richardson's butt juices from her lips. Jennifer claims she worked day and night and says CaCa owes her almost $400,000 for 7,168 hours of overtime. CaCa refused to pay, Jennifer sued her and here we are now.
The New York Post says for 6 hours in a Manhattan office, CaCa blew out curse word after curse word and called Jennifer all kinds of names during her testimony. The Post got a hold of the transcripts from the testimony that were submitted to the court and lord, CaCa's not-so-inner cunt came out to play that day. While her head was firmly shoved up her ass, the cunt monster let everyone have it:
CaCa on how Jennifer is a shifty piece of trash who needs to bow down to the real queen of the universe: “[Jennifer O'Neill is a] fucking hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn. She’s just — she thinks she’s just like the queen of the universe. And, you know what, she didn’t want to be a slave to one, because in my work and what I do, I’m the queen of the universe every day.”
CaCa on Jennifer throwing her stank faces during her testimony: “Are you going to stare at me like a witch this whole time — honestly? Because this is going to be a long fucking day that you brought me here.”
CaCa on how none of her slaves got overtime and Jennifer knew this going in: “[Jennifer] knew exactly what she was getting into, and she knew there was no overtime, and I never paid her overtime the first time I hired her, so why would she be paid overtime the second time? This whole case is bullshit, and you know it."
CaCa on how Jennifer shouldn't complain about overtime, because she got to sleep on fancy sheets in fancy hotels and party with a turtle-faced creep: “I’m quite wonderful to everybody that works for me, and I am completely aghast to what a disgusting human being that you have become to sue me like this. Because she slept in Egyptian cotton sheets every night, in five-star hotels, on private planes, eating caviar, partying with [photographer] Terry Richardson all night, wearing my clothes, asking YSL [Yves Saint Laurent] to send her free shoes without my permission, using my YSL discount without my permission.”
CaCa on how she has such a good heart, because she gave Jennifer a $75,000 a year job that she wasn't qualified for: "[The job] was essentially a favor, and Jennifer was majorly unqualified for it. I expect there to be a certain level of, like, you know, knowledge and academia about, like, your job. [A good assistant] is somebody that can anticipate what you need before you need it, so they buy it for you, or they — they set it up for you.”
CaCa on why Jennifer sucked as an assistant: "One of the biggest problems I had with Jen is that I felt like she didn’t enough lay out all my stuff for me [while traveling]. There is 20 bags and there is only one me, and I can’t sift through everything. She would only open a couple of bags, and it was very stressful for me because then again on my off days I couldn’t really have a day off because, you know, I weigh 115 pounds, and I was trying to move these huge, big luggages all by myself in the room, and I did it all the time — by the way, she was asleep until 12:00 most of the time, so I was very often waking up and moving my own luggage and doing shit by myself, and it was — it was a problem that I had."
CaCa on how Jennifer should be thankful that she got to live a solid gold-covered diamond life for 2 years: “It is, like, such an amazing luxury that I get to travel the world and have planes, she doesn’t even see what a luxury it is, but she thinks it’s owed to her for no reason. [I took my employees to a] beautiful $3,000 meal that I paid for [at Spiaggia in Chicago]. They were on their day off, and they all just wanted to be with me.”
CaCa on how all her employees work only 8 hour days, but it's not 8 hours in a row: “You don’t get a schedule that is like you punch in and you can play fucking Tetris at your desk for four hours and then you punch out at the end of the day. This is — when I need you, you’re available. An eight-hour workday could still be a very difficult workday, you know, if you’re digging ditches or, you know, you’re, you know, putting sealing on a roof, you know. I’m not in any way discounting how hard an eight-hour work day can be, or discounting the role of an assistant. I do six shows a week, and I make a lot of money. I work, I work 24 hours a day. I’m not standing next to Steve holding tea, waiting for him to take a sip, that is not what I do."
CaCa on how she's going to give the $400,000 to her current employees instead of giving it to Jennifer: “I’m going to give all the money that she wants to my employees that work hard for me now that deserve it. I’m not going to give it to her so she can go to Intermix and buy herself a new tube top."
CaCa on how she was disgusted with Jennifer after Jennifer slept in one of the two beds on her private jet and refused to share pillows (HA!): “Most of my assistants in the past always offered it to my mother or my family. Jennifer was the first person that never offered it to anybody and always took it for herself. And she said, ‘No, I need my three pillows so I can sleep.' I heard it. I immediately was so sick by it and upset that I turned over and went back to sleep.”
CaCa on how after partying with Terry Richardson and fancy French socialites in Paris all night, they got back on the jet and Jennifer took one of the beds again: "[Jennifer] completely, like, flipped out at me, beyond belief when I told her no. I said, ‘Jennifer, this is really inappropriate in front of Terry Richardson,’ and she was like, ‘Don’t I get some sort of seniority because I’ve been here longer and I’m your friend?’ And I remember those words as clear as day, because when your best friend looks you in the eye and says ‘Why can’t I have that seat on your private plane, I’m your friend,’ the first thing I thought was ‘You’re not my fucking friend.’ You are not my fucking friend.”
All of this is gold, but the part that really made me cackle out of my panties is when CaCa said, "This is really inappropriate in front of Terry Richardson." If Terry Richardson was in a room full of Larry Kings (and we all know that Larry King is the MOST inappropriate person in the world), he'd still be the most inappropriate piece of trash in that room. Terry Richardson has busted a nut on a barely legal model's reluctant face in front of his entire crew and CaCa is telling somebody to act appropriate around him? I bet that when CaCa said that, Terry was in the back of the plane, jacking off into one of Jennifer's socks.
And damn, EGO really is a helluva drug.
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Are we sure that wasn't Ricky Spanish's depo?
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That is pretty awesome about Britney. In spite of everything, there is always ongoing evidence that she is Good People.
Caca and the former assistant are both ridiculous and horrible in this. I hate to admit it, but Caca has a point. I'd spend a year that way for 75 grand if I could. My guess is that Jennifer spent all her damn money and "needs" more.
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She packs her own luggage.
I have some friends who worked and created outfits for CACA and they have all said she is so blown out on coke and is a mess. I never liked CACA, she is just that CACA, her whole act was a buy off from those around her who knew how to create a look and image. For all those on here who love her and praise her creativity have definitely fallen into a vat of kool-aid! Her whole come-up was because she could afford to buy the best in the business and was able to create a marketing blitz that would sell (music?) her and yes Daddy's money helped that come-up. Her so called "genius" of a creative mind was not behind her rise, far from it. Without the money she probably would still be a wannabe extra(Sopranos)on tv or still trying to do Mtv reality shows (remember that)...But instead daddy bought her the team to rise above us minions so she can be queen of the universe. Caca reminds me of every disgusting kid that has ever been on that horrid Sweet Sixteen Mtv show.
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Guys, Oprah IS BEING SUED!!!! This is the best Super Bowl day EVAH!!!!!
(sorry, I know this thread is about CaCa's lawsuit, but when the mighty O can't manage to arbitrate a sexual discrimination case....I imagine journalists' everywhere finally lovin' their jobs!!!)
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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 3:24pm.
Really just what ARE the hours that a PA gets paid for...is it 24/7? That's a lot of overtime or was she paid by contract in which case that's probably all she's entitled to. Shouldn't this be discussed beforehand anyway?
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I hope TMZ gets a copy of the actual contract, where it should lay out whether or not the PA is classified as a non-exempt employee who would receive OT pay. I can't believe Gaga would be that stupid, to hire someone on an hourly basis and then break all sorts of wage laws in making her work more than 40 per week.
But then again, I hope she IS that stupid, and that she gets the pants sued off her because she's a nasty bitch :D
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Really just what ARE the hours that a PA gets paid for...is it 24/7? That's a lot of overtime or was she paid by contract in which case that's probably all she's entitled to. Shouldn't this be discussed beforehand anyway?
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Submitted by KA on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:22am.
i am going to get some serious shade for this, but she stayed for two years. if you're getting treated like total shit, you leave. i don't care who you fucking work with and how beautiful the lifestyle is. she sounds like she got too used to the life. i know people that have been assistants to famous people (most of you know who they were) and they did a fucking awesome job at it. it's not for everyone. you don't take advantage of the person you work for. you know what the job is. she did it for two years. if she was promised all of the extra pay, that's a different story and she should have spoke up about it. i don't think gaga here was as eloquent as maybe she should have been, but i have a feeling this trick is looking for an extra handout and feels privileged.
i'm too lazy to write my opinion, and since yours is pretty much the same as mine, i'll just copy it and say i agree
Wow Gaga really is a bitch. I agree with what she said but the way she said it is awful. $75,000 a year to get tea and pack bags while living the high life with-out the fame and spotlight of celebrity is not bad. Singers like Gaga are either recording, performing or doing photo-shoots and interviews so she's right that half the time they don't have to do shit. But you still gotta PAY THEM! Narcissism at it's finest, fame turns people into monsters.
Nicely played, Jenny. Thank you for exposing Gaga's hypocrisy. How are you going to be an anti-bully crusader and a bully all at the same time?
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Stupid bitch...saying her assistant got to sleep on Egyptian sheets...that's like your boss saying he doesn't have to pay your overtime 'cause you have a comfortable office chair.
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Why do these "stars" always turn into such fucking assholes?
Now I'm mad. Who are these people? Gags is trying to come across as angry over a mutual relationship and lost trust? Bullsh*t! Imagine the nonsense this girl Jen saw and could exploit if she had not signed a confidentiality agreement. I don't see any blurring of the lines between their employer/employee relationship because it sounds like Gags "gave" entitlement as a perk of the job and everyone happily accepted. She thinks the lawsuit is an extra squeeze to her "generosity" as most celebrity personal assistants prefer the trade-off and leave with bulging closets. Yes, this Jen took all those perks and is probably exploiting the law but it is legal. From her comments Gags is just another rich employer who gets away with taking advantage of staff and then misinterpreting acceptance for approval and tenure as loyalty. It is because of employers like her that employment laws were revised. Perks and benefits don't replace wages for actual time worked!
No Stop - exactly. The law defines wage/hour law, not the employer. It's akin to saying "Hey, you KNEW I'd be paying you below minimum wage! Get lost!"
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Holy Smoke! Gags went on court record with these statements about her expectations of the job! Surely she has lawyers that pay other service employees who fall under employee hours & wage laws. The girl is suing for OT pay. Federal law is pretty clear about this. Disregarding Gags' incoherent, unintelligible personal rants she hangs herself legally and will have to pay up as well as attract IRS interest.
I'm sure she was prepped for this deposition and, being a genius and visionary, deemed her attorney's advice too prosaic to follow. Getting a written decision in this case is the stupidest thing Lady G. could do (hello, lawsuits from past/present assistants), but she's so deluded she thinks she cannot lose.
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I've had a few friends that have worked for celebrities and the stories they have told me are classic. One of my friends worked for a certain star that I will not name. This singer made him so crazy that he quit one day, ran to the tattoo studio and got sleeves done on both arms and quit the business for good.
You think Lady Gaga is better to her assistants?
Doubt it!
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Definitely on the assistant's side here... You think if she was treated with respect she'd be suing Gaga? Hells no. She's getting hers Gaga is a first-class c*nt. If she's willing to talk in such a way in deposition... who knows what was said when lawyers weren't around? 75K really isn't all that much to miss holidays... weddings... be away from your family, your friends, your relationship. Sure, she signed on for it, but I'm sure that being belittled wasn't part of the deal. I hope she gets every penny and then some.
A hoodrat? I saw pictures of the assistant and she does NOT look like a hoodrat. I ride the A train every day, so I know what a hoodrat looks like. Lady Gaga is the pot calling the kettle a hoodrat. I mean this bitch walks around looking like a cheap hooker without pants on half the time.
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"Lady" bullshit is a dumbass; now she's fucked. She just told the judge exactly what the other attorney wanted to hear: she's an egomanical twat who doesn't follow the law. "Lady" bullshit is going to pay out bigtime for her big mouth here...
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I knew I could count on all of you slutz for a hearty laugh, today.
All-time worst "celebrity". All-time. Foul, beastly cunt... and that's prior to getting onto the subject of... her fucking *face*.
I don't know how she's managed to stretch 15 minutes into an hour, but I'm pretty sure the springs on that clock are about ready to pop.
I can't wait to hear about her exploits, 5 years from now - operating a drive-thru dick-sucking venture, out of an abandoned Taco Bell location. Naturally, she'll attempt to get back into the spotlight, by calling it "Porn This Way" or "Poke Her Face" and changing her name to "Lady Gags". You can count on the fact that she'll have a menu for the styles of blowing available, with pretentious-assed descriptions and illustrations comprised of ripped out, Scotch-taped pages from Madonna's "Sex" book. And...of course, her own half-developed hermaphrodite dick will be the only one which is ever serviced (My apologies to hot-assed hermaphrodites, everywhere, for this association. Your peens and poons deserve much better).
And, you guessed it - she'll still have a willing and loyal crew of shameless "Little Cumsters" out in little cock suits, made of felt and glitter. On the sidewalks next to traffic, they'll wave discount signs and huge arrows - meant to steer them towards Mother Germ's STD-ridden fucky-time shack. But instead, it will only serve to denote which direction to flee from.
Yep...I gave way too much thought to this inevitable scenario... and now feel vomitous. And possibly horny. Thank you and Good night.
first of all, if you're dumb enough to sign on as a PA with ANY celeb - at ANY price - you'd better believe you are indeed signing on to a life of slave-itude, so fuck this dumb Jennifer trick for pleading, "waaaaa" when she decided it was just too much damn work for the $$.
on the other hand, Gaga really shouldn't have dropped out of college - she sounds like a total idiot and douchey diva...
As I understand it, fourth hand, the PA is not suing because she was mistreated or fired or anything like it. She's just saying that Gaga didn't pay her O/T, as the wage laws require.
That's the simple beauty of this sort of employment case. And the wage laws are heavily stacked in favor of the employee. There is no employer clever enough to think up a way around the wage laws--many have tried and failed.
i am going to get some serious shade for this, but she stayed for two years. if you're getting treated like total shit, you leave. i don't care who you fucking work with and how beautiful the lifestyle is. she sounds like she got too used to the life. i know people that have been assistants to famous people (most of you know who they were) and they did a fucking awesome job at it. it's not for everyone. you don't take advantage of the person you work for. you know what the job is. she did it for two years. if she was promised all of the extra pay, that's a different story and she should have spoke up about it. i don't think gaga here was as eloquent as maybe she should have been, but i have a feeling this trick is looking for an extra handout and feels privileged.
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This was for a deposition and she talked like this? Oh, she is asking for it. I had to do a deposition for my divorce. My dipshit lawyer told me not to worry about it and it would be nothing. It turned into three hours of interrogation. I called it the Spanish Deposition. I just did my best to keep the answers short and my temper under control. Obviously she wasn't able to do that. Amateur!
Michael K, even though you don't know this, we just had our first disagreement. For starters, the assistant never denied knowing about the demands of the job before agreeing to them and that's really all we need to know. However, and god help me for standing up for a fucking celebrity because fuck 'em, but the anecdotes make Assistant Jenny look like an entitled bitch in sheep's clothing because private jets and fancy hotels sound expensive; I think that if you get ferried around on and put up in them (on your boss' dime), then fuck off. Also, when's the last time any of us got to yell at our boss and [apparently] get away with it [more than once]? And not the general manager of a chain restaurant, the BOSS boss. The "being on call" thing doesn't sound like an outrageous demand. I assume that's the purpose of the nice hotels and private jets and why she didn't stay in Best Westerns or fly gen pop on regular commercial flights; so she'd be available to assist. And that kind of "job" probably blurs the lines between moments of "professionally assisting" and moments of "just kickin' it" anyway. So the "8 hours spread out" thing seems fair. Plus 75k is a lot of money to kick it for a year. Plus she steals pillows. And didn't LG say she's gonna be making it rain 400 large that she hadn't planned on spending on her other employees (who knew a good thing when they had it) just to rub Jenny's nose in it? That's actually kind of awesome on principle. I hate opportunistic guttersnipes like Jennifer O'Neill even more than I hate spoiled rich celebrities.
THIS!!!!
Yeah Gaga is a major cunt, but she's not wrong. When you're salaried, you're not entitled to overtime. Simple as that.
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Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 10:37pm.
Why does she have a blackberry? Is she poor?
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No one has a Blackberry do they?
What an asshole to go on public record sounding like a complete twat.
Doesn't matter who's right or wrong what is going to shine on in the end is this very rich BITCH acting like a delusional self entitled cunt.
She is NOT queen of anything. She did not discover a cure for cancer or create a solution for world peace. She's a fucking singer who's hanging on to the tail end of her 15 minutes.
Ca ca, Labor Department soon to be on your ass.You donta maka da rules. Hardee har har stupid lady!
Why does she have a blackberry? Is she poor?
Did the assistant quit or was she fired? They both sound like fucktards to me. Obviously Gag me likes to surround herself with her own kind.
I HATE Lady CaCa, her music sucks & she reminds me of a little girl dressing up in her crazy aunts clothes. Reading this piece is hilarious, what a self entitled Madonna will-never-be bitch. Fuck off you ugly, untalented, piece of caca.
Wow, this plaintiff is a douchebag out for some cash. 7K hours OT my ass. Yeah Gaga is a butt munch but this PA sounds like a waste of life.
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She is a useless human. How did she get new pillows?
Classic mixing friendships with business. Some people just can't handle boundaries.
Wow, Gaga has some serious cunt game. She said that stuff in a DEPOSITION? I would pay to see the faces of all the very expensive attorneys in the room.
Submitted by AtlantaGirl on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 6:37pm.
Depositions are often videotaped - I'd love to see Gaga delivering these gems as well as her attorneys' expressions. Normally defendants are "prepped" for a depo, told to answer questions as briefly but accurately as possible. Of course, laws don't apply to 115# (LMA0) Gaga.
LOL!! I bet her lawyer prepped her but she's too edgy (read, coked-up) to be held back by some sniveling lawyer in a monkey suit.
The PA's lawyers could file portions of the transcript in support of their pre-trial motions. Just to tip the judge the PA's way.
IMNSHO the PA wins this case easily whether or not the jury sees what a C-word Gaga is.
I doubt I would be as bothered by her if she didn't have a butt load of idiotic fans who think every word she speaks is from on high. I feel disgusted by people who feel the need to worship idiots like her.
" It’s the same one that’s been in disco music for the last 50 years. Just because I’m the first fucking artist in 25 years to think of putting it on Top 40 radio, it doesn’t mean I’m a plagiarist, it means that I’m fucking smart. Sorry.”
Ugh, all of those quotes plus this gem where she's defending Born This Way from allegations she copied Express Yourself paint a picture of a dumb, entitled, see you next Tuesday.
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Evidently.
Why is anybody talking about Lady Gaga in 2013? Bitch be gone. Your 15 minutes are up.
Caca doesn't fool anybody with this outfit. There is something very Donatella Versace crossed with Marilyn Manson about her...
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when i thought i couldn't hate this entitled broad anymore she goes and says this sh*t... dear lord get over yourself.
I don't feel bad for the assistant, but I can't stand Caca. OH MY GOD, YOU HAD TO MOVE YOUR OWN LUGGAGE!?
Foxxy you can't use a deposition in open court? My disposition was read back to me in court.. I guess that's a way to introduce it.... Mmmmm explain o legal one.
So if she doesn't want this introduced???? She flushed her case against her assistant as far as I can tell. I don't think her assistant will get a lot of back pay.. Take it to a jury with this attitude.. Another story.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo: "She looks like a less pretty hipster version of Brett Michaels in that picture."
This made me scroll back up to see if you were right. Hot DAMN, you nailed it and made me crack the hell UP.
Submitted by Esteem: "...you do not get a slave, just because it's a salaried position."
AMEN TO THAT.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:23pm.
Congratulations!!!! May you never see those salty bitches ever again!!!!
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Thank you for sharing your story.
You both have seriously inspired me.
Plus, if this Jennifer chick really did buy items on Gaga's penny without her permission, that's kind of taking your job for granted and she needed to act like Gaga was her boss, just like she should have any employer. It would be better if emotion was left out on this on all sides and just the facts laid out.