Would You Expect Anything Less From A Style Icon?

Even one of the Cheetolings can't handle the glamour that Brit Brit brings on a daily basis.

Wasn't it Coco Chanel who said this about fashion: "You know what? Just don't give a fuck. Don't give a fuck." Well, Brit Brit obviously co-signs that and continues to be a fashion innovator. When you see a summertime pajama set, Brit Brit sees the perfect sophisticated ensemble to wear out in public. With the Cheetolings, a bodyguard and Hannah Spears by her side, Brit Brit left a vet's office after getting her weave up-to-date on all its vaccinations. But seriously, I know I make fun of Brit Brit's gutter ass weave all the time, but I really shouldn't. Brit Brit's weave makes beautiful babies. I mean, her weave gave birth to that fluffy ball in her arms and you can't tell me otherwise.

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Submitted by elanenergy on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 3:39pm.

Conservatorships. What the fuck? There's no real "history" of them in ... Wall Street, Washington or Hollywood. In my mind, it's a legal term that means Britney signed over power of attorney for her own life. And she was most likely coerced. Or it was done when she was NOT ABLE TO CONSENT. This will always be my theory.

I hope she can manage her own life without her family/handlers/lawyers/agents/overlords'
sneaky means to steal the money SHE EARNED AND DESERVES.

Then again, maybe all artists/creatives should be "managed" by bankers? (NO!!!!!!!!!!)

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by feets on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:57pm.

If she's going for the "I really don't care what people think of me look", I think she's nailed it.

Submitted by Sarah Smile on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:36pm.

I really don't understand the pajama bottom thing. Do you chsnge into them, or have you had them on all day?

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Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:54am.

Damn... what happened to shitney? She used to look hot; now with her constant schlumping over, her dried up titty bags with downwards pointing nips and her nasty ass rat hair, she's looking really skeezy...

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Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:39am.

I really fucking hope that she takes care of those puppies when they grow up and not replace them with new puppies

Submitted by Lily85 on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:10am.

As usual her legs are amazing.

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Submitted by ElleDriver on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:15am.

Brit is either mistakenly carrying a swiffer duster around, or quite possibly the most adorable fluffy puppy in the whole damn world.

Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:06am.

Imma have to jump on the don't fuck with Brit train here... I actually like that she will throw on something inappropriately comfortable and go to the vet like a regular mom. YES, I have been known to drop my kid off at school with pj's and a sweatshirt on. And yes, I know I'm not famous. I mean, at least she's got great legs, no cellulite showing... I also think Britney would love it if she never had to perform again and just get to schlep around like regular folk. She seems very sweet too, not all diva bitchy like Mariah and Christina, etc. Let's not make fun of the disabled or the handicapped (she's like 31 and still can't make decisions by herself). I don't know, I have a soft spot in my heart for Brit.

Submitted by jelliebean on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:53am.

She seems happy and I'm happy not to see the Ugg boots. Serious mental illness can be soul crushing, I can't imagine 24/7 paparazzi and fans coming at you too. It's a miracle she's alive.

Submitted by guest on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:51am.

Lmao mk. She looks cute.

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Submitted by notreallyworking on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:47am.

leave bwitney alone! you ever think maybe she dresses like shit on purpose?

"Just look at all the fucks I give!"

"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."

"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."

Submitted by cocoebert on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:23am.

Ltr448,

I think that was rumored to be Paris Hilton.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:04am.

I think her outfit is cute. I would wear the same thing on a warm day, out with the kids.

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Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:04am.

This is how I look when it is deep cleaning the bathroom day. She dresses how everyone does when they have a lazy day around the house, she just goes out wearing it when the rest of us would change. No biggie I think.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:26am.

Brit has strong toned legs, hmmm

Cute little pup.

That the bodyguard babysitter?

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Submitted by Lacie Panties on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:04am.

Where do those calves come from? They are like when we were in first grade drawing a person for the first time where the head is huge with little body but in this case these calves are so out of porportion with her tiny body? Is it gym or genetics? As for her clothes, she's from very near by here and don't believe for a minute that these Honey Boo shows are made up. My time down here has been a social psychology experiment from the time I arrived. She looks just like them but dresses like a Goddess in comparison. Good on Britney for being able to make the break and live the luxurious So.Cal life.

Submitted by Vkn1981 on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:13pm.

I love Brit , and I hope her story ends happily.

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Submitted by pixxxie on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:54pm.

hey, someone managed to get a bra on her.. so today was a winning day.. she's got to have something seriously wrong with her though.. so i don't typically say much about her because she's got that whole "nobodys home" thing going on. she looks empty.

Submitted by Craigypants on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:40pm.

She is clearly in the I don't give a fuck category. I feel bad for her, It's almost as though she has had a labotomy, She can hardly speak now. WTF have they done to her?
Still if I was getting paid 12 million dollars to judge singing and I can't even hum a tune then reading off cue cards, I guess that ain't a bad existance.

Submitted by megank on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:31pm.

dear god, she didn't even straighten her bra strap!

Submitted by blazingwhitetrash on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:23pm.

Something really must be wrong with Britney, I have mental illness, Bipolar type 2 and Borderline Personality Disorder, I raise my kids and live my life, am in therapy and take my meds, its like diabetes, it must be managed, it is a medical condition of the brain. I have met lots of other people with jobs and lives with much more complex issues. Maybe she is like a paranoid schizophrenic or some such disease that she needs caretakers full time otherwise she would be in and out of the pysche ward.... I was in treatment with a lady with disassociative personality disorder (commonly known as spilt personality, and no, she never displayed it when I knew her) and even she had a fairly good job, was married, and had kids. Something truly must be wrong with Britney. My heart goes out to her.
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Submitted by pickles on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:09pm.

Pre-weight loss Seth Rogen is her bodyguard/handler?

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 9:57pm.

Oh, and dear Athena, don't get me started on pink camo. It's for the lady who wants to show that not only is she a redneck, she is a FEMALE, just in case you couldn't tell. Also usually worn by the overfed and the braless.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 9:48pm.

Yeah, she looks Wal-Mart, all right. People around here dress like slobs. Overfed and braless women in tie-dye T-shirts with pajama bottoms and flip-flops. Portly men who look like dirty farmers in their head-to-toe camouflage and shit brown. How hard is it to shower, comb your hair & brush teeth, put on some lipstick (if you're female--chapstick for guys), don a solid T-shirt, put on some well-fitting jeans, and wear a pair of clean leather shoes? None of it has to be "designer" or expensive. You can even get not-ugly clothes at Goodwill--I've done it! You do not have to be rich to look like a decent human being when you go out in public.

Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 9:25pm.

when you're a star worth millions or just infamous because you're a fuckup washed up piece of trash (lohan) or famous because you have a Lardassian who got pee'd on in a sex tape, you can do whatever the fuck you want. That's the way it goes these days. It's fucked up but it's true.

Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 9:22pm.

stop picking on britney. she's been used as a cash cow for her family for years and was never allowed to just be herself. i'll bet she'd be happy back in louisiana just living life and raising her kids. she's always going to be a superstar. she's britney, bitch. i'll root for her always.

Submitted by ltr448 on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 9:08pm.

Is that another poor animal she's dragging home? You know what happened to all her previous dogs, she locks them In The closet and her maid finds them several months later, cause Britney is bat shit crazy.

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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 8:15pm.
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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:24pm.
I know it's pretty ridiculous to photo assumption with family dynamics and shit, but the oldest boy always looks way more calm and happy with his Dad. Maybe he has slight ADHD or something.
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Sure he is. Daddy's stoned as 1970's Jesus and full of Funyun goodness munchies...BritBrit is chock full of litium and paranoid her DaddySpears cheese grits tasted 'off'...Who would you be more calm and happy around?
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Hahahaha. In all seriousness though, all signs point to him being a present and reliable Dad, so I can't really shit on him.
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Yeah, I hope that's true and I was kinda funnin' on the KFed. He actually seems like he'd be a fun Dad...a little stoned and a lot white trash, but fun and, as you say, present. Brit on the other hand? I'll buy she WANTS to be a good mom and TRIES but I do think the poor girl just ain't quite right in the head. I think it's improving, but I don't think Brit's ever been 100%. I don't think she's ever gonna make it up to 90 without 'help'. It's sad, but I do think she's schizophrenic. I think she's heavily medicated and it's working for the most part, but I do think the chirruns need constant surveillance for the occasional inevitable psychotic break. That's the only explanation for the conservatorship. Sad.

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 8:21pm.

I just don't understand how one can have millions of dollars and have hair that looks like that.

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Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 8:15pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:31pm.

Hahahaha. In all seriousness though, all signs point to him being a present and reliable Dad, so I can't really shit on him.

Submitted by Schmoopy on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 8:08pm.

I think that's either a Maltese or a Bichon puppy.

I need some validation, feedback and a shank to fuck this one breeder up with! So I'm trying to get my Bichon basic Obedience training and I thought I would expand my social horizons and join a kennel club. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE. This woman who is in this AKC club dissed my breeder and called her a puppy mill when she is clearly NOT. I have owned all sorts of dogs, purebred and not. I KNOW PUPPY MILLS. She went on to completely insult me, even when I politely but firmly argued with her. GOD, what is with these cunty cunt dog club women. They make Best in Show look like a documentary, not a satire. I should have known better and now I just want to trash talk this bitch to anyone who will listen! ARGHHH! (Rant over)

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:59pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly: "I thought that was Pam Anderson at first!"

Oh, THAT's who she was reminding me of! Good call.

Submitted by PYT on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:51pm.

Dear Britney's handlers: Please let the poor thing retire already. Hasn't she made enough money for you? Remember when she started collecting small dogs a few years ago? Bad things happened. She really does deserve to to live out the rest of her years in peace.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:40pm.

She makes me want to go to Burger King at 8 in the morning for toast sticks and hasbrown bites. Those mothafuckas are GOOOD

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:36pm.

Does anyone else see something wrong with that kids teef.. they look fake or strange.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:31pm.

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Submitted by AtlantaGirl on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:27pm.

It's unfortunate that she was not properly raised. I'm a Southern woman who, even with walking pneumonia, put on a cute matching warm-up suit to get stuff. Heaven forbid I was a celeb & knew cameras would be following me.

Had she thrown on simple clean-lined yoga pants with a (not too small) tank & jacket, without those atrocious boots... she wouldn't look like unfortunate trailer trash.

Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:24pm.

I know it's pretty ridiculous to photo assumption with family dynamics and shit, but the oldest boy always looks way more calm and happy with his Dad. Maybe he has slight ADHD or something.

Yeh, that it definitely last night's eye shadow. Been there! ;)

Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:24pm.

Is that a persian cat or a dog???

Whatever it is...I WANT ONE!!!

I want to squeeze him and twirl him and brush him galore!!!

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Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:15pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:09pm.

lol :)

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:14pm.

I have driven my kids to school.. gone to wegmans.. and Walgreen's in my pajama pants..try having a kid that needs to go to staples for foam board 20 minutes before they close..who cares.

no big deal.

Submitted by ewesocrazy on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:11pm.

Wearing jammies to the store is only acceptable after 10:30 pm. You don't need to get gussied up to run into Walmart for toilet paper and a canteloupe.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:09pm.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 6:46pm.

I thought that was Pam Anderson at first!
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Word! They sorta look alike!
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Yeah! And that's not a good thing for either one of them!

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Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 7:00pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 6:46pm.

I thought that was Pam Anderson at first!
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Word! They sorta look alike!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 6:47pm.

LOL GG

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 6:46pm.

I thought that was Pam Anderson at first!
I like this look for BritBrit. It's 'lithium chic'...She needs to keep it for a while so we can see what jacked up WTFness Amanda Bynes comes up with to compete. And Amanda, if there's no bloody maxi pad in full view, WE AIN'T INTERESTED. Now BRING IT, gurl...
And yes, I know I'm going to hell for this, but NEWSFLASH! That's like giving prison time on top of a death sentence. My ass was hell bound loooong before this here post.

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Submitted by Uptown James on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 6:44pm.

I actually think this is an improvement over those late night runs to Rite Aid like 4 years ago, where she would wear those fucking awful stank boots EVERY FUCKING NIGHT. And she would laugh & encourage the Papps, like she thought she looked cool.
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