Don't Ever Flip Off Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat
It only took an "adios" and a middle finger for 18-year-old Penelope Soto to learn that Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat is not the one and he will screw with your life just because he can.
HuffPo says that Penelope Soto stood in front of Judge Jorge in a court room in Miami-Dade County on Monday after she was arrested on Sunday night for admitting that she was high on Xanax when she crashed her bike. Penelope was charged with possessing several bars of Xanax (cut to me picturing delicious candy bars made with Xanax). It should've been a regular boring court hearing, but shit got serious when Penelope kept giggling and Judge Jorge wanted to let a trick know who holds the gavel.
Judge Jorge asked Penelope if she owns anything and she said she owns a lot of joorees. Judge Jorge wanted to know about how much her entire jewelry collection was worth and after Penelope kept giggling instead of answering his questions, she said, "Like Rick Ross."
Penelope is giving me serious Rhonda from Freeway vibes in that video and she looks like she's fucked up on E or meth or something, but maybe she was just nervous. Judge Jorge asked her if she was on drugs and she said no. Judge Jorge set her bond for $5,000 and waved her away. Penelope said "adios" and sashayed away. Wrong move. That "adios" sat a little too hard on Judge Jorge's last nerve. He summoned Penelope back and upped her bond to $10,000. Penelope's eyeballs nearly escaped out of her sockets as everyone in the court room gasped.
Penelope wanted to be the one throwing the last punch in that fight, so she flipped the judge off while walking away. Judge Jorge summoned her back and when she answered "yes" to the question "Did you say, fuck me?" he traded his gavel for a chancleta and slapped her ass down by sentencing her to 30 days in jail for contempt.
Game over.
My only question is where is the petition for Lindsay Lohan to stand in front of Judge Jorge, because I'm pretty sure that's a show we all want to see.
via Reddit (Thanks, Melissa)
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I wonder if she has some sealed priors that only the legal folks are privy to?
Just saw this on tv this morning! lmao
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i'm usually very anti-judge but fuck. that. bitch. went too far and the single digit salute is what got her the 30 days, not the "adios." she should have painted the "fuck you" on her fingernails so the judge couldn't see it like the true professional defendants do. plus jackasses like her make court proceedings last longer and delay shit for everyone else on docket behind her. put her under the jail for 30 days!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:51pm.
I love it when Michael K references Freeway. It is one of my all-time FAVORITE movies! If you haven't seen it, you must watch it. It is a hilarious odyssey.
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Because of this post I got it on AppleTV last night and introduced Vanessa Julia Lutz to my 16 year old. It was time. She knew all the quotes I use anyway, "You don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'!"
Should have given her the harshest sentence possible and ordered the bailiff to cut that bitch's hair off. Cunts like her never learn until you hit them where it hurts. Impound her car, impound her bike, and pay the other prisoners to beat the shit out of her.
Entitled little fucker.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
who could confuse this judge's simmering (and barely restrained)intolerance for "flirting"?!!! -LMFAO (& i want whatever drugs you're on).
i saw impatient mirth and heard an incredulous "are you fuckin kidden me?!" to his "giggling" (though, at one point, he did genuinely smirk at something the lawyers were saying) but, to the defendant, he was allll business.
-if/as she, or anyone else, misunderstood his demeanor (at any point) then let that ignorance become a valuable lesson.
she and her gold plated jewelry stash just lost a whole month of playfully reflecting off a john's bared thighs & floor-mats.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Ugh, I bet this bitch is from Coral Gables. The most vile spot in the country. Such hideous entitlement issues. From everyone there, I'm not picking on any one group.
This one bitch, the AKC person I mentioned earlier, has this to say when I said that Miami was the worst place, people-wise, to try to connect, that, in fact New Yorkers were way better and have a sense of humor. Her clueless response: Well, Opa-Locka is a place to avoid.
Translation: too many scary black people! What racist code these people have.
If you're ever in Miami - avoid Coral Gables like the plague. It just reminds me of this line from Claire Fisher in Six Feet Under - "Don't you just hate it when people turn out to be the cliches you think they are."
If it weren't for the weather, the plant life, and yes, even the lizards, I wouldn't be able to stand Miami.
This video includes Soto's "whatever" response to the 30-day jail sentence, and a lawyer reacting to the judge's decision:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeEIxb7AnEM
Hahaha! This cunt! Hahaha!
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Stupid cunt probably has five dollars worth of zirconia from Claire's and a knock-off rolex jammed up her whorey asshole. Yes, bitch. Let's see that expensive jewelry. You can turn it over to the state to make up for us having to breathe the same air as your dumbass self, you fucking resource-sucking moron. If you have such valuable jewelry, you won't be needing that public defender, that government assistance, or any other fucking dime from the tax payers. We can walk you right down to the pawn shop! She's probably sitting in her cell, twirling her skanky hair, complaining about how unfair her life is. This bitch makes me stabby, if you couldn't tell.
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what a silly girl. sigh. i kinda felt sorry for her but i dunno. you just don't piss a judge off. unless your lindsay lohan and its california, where you get 30 days probation and anger management counseling if you murdered an entire village, ran over 30 people in an army tank you stole from the US Army.
These two should hit the road...they would make a fortune! The entertainment value alone makes this a gem for the ages.
Submitted by MissDLC on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:52pm.
I lived in Satellite Beach when I was a teen. Folks were odd (but mostly nice). I had fun till I met a Judge Jorge type.
"Are you looking at me? Are you LAUGHING at me? Ba-BOOM."
This judge had himself a good time. Can't say that I blame him, either.
I LURVE JUDGE JORGE! "Come back again."
BWAAAAHHAAAAAAAA
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Stupid, young girl. She must not have good parents or anyone to teach her better.It's all fun and games, but once you're in that orange jumpsuit you should know that shit got real serious. Getting locked up over xanax sucks for her period. But common sense would tell you not to flip a judge. Shit is real!! Hopefully shell stay out of trouble and if she is ever in front of a judge again: don't play with your hair, don't giggle, dont try to act cute, this ain't traffic court!!
I love it when Michael K references Freeway. It is one of my all-time FAVORITE movies! If you haven't seen it, you must watch it. It is a hilarious odyssey.
Oh pulease this fat ewok lookin judge was completely on a power trip, she was probably nervous, and first offence 5,000 would be too much bond let alone 10,000. FUCK YOU! Plus her saying "Adios" wasn't at all disrespectful, why because it was spanish? That was miami-dade county I am surprised any of it was in English.
She thought this was a big joke. Bet she's not laughing now.
I hope Lielo pulls some shit in Miami-Dade, and gets arraigned by this no-nonsense Judge.
Dumb trick about to learn her lesson, you do not fuck around with Judge Jorge. I wonder how long she'll actually spend IN jail?
"she answered "yes" to the question "Did you say, fuck me?... Game over." - *dies*
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I'm claiming this guy as a relative! OMG, I love him. If only he WERE the one sentencing that mess Lohan.
Every judge in the nation should be like Judge Soto.
Rande, I seriously used to believe that there were more "special" people in FL. That's what led me to do some research on it and that's when I read about the open access in courts there. Here's the little back story on why I researched it. I was talking to my brother in law and he said that there seemed to be a lot of tv shows with murders set in FL. So we looked up murder rates by state, and FL was actually in the middle rankings. http://www.deathpenaltyinfo.org/murder-rates-nationally-and-state#MRord
So then we wondered why there were so many news stories about crime and weird news in FL. That's when we read about how FL trials were allowed to be televised, etc. and we found our answer. Access to court records and allowing tv cameras into court does vary state to state. Florida has one of the most open laws that allow media access into courtrooms. This began with the ruling of Chandler v. Florida in 1981. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandler_v._Florida
Agreed, there are some seriously fucked up people in FL though. This is another funny article though that made me laugh about why so much weird news comes from there. http://www.divinecaroline.com/22321/117397-wtflorida-four-theories-flori...
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by MissDLC on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:21pm.
Florida has statutes that allow all records made or received by any public agency (courts, law enforcement, etc.) available for inspection
That's the same in every state I'm aware of. No, there's something special about Floridians.
Well my ghetto ass has sat in front of many a judges.... That fat fuck was slick flirting. cute for him. The "adios" that set his bussy on fire was what led her to her 30 day stint. Judges are tempermental whores with high rank, and if I were her I would have ate that sentence with a smile.... Don't power trip on this bitch!!!
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A good pimp never tells.-M.K.
That judge is my hero. I want to do some shit like this to people who step out of line with me. People are just really getting on my nerves lately.
Seriously, where's he at when Lindsey Lohan is getting her ass sent to court.
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
double post :/
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@ lope, with all due respect, you're 100% wrong. It is addictive. That doesn't mean everyone who takes it will develop psychological dependence, but it does carry the risk of being habit forming. Period. It's a federally controlled substance. Ask any pharmacist.
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Oh dear Lord.
We all learn somewhere about the 3rd or 4th grade about judges and what they do, don't we?
You do not stand in front of a judge and play with your hair as he/she addresses you. You do not laugh in his face, cross your arms, or give ridiculous answers.
It's not a fucking joke and she found that out right quick.
You gotta be borderline retarded to do any of those things in front of a judge. To throw the finger and tell him to eff off? I can't. You think you're going to win against a judge?
Please, please put a camera in holding downstairs. I'll bet my tax check she pulls attitude with a correction officer and gets her teeth slapped out.
On the list of not the ones, judges and correction officers rank high.
Um arrested for possesing Xanax? No wonder the country is broke. Xanax ain't hurt anyone your just chilled out.
"So, that's why it seems so much strange news comes out of Florida."
uh huh nice try
*pulls MissDLC's coat*
"Forget it Jake, it's Floridatown"
Santa Claus doesn't play! We need to clone him and bring him up to New York!
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Third offense from what I could see. First the crime that got her there, second not being serious with the judge, and third giving him the finger and cussing at him. Do you really think there are any judges anywhere who would let someone pull that shit in their court? Plus, in these cases, the defendant can usually do a week and apologize to the judge.
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Submitted by Midwestocean on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 7:08pm.
I'll just say it, the judge was a dick. This was her first offense. Granted she was annoying but a case could be made that she wasn't being disrespectful as much as she was stupid and probably nervous.
Submitted by MissDLC on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:21pm.
Florida has statutes that allow all records made or received by any public agency (courts, law enforcement, etc.) available for inspection
That's the same in every state I'm aware of. No, there's something special about Floridians.
Fuck that punk bitch. Maybe in treatment she can talk about the perils of being stoned at a court hearing.
Still, the judge was laughing a bit too.
It's not addictive. It can make some people psychologically addicted, but so can potato chips. You can build up a tolerance pretty quickly, and that's why you don't take it often.
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Oh yes it is. It is extremely physically addictive. I've been hospitalized to go off it twice. In group therapy there was a lady going off crack and they pointed to me and said, "Hers is worse." I'm lucky I never had a seizure but it is absolute hell. I was up to 3mg/day, and sometimes I'd take more. My mom came to see me in the hospital and I offered her $100 for a pill. (Now I'm on .25mg/day and have been maintaining that for years. Some days I don't take any.)
I went off it cold turkey when I got pregnant and slept: 1/2 hr first night, 1 hr the second and 3 the third. Then I went back to normal sleep. It was absolutely awful.
Good for him. I'm sick of these disrespectful punks. Now get off my lawn.
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That dude looks like my community college French teacher so that is strike 3 1/2 right there and she looks like my favorite waitress at Denny's so she wins.
I have to side with my homegirl over the puerco judge every time.
Too bad Blohan didn't wind up with that Judge. Good for him for not letting this smirky little bitch get away with contempt of court. This is probably the first time in her life she's been punished.
To all you people talking about this being her FIRST OFFENSE. "There were no priors!" "If this was her 2nd or 3rd offense I would understand...."
Come on guys....you're smarter than this, aren't you?
You treat stupid bitch assholes like this so it STAYS at a first offense.
Give me a fucking break you guys,
And WHY did they cut off her reaction to the 30 day sentence. I want to see that!
I think she was being totaly flippant with the adios thing. Simple 'thank you, your honor' or 'bye' and she would've just had the $5k. But no, she thought she was funny. Adios indeed.
Yes, Florida has a huge share of idiots, but not because there are more things going on in the state. There are just as many strange things happening in other states that just are not reported in the media. Florida has statutes that allow all records made or received by any public agency (courts, law enforcement, etc.) available for inspection, unless specifically exempted by the Florida Legislature if they cannot be released for fear of imminent harm due to their release.
The open access includes traditional written documents such as papers/files, maps and books, tapes, photographs, film, sound recordings and records stored in computers.
News media outlets all know about the Florida open access laws so they like to pick up stories from the state because they know they can get all of the court information and publish it without being sued.
Another reason you see a lot of "true crime" stories out of Florida is because production companies in California can replicate a Florida setting because they have similar climate and also tropical palm trees. So it's an easy and cheap production shoot.
So, that's why it seems so much strange news comes out of Florida. If you don't think fucked up shit is happening in every other state too you're pretty naive.
I kind of understand Secret Original's point (and Midwestocean's). By the time the girl said "adios" - in response to the judge's "bye bye" - she had already exhibited far worse disrespectful (or nervous or baked or ignorant or precious) behavior through the entire proceedings, and the judge did not call her out for any of it like Judge Judy would have. Maybe he was just tired and decided to let her attitude go until her farewell rubbed him the wrong way. The "fuck you" and finger definitely called for some consequences, I know, and if someone so young is caught with drugs due to an accident of their own making then they should be put right with jail time and a hefty fine so this type of thing might be nipped in the bud. But she got jail time for disrespecting the judge, not carrying around drugs, and she'll probably feel like the victim rather than learn anything of value. She may have gotten the message to behave in front of the next judge she'll be standing in front of, but she more than likely will be standing in front of another one. And soon.
"unhuh i own a lotta jewelry alright" she bragged/sneered as she stroked her hair .... =cluuuuuuelesssssss.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
young and certainly stupid- and of course you'll be held in contempt if you flip off a judge. i hope that she grows up and figures shit out. but if she already has such disdain for authority figures, it may be tough.
oh and xanax is totally addictive! whomever said that it's not, you're fooling yourself- seriously.
Hell yeah, I'd buy tickets to the Lindsay/Jorge match!
Bwaaahaaaahaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa. You are in front of a judge, keep your mouth shut. Bwaaahaaaahaaahaaaa.
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She was locked up for contempt of court. First offense or not, contempt of course is contempt of court.
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