Happy Re-Christmas Day From Crazy Ass Mimi
If you're wondering what crazy rich people who have a team of assistants and are eternally 12 on the inside did during the BLIZZARD OF ALL BLIZZARDS, here's a video Mimi made of her celebrating Christmas in February. One of Mimi's assistants went out to Connecticut, found a tiny Christmas tree and brought it back so the real-life Lisa Frank character could celebrate the holidays all over again! (We all know bitch just wanted a reason to play her Christmas album again.)
Mimi had cookies, candies, hot cocoa and friends who looked really thrilled about celebrating Christmas when they really wanted to be getting drunk and watching porn like regular people do during a snowstorm. But that's what happens when you're trapped in Mimi's world.
Happy Re-Christmas!
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I heard that in part 2 of the video, her assistants couldn't find mistletoe so she made them kiss under her camel toe.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 3:37pm.
*stores Dutch snow in freezer to send to (((Owl))) for X-Mas 2013*
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Yay! Will I be able to get high off of it? ; )
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Submitted by Sayonara on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 3:39pm.
They look as if they were having a great time
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It looked like Mariah was having a great time; everyone else is just smiling and playing along.
I love Christmas at the time, and when I've had a really cool one I feel a little post-holiday letdown. But I don't drag it on and on. Like some neighbors who leave their lights and tree and mechanical reindeer on the lawn until the end of January.
Amazeballs!
idk, i wouldn't like celebrating christmas outside december. it would feel awkward, fake...
Yeah, she is nuts but in a happy, loopy way. That being said,I would hate to be a neighbor within earshot of that screeching.
Come, O Ye Faithful? I used to like that song.
And THIS is why I love her!!!! She is the best kind of crazy. Not angry but loopy. Her music is about as loud as she's talking. Lol. She was feeling no pain. A girl after my own heart.
Mariah is the best kind of crazy there is, I'm sure, but she just listened to this shit two months ago.
not to mention she did 100 takes of every song, spent hours editing the takes together and auto-tuning it (you know they did), mixing mixing mixing, etc...if you are going to play Xmas music in your house every time it snows, at least have the decency to play Mahalia Jackson or Sam Cooke or the Puppini Sisters!
Ella?
SOMEthing.
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God don't like ugly.
OMG---that is just too heinous. That music is like dogs being butchered. And some assholes pay MONEY to possess it! And I hate that fucking kunt; she is getting really fat & greasy now. I hate looking at her on that singing show---whichever fucked up one she is on. I wish that Minaj bitch with the clown hair would cut her----cut her bad.
Somebody else already mentioned Topamax. I already took 100mg Topamax Plus 100 mg Imitrex and I still have a fucking Migraine. After that assault on my aural nerve, I'm gonna have to also tap the Klonopin reserves tonight to sleep.
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Hopefully she was still drunk when she decided to upload this mess. I love me some Mimi, but no to this video.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 5:04pm.
boredasfuckyo -- I guarantee you, you would have reached for the razor blade to your wrists at the very end -- that's how bad it was, I kid you not!
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If it was just her pretending like it's Christmas, whatever floats your boat, you know, but once the music started, GAME OVER!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Someone please these irrelevant a-holes go away!
How much longer before her liver says "I've had it!" Be they male or female, be it Mel Gibson or Lilo or Mimi, alcoholics are disgusting, gross and obnoxious. Especially when they have kids to raise. At least Lilo hasnt reproduced. I used to be a huge Mariah fan, but since her "breakdown" she has been nothing but a lush, and her voice has been shot twenty ways from Sunday. Alcohol, like all other drugs, damages your vocal cords.
Well, I'll be the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Submitted by JulzNo1Zero on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 7:04pm.
Does this bitch really listen to her own music all the time? Fucken sociopath. Although I shouldn't be surprised, this coming from the woman who had an affair with the CEO of Columbia, broke up his 25+ marriage and gave 2 shits about it. CRAZY doesn't begin to describe her
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Woah, woah Julz..I think your venom may be misguided.
I recently read an excerpt of Tommy Mottola's (sp?) book and the one person responsible for breaking down his marriage was him. He wrote that his therapist reprimanded him for obsessing on the teenaged Mariah and discouraged him to walk away from her.. The therapist told him very early on that she was was clearly damaged by childhood issues. Tommy admitted he didn't care because he thrived for the control. He is a guy who was fueled by narcissism. He wrote something about how he wished the therapist was watching when she won her first Grammy so he can throw it in her face that her advice was wrong and he was right.
After reading about Tommy, I now empathize with Mimi.
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I dunno, I actually find this just a little endearing. At least she's not sitting in a corner with her joorey and sipping her champagne off of Nick's back.
She's crazy, but I think I could hang out with her for an evening. I'd make her change the music, though.
Submitted by ibnsmother on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 8:02pm.
Thought that was cute because she actually looked like she was having fun!
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Cristal has that effect.
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Thought that was cute because she actually looked like she was having fun!
I just put my christmas china away and this over grown Bratz doll is re-christmasing? Did her assistant run out and buy all the 99% off xmas candy still lurking the Shop Rite shelves? Delusional bitch needs to eat a bowl of dicks.
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I remember her meltdown with the ice cream cart on TRL. I thought Carson would have a coronary because it was live. Yes, I watched TRL. Don't judge.
Shut up.
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Why is Mimi competing with her own soundtrack? Can't see anything at all and it gave me a dizzy headache after about a minute. No. thanks.
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I think it's cute she was listening to her Mom even if it was a duet. I also think what the hell else is there to do in that kind of weather. Not really a Mimi fan but I'd rather deal with her than 90% of these other hoes. At least she used to sing really well.
Does this bitch really listen to her own music all the time? Fucken sociopath. Although I shouldn't be surprised, this coming from the woman who had an affair with the CEO of Columbia, broke up his 25+ marriage and gave 2 shits about it. CRAZY doesn't begin to describe her
Change is coming through my Shadow
Submitted by Twat Muffin: "Mooriah has got to be exhausting to be with, no? It's all about her all the time."
Ugh. Can you imagine? And if someone else had the floor, she'd trip or a piece of her clothing would fall off, so people would look at her again.
But I do prefer her to other "divas".
How else should you cope in a blizzard, especially if you had no power? I would be shitfaced the entire time.
I'd throw a warm beer at/to Mimi for screeching
Re-Christmas?? Da fuq...
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
boredasfuckyo -- I guarantee you, you would have reached for the razor blade to your wrists at the very end -- that's how bad it was, I kid you not!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
She is losing all discernible features to the bloat. Her beady little eyes are very seal like. I have the urge to throw her a fish but I would much rather club her.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 4:37pm.
Who thinks that shit sounds good? Goddamnit! Will someone hand me the Topamax and Excedrin Migraine, please?
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I made it to over a minute and wanted to bite off my own dick and balls with the music, and then proceed to stuff them in my ears to make it stop....and I don't even have a dick and balls. THAT'S how horrible it was.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
hoff -- that is the truth, LOL!
Mooriah has got to be exhausting to be with, no? It's all about her all the time. Although that doggeh is too cute -- I'd like to hang out with him. That camera work was dizzying, and when it went upside down I felt like I was going to throw up.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
twat, that shit would give a deaf person a headache. jebus.
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You might find The Hoff in a bar
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He might do a dance
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Okay, I just watched that shit and didn't hit the mute button quick enough at the end, and now I just had a spontaneous migraine. FUCK, MAN!!! That's some fucking shrieking going on! Who thinks that shit sounds good? Goddamnit! Will someone hand me the Topamax and Excedrin Migraine, please?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Damn. Was bitch drunk or something?
What in the hodge-podge Christmas-tine Day hell is this? Mariah always brings the cray cray like no one else. I still love this crazy heffa.
hoff -- hey, babe! Yeah, it does sound like a cat is being hurt.
MeowMeow -- and speaking of cats, how is my baby Fangsy? I love him so!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 4:25pm.
i never really followed mariah, she's been around as long as mold and her being on american idol is the first i've ever heard her speak. my sister blah blah blahs on the phone about her so that's how i know her story (or at least some of it).
she seems nice on the show, a bit reserved maybe?
who can tell with that freak show on the other end constantly stealing the spotlight/talking time.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Her loud as fuck music in the background made me want to punch dembabies. Bitch was drubk as fuck.
At least she's not so blasé about shit like some people get when they become adults. I get having responsibilities, but when that trickles in your leisure fun times you have officially died inside, and no I'm not saying it's the same as depression.
Anyway, good for her? I guess? I'd rather be Mimi's assistant, if this is the kind of shit I have to do than Be Lady Caca's and running around finding a fuckin mannequin and a pink fluffy merkin, but gah, that shrieking is HORRID. Is that from a Christmas album she put out AFTER her original one, because I remember that album sounding way better than that.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Those assistants don't get paid enough.
Is that singing or are these motherfuckers torturing a cat?
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He might do a dance
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For Meaty:
What I said in the other thread applies here. :-)
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I keep getting Google malware warnings, MK. It's more irritating than Mimi.
Just like Hurricane Sandy, Ohio missed out on Nemo, thank god. Although a snow day would be welcomed.
I cants watch this video on my ipad, but im sure Mariah is abusing her vocal chords as usual.
...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...
At least it isn't a Lohan, Kardashian or Rimes-Glanville post! Mimi's basically harmless so good for her! We should all be so lucky to celebrate whatever we want whenever we want.
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My love for Nick Cannon just dropped about 10 points. How can he put up with all that crazy? Call me, Nick, baby...
Couldn't understand most of what she was saying over the caterwauling background music and actually had to mute the sound at the end when it went into that dog-whistle screech that she does.
I wonder if she made everybody bring her presents?
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God her fucking music makes my ears bleed.
Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 3:28pm.
What doe Nick think of all this?
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Nick is not paid to think!
I guess Re-Christmas is also known as Mimi Forgot her Meds day...
BTW I listen to her Xmas albums erry Xmas , yes I am that bitch ,SANG Mimi!
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