What In Calico Corners Hell?
The good news is that Adele didn't wear another black dress that made her look like an Italian widow from the 1960s. The bad news is that somebody's grandma is doing the slow wall slide while clutching her favorite rosary, because she can't take knowing that her favorite sofa in her "fancy" living room was murdered and butchered and its hide was thrown onto Adele's body. Adele showed up to the Grammys tonight wearing somebody's grandma's couch on her body. I feel like she should be covered in plastic and I bet she smells like Jean Naté and Ovaltine.
If you went to Calico Corners and sifted through the bin with all their clearance fabrics in it, I'd bet you'd find Adele's dressed in there. But I can't fully hate this look, because Adele saved it with that lip liner. When all else fails, save it with the lip liner.
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Whatever, Adele can do no wrong.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:57am.
I wasn't aiming my comment at you.
Everyone has a right to their own person opinion, though, without getting novels disguised as comments attacking them.
There are celebrities I like that aren't so popular, and I don't throw a fit when other people don't share my appreciation of them.
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I didn't think you were either. It's for damn sure if KK or Katy Perry graced the covers of SI, I'd be first in line to go WTF!?!
usually athletes grace it (even Serena Williams did and she's a heffa) or models who are either athletic, toned and spend hours at the gym or those who are into sports.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:57am.
I wasn't aiming my comment at you.
Everyone has a right to their own person opinion, though, without getting novels disguised as comments attacking them.
There are celebrities I like that aren't so popular, and I don't throw a fit when other people don't share my appreciation of them.
BG - I'm the one who mentioned her first, cuz all comments were so positively sweet for the majority and not bashing her for her weight as they have done on the Upton post. I had not participated in it, but I read through.
my comment was, ''Submitted by CodeRed on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 9:53pm.
why are people all over Kate Upton and calling her a fat cow, but Adele gets a pass? I guess because it's obvious and it's not polite to mention the elephant in the room.
She may have a great voice and be super sweet, but she styles herself something terrible.''
although I didn't know it would cause such a ruckus. I came to the conclusion that Adele had a greater likability and either it was jealousy in Upton's case, or judging her by status quo models, cuz clearly her body isn't sculpted as the rest. It's her figure, and it's refreshing to see a little fat in an industry that normally doesn't allow it. And she's gorgeous too.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:32am.
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the reason why Upton is on and not Kardashian and Katy Perry is because they'd be the Odd one's out. KU is a model and is sporty, although not overly so. She's also beautiful, at least to me, more so than Kardashian with her plastic enhancements and definitely Perry.
I see that her body is not the usual type as the rest of the models but I do find her less grotesque than some. I also appreciate toned and more athletic models. Kathy Ireland comes to mind. She must be older now, but I think she's graced the SI issue a few times.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Wannabe Dusty Springfield
Lord Jesus I guess it's wrong to think that Upton's latest cover doesn't compare to the Swimsuit Covers of SI's past. I can guarantee that if Katy Perry or a pre-pregnant Kim Kartrashian was up there, the same people defending Upton would have issues with them and their bodies.
Anyfuckingway I like 97% of the people on Dlisted. And I LOOOVE MK, so I will chalk this up to some ass face who's user name fits them a little too well.
Good day, everyone.
Glad Adele decided to take off the black and put color into her life.
Guess she's still working on the baby fat. *LOL*
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
Trying to win the internet is still a thing? Jesus some people need a life. No really.. they do. Going ON TOPIC.. Adele looks lovely leave her alone. Big up to my fellow London girl. Plus she did a great side eye to Fist Brown.
i think she looks like a bell.
pick her up by the hair and waggle her, let everyone know that supper's ready.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I know it's the newest thing to tell someone you just spit out your tea or choked on something you were eating as a way to tell someone what they wrote was funny (it's annoying, I know) but I literally choked on my toast with the "slow wall slide" comment.
holy shit.
Yay! She is "done with this"! Finally, a rest for us all!
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:24am.
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Just like the majority of the drunken middle-aged soccer moms in shitty relationships or lonely women trying to hide away from the misery of their reality right???
I think it's truly sad just how insecure and delusional grown women are. And how the fashion industry get's a lot of flack for it. Maybe they are to blame though. Maybe women are so desensitized by the shit they are force-fed by these people that they have now become herds of cattle, hating everything that isn't what the fashion industry/media deems not fashionable or worthy...Or maybe it's because it's okay to justify cutting someone down because "it's the internet" we don't have to be responsible for the shit we say, but as soon as that's thrown back in our face, all of a sudden it will not stand..because women have this insatiable need to cut each other down and get rid of anything or anyone they find threatening or competition even when there isn't one. How they will gang up on anyone willing to fucking call them out on their bullshit and use it as an excuse or justification. It's TRULY fucking pathetic AND sad. It's even sadder no one could ever really stay ON TOPIC about it either because I think even THEY KNOW it's stupid and unjustified. I'm done with this, you can't change stupid.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:18am.
Does this fucking rabid lunatic ever come up for air?
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No. It feeds on misery and delusional self righteousness...
Lucy, why did you let Adele wear this dress?
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:02am.
The nasty attacks on anyone and everyone, reveling in mindless, typo-ridden vitriol, the long posts that even Tom Hanks in that deserted island movie would skip, even as bored as he was... it's all rather flatt to me.
Hahaha! Yeah, Flatt-Lite, Lo-Flatt, Flatt with only 0.01% of the wit.
B Lachlan TallPoppy
Who are you? According to your profile it says you've been here for 5 weeks...
by Bjork You
And yet you wasted 5 lines and time writing out "flatt" it left you. Unless that typo was intentional.
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Lucifer_Sam
This doesn't require one to hold its breath.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
ON topic: The only thing bad about the dress that I can see is that fugly print/pattern/fabric. Otherwise she looks lovely.
Does this fucking rabid lunatic ever come up for air?
The nasty attacks on anyone and everyone, reveling in mindless, typo-ridden vitriol, the long posts that even Tom Hanks in that deserted island movie would skip, even as bored as he was... it's all rather flatt to me.
On topic, Adele, that is a terrible dress.You are two steps away from Barbara Cartlandville. Take it off, just like that De la Soul song. Take it off, off, off, off... take that Grandma dresss off... take it off, off, off, off...and those matchy shoes, too-oo-oo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QfiZbAgg8k
Well well well what have we here Karen Flatts+Boredasfuck+Dog are manic once again
You yanks really know how to waste an evening on human rubbish
Not to ignore the tidbit of irony that the famous persons on the receiving ends of your criticism slept quite well through your sophomoronic silliness
Rumours are entertainment.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:03am.
Holy fuck, bored. You're STILL here? You know that even with all that heart, the Spartans fell at the Battle of Thermopylae?
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Oh don't be silly....Surely you are exaggerating, this little bitch fest was nothing like the life of a Spartan /battle of Thermopylae..They had a pretty rough existence, ya'know with being taken from their mothers at about the age of 7, fighting naked, subsisting on pork being boiled in blood and vinegar, with the copious combat training..yadda yadda... Oh wait I get it, you wanted me to know you knew something historically related..intelligent....Well..you tried.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
No one even mentioned one single word about Kate Upton until BAFY came in and raged at everyone for hating on Kate Upton's chunk, which never happened, and then 5 pages of arguing ensues. Slow clap for those boss level trolling skills.
Holy fuck, bored. You're STILL here? You know that even with all that heart, the Spartans fell at the Battle of Thermopylae?
Boredasfuckyo's diatribe and rage attacks so upset me I stress-ate all night long and am now a fat heffer.
Damn! I think it won....
adele always tries to out-grandma our grandmas but i don't hate that dress, it's quite nice.
what i have a problem with are the shoes. the same fabric as the dress? too much, methinks
I am so confused. Not one single person said anything whatsoever about Kate Upton until BAFY came in here going "OMG why do you bitches hate Kate Upton?" and then 5 pages of senseless arguing ensues. That has got to be one of the most successful troll posts ever. Slow clap for BAFY.
I would wear this...it's cute & keeps your shit covered. Wonder who designed it...doubt it's actually vintage, as sizes over 12 are hard to come by.
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:23am.
exactly, people will provoke you cuz they know you'll fight back, viciously, instead of putting them in their place through say wit, or ignoring them. You'll only be more defensive and angry when they'll attack you like a pack of rabid hyenas when they come together.
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Angry?
A.)Someone got outraged over someone asking them to prove a claim THEY MADE. Which was stupid at best because their claim consists of one forum. Clearly they've never done a research paper because, sources have to be cited, or did they drop out because they thought their English professor had a "demented sense of entitlement" I mean that goes pretty much for a lot of shit in life...granted by life, I mean one beyond the scope of an internet message board.
B.)Resorting to correcting typos, and calling someone illiterate when they clearly got the jist of my posts by continually arguing with me and claiming i was being insulting...how would you know that if someone couldn't read or write? I mean come on. They had no other retort because they're clueless bitches, and thought ganging up on someone like a catty highschool clique made them look superior instead of the nitwits they are on top of contradicting themselves CONSTANTLY.
How is that even TRYING? I enjoyed watching them flailing about it tickled me..
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
MK the image of you going through the bins at Calico Corners. lmao! Love Adele. What will she say next?
Aw MK, you're being pretty harsh, methinks. I love the colors and even the pattern, but just because you're a big girl doesn't mean you have to cover yourself up. She needs a better stylist. Her makeup is on point, though.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:17am.
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:10am.
good night.
bored, I don't think this new blowing out on people tactic is getting you anywhere or even heard. just a piece of friendly advice. Take it or leave it.
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I'm not known for biting my tongue, thanks for the advice though.
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exactly, people will provoke you cuz they know you'll fight back, viciously, instead of putting them in their place through say wit, or ignoring them. You'll only be more defensive and angry when they'll attack you like a pack of rabid hyenas when they come together.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:10am.
good night.
bored, I don't think this new blowing out on people tactic is getting you anywhere or even heard. just a piece of friendly advice. Take it or leave it.
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I'm not known for biting my tongue, thanks for the advice though.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
ps - I'm not telling you to be a wuss. It's not either one extreme or the other. there just may be a different way in expressing yourself. If not, people may come on here for the sheer entertainment of seeing you blow your fuse and you don't want to be that.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:59am.
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Well ok, but only 'cause we know your predicament. We already have TR's lysol. Maybe we can share a couple pairs of shoes. I'll spring for lemonade...
@Justincase, hey hey, I've used chesterfield before, lol
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Adele can do no wrong.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
good night.
bored, I don't think this new blowing out on people tactic is getting you anywhere or even heard. just a piece of friendly advice. Take it or leave it. Pleasant dreams.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
That dress is universally unattractive and would make anyone look like a chesterfield (archaic Canadian for sofa) from another century - a very eccentric choice for a full-figured woman.
pretzels for everyone!!!
*disclaimer*... you may be asked to sneak out before the bill comes, but... pay no mind to that... *disclaimer*
OT: yeah, uummm... i've got nothing... i'm trying to figure out if that guy in the beret is Bobby Brown... in a beret... i'm gonna go ahead, and believe that it is.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
yay, bowling!!
*sprays shoes with lysol*
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:49am.
you mean ''you are'' cuz that made me think that everyone has to agree with you. And that's not true cuz we've disagreed before and you didn't bite my head off. Still, there's a way of getting your point without lashing out at others.
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No, people don't have to agree with me. Difference of opinion is a beautiful thing. However there is a way of going about expressing that difference of opinion. Yes, you can have your opinion, you can even be rude about it, HOWEVER, you need to be willing to understand that you may face adversity because of it. I hate to bring up these hateful maggots because I think what they do should be illegal, BUUUUT just for an example, The WBC, what they do...is LEGAL. All the things they say...is protected under the freedom of speech. However...calling them vile hate mongering pieces of shit is also under the act of freedom of speech. See what I'm saying? And if people want to start attacking me on things they really have no knowledge about me of and make false claims...yea...sorry, I'm not gonna be all "ooh yes yes, lets discuss this over tea and crumpets" I like Dlisted because for the most part IT IS full of bitches who WILL bluntly call a bitch a bitch.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:51am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:48am.
woo-hoo!! i've got a partner!
c'mon, i'll buy ya a pretzel, and i'll even splurge for some dipping mustard.
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You smooth talking devil--- have you got any of this?
http://youtu.be/itHhhYxqSSE
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:51am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:48am.
woo-hoo!! i've got a partner!
c'mon, i'll buy ya a pretzel, and i'll even splurge for some dipping mustard.
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I want a preztel too! lol
ESE, let's go. I love late night bowling. Think we can get a posse together? ;)
@Green Tea Latte, Marissa is a beautiful model. I don't know why I almost confused her with Alessandra. I get them mixed up these days.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:48am.
woo-hoo!! i've got a partner!
c'mon, i'll buy ya a pretzel, and i'll even splurge for some dipping mustard.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:21am.
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:19am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:05am.
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Yeah, I meant the people on here. That it may not be jealousy, just not up to their status quo.
btw, what happened? Why so volatile with others recently? You seemed to be calmer from the last time we chatted and could have a civilized, decent discussion. It's surprising from you.
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Everyone on the internet has a high status quo they set for others they themselves could not attain.
Also, I am civilized to those who deserve it. If I don't feel like you do....that's another story >:
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you mean ''you are'' cuz that made me think that everyone has to agree with you. And that's not true cuz we've disagreed before and you didn't bite my head off. Still, there's a way of getting your point without lashing out at others.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:46am.
And.....you still used it wrong.
Stoney out.
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I don't accept that answer until you give me an arbitrary answer to the unrelated situation at hand!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Yikes. I'm going bowling with ESE. STRIKE!! :)
And.....you still used it wrong.
Stoney out.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
does anybody wanna ditch this thread and go bowling?
OT: i like Ovaltine.(it counts because it was mentioned.)
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:41am.
i give Adele a "pass" because it's HER FUCKING BODY :) she looks pretty fucking happy in it, and she can actually sing with real emotion. most music sounds dead - hers does not.
more of *that*, please, whatever the dress size.
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^^^^THIS
i thought the dress was cute. come at me horz.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK