Meanwhile At Another Awards Show In Los Angeles...
As JLo pulled the fame whoring leg move at the Grammys, the fame whoring leg move's original creator Angie Jolie was at a different awards show and her fame whoring leg had the night off. Angie Jolie shocked everyone by wearing another grey dress to give a lifetime achievement award to Dean Semler, the director of photography on In the Land of Blood and Honey, at the Society of Cinematographers Outstanding Achievement Awards in Hollywood last night. Angie Jo looked cold, tired, malnourished and her cheeks looked like two plastic nutsacks slipping off of her face, but you too would look like a living advertisement for The Walking Dead if you spent your days keeping the child army in check, running after virgins to suck the youth out of and rolling your eyes at the amazing furniture designs that Brad Pitt sketched while high on the good shit.
I was going to say that Angie should be the new pope, but that would be a demotion. If God is one of the CEOs of all things holy, then the pope is the assistant night manager IF THAT. It's totally beneath St. Angie.
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as much as i dislike her (and i do dislike her a lot), i'd hardly say angelina looks old, tired or unhappy. she does look like she's tinkering with her face...and not in a good way.
thumbnail#4 says it all.
i think she's an active heroin addict.
brad looks like massive shit as well.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Wow. Someone is sure showing her age and those nano meals she must eat are not helping.
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Her nose looks funny. She used to be so pretty. She's going into Megan Fox territory now. Fox looks like 36 instead of 26, and Angie Jo looks like 46 instead of 36.
Hmmm, I really don't see how you can spend so much $$$ on peels and other face maintenance and still look like you are four hours away from a death of dysentery. There has to be more going on here than ED and pill popping.
I actually don't mind the dress. Maybe she is wearing funky aqua or red shoes with it or something.
That's an impressive, well-deserved award for a movie with a lifetime, worldwide gross of $303,877.
Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by aradia07 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:48pm.
Never watched GIA I haven't. but check it i will.
jenny shimizu would not hit it.
Chicken Leg looks so matronly. The area around her hips doesn't fit right. Her legs are so skinny.
I didn't think so at first, but it's possible she has tinkered with her nose AGAIN. This would be the 3rd nose job. Same veneers, though.
Damn, she has not aged well, at all. I mean, compare her to Eva Mendes or Gabrielle Union or Amy Adams, and it's like not even a contest. Hell, Sigourney Weaver smokes her, and she's like 63 years old.
I like the dress.
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Hollywierd at its saddest.
Submitted by aradia07 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:20
She also looked good in Gia.
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That was a case of perfect casting. She looked good in Gia and she was very good in the movie as well.
Smack.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:20pm.
if only she could see that her tomb raider body was the hot body, not this rail thin toothpick with veins look.
I agree. She also looked good in Gia.
She looks tired, unhappy, and like she's trying to come off dope. I guess this is what happens when you have 6 kids and do most/all of the hard work yourself (i.e. not letting them be completely raised by nannies). Shit I've only got one and I look a haggard mess most of the time too.
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if only she could see that her tomb raider body was the hot body, not this rail thin toothpick with veins look.
Angie, for the love of all things unholy, LEAVE YOUR SNOUT ALOOOOONE. It's suffered enough and to say that you're entering Michael Jackson territory now is saying that two nose jobs too late. STOP IT!!! JUST STOP IT!!! Your nose is going to FALL THE FUCK OFF!
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Good for Angelina attending a real industry event.
Good for taking the attention off the unworthies of the Grammys and z rated "celebs"
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The Grammies might suck, but Elton John and Jay Z are far from Z List. Stop acting like this woman is the only real star in the world or pretending she's never had any plastic surgery. This is why people think the loons are....well...loons.
She's morphing into Rhoda Morgenstern.
Good for Angelina attending a real industry event.
Good for taking the attention off the unworthies of the Grammys and z rated "celebs"
To people saying " no work done" she had her nose thinned and trimmed a long time ago.
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
she looks well over 50 in these !
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Her bony arms/wrists/hands creep me the fuck out. Eat something!
Submitted by bitchSpray on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:52pm.
yes, st. angie's getting old, but her face looks completely natural, no work done, and i give her credit for that
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WHAT? I am no Angie hater, in any way, and I see she has had stuff done. Open them eyes....
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Submitted by bitchSpray on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:52pm.
yes, st. angie's getting old, but her face looks completely natural, no work done, and i give her credit for that
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Completely natural? Beautiful, yes, but natural, no.
I can't put my finger on it, she looks odd. I can't blame her because I'm in my mid-30s now and my face can either look pretty good or real shitty depending on what I'm going through at the moment. But don't worry, she'll read all the comments about her looking older, and for her next public appearance she will be looking dewy as a rose, I promise ya.
It's probably just a bad makeup job, as Beyonce's Superbowl nose job rather disappointingly turned out to be. I never can wrap my head around the fact that she and M.I.A. are the same age.
She looks horrible.. How old is she now? is she in her mid 40's. I thought Jen Aniston was older than Angie? I'm lost.. Is she trying to look bad on purpose.. ewww
yes, st. angie's getting old, but her face looks completely natural, no work done, and i give her credit for that
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by jalynne on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:34pm.
That's a lovely dress. Anybody know the designer?
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I saw your answer before I posted mine, thanks.
I must be the only one here that thinks she looks better than she has in awhile. Maybe it's that she's actually smiling and doesn't have that haughty look.
Submitted by jalynne on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:34pm.
That's a lovely dress. Anybody know the designer?
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Versace
Is her plastic surgeon TRYING to make her look older? And for why is her nose gone now?
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Mhm. When people see my washed clothes hanging on the line, they claim that I DEFINITIVELY NEED MORE GREY!!! (about 90% of my clothes are. 5% are jeans which are mostly blue as there's no other colour to buy and 5% olive green). So: I understand her and welcome to ageing, Angie.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:34pm.
That's a lovely dress. Anybody know the designer?
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With all the "old" comments the Frayne Fashions jingle popped into my head, but then I remembered Angie would never wear anything other than grayscale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeenaBQSb38
Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 2:15pm.
She looks like she had another nose job.
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Yeah, her nose looks weird here. Plus she looks pasty and well, her make-up ain't doing her any favors.
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Agree, her nose looks weird. Check out thumb 3, you can see a faint (covered with concealer?) bruise on her nose.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Thumb 4 makes me sad. where is the beautiful Angie of the past?
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horrible dress... but she couldn't care less. i think she's not interested anymore in what she maybe believes to be superficial (looking good ecc.)
Damn, I remember when Angelina used to be fucking gorgeous.
What the hell happened to her? She looks so sickly. It makes me wonder if those heroin rumors are true.
She has old lady body and looks very medicated. What a shame.
I honestly did not recognize her, something is very, very different (the wow factor is gone)
What IS it?
At first glance, I really thought she was Hillary Swank. That lame attempt at a smile is what threw me off.
That dress is lovely: needs slimmer, elbow-length sleeves though. Pretty sure she's had MORE work done on her face.
LOL, if DLIsted was around in 1964 99% of these comments would be directed to Audrey Hepburn. And with that short cut she looks like a boy!
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But Audrey Hepburn was always thin. Angelina looks like she has lost 1/3 of her body weight in the last 8 years.
Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:44pm.
Brad Pitt has sucked the hot out of this one.
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Yeah, payback. He had just enough strength left to do to her what was done unto him.
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For why the midsection all bloaty? Is that what happens when you starve for too long? Poor woman looks sick.
Brad Pitt has sucked the hot out of this one.
I don't think she looks bad here...she just needs to realize as you get older, being excessively thin prematurely ages you.
Agree about the dress, though. It's nice. Classy and sexy.
She must have been laying low while she had her plastic surgery.
She is either a drug addict or has a disease. Mega millionaires do not look that bad and haggard unless they have a problem beyond their control (although addicts can get help.)