Night Crumbs

Lena Dunham’s on the cover of Rolling Stone looking like she’s licking the crusties off of her mouth after waking up from a 6 hour nap on the couch – ICYDK

Charlie Sheen’s Save A Ho Foundation gives another handout to Lindsay Lohan – Lainey Gossip

Elle Fanning’s New York Magazine spread gave me diabetes – The Berry 

This explains why Jennifer Lawrence keeps tripping and clothes keep falling off of her body. It’s one of the side effects of getting humped by Michael Fassbender – The Superficial 

The gay rumors are starting to put cracks in Hugh Jackman’s perfect life – Towleroad

Lady Gaga announces that she’s canceling a few shows due to an injury and she does it in the most Lady Gaga-iest way possible – Celebitchy

Why does Selena Gomez keep insisting on dressing like she just fell out of The Craft? – Hollywood Tuna 

Miley Cyrus just keeps blowing air kisses a love at the paps – Drunken Stepfather

Lawyers hate Lindsay Lohan, part 4,983,567 – IDLYITW

You won’t believe what Hilary Duff did yesterday?! Yes, she walked to her car! How did you know? – Popoholic

If they ever do a reboot of Sex and the City, this is who should be cast – SOW

Justin Timberlake joins Instagram and is already overusing all those filters – Just Jared

My last tattered brain cell just shriveled up and died – Jezebel

It’s The Weez’s weez  – Celebslam

DMX is still making sure his name stays on TMZ’s front page – Crunk + Disorderly

A couple that wears leather pants in the sun together, sprays Febreze on their musty pussies together – Popsugar

Taylor Swift’s ghost singer FOUND – Videogum

Matt Damon is closing his butt hole for the sake of the environment – I’m Not Obsessed

That brow is jumping at me – Cityrag

Petra Nemcova’s got those wonk eyes – Hollywood Rag