Let Vin Diesel Serenade You With His Nightingale Voice

As a special Valentimes Day gift to his fans, which he calls "V's Angels," Vin Diesel posted a video on his Facebook page of him beautifully singing along to RiRi's "Stay" as her video played next to him. Vin Diesel stood in the dark and only let his hands tickle the air a little bit, because he wanted you to focus on taking in the slightly tattered and pitchy musical notes floating out of his singing hole. You can practically picture Vin's waxed and bleached b-hole clench as he hits those high notes. The musical artistry of it all!

Get out of the tub RiRi, because Vin take it from here.

via Gawker

Posted by: Michael K

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This DOESN'T Belong In A Museum • Vin Diesel

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 6:10pm.

Congratulate/pity my ears because I made it to 1:20 before I could no longer take it anymore. It was a fear factor challenge(I needed something to cleanse myself after reading and partaking in the stupidness in the Bouncy thread) for me, and I mean...Okay, look, if I had to chose between him and that Farrah bitch from TeenMom. I would chose Vin...However, he would not pass go on AI...when Simon was still on it...*goes to shove pencils in ears to make it stop*

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Submitted by snippy on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 5:58pm.

I would rather listen to and look at Vin over Rhianna any day. Rhinna's original, pre-auto-tune version probably sounded a lot worse and she's not an attractive person.

I've always like Vin.

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 9:35am.

i pressed play and sped up to a middle point just to hear what he sounds like singing -and i could not find the STOP button fast enough.
he sounds like he's afflicted with down's syndrome (while looking like a circus pinhead -minus the bow of course).

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 9:26am.

I refuse to waste 2 more minutes of my life on another one of these wannabe poptrix.

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Submitted by Iffy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:16pm.

Horrid. Until he grows out his afro and busts out the King Tut, he gets no respect from me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD2Mb8pM6E8

Submitted by Peepsdragon on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:39pm.

*dead* i dont care I cant wait for fast and furious 6

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:30pm.

It's hard to tell which is more painful, the original sap video or this horrific one. I think this one, auuuuuuuu *smmooooch* hahaha

Absolutely every guy I know HATES Vin Diesel and John Statham.

"This DOESN'T Belong In A Museum" ;)

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Submitted by Parablesower on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:14pm.

I have trouble deciding whether Vin Diesel is a better singer or actor. Not a compliment,BTW

Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:12pm.

Maybe I'm a sucker but I thought this was kind of cute :)

Submitted by bitchSpray on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:10pm.

i blame lady gaga for this.

she was the first one to give her fandom a nickname, and now every piece of shit, singers and actors, has to give their fans some ridiculous nickname

Submitted by LoCoJo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 5:07pm.

I refuse to watch unless someone can guarantee that it's just as awesome as Dirk Diggler singing "You Got The Touch" in Boogie Nights.

Submitted by Jess Sayin on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 5:06pm.

Vin can sing to me anytime... that man just do something to me LOL... as for the gay rumors I say show me the receipts lool

Submitted by Brian Pullman on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:24pm.

Rihanna is a known fan of homophobic hate musicians.

Submitted by Brian Pullman on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:23pm.

Rihanna is a known fan of homophobic hate musicians. She's not a nice person.

Submitted by NeverEclipsed on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:13pm.

There has got to be an easier way to come out. I'm gay and a singer and know all the pop songs, and still don't know this one.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:56pm.

Aerialgreen LOL his ass and his head look exactly alike!

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Submitted by Jester on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:54pm.

A very sweet and touching Valentine to someone special. Love it.

Submitted by tomahawk on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:52pm.

I love him because he looks small (though he isn't) and has this deep deep deep voice. I was stunned when I watched the first movie with him in English. I have a date with a friend for the next Riddick movie - yeah!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:48pm.

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:47pm.

Kinda ~

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WE would like to THANK MIZZ AERIALGREEN for this wonderful photograph!!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:47pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:15pm.

Vin Diesel is a gorgeous homosexual!

(Are there nudes of Miss Diesel presenting hole?)

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Kinda ~

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Submitted by catfight357 on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:32pm.

Thanks guys. You whorz are the best!

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:19pm.

AWKWARD!

Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:06pm.

Also afraid to look. His fans probably like him exactly because he is this type of dork, so it all works out.

Submitted by SGVpea on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:06pm.

He could pass as Channing PoTatumHead in that dark corner, with the voice of Jeremy Sisto.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:51pm.

I'm afraid to look.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:50pm.

Sorry to hear that Catfight, all the best to you and the family.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:49pm.

Submitted by TriptheLight on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:36pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:13pm.

He's thrown down some phat beats before... @ the 1:12 mark:
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ya I don't mind Vin, he gets busted on a lot but I think he's actually a pretty talented dude and not necessarily for his acting, he's been a director a screenwriter an actor, so WTH power to em

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:47pm.

(((Hugs))) sorry for your loss, Catfight.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:47pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "GAY"

Yeah. I think he's hot, and I like him, but I think he is.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:46pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:15pm.
jerseygirl, so do I, but this new one...um, how is Letty back? SHE'S DEAD!
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Maybe she's like Jason Voorhees and can't be killed. ;-) no, seriously, I think that when they showed her "death" it was really just him imagining what happened based on what he was told happened. She's in witness protection or something.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:44pm.

catfight ♥

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:42pm.

VOB - They stayed inside all night. "Cleaning"

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:41pm.

That's awful catfight - so sorry for your loss.

Submitted by catfight357 on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:39pm.

I cried most of my morning away. Death in the family. THIS is the perfect anecdote for me. I LOVE me some Vin & his voice makes me shiver in all the right places. This was a home run.

Submitted by TriptheLight on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:36pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:13pm.

He's thrown down some phat beats before... @ the 1:12 mark:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWWh5cX6BX4

Hey, turd box, I don't know the television!

Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:35pm.

M.E. what happened with the Tweeker neighbors last might? Did they settle down?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:32pm.

When I hear this, I see unicorns.

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:30pm.

@ M.E. - well then I'm not going to ask you if you had a happy valentine's day, lol.

Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:30pm.

He stays in tune better than that auto-tuned, chihuahua faced skank who normally sings the song.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:28pm.

Hey Jack.

Thanks. ;P

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:28pm.

anno - my retarded husband has been at work since 3am Thursday

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:23pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:13pm.

In completely unrelated news, my husband is STILL AT WORK.

So's Mr Banano, but he SHOULD be

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:20pm.

GAY

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:17pm.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:08pm.

OT: has anyone heard about this?
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Yes I heard about that this morning, pretty wild that for sure. The one in 1908 was better though lol!