IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: RiRi Scraped Her Knee
RiRi was in London last night for the launch of her fashion line, which is perfect for the Tampa Bay-area beach hooker who wants to look like she bought all of her ho shit uniforms at The Salvation Army in the early 90s, and while going to the after-party for her show, she scraped her knee. ESCANDALO, I know.
America's foremost literary journal of all things true Media Takeout (via HL, TMZ, DM and everywhere else) says that when RiRi and model Cara Delevingne were walking into The Box, some batshit crazy fan started screaming some stuff about Chris Brown while throwing a glass bottle of Lucozade at her. The bottle didn't hit RiRi, but all the chaos made her fall into a metal grate and the grate cut her knee right open. MTO says that RiRi's knee SLICED open, but I'm sure most of us have had razor cuts on our assholes that were deeper than that cut.
After the crazed fan tried to hit RiRi with a bottle, her bodyguard went after the bottle hurler and hurt his leg while doing so. The fan got away and RiRi's bodyguard had to go to the hospital for treatment.
There are thousands of pictures of RiRi going into and coming out of The Box last night and I couldn't find one picture of the crazed fan or a picture of a bottle flying at her head. So either it didn't happen or the crazed fan is a pap-proof ninja ghost. If that's the case, can't the crazed fan use their ninja-like powers to go after The Difficult Brown next time? Speaking of The Difficult Brown, England better pull in the welcome mat, lock the doors and turn off all the nights, because I have a feeling that Chris Brown is going to land on their shores after smelling RiRi's blood.
For even more RiRi fuckery, click here to see what happened when The Sunday Times Magazine lost their minds and put a whole lot of WRONG on their cover.
And more importantly, why is Cara Delevingne dressed like the sluttiest member of JJ Fad?
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I'm sorry, but I can't believe people are complimenting her figure. What figure??? Have you not seen her in a one-piece? Or... anything else. She is the boxiest-shaped woman since Mariah Carey.
I'm the first to give credit where it's due and unfortunately she has yet to earn any. She is a master at criss-crossing her legs to give the ILLUSION of having hips, so there, she got something.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 11:24pm.
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HAHAHA BOTH. She scraped it sucking hard and doing heavy coke. ;p
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"After the crazed fan tried to hit RiRi with a bottle, her bodyguard went after the bottle hurler and hurt his leg while doing so. The fan got away ..."
Dumbass fan. Because the bodyguard was instructed to grab him, wash him and bring him to RiRi's tent for a romantic lil' Ass-to-mouth. Don't we all know, nothing gets RiRi more wet and hot than being physically abused.
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
You can see what a drama llama she is by how she's acting. "Oh my poor aching knee, I sliced it open! Such pain! Such agony!" Yeah, us little people get worse cuts when we shave, bitch. But she's playing it up for max attention.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I want to tear that weave off her head so bad. Some of us every day people have to grow our hair y'know!
pfffft each of RiRi's herpes sores is bigger than that scrape. just ask Fist Brown.
what a load of old shit, you only get grazes like that from sucking somebody whilst on your knees or getting on your knees to do lines on glass and after that snort of coke, you close your eyes, tilt your head back, but it was abit too strong, so you stumble back in your high heels, lose your balance, and drop the glass, which hits your knees on the way down and grazed it.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:43pm.
don't feel bad ... it reminded me of this ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
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HAHAHAHA, damn that's a fine ass grill! Hooooooooooottie!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:27pm.
Y'all can look at me crazy, but I bet money on Mindy havin had some involvement in her fiancé 's "suicide " 3 weeks ago .
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Yea didn't they say they had had an argument or something like that shortly before he was found? Either way, call me heartless, but the only ones I truly feel sorry for are the two small children she left behind.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
she tried to commit suicide after every failed relationship even with the guy who tried to murder her, and then when she was pregnant. Od's, booze mix with drugs, slit wrists; all kinds of attempts.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:12pm.
They sayin Mindy Mcreedy dead....
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I know that isn't funny or anything like that but"
They sayin Mindy Mcreedy dead"
reminded me of this---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRwAYhm7R-8
Yes I laugh at inappropriate things. Sorry...carry on.
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don't feel bad ... it reminded me of this ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:31pm
ITA. Reminds me of Michael Hutchens and his wife. I'm not familiar with Mindy, but how horrible for her kids. Such a sad waste of life.
Sad. I hope she is at peace now, and I hope that her little boys will be with family and people who love them.
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:27pm.
I am pretty sure the police think so too! Weren't they investigating her?
I have tomorrow off and I am booooooooooored.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
was she a suspect in her boyfriends death? was there an ongoing investigation or case closed? Either way, it's a shame.
I have no comment on this topic.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:12pm.
They sayin Mindy Mcreedy dead....
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what a life. I feel sorry for her second kid who at not even one lost both parents to suicide and her other kid too who's 6.
She tried multiple times to kill herself.
RIP.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:27pm.
Y'all can look at me crazy, but I bet money on Mindy havin had some involvement in her fiancé 's "suicide " 3 weeks ago .
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why omg i can't believe you are actually ... just kidden, i totally agree.
kind of a stretch but i wonder if this valentine's tink tink shit weighed on her a bit hard these past couple days ...
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:34pm.
That top photo really showcases her unfortunate hairline and forehead. She sure get's alot of press for someone marginally talented (JMO), but then again, way more talented than those kardashians.
And really that's not saying much as I have yet to see any talent at all among the Kardashians.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:12pm.
They sayin Mindy Mcreedy dead....
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I know that isn't funny or anything like that but"
They sayin Mindy Mcreedy dead"
reminded me of this---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRwAYhm7R-8
Yes I laugh at inappropriate things. Sorry...carry on.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
: ( don't know anything about country music and such, but this is so, so tragic about Mindy McCready. Those kids! Both parents took their own lives during a short period. It's not fair when mental illness does this!!!!! Everybody has been so against institutionalisation, but you know, there is purpose for it and it mostly is just needed for a period of life.....not one's entire life. Psychiatric care HELPS people.
Sorry for a tangent rant.
Y'all can look at me crazy, but I bet money on Mindy havin had some involvement in her fiancé 's "suicide " 3 weeks ago .
Poor Mindy..now that was a poor tortured soul.
Gal could not get a break! RIP
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Princesspoppy - Take good care. (hug)
oooh that's a downer (a double downer (poppy's impending dv) about mcready.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:12pm.
http://myfox8.com/2013/02/17/mindy-mccready-dead-of-apparent-suicide-acc...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Lately I have been eatin regular ol' store brand chips with tons of Texas Pete hot sauce on em . Yum!
@Mike
Love those! And less greasy-tastin? Bonus! Will add them to the list! Danka!
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I'm sure there are much better photos but Cara looks kinda manly in the two bottom pics. She says on her twitter that she's a professional human being. *stares*
OK...translation...RICH BITCH!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
They sayin Mindy Mcreedy dead....
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:00pm.
If you like cookies, the new Speculoos cookies are good. They're more or less the same as Biscoff cookies, but they seemed less greasy.
LMAO Tigerlilly!! Sawrry so go all fancied ass with my foul gas n all! But I LOVE garlic so, so much! But it drives my honey away the next day! Ha.
All this potato chip talk is making me hungray (again)! I've been getting into making my own lately. Not as difficult as you might think. I like em drowning in balsamic with a little bit of chives.
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Awesome! So glad you both liked it! It's fun trying new stuff!
Speaking of, after reading about those Thai nuts, I am going to be making a trip to TJ's this week when I get back to the metro. Anything else that I should add to the list? I don't get there often (it's only about 15 minutes on the freeway) because I live in a nearby 'burb where everything (except TJ's) is in clusterfuck central.
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Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 8:52pm.
Oh, okay. I thought I'd seen them.
@ Mike - nope, I've been buying it for a while now.
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 8:46pm.
@ Mike - the Thai Lime Chili Cashews - so, so good.
Is that new? I thought they had a similarly flavored cashew already?
@ Bacon Slut -
Made that salmon/smoked blue cheese for dinner tonight - wonderful. Huge hit with Mr Banano! Thanks for the great idea!
@ Mike - the Thai Lime Chili Cashews - so, so good.
I just read the horrible review of the Chicken & Waffle chips. Said the smell alone was unbelievably foul *gags*
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 8:22pm.
Your link just took me to TJ's mobile homepage. Which product?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 8:23pm.
Yeah, the chicken & waffles had me scratching my head. Who'd think that was a good idea?
Kettle Chips have s newish flavor that's pretty good, btw - Monterey Jack Jalapeño. I don't typically care for cheese-flavored chips, but it works with these. The jalapeño isn't that prominent when you start eating them, but it builds (it's never too hot, tho).
well at least she look real cute here lol.. that jacket is bawse shit
Hola, horz!
LOL We must all have Thai on the brainz!
I started getting the sniffles late Friday night, and come Saturday morning, I was a bit worried about getting a full blown schnooz full. Asked MamaBacon to get me a quart of beef pho from the Mom and Pop just a buttplug's throw from the Bacon household. The. Best. Ever. I have been a complete pho-bag all weekend. *queefs Sriracha giddily* And the mini-cold is all but bye-bye.
@Anno
There is a trip to TJ's in my near future.
@Mike
Based on the review, I think that I am going to stick with the real deal on chips when the urge strikes. Then again, one can never have enough Sriracha!
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 8:15pm.
Not yet they sound delish. The chicken and waffles one makes me want to vom. there is a third finalist too but can't remember it.
ETA: Garlic cheesy bread. Yum.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
@ Mike - never tried them, but I'm freaking addicted to these:
http://www.traderjoes.com/fearless-flyer/article.asp?article_id=494
I'm sorry, princesspoppy...divorce sucks so much. (((hugs)))
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Every saint has a past and
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Let's take a day off from the RiRi/ Difficut Brown coverage shall we?
Anyone tried these?
http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2013/02/14/review-lays-do-us-a-...
Sriracha-flavored potato chips
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 5:48pm.
I was never into the whole club thing, even when I was younger. Staying in with a good book, a good movie and some tea satisfies me much more.
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Me too! With my fat puppy snuggled next to me.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 8:02pm.
Sorry Sweetie - what a rough day!
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Thanks. I don't know how I'll get through work tomorrow. I don't mean to hijack the post.
Aw PrinessPoppy - hugs to you, that's some hard shit.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:59pm.
I'm loving all the comments here. We just told the kids their daddy is moving out, so I am getting some much need levity from all y'all.
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I read about your situation awhile back with this, that really sucks.:( Stay strong lady!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson